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[quote author=Mujaheeeden post=50357001]The propaganda needs to keep going for zombies appetite.


How do we know that fair lady is from chibok with chibok girls being dark in complexion.


Secondly chibok is a village and the chances of such sitting room is very rare[/quote
And who said they r all chibok indigenes... they were all boarding student... and most of dem came from all over the neigboring cities... av u wondered why we have many xtian names amongst dem?

malton:
This whole kidnap thing is now looking like a script straight outta nollywood.

One of three things is involved:

1. The kidnap actually happened and was orchestrated by sons of the soil, but somehow, someone somewhere feels, "let's blame it on the usual suspects, our gullible people will buy it."

2. The kidnap was staged for the same reason as in (1).

3. Someone somewhere is up to something. To gain public sympathy, maybe? You never can tell.

The woman was miraculously rescued just like she was kidnapped.

Actual kidnappers would have played the ball way harder. If it were Fulani herdsmen on the other hand, blood would have spilled, somehow.

I would av subscribed to every alphabet of your writing, if your Mother was the victim here. Not every situation requires prejudice. Bad things apen to even the most influential. Person in the world!

KINGMAKER001:
He that comes to equity must come with a clean hands...the fight against corruption is purely one sided,even the deaf and the blind knows this...and trust me when I say Nigerians are no longer interested in the fight against corruption...no good account has been given about most of the recovered looted funds, most of the looters that secretly return little from the loots weren't mention or charged or punished so as to serves as a deterrent to other
intending looters...I'm not saying the former first lady shouldn't be punished if found guilty ,but the was against corruption should be fought holistically.... if not, then its just a gimmick

It's like u don't have a clue Ao ds corruption trial works. For 16 years pdp had been on the helm of affair, how many apc members was there at the federal govt level to be prosecuted, except u r saying dey shud be meddling with the affair with state governors. As per patience she was even the one to contact efcc. Wen she claimed her maid money seized was for humanitarian purpose. Quote me anywher buhari is not even digging any past looting! All efcc was doing is just investigating the arms deals period. Beliv me if dey seize 5m from patience she has other acct will probably 200m!

[quote author=Paperwhite post=49513151]BH that have been technically defeated according to a technically incompetent government technically calling this unfortunate incident an attack on soft targets.Mind you this is the Borno which the Governor said is safer than Lagos but commercial transporters are accompanied by military escorts.I swear believe APC @ your own peril. [/quote
Pls don't be an hypocrite! I stay in Lagos. If only u can ask or make research on the number of crimes dat lead to loss of life in Lagos alone. To help u, Google odogunyan and check number of people dat died since the start of this year alone due to cultism. If you get less than 200. Tell seun to ban me for life. The truth is with all sicerity boko haram has lost most of their stronghold. Just as they dint start overnight u don't expect them just to disappear with the soldiers magic wand. However if u check alshabab, isis operation, and u were very conversant with bokoharam of 2013/2014, u ll know they are only making use of old glory. This cannot be the bokoharam ISIS endorsed, neither can it be the second most powerful terrorist grp in d world

omojoshy:
Liar Mohammed, is it true or we should blame Jonathan Government for the delay as well?

Yes u should blame goodluck Jonathan, it was looted during his regime?

Chiznonso:
Nawa 4 this embassy people, Kai, so they can't start my visa processing b4 they receive my proof of block account funding and later I show them, this is weird mehn haba

Are you saying they wont process ur application until u fund?

ProfSamurai:
I used ecobank. Try diamond too.

Which branvh of ecobank did u use, ao much were u debited and wats d duration before u were debited! And at wat rate

ProfSamurai:
Which bank did you use?

Fidelity... av even gone to zenith and first bank

joseph1832:
I'm not a lawyer neither am I vast in knowledge of how our warped and segmented law works, but from what I read above, that means anybody who blaspheme and insult Islam or the Prophet Mohammed are also guilty. It means they've also committed a crime, which is intention of breaching public peace, cos we know how our Muslim brothers act when it has to do with their religion or their prophet.

If you ask me, I'll say Obasi Chinedu is allowing sentiment to cloud his reasoning. A man should be allowed to name his dog whatever name he choose. I see no reason why I should be angry or feel ridiculed if a man name his dog Joseph, rather I'll be flattered and complimented that the man chose to immortalise me by naming his dog after me, because whether he knows it or not, he inadvently just made me the guardian of his life.

It shows u are so ignorant of the whole story. Its ok to name the dog joseph! But ao will u feel if after naming the dog joseph, he now writes joseph bodly on the dog, took it to ur house and parade right in front of ur siblings. Are u telling me non of ur siblings will raise an eyebrow! I dont know abt ur siblings, but am sure its world war for any family

ProfSamurai:
I don't understand.

You have not received your account number? If no, if it's upto five weeks, feel free to submit another form.

If you don't have funds, I will mention you in my prayers - for the big God to help you like he helped me.

I don get the acct number..... but I d nigerian banks neva do the transfer. Dey claim dey dont have fx...for like a month nao.. help me ooo.. I used the old form for the opening!

ProfSamurai:
This German dream is not for the chicken hearted.

I'm not expecting an easy life in Germany - but a reward for hardwork. Not a reward for who you know or who your great-grand-father knows...

Know what you want and go for it...

I dey plane dey wait the rest of #teamwinter 2016 passengers.... I wish you guys luck.

Bro I love dat. But for like a month wey I dkn submit form a.. I still nevet seed db fund o. Help oooo

CriticMaestro:
if I may sir, what resources are the u.k and USA survive on that has been stolen from third world country

Also help me ask him.. if wt he said is true..ao come ibori is in prison?

jamesibor:
So EFCC will go to America, a country outside their jurisdiction and seize properties. Smh at the gullibility of some Nigerians.

Another nollywood movie to keep our eyes off the ball.

I dey laff ooo.. go and make enquiry about ibori.... ao did Nigeria get all abachas loot? I gessed u just learned a new thing today?

AnodaIT:
All I am seeing from the long epistle is a delirious man ranting on how Nigeria is teaching America how to rig, load money into plane for sharing and multiple voting.

At least we are teaching, after all they taught us this wasteful federal system of government

Bro read the whole tin all over again! U were played only by the writers imagination....

azuka15:
You can try zenith bank with the following papers, nysc certificate, passport data page, list of expenses, db opening form, and admission letter.
I was debited @343 on 10th. So u can try there but you must have account with them and the account funded if you want it to be done fast.

Bro pls can I no which of the zenith bank branch did u use? I need to fund urgently!

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LAUGHING AT MY PAINS PART ONE
A TALE OF DAPO BELLO @ (BLARKRAIMEZ)
Chapter 1:
Approximately five years after my graduation from the university. Fixing me in any company’s pay roll seems so difficult like parting the Red sea again. There are fierce looking employers that won’t stop bombarding me with useless questions during interviews; “what have you been doing since 2010?...Are you saying in the last 5 years you cannot come up with a plan that will put food on your table?” Are they not aware that English premiership and UEFA Champions league have been engaging thousands of Nigerian graduates?
Please tell this man to check my CV again; I’m from Osun State. Our dear Governor, Aregbesola, did not pay a dime since eight months. How can you say “We are so sorry, 25 is the maximum age for this position” if you are not foolish enough to check my graduating age, NYSC, Msc. and PhD in view status? Do you still need to be told I was just 22 when I had my first degree?
To avoid interviews and fake vacancies on the social network, my uncle forced me to register with a recruiting firm called PSS at Okota. Excluding N2000 transportation from Ikorodu, this company promised to give me four job postings at N3,500. What is Hmm?...Yea I lied to my uncle, the tfare is not more than #900 to and fro. U wan blame me? How I wan buy lacasera and gala in scotching sun and bobo for his battalion kids? God should postpone his coming back to at least when I got a job, then the judgment couldn’t be fairer.
Unlike every recruiting firm with queues, my first day at PSS was somehow different. Just a stone throw from the popular Cele bustop via mile 2 badagary expressway, I spent almost 30 minute locating the office. It is not as big as my Uncle and his friend portrayed it… “Dapo this company will surely get you a job, they have found job for more than 50 people I know, if this company couldn’t get you a job, it means it is a spiritual attack from home and you should just stop looking for job.”
If you knew my uncle you would not believe this statement. He once told me I couldn’t get a job in access bank because I dint do accounting. He could have fixed me in fly emirate if only I was a woman. His friend could have given me a job but am over qualified. Zenon oil was recruiting if only I had a first class blah blah blah………………. Uncle, please! Am jobless today because Nigeria is not doing something right, plus you are not connected sir.
Inside the PSS office, I met only the owner. If I cannot see the other staff how do I access the workforce? In front of him, I saw avalanche of CVs and he keep scratching the legions of pimples that used his face as abode. I thought within me, do I stand a job position with this man’s pimples population and oversized suit? Well, don’t let me judge the book by the cover. After the total payment, he told me to go home and before evening my first posting will be sent to my mail. With so much enthusiasm, I waited for the mail like the astrologers awaiting the emergence of the eclipse. The first posting was Montaigne’s place opposite four point Sheraton, Sand field, Victoria Island Lagos. I used almost all my data to check what they do.
Gosh! They are beautician and major in distribution of some designers’ products. In my mind, I was like, will securing a job here fulfill my age long dream of owning a range rover sport, will I be selling whitening cream, perfumes in buses and Molue, considering the location they should pay well, is it truly that am finally getting a job after all this years?


CHAPTER 2: PRICE TO PAY FOR RESIDING IN ODOKEKERE
In a street named after one of Oniru’s dynasties, I went inside Fidelity Bank to staple attestation letters. While trudging, I noticed that the lanes were named after Taye, Kehinde and Idowu oniru. What an achievement?
I wished I should just drop my surname to start answering Oniru. Possibly, Oniru Alaba Oladapo won’t be such a bad name nah? Hopefully, my dad wouldn’t have enough MB to read this write-up on my blog.
I checked the address very well, but all the houses in that neighborhood looked like a residential area. As a matter of fact, the Montaigne Place location is quite a mansion. Besides, my mum’s advice flashed through my mind; translated from Ekiti language
“every rich man in Lagos got their filthy money from the waters in the third mainland bridge, they redeem their vows by luring young graduates to come for appointment and there they hypnotize them, so when you go to interviews and see a very big residential area start casting and biding, plead the blood of Jesus over 700 times, invoke the Holy ghost 377 times ……….
Laughing? You wouldn’t blame my mother for being superstitious. She is a level 16 civil servant, whose basic salary after 30 years, didn’t get up to 200k. Telling her there is a place in Nigeria where house is sold for 600m naira is myth. She will always have a story from Africa Magic Yoruba, to prove all range rover owners are ritualist.
The entrance to the Montaigne was deserted. Do I knock this gate? Nope, I can’t stand the face that will come out and ask what do you want? Where is the doorbell? I waited almost an hour before the Jericho-ish huge gate finally opened. A fierce looking man with tribal marks like the survivors of the Kiriji appeared.
Do I approach him and tell him, I’m the new employee? Ouch! Previous night dream was so real, I felt I had been giving the employment already.
Before I could finish this in my mind, bro, Idi Amin spoke “wetin you want?’’ At the drop of a hat, I responded, am here for… to see employment… interview blah blah ……… stop blabbing and go straight to the point, you are here for the interview, he cut in.
Entering the building, I met four other applicants; they were busy writing aptitude test.
“OMG… not again, when will I stop meeting aptitude test on my way to greatness? I think the origin of aptitude test is from the pit of hell and the person that invented that phenomenon can’t be anybody but Bro Lucifer himself. Anybody that gives another person aptitude test in not worthy of belonging to human race, especially if the latter is more of calculus and quantitative reasoning”
I bowed my head in disappointments as I looked for an empty seat close to the other applicants and there I could see what they were doing. I waited for about to 1hour before attended to. Judging by the suit and the shoes, staff of Montaigne place should be earning good salaries.
But how do I explain the fact that I was given the same aptitude test as the man that applied for cook, security and make-up artist. As a matter of fact, all applicants I saw their were NASU (non-academic staff) applicants. I wonder why I was tagged with them.
“Good morning, if you are from PSS, sit here, bring out your writing material, write this test and go, we will get back to you via PSS, thank you”
With this statement from one of the staffs, I don’t need apastor to tell me they are already tired of PSS. It seems the only reasonable way to tell applicants not to come again. When I was leaving, I realized what I thought to be a bulb was actually a door bell. What a price to pay for residing in Odokekere?
Hmm… Oladapo has been scammed. Well, from the terms and conditions, am still entitled to 3 postings. Watch-out my adventures and how I lost my precious phone.

CHAPTER THREE
WHO STOLE MY PHONE?
I stormed out of my house around 5am to beat the heavy traffic along Ikorodu-Ketu axis so as to make known my disappointments, the other day to P.S.S. I was so angry that “if the man tell me nonsense walahi I will punch him hard as if he represents all my misfortune in life” I was already on the bike to the car park when I realized I wasn’t with my phone, I told the bike man to drop me as I was about to go home and get my phone (second mistake of my life after copying the wrong answer type in my first jamb exam). I got to the room picked the half dead phone and continue my journey obviously it was the journey of no return for my expensive machine. I got to the garage and entered the BRT that was ready to take off. I was sitting at the back when I realized I was not having a proper view of the hung tv, then I had to move to the front and sit close to a man in his early 50’s. not quite long I received a phone call from an acquaintance asking about my whereabouts ( sadly that was the last call on my BBZ3). After the phone call my usual hobby which is sleeping set in (am sure stopping it will be my next New Year resolution). From Ikorodu garage to Agric, Oladapo don sleep (this must be a spiritual attack). But I won’t totally admit this because I woke up in Agric to see this man leave the bus( first suspect). He left the bus and started running, I watched him as he crossed the gutter and head straight to the crowd
“Why on earth will somebody run as fast as this because of ordinary #50 to give the ticketer, too much poverty in the land I concluded? If I had checked my pocket, the actual where about of my phone will be known today, foolish me. From agric to oshodi I slept off and woke up when the ticketer asked us to exit the bus. I stood up as fact as can and I was probably the ist person to leave the bus ( it was later I realized the lady sitting beside me was the last to stand up “ sharp girl, why will she rush to leave the bus when a fine phone as BBZ3 was lying on the seat ( second suspect). Not taken cognizance of the contents of my pocket I proceeded to board the bus heading to cele bustop. All of a sudden a young man in his early 30’s stormed towards me and offer to sell me boxers and singlet, he was getting too close that I realized there is more to the selling , I looked straight into his eye ball and gave him a warning of don’t even try what you are thinking… he smiled and said sharp guy, your head dey dia!(NO suspect) If I had checked my pocket I could have retraced my step and accused the lady sitting beside me of stealing my phone, am sure there is no way she could have denied it. And if the phone was not with her I will be so sure the daddy that took to his heels in Agric was responsible.
I boarded the bus to cele and before getting to Ilasa the conductor asked the driver to stop because he wants to adjust the second to the last seat, which I was sitting. After the adjustment, the guy besides me told the driver to stop because he can’t continue with the journey (4th suspect). I think he got a hand on the phone and decided to disembark immediately before I suspect something was missing. After I dropped at my last bustop, and watched the bus zoom off then the reality down on me. I checked my pocket, my phone is not there again, my over 3000 music, approximately 4000 pictures, all my messages, my appointments all gone. How do I survive this? How do I look for jobs? How do I prove to p.s.s i got the postings? how do I keep tabs with all my applications? In the world of sadness created by joblessness and idleness my only source of happiness, company and hope that the future will be bright is taken away, what of the blog? How do I update? , I looked up all I could do is cry. Not that the 40k phone is the totality of my existence, but because it is the only thing that keeps me going. i can’t explain how somebody like me that lost few friends in a boat capsize in the undergraduate days and remain as calm and collected will suddenly start shedding tears over a gadget, not because of the gadget but the emptiness within me, why this time, why me, am I not really destined to be happy at all? With heavy heart and frustration I embarked on my primary assignment which is confronting p.S.S and as you will envisage, it cannot get bloodier.
Chapter 4
THE STAMMERER MEETS A BLIND ,DEAF AND DUMB.
Few meters to P.SS office, I had a rethink on the whole situation. And I felt there is no need to make the situation messier than it was, the best thing is to salvage what is left and make use of the only opportunities p.ss offer. I got to the office and try to narrate my ordeal maybe a little pity will grant me another posting , t fare back home( I had use my money to buy recharge card to call the stolen phone and the rest to mount bike to follow the bus that took off) or better still any soft words towards me will help at the moment. But to my amusement all I said, all the tears dint even draw the p.s.s guy attention as he stood there emotionless as if all I told him was a lie. I wouldn’t blame him totally because all my sentences were disjointed and up till now, I don’t know why.
Instead he keeps bombarding me with reports on the place I went the other day. “Why dint you tell me on phone you were given aptitude test? The phone call u gave me portrayed the P.SS as being fraudulent I replied “but the instruction you gave me was that I should give this paper to one Mrs Blessing, who will interview me and collect my CV, but nobody even asked of my name despite the fact that I spent more than 4 hours there, people are being called from outside for an oral interview inside while I stayed there without any reference until I was asked to move, am sure am not wrong to conclude something was wrong…. Shut up and listen, you wrote a test and if paraventure you passed you will be called………….. “God forgive me as I am about to punch this man in the throat… it took a banging phone call from my mother to snap me out of this evil thought.” I stood up, with heavy heart and no single money in my wallet and the rhetorical question of how to you get to Ikorodu from mile 2 keeps ringing…….. do I beg or trek. Since I can’t get a direct answer I went back to my ever reliable means of self-consolation which is cry my tiny eyes out and as usual it worked as I will soon find myself hang around the bustop relying on my gift of discerning of spirit to lead me to a bus conductor with an hearth of flesh. I was there for more than 3 hours waiting for any miracle to happen. Sincerely I dint know what I was expecting, will I see the bus that zoomed off the other time, even if I see him, how am I sure he has my phone or do I just expect this ever drunk conductors to carry me for free to Ketu?…… but this period passed and I can’t really explain how, but it did pass.



CHAPTER 5
HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN PUFF-PUFF
The second posting was to an insurance company, I saw alliance something in front of the name, and right there I concluded am not going to waste my hard earned money to walk on that lane again. But again, the feeling that this might be a shot to breakthrough won’t just let me sit down at home. I went to Palmgroove where the so called insurance company was located and I went to the Madam that was to interview me? How old are you? You mean at this age you cannot knot your tie properly look at your shirt all rumple, see your credentials disorganized, I don’t need a sooth sayer to tell me how rough your room will be? In my mind I was like, did my mum say anything to this lady? If you are very familiar with insurance people and the way they cajole people on how to take their destiny into their own hands, how to be a boss of your own blab la bla………. Madam have heard it all with the other insurance company that I worked, what doesn’t sound well is the fact that I had to tell my client to bring money in case they die unexpectedly. To me personally, it does not make sense. Also the fact that my take home will be a percentage of the total insurance policy sold is like adding salt upon injury, not forgetting the fact I had to walk in the sun to make sales. Oladapo no dey do insurance job jo. what I need now is a paying job, no matter how little, constant supply of monthly income will solve 90% of my problems even the spiritual ones inclusive.” My countenance and the smart reply anytime the woman want to impress me with their insurance jargons and bullet words proved taking up insurance work is a NO for me. “It seems you are a born insurance man, you are so familiar with all our terms, only if you can give it a trial, you will see there is light after the tunnel and besides half bread is better than puff-puff…… I packed my credentials from her desk; deliberately leaving no copy with her, leaving it with her will make her mistakenly dial my number sometimes.
As I stepped out of the office I saw an old friend of mine (Tosin) but no love was really lost between us during our undergraduate’s days, we never really quarreled but our composure around each other is a reflection of underlying clamor/rivalry for supremacy in dressing, exposure and intellectual prowess. I wanted to rush and probably give him an eye service hug until I realized I was putting on the same cloth I wore the last time we saw in a reunion in elegushi beach… what a fcukin coincidence. What was meant to be a fake greeting turns to a “dodging fire”moment.. I changed direction almost immediately and the reflection from the car coming behind me show Tosin trying to decipher who was going in his opposite direction, he was almost shouting my name when I began to walk like a cripple. No way is suspecting I am the one even though he Is familiar with this purple shirt and my shortness.





CHAPTER 6: I CAME, I SAW, I FOOLISH
With #1000, I should be able to reach Okota from Palmgroove, slap the P.S.S guy, set his office ablaze and sharply come back that same day, right? But that was not the initial plan as I thought about this when I was already in the bus to Ikorodu. I had to find a way to drop without the conductor embarrassing me especially not when this cute damsel just boarded the bus. I had to employ my age long techniques of creating attention which is making a fake phone call. I dipped my hand in my pocket and I said something about my phone been stolen (stale news) and that I want to go down and pick it. Hurray!!! it worked even the conductor with his liquor smelling breath had compassion and told the driver to match the break so I could quickly go pick it up. I got down, waited patiently for the bus heading to Oshodi and by now I have started rehearsing lessons learnt from Jackie chan movies and the ever reliable broke kick moves from Seamus in the WWE, will be my final move on the P.S.S guy after I have burnt down the whole building.
I wanted to drop at the Oshodi bustop but I asked the conductor to point where I can board the Cele-Bustop bus. He said oga sit down me sef they go dia! It took me half way and he asked for the t-fare. I hurriedly dipped my hand into my pocket. But to draw the first blood I told him he should bring #1000 change. He stated fuming with so much rage. I no tell you say I no get change before you enter? I replied Mumu is #1000 too much for #250 t-fare, you must be silly (had I known I should have kept quiet. I checked the first pocket, the money was not there, check the second pocket the money was not there. I opened the purse containing my credential believing I kept it there unknowingly. I can see my original B.Sc. Certificate flying to the back seat and it seems I don’t really give a damn. What matters now is the# 1000 as a matter of fact this certificates has not been useful for almost 5 years( sarcastic me). Then my temperature rose to about 400c and I feel like, shiting, vomiting at the same time. Just 5minute to me running mad, I had to say something out to the conductor who is now sounding impatient. I dint know what I said, but for the first time a conductor consoled me, and am now convinced something spiritual is wrong with the way am misplacing my things lately. Is either am the most foolish person to ever reside in Lagos or the Whole legion of evil spirit are having a crusade on my matter. I’ll agree with the former because am sure the money fell when I dey form that fake Mumu phone call in the other Bus. I also gave glory to God for not siting 3rd Mainland Bridge around cele Area. Because if he did, you sure know where to find me now.
Am Short of Words, but this paragraph should be enough to reflect how I had to beg the P.S.S guy to lend me #200 to find my way to Ikorodu, and for the second Time I fail to dent this man’s face as I proposed, also the building remained.




CHAPTER 7: LETTER TO MY UNBORN KIDS
With the way the whole thing ended. my Mum still have to wait a little longer for those grandchildren, because their proposed Dad can’t foresee any erection soon, even I will not advice anybody to date my kind for now.so my Pretty penny advice to the kids, stay in heaven, enjoy whatsoever the heavenly host gives as food, belief you me, Manna is better than garri.
Am not saying something is good about paying a child’s Junior WAEC with pension either is driving your kid to common entrance examination venue with grey hair. nothing like reaping the fruit of your Labour earlier (referencing Iheanacho and Messi’s Father), kids are good thing for someone earlier in life when you can afford to cater for them and I will prefer to take my 15 year old son to Presidential Palace Polo club in V.I at the age of 60, than give birth earlier and watch another me go through all I went though. No son should call me to send money at 30years! We go get issues! (I wonder how my parents digest and cope with my requisitions).
A few days around Ikota VGC area, watching how reach kids and their parents relate,” I was close to concluding anybody that gives birth in penury should either be castrated or shot at close range”. That is a very big sin. Even the bible says a good father leaves inheritance for his children, even his children’s children. I guess that bible passage wasn’t for Nigerians because papa and pikin they exchange hustling like baton.
To end my epistle, am brooding with my roasted plantain and water inside the BRT (Fashola brought it cos of this) and hoping one day, all this will be a past tense. Even though am still in the present, something keep telling me, it can only get better and there is a big light after the tunnel. Seriously, I consoled myself without shedding any tears. Sorry I lied, am actually still crying…

SharkTank:
I thought you guys said population is one of the strong points of Nigeria. Now its a weakness? Zombie

See reasoning? I jusst gave up on ds country

wowmenow:
How come Saudi Arabia is not in recession

Because they dint av the 16 years of wasteful pdp... dansuki dint spend all there arms money, obanikoro and fayose dint spent d FG's money for campaign, dey kill people like ffk, people like.diezani r not a minister dia, and dey dont av youths like u dat cant underatand why d economy is like ds. Quote me, if saudi has our population, religious and ethnic diversity, dey cant even survive a year... I said so!

ericsmith:
evrytin on aisha buhari dt dey can see is alway multi millions,,,if they see her hair .,pant n bra ...we go stil hear multimillions ...even dangote no wear shoe of 40million naa so e easy

No mind dem jare... dem say auction.... is dat nao d real price? Ao many americans sef fit afford am... some of ds idiots sef no even check mayb shes wearing an imitation!

Love Machine:
Being the first lady,immunity cover her na.Why haven't we seen the other aisha buhari mentioned in the Halliburton bribery scandal if there was two aisha buhari?

Its like u v forgotten what fayose said... he dared her to step her foot in the states.... claiming she has a case to answer... even though the US embassy claim dey dont av anytin to say as regards Fayoses claim. Nao shes here u r shouting immunity again... for Gods sake she has been dinning with american senators and president..... the truth is we youths and common man are d one giving this.politicians a life line and preventing them from buring their head in shame just because some percentage of us still reason and give them audience..

[quote author=blarkraimez post=48060460]congrats bro am almost at the stage. I need to know ao u did urs... the bank and the proc
Oga mi... I need help as to how u.made the payment pls. I mean d bank and branch!

[quote author=dolpaz post=48061
Hello brotherly, I ll need an urgent help frm u. I tried funding my db blocked account today and all d banks visited claimed dey dont understant what am doing since am paying to my account and cannot. Access the cbn rate for school. Pls what can u advise and which bank do u av in mind. Plsts very urgent as it is d only thing delayin my visa..[/quote]

dolpaz:
Weldone guys. Keep the fire burning. Sorry to burst some bubbles. For someone getting a mail to fund doesn't literally means he can't be denied. I have seen several instances. Simple because after every visa interview, each successful applicant is assigned a visa application number. This number can be used to query your status. Meanwhile, having this number does not mean automatic visa approval as well. The Alien office has the final right of consent. But having this number equally put ones mind at a certain level of peace. If after some weeks of your visa interview you didn't get an email. You could probably go ahead to fund and send your confirmation to the info@lago.diplo.de email address.


Secondly, we all know bout the forex situation in Nigeria, not all bank workers understands this blocked account funding that's why they may end up delaying your transaction. Form A for education are of two types... school fees or living expenses. With the latter being our aim, I'd advise anyone funding his/her blocked account to have the new living expenses breakdown of 8640€ + 150 (DB Charges).

I could always help in getting the expenses breakdown of ANY school. And of course it goes for a very small token. (Maybe recharge card)

So feel free to pm for your living expenses breakdown.


Ich wünsche alles erfolg.

Gemeinsam Sind wir starke !!!

HThanks a lot, that was insightful. I want to ask, I felt the 8040 already includes the db charges. Because it is 7908 on the german website and 50£ for the db. Also I intend to fund my blocked account this week and I need your help.

bewaje:
Bros Could u help me with that of Rhine-waal university please

Thanks a lot, that was insightful. I want to ask I felt the 8040 already includes the db charges. Because it is 7908 on the german website and 50£ for the db. Also I intend to fund my blocked account this week and I need your help.

angelangelangel:
DB account done *8800 transferred AT 315 naira per euro ...

congrats bro am almost at the stage. I need to know ao u did urs... the bank and the procedure!

I gess u people need to.look at the pictures all over again... was he actually trying to keep the ipad in his pocket? He was searching for something in his pocket and at the same time his ipad was in his hands... dats the meaninful explanation I can give to this pictures. If he can buy himself an ipad, sow himself that cloth, then he is aware of the dimension of his cloth pocket... media only made u see what they want u to see. Mind you am a yoruba boy and am not trying to defend fulani tribe watsoeva.