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TheGoodJoe:
What I like most about CR7 is how important his family is to him. Correct Man.

What of.messi? Do u kno all messis family member stays in his mansion in spain. As a matter of truth, he has no life outside his family!

[quote author=OKDnigeria post=47413072
600 million for a pair of shoe? Wen do u intend to correct ursef?

Before you all crucify me. Kindly look at the average cost of Chinese Construction of railines from the well respected Railway Finance website http://www.railway-technical.com/finance.shtml

This is not an underground rail line neither is it a high-speed. Let us even assume it is high speed, we are looking at $10 million per kilometer.

Even at the price, if we take 800km to be the total distance, we are looking at $8billion at most. Who steals the remaining $5 billion?

Nigeria is a dead country. I continue to say this. We are a dead nation. Even after "spending" all that money we may not even see the rail way. Just imagine what someone is planning to steal in the name of change?

Again, I repeat, Nigeria is sunken ship. We are a dead nation. No hope for a corrupt cesspit!

Mr right, did you check the part where they said" it will cover all the seaport enroute? What of the fact that those people that will construct it are expartrate and dia charges will be different? What of the raw materials,can ds nation boast of all the rawmaterial to finance ds project.....add up the import rates, expatrate and Nigeria factor. And tell me ao on earth it will be the same thing with dos ones you showed earlier. A

Be sincere ao many apc members had a share in Dasukis loot?. As a matter of fact who was ruling for the whole 16 years... saraki dat was even pdp for a whole long time wasnt tried for.anytin other dan his false declaration of asset.
Our situation has gotten to the point dat we now av no morals again. Some grp of people are gulping wats supose to help cutail crime and yet we the suposed reasonable youth are. Shouting "withch hunting". Nigeria just lost again

fkpboss:
And all of them are PDP members/supporters .... That means all APC members are saint, abi

Be sincere ao many apc members had a share in Dasukis loot?. As a matter of fact who was ruling for the whole 16 years... saraki dat was even pdp for a whole long time wasnt tried for.anytin other dan his false declaration of asset.
Our situation has gotten to the point dat we now av no morals again. Some grp of people are gulping wats supose to help cutail crime and yet we the suposed reasonable youth are. Shouting "withch hunting". Nigeria just lost again

Olalan:
Funny how some peps have started blaming the president in what is a solely business transaction gone bad which Mr Bruce has subtly admitted. Nigeria still has a long way to go if we all do not unite to speak against any wrong done irrespective of the political, religious and ethnic divide it falls. Banks that have collapsed in times past have their root causes in borrowings not repaid.

The only wise one alife here

falconey:
hmmmmm it happens a lot ......you have two options when it happens 1. take advantage of her or

2.friend zone her if you are in a serious relationship at that time.

U r probably d most intelligent man av met. U killed it. Even if shes my sista dat tried dat nonsense with u.... friendzone her I say!!!

falconey:
hmmmmm it happens a lot ......you have two options when it happens 1. take advantage of her or

2.friend zone her if you are in a serious relationship at that time.

U r probably d most intelligent man av met. U killed it.

iboboyswag:
The same kind of professors akin to your phd touting clueless president Don't worry bros, we will pass.

Ds ur reply made my day... loving u like mad nao. At least I av a deep thinker in d house... am a phd students too.... dat doesnt me, I get it right all d time. In short woo unto anybody dat believes academic prowess automatically answers economical problems.

AtlanticBreeze:
keep deceiving yourself.. This is not the first time Naira is being floated.. It was floated during babangida's regime and that was what crashed the strength of the naira to dollar then.. Let's see if naira doenst hit 500 to 1 dollar in few weeks time

Pls why are u just bin pessimistic? Pls of wht benefit is it to you, if actually u are right! Dont u tink an atom of gud news that has eluded us in a while, will be useful nao. If it doesnt work, wia dey dia togetha

justicejay:
All dis bank yeye strategics don't increase the cash in my wallet

see reasoning!

njuwo:
WOMAN: My Husband is not
interested in sex. DOCTOR: Ok!
give these pills to
him.Everyday, put 1 pill in his
tea. the woman did and they
had sex which they enjoyed.
Next day she puts 2 pills in his
tea and they enjoyed much
more sex. 3rd day, she
emptied the whole bottle in
his tea. …Two days later
Doctor called to know the
progress. Son picked and
replied: "Mom is in coma at de
moment, Aunt is in hospital,
Maid is suing Dad for rape, My
own ass hurts and bleeding
and Dad is still running naked
in de garden, shouting Bingo!
Bingo!! Bingo!!! but the dogs
are no where to be found

Lmfaooooooo

raphealolami:
Nigeria shall be great again and we will all witness and eat the fruit thereof.

Amin o jesu

[quote author=slimghost post=466166
So @soulpeppersoup. Are u saying there is high probability that Fani is not guiltyy. Even from his statement he is not denying not collecting the money, he just want a trial( delay tactic cos our judicial system is the worst in the world) and mind u, if the money was not from governmnet? What or whoelse can give him dat huge ammount. U know that I know dat boy na theif. I see why he was doing everytin for GEJ to enta again.

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LAUGHING AT MY PAINS PART ONE

by whatdnewssay · February 15, 2016

A TALE OF DAPO BELLO (@BLARKRAIMEZ)

Chapter 1:

Approximately five years after my graduation from the university. Fixing me in any company’s pay roll seems so difficult like parting the Red sea. There are fierce looking employers that would not stop bombarding me with useless questions during interviews; “what have you been doing since 2010?…Are you saying in, the last 5 years you cannot come up with a plan that will put food on your table?”

Are they not aware Barclay’s premiership and UEFA Champions league have been engaging thousands of Nigerian graduates?



Please tell this man to check my CV again; I’m from Osun State. Our dear Governor, Aregbesola, did not pay a dime since eight months. How can you say “We are so sorry, 25 is the maximum age for this position” if you are not foolish enough to check my graduating age, NYSC, Msc. and PhD in view status? Do you still need to be told I was just 22 when I had my first degree?

To avoid interviews and fake vacancies on the social network, my uncle forced me to register with a recruiting firm called PSS at Okota. Excluding N2000 transportation from Ikorodu, this company promised to give me four job postings at N3,500. What is Hmm?…Yea I lied to my uncle, the tfare is not more than N900 to and fro. U wan blame me? How I wan buy lacasera and gala in scotching sun and bobo for his battalion kids? God should postpone his coming back to at least when I got a job, then the judgment couldn’t be fairer.

Unlike every recruiting firm with queues, my first day at PSS was somehow different. Just a stone throw from the popular Cele bustop via mile 2 badagary expressway, I spent almost 30 minute locating the office. It is not as big as my Uncle and his friend portrayed it… “Dapo this company will surely get you a job, they have found job for more than 50 people I know, if this company couldn’t get you a job, it means it is a spiritual attack from home and you should just stop looking for job.”

If you knew my uncle you would not believe this statement. He once told me I couldn’t get a job in access bank because I dint do accounting. He could have fixed me in fly emirate if only I was a woman. His friend could have given me a job but am over qualified. Zenon oil was recruiting if only I had a first class blah blah blah………………. Uncle, please! Am jobless today because Nigeria is not doing something right, plus you are not connected sir.

Inside the PSS office, I met only the owner. If I cannot see the other staff how do I access the workforce? In front of him, I saw avalanche of CVs and he keep scratching the legions of pimples that used his face as abode. I thought within me, do I stand a job position with this man’s pimples population and oversized suit? Well, don’t let me judge the book by the cover. After the total payment, he told me to go home and before evening my first posting will be sent to my mail. With so much enthusiasm, I waited for the mail like the astrologers awaiting the emergence of the eclipse. The first posting was Montaigne’s place opposite four point Sheraton, Sand field, Victoria Island Lagos. I used almost all my data to check what they do.

Gosh! They are beautician and major in distribution of some designers’ products. In my mind, I was like, will securing a job here fulfill my dream of owning a range rover sport, will I be selling whitening cream, perfumes in buses and Molue, considering the location they should pay well, is it truly that am finally getting a job after all this years?

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LAUGHING AT MY PAINS PART ONE

by whatdnewssay · February 15, 2016

A TALE OF DAPO BELLO (@BLARKRAIMEZ)

Chapter 1:

Approximately five years after my graduation from the university. Fixing me in any company’s pay roll seems so difficult like parting the Red sea. There are fierce looking employers that would not stop bombarding me with useless questions during interviews; “what have you been doing since 2010?…Are you saying in, the last 5 years you cannot come up with a plan that will put food on your table?”

Are they not aware Barclay’s premiership and UEFA Champions league have been engaging thousands of Nigerian graduates?



Please tell this man to check my CV again; I’m from Osun State. Our dear Governor, Aregbesola, did not pay a dime since eight months. How can you say “We are so sorry, 25 is the maximum age for this position” if you are not foolish enough to check my graduating age, NYSC, Msc. and PhD in view status? Do you still need to be told I was just 22 when I had my first degree?

To avoid interviews and fake vacancies on the social network, my uncle forced me to register with a recruiting firm called PSS at Okota. Excluding N2000 transportation from Ikorodu, this company promised to give me four job postings at N3,500. What is Hmm?…Yea I lied to my uncle, the tfare is not more than N900 to and fro. U wan blame me? How I wan buy lacasera and gala in scotching sun and bobo for his battalion kids? God should postpone his coming back to at least when I got a job, then the judgment couldn’t be fairer.

Unlike every recruiting firm with queues, my first day at PSS was somehow different. Just a stone throw from the popular Cele bustop via mile 2 badagary expressway, I spent almost 30 minute locating the office. It is not as big as my Uncle and his friend portrayed it… “Dapo this company will surely get you a job, they have found job for more than 50 people I know, if this company couldn’t get you a job, it means it is a spiritual attack from home and you should just stop looking for job.”

If you knew my uncle you would not believe this statement. He once told me I couldn’t get a job in access bank because I dint do accounting. He could have fixed me in fly emirate if only I was a woman. His friend could have given me a job but am over qualified. Zenon oil was recruiting if only I had a first class blah blah blah………………. Uncle, please! Am jobless today because Nigeria is not doing something right, plus you are not connected sir.

Inside the PSS office, I met only the owner. If I cannot see the other staff how do I access the workforce? In front of him, I saw avalanche of CVs and he keep scratching the legions of pimples that used his face as abode. I thought within me, do I stand a job position with this man’s pimples population and oversized suit? Well, don’t let me judge the book by the cover. After the total payment, he told me to go home and before evening my first posting will be sent to my mail. With so much enthusiasm, I waited for the mail like the astrologers awaiting the emergence of the eclipse. The first posting was Montaigne’s place opposite four point Sheraton, Sand field, Victoria Island Lagos. I used almost all my data to check what they do.

Gosh! They are beautician and major in distribution of some designers’ products. In my mind, I was like, will securing a job here fulfill my dream of owning a range rover sport, will I be selling whitening cream, perfumes in buses and Molue, considering the location they should pay well, is it truly that am finally getting a job after all this years?

EDUCATION IS A TRAP! DONT DO It

by whatdnewssay · September 16, 2015

Few months to my 3rd decade on planet earth, being a Nigerian boy that has never for once steeped his feet outside the shores of this country, I think I have seen it all when it comes to the  issues of government in the country called Nigeria.  I was still a toddler in the IBB regime, but the scars on my knee, really proved, I actually dint crawl on a marble or rugged apartment and the street accent coupled with the way I jump when I see boiled egg up till now, showed silver spoon was not part of my parents possession.  I point the accusing fingers to my parents for my entire ordeal in life, especially not able to get myself registered in any companies pay roll in Nigeria. I mean, of all the money making ventures in this country, why will the two of them be a teacher? That crime was a premeditated one, someborry pls get me a lawyer, let us sue my ancestors.

My frustrations abounds on a daily basis, as I watch all my talents, dreams and suppose enterprises ,either collapse or no longer realistic. take for instance i was the best football  player in the whole of my school during the university days and everybody can attest to that, I have the whole page of the school magazines covered with pictures from my performances in shows and events, I can even make a person on a death row laugh.  But all this talents faded away because of only one thing, Degree. Education they said made things easier, that is  why I became the best I can be educationally. A masters degree at hand and a Phd in view really qualified me to be at the fore front of enjoyment, but brother it is the other way around. My own observation in Nigeria now shows, the more educated you are in this country, the less rich you are. If you are a medical doctor, a lecturer, an accountant or whatsoever all you can have is having access to all the good things of life but never should you dream of getting richer than the footballers, musicians, comedians, faragon owners, our politicians and in some cases commercial sex workers. Telecommunication companies and bank pay musicians and comedians in millions while university graduates in their establishment can actually calculate their salaries in 10 years, so tell me, why get educated? As a matter of fact those enjoying the huge, non-probable  money in Nigeria still has their university degree pending till further notice or berra still totally drop out, mind you I wasnt  talking about Bill and Mark.

Anytime I look at the naked wire in my electrical junction box or I see this mysterious rope dangling around  my ceiling fan, I tinks I should just make use of it and end it all, but then I remember those teachers that call themselves my parents, I think they believe more in me. They gave me education as an exchange for their pension, that will be like cheating if I commit suicide, without paying them back all their investments. So Oladapo no go kill himself

However I take succor in the fact that Education promise me a brighter future and a platform to excel anyday, anytime and anywhere, so forget all those nonsense I said in the former paragraph, I was just fooling around and besides, I must get you to read this. You can become anything coupled with education as a matter of fact you will be different and all those long way of sleeping under the bridge, begging producers, washing the marketers car will be avoided, why? Because you are educated, u know 1000 ways to go about it,  So my brother if you are still in my shoes, I mean the kasun kajis, hold on and keep trying, those certificates with you, will still feed you, its just a matter of time, not all of us will sing and play football because some of us need to make planes, make ships, save lifes, construct houses, feed the nation, become ministers and permanent secretaries e.t.c neither the best footballer in the world nor the best voices can do it  even if they have the capital to finance it, they cannot do it without you . So we all need we

blarkraimez

[quote author=Pakinsluv post=46243700][/quote]I did dat ist week in may.

[quote author=Ademusiwa1 post=45967041][size=28pt]Why will anyone want to sign a 4th main bridge.. claiming it is 38km. the link is just only 4km bridge, why would anyone call it 38km. we are look at it from satellite picture. It is a 4km bridge.


The most important bridge is a 2km bridge linking from the end of the naval base apapa linking the 3rd mainland bridge. to save people lifes.

You want to stop them from killing innocent people all the time, by moving them away from resident area.

Why would you spent billion of naira, breaking down people houses and making nearly 10,000 people homeless. when you can just link ondo state. If you dont link ondo state, you are going to continue to spend billions forever, just building bridge. and wasting tax payers money, which you can save the people. why bring suffering on the people.

If your house is one of them, will you like it. No.

beautification of lagos does not mean, you have to break up people homes. In ondo state. the government gave the people paint, roofing sheet. It is the same thing you just see anambra did. and they are showing you the picture, making anambra look good. You just have to provide paint and roofing sheet for the people. And make laws to make them clean up.
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[I will not blame you because u dont av an idea of wat people in ikorodu face daily to reach the island. Most people wake up by 3am to get to work and wont come bak home until 12. Using even masef a case study. Belif u me the passage of the bridge has little effect on d reaidential areas as seen. Bro am suo u were one of dos people dat blamed d peevious lag govt for demolishing road for brt. Believ u me we all know it was worth it. All ds inflation dint get to lagos tranaport cos d blue brt broke their monopoly. Pls thinj outside d box, the 4 th mainlabd bridr will remove traffic in all the major lagos road.

[quote author=chrisley024 post=46242175][/quote]Thanks baba. Pls for the records. Just wanna be sure I do it right finally since my apppintment is next month and ds courier charge is killing. Is this fact confirmed?

[quote author=Neyoalao post=44755415Pls I got a message from the bank today that my blocked account was not opened because I dint fill the column where they asked if I am resident for tax purposes in german only or resident for tax purposes in other countries. I left ds column empty because the banks website asked us to leave it empty.
Now I dont know what to tick from the two because as a student I dont tink tax is apllicable in either countries.
Pls I need help urgently

[quote author=Kaysalas post=Pls I got a message from the bank today that my blocked account was not opened because I dint fill the column where they asked if I am resident for tax purposes in german only or resident for tax purposes in other countries. I left ds column empty because the banks website asked us to leave it empty.
Now I dont know what to tick from the two because as a student I dont tink tax is apllicable in either countries.
Pls I need help urgently

Pls I got a message from the bank today that my blocked account was not opened because I dint fill the column where they asked if I am resident for tax purposes in german only or resident for tax purposes in other countries. I left ds column empty because the banks website asked us to leave it empty.
Now I dont know what to tick from the two because as a student I dont tink tax is apllicable in either countries.
Pls I need help urgently

[quote author=hakeembee post=46230954]Pls I got a message from the bank sayind dey cannot open my blocked account because I dint fill
1 resident for tax purposes in german only
0r resident for tax purposes in other countries.
Pls who had passed through ds stage cos even d banks website said we shoulld leave ds column empty.