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[quote author=ceeroh post=62496608] Kenneth Okonkwo = slack mouth [/quote
Bad belle person

My brother ,Stress is when you want to text “I love you” to your girlfriend and you mistakenly send it to your land lady then she replies “OMG!!! I have been holding myself for too long, I love you too and please stop paying rent” Sunday isn't far

Is not fair nah ....

I love their shoes

Interviewer: why did your previous relationship end?

Me: One day, the argument got so heated that she took off her wig, cleaned her makeup and faced me man to man. That was it man.

Prof Prof......

We are expecting oyibo pikin b dat

Meanwhile you want to test urs

Even if you build 2 swimming pools for Aboki man,
him go still use kettle wash him dick..

Plenty millions..... Lord slap your child with million dollar plz

No be new thing

In Nigeria or whole world cos I never get to see of them

Education no dey old

Best friends

Stunner

We no go hear any other thing this week except about yeyebrity award .....I want to be rich but don't want to be popular....good night Nigerians...till tomorrow

Nwokeoma

Woow....my nigga....nice outfit

That village people are fanning ur picture no mean say they are in the village, it can also be ur father

Flown outside almighty Nigeria..... Shameless country indeed

Wedding bells
Finally the day has come i invite you all my friends , & family to join me as i say `i do` to the one i love greatly, traditional marriage no. 5 new yidi rd portharcourt Rivers state. Date saturday 22 nov 2017 WHITE WEDDING saturday 29th 2017....... curpus christi cathedral parish... portharcourt Riverstate RECEPTION takes place Cubana Lounge, Florida Road. The big special day begins 10am.
Your presence will be our joy and highly appreciated.
Color of the day white, pink, peach see you there.
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I also don't knw who is doing the wedding
You think is only you that waste time reading this
I wasted my time as well to read this shit without knowing the celebrants Mitcheeeeeeeeeeeeew...I dey my room com and beat me

U rapour with Hausa woman,ok

Our lost son is finally home ones again

Drama continent called Africa..... RIP to the poor girl

Dnockeror333:

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*What is Reunion?*

Reunion is when you get up in the morning and tell your wife you are going to work.

Instead you go to your neighbour's wife to make love to her.

Her husband comes and knocks on the door.

You go under the bed.

The husband enters the bedroom.

Feeling uneasy, the wife excuses herself to go to market to buy food items.

The husband takes advantage of the wife's absence to call your wife.

Your wife quickly arrives and they make love.

Suddenly his wife who had excused herself to go to the market turned back halfway forgetting the list of food items at home and knocks on the door.

You're still under the bed.

Your wife rushes to hide under the bed.

*This is REUNION* ��� Have a great weekend!

dlaw70:
But she no too fine like that na

Make ur bearbear they deceive u

Whether old or new,for me and my family...we shall continue paying tithes...So,I won't let any pastor mislead me.Thanks for reading

It was my first time on a date at NYSC Camp.. I asked her out and she agreed. We went to maami for a chat. I had just #200 on me, I knew i had to buy us something. As a man I gat plan. I told her to wait for me while I went to buy us drinks..With my N200 I bought 1 can Fanta. I took an empty Sprite can and poured water directly from the tap into it.. I went back to my lady. A smile appeared on her face as she said: "Oh my gosh, how did you know that sprite is my favorite, I hate Fanta... give me sprite".�����

Immediately my spiritual ears opened and I heard my village people singing
" ITS OUR WORK O, SOFTWORK"

What's on her hand? One of those that never adds any value to our industry....... Happy for her success though

We know man

What will happen to the $43m,can it be used to help Nigerians? Nonsense mistaken country