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johnshagb: Nigeria on the brink

^^^ another Cramjones in the making...

Learned man.his sense of humility and intelligence is enviable.

Asan lori asan...

kolexy: Ofcourse I do. Prof Isaac Agbede.... Baba Ise....lol

that's cool...whr and how ?

berem: It shouldn't be a breaking news abeg! It was expected and it happened.
APC remains the only authentic opposition party until 2015,when PDP will be wiped off to extinction, APC takes over and becomes the ruling party.

eskiz ma,I don't see that happening...not when Tinubu and Buhari are still parading...

PAGAN9JA: True. boko haram didnt abduct 100 men. I did.

lolz ...I love ur signature

We were told Chibok girls weren't missing then...maybe after 1month,Presido go believe.

chimeluiz: Why so serious
This post is merely a joke and didn't actually come from Moyes himself

elme tell him ooo before he hurts himself

kolexy: Lol...Prof Agbede

that's my DAD,u know him?

Ayo Daramola...Ekiti will never forget u

barcanista: A statement from TAN’s head office in Abuja signed by the Director of Communications and Strategy, Dr. Udenta O. Udenta, said the former Deputy National Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Chief Bode George, the Governor-elect of Ekiti State, Chief Ayo Fayose, the Ministers of State for Defence and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Musiliu Obanikoro and Jumoke Akinjide, are expected to lead other top political leaders from the region to the rally.



The President has clearly confirmed our stance on his government that he runs a fraudulent and deceitful government. His foot-soldiers are men of questionable characters and never do-wells. It will be so interesting how he will greet the shock of his life that will dawn on him on Valentine's day(14 Feb 2015). Associating with men that will not even elect themselves is a "smart" move when looking at it from the clueless angle. Nigerians know who Jonathan's backers are. Unfortunately, the President think every Tom, Dick and Harry is a political heaviweight. He has no clue!!! No wonder he' is branded the clueless one!!!!

#RIP to PDP's govt of deceit

Fayose is a changed man...the past is bygone.

No one from Nigeria?

Dear Louis,
I write this letter as a fellow manager and in my
experience of managing top clubs in the Premier
League for 12years (11 and 9 months to be
exact). I write this as your predecessor having
gone through the ups and and downs of life at
Manchester United.
Firstly, commiserations. I won the season opener
last year against pretty much the same Swansea
team and it felt pretty good. Your blue eyed boy
Robin van Persie got two sumptuous goals that
day and got me off to a perfect start. But again,
it's never as easy as it seems in the EPL, as
I discovered. At least you have an easy schedule
for the first few games unlike me. Imagine playing
West Brom, Everton, Sunderland and the lot in the
first 15 fixtures. Although my team made it very
'tough' for all of them, we lost narrowly. My bad
luck.
Fans and critics alike say following me at
Manchester United will be easy; I agree. I made
the Premier League better. My tenure ensures that
whatever you do, you will be termed ‘better than
his predecessor’. A courtesy I was not afforded.
You’re welcome. I did not like how teams feared
coming to Old Trafford under Sir Alex Ferguson.
So I did my best to change that and make United
a more hospitable host. Teams liked coming to
Old Trafford under my reign. For me, it was all
about building good relations with the fans. But
unfortunately, I built relations with rival fans rather
than my own. My bad luck again.
I broke a lot of records in my short tenure.
The record for handing many a top side victory at
Old Trafford after generations. Sides like Everton,
Newcastle, West Brom. The record for the lowest
league points, lowest league position etc. I was
responsible for stopping the one club dominance
of the league by Manchester United and rival fans
still respect me for that. Please try and follow in
my footsteps and make it as difficult for
opponents as possible.
Coming to your reign now. From my experience of
managing top clubs, I want to give you some
pointers or two. I believe I did you and
Manchester United a great favour by bringing in
Marouane Fellaini. Do play him week-in week-out.
Get the defenders and midfielders to hoof up long
balls onto his wig head, he will surely score. It
may not be pretty, but hey, results over
aesthetics, right? Also, do continue to play my
crown jewels Tom Cleverley and Danny Welbeck.
They are the symbols of the Moyes philosophy,
which is to run all day long and make it tough for
opponents. Do not worry, wins will follow.
Remember that boy Adnan Januzaj? He
symbolises the only thing everything I did right at
United. Great talent.
Do not forget Shinji Kagawa. Slippery little lad,
sits on the bench the whole time and goes
unnoticed. Took me two months to notice him
and another two to know that he plays as number
10. Do not forget to play him once in a while,
albeit on the left. He can win games on his own
at number 10, we don’t want that, do we?
One thing that is available in abundance at
Manchester United is patience. No matter how
badly you do, they will keep saying “let's give
him some more time”. That patience kept me
going during my time; use it well. I did you
another great favour by eliminating the whole
Champions League diversion. You’re
welcome. Again.
All the very best. Hope to see you in the same job
come next August.
Regards, sympathies and empathies.
David Moyes

ndidibabe: Are u sleeping?

no,I am not sleeping....so how can I help u?

MsNas: "So" sure, lool. Right now, so fe lo sun

jex glanced tru ur profile...u are beyonced!

I just dey come from vigil,if I reach house I go comment.

MsNas: Ilesha
Badagry (Dunno if that counts as a city tho)

omo'badan,kini soo re?

messpero90: Warri is the best city in Nigeria. "haters shud hug a transformer.

ewo tunni "go hug transformer"? After telin us Warri is the best city in Nigeria to u?

Ochibaisik: This guys no dey sleep?

u be night guard?

Ise Ekiti

Former President Ibrahim Babangida has threatened
to expose the corruption of Former President
Mohammed Buhari especially as relates to his tenure
as Minister of Petroleum.
Buhari was appointed Minister of Petroleum in 1976
under the Murtala/Obasanjo administration. Not
much is known about any scandals that occured
during his tenure as Minister, but there are rumors of
the mysterious disappearance of US$2.8 Billion from
the NNPC account in Midlands Bank in the United
Kingdom, during Buhari’s stewardship.
Now that IBB has threatened to expose him, it lends
a certain credibility to the rumors indicting Buhari of
grand graft.
Babangida who released a statement through his
media adviser, Prince Kassim Afegbua said, “On Gen.
Buhari, it is not in IBB’s tradition to take up issues
with his colleague former President. But for the
purpose of record, we are conversant with Gen.
Buhari’s so-called holier-than-thou attitude. He is a
one-time Minister of Petroleum and we have good
records of his tenure as minister. Secondly, he also
presided over the Petroleum Trust Fund ( PTF) which
records we also have. We challenge him to come out
with clean hands in those two portfolios he headed.
Or, we will help him to expose his. records of
performance during those periods. Those who live in
glass houses do not throw stones. Gen. Buhari
should be properly guided".

barcanista: Your wish
Your choice
Your decision. I wish you well Ribadu

seconded.

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Aitee1: Never envy someone with a fine trouser, his boxer might be full of holes

@ur signature...I wish u a happy home...

How much is the e-card checker?

A lady was feeling feverish and she visited the
hospital for check up. After the test was carried
out .......
DOCTOR: emm .......... madam
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are
LADY: pls go straight 2 d point and stop all dis
pranks.
DOCTOR: I don't know how u will take it but what I'm
seeing here shows dat u are positive.
LADY: positive of what doctor
DOCTOR: ehmm........ HIV
LADY: (shout) PRAISE THE LORD !!!!
DOCTOR: (surprised) but madam, I just said u are
HIV positive, why are u prasing d Lord.
LADY: thank u doctor, I thought is EBOLA.

Wale112: Im from Spain. Ewu gambia

am allergic to r.etards,especially those with first class...get lost and DON'T quote me again...eleri'bu