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There's nothing i hate as much as when I'm stylishly trying to sleep and one usher comes to wake me.

4 someone to trust me and tell me such preferences in this homophobic society I'll keep my cool with d person

You're in the wrong section bro

Pls don't eat that oo

Haha
Temmi001

its over

Temmi001:
abeg abeg. don't gimme that one ojere

Temmi001:
I'm a wizard

Ijebu boy
See them!

I laugh at d way i knew its non of my business yet i opened d thread to say it's non of my business ...temmi001 i know u do it

Wetin concyn us ejoo

Temmi001:
And who'll be left with me?

My heart

Temmi001:
Blaquebelle.... no potential. .
Over Out

Loll i was just commenting fa, how did u find me sef

Temmi001:
my battery is getting low. Janet is using my charger.

Ohh
So what do we do now, what happened to hers?

Temmi001:
how's your headache na?

It's subsiding like d naira

Bet y

Temmi001:
what concerns us with all these na.. blaquebelle, do you care?

not at all
Nl this days tho

This one is finished

Temmi001 this one seems stupid but has potential

Temmi001:
I don't know .. seems it was stollen or so

Stolen*
Don't let ur phone die oo, if it dies I'll die with it

Temmi001:
I'm looking for my Tecno charger.

I thought it was surplus berekete

Spitting image kor

Poorboy:
Meaning? please if you don't have what to say keep quiet...

You're really poor indeed

This one don crase
Be playing with God's work, till he nabs you one day

Lmao

Can someone educate me on the purpose of this prewedding pics?
Coz ayam not understanding again oo. Besides it's d same thing we c this days in all of them. Soso backside prewedding foto. Hope d marriage won't end when d backside disappears.

PapiSmith:
I hope he is back to stay. Still one of the very few lyrically balanced musician in Nigeria

U sure about that?

Bro u well so?

tmanis:
I love reading people's comments I just can't help myself. It's like an addiction. So in honor of those comments that I have read, I have decided to write my own comment. And it's all for you. I hope you enjoyreading my comment as much as I have enjoyed writing it. It's not an interesting comment, but I'm pretty certain you have read the commentup to this point, so you may as well just keep reading right down to the end. And also thank me for wasting your time cause this is very useless

Blackface should get a life and learn from this one.

Y is there no name or detail on d result, abi was it photoshopped?

keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] . but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS [i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.

Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.

"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".

Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows.

Nice write up

Because most of them are short

BiafranBushBoy:
That is why we rape people!!

Animal