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MUCHECHECHECHECHE!

^^^

Gbam!

No wonder!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8527520#msg8527520 date=1308194212]^^you're catholic i guess.[/quote]My God forbid!

so btw you cant mention names or what.


yawn. i'm out.

kindly end the conversation cos i know i aint that interesting.

Who cares to name your phocking okoro-Yoruba ugly cyber gang bangers with multiple ids? AWON ANUS PHOCKERS AND BISEXUALS OF THE UK PLUS BARREN MOUNTAIN OF FAYA BIATCHES OF THE US PLUS ON THE ROAD FROM EDINBURG TO SEATTLE SISI EKO ASHEWO BRIGADE TO CATCH CYBER HUSBAND AND BORN MONKEY WOR-WOR PICKINS DEM. CHAI!

Na today baboon begin lick im own nyansh? Bring it on I say. I will keep slapping your arzzzzes till y'all learn to mind your business. I don't read your boring posts. DO NOT READ MINE! THANK YOU.  YOU ARE NOT SIGNIFICANT IN MY LIFE. MWAH! JUST CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT. . .THANK YOU!

Great. I only came back to reply your unnecessary introduction of 'madam blazay' on this 419 thread! Like it takes genius to figure out that some of your jobless things only dream of 'Blazay' in your conscious and unconscious moments. . . ! After gossipping on facebook, you thing you can use one of your so-called allies to be stalking me all over the cyber airways?

MU HE HE HE HE HE. . .I DEY LAUGH O!



Ha! I still day for hia. . .go and gossip more on face book! It will not change the harsh realities of your 'barren' lives!

You started it. . . I will gladly end it!

BRING ON THE OKORO Yoruba BARREN DE WOR-WOR GANG(WITH RABBIT TEETH AND UGLY BLACKIE WOR-WOR SKIN TOO) I SAY. AT LEAST SOME OF US DO NOT PHOCK WITH OUR ANUSES. . . NEITHER ARE WE CURSED WITH SUCH UGLINESS THAT WE CAN ONLY FIND SPOUSES ON THE CYBER AIRWAYS. THANK MY GOD O! SOME OF US DO NOT HAVE TO BEFRIEND MONKEYS ON THE CYBER AIRWAYS TO BE IMPREGNATED. TA NU JAH!

BYE BYE DEARIE. . .SAY HELLO TO THE ABORTIONS QUEENS OF ENGLAND!

PRAISE DA LORD! HALLELUJAH!!!

NEXT PLEASE. . . JOBLESS E-BADU BELLE AND E-JOLOSI  UGLY BARREN OLD CARGOS/DESPERADO SINGLES ON NL AND NVS!!!

THANK GOD FOR NL AND NVS OOOOOOOH. . .CHINEKEEE!!! SOME OF UNA NOR GO FIT SEE HUSBAND OR WIFE LAI LAI ATI LAI LAI! UGLY MOFOS!

BRING IT ON I SAY. . . BARREN OKIJA-OKOOR MOUNTAIN OF FAYA OGBONI-Yoruba WITCHES AND HUSBAND KILLERS AKA WIDOWS!

UNA GO TAYA!

UGLY PHAAAAAAAAAT PLATI-MONKEYS!

NEXT PLEASE I SAY. . . UNA DON TAYA?

BARREN UGLY PHAT OKORO/Yoruba SINGLE OLD CARGO OF BIATCHES!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8527499#msg8527499 date=1308193485]^^can you name the members of this gang? [/quote]YOUR:

GOD THE FATHER
GOD THE SON
GOD THE HOLY SPIRIT

There!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8527491#msg8527491 date=1308193261]duh times 30.

[/quote]So wetin you dey investigate madam busy body?

Mu he he he he he

Abeg go sleep. . .your gang don abandon you!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8527485#msg8527485 date=1308193054]loh-wetin?

are you a lesbian?

anyway!! unlike you, my fingers get tired of typing!![/quote]Gooooooooood!
Then moooooooooovit!
Your gang of cheerleaders are no where to be found.
You go and sleep. . . or GO AND REGROUP ON FACE BOOK OR TWIT-YOU!
My pleasure educating you. Madam busy body of Oduduwa land!

MIND YA BUSINESS OOOOOOOOH. . .TYPICAL OGBONI CHRISTIAN BUSY BODY!

WAY YOUR PHD HOLDER IN 'IGBO' STUDIES COUNTERPART?

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8527479#msg8527479 date=1308192594]gosh, i tire for your matter.


just go and sleep/phock/work/eat/club or something.

no chase me comot from nl abeg- i don quench be that.


i'm tracing certain things here, do you mind?
bye bye!!!

i open threads only if i feel like it, and in this instance, i didnt. Too bad, but the matter didnt concern me that much to the extent i must be opening threads for no good reason.

i was looking for where you lmao as was mentioned in the other place, and only found something like that here.

besides, the thread was locked!!! as i said before.

na your Yoruba genes you dey abuse oh, not me.

i could care less.[/quote]MADAM D-I-C-K ALAKORI TRACY OF ODUDUWA LAND!

Please, go and trace other threads without 'Blazay' in it madam!
I taya for una cyber stalkamatics!
Love is not by force!
Shioooooooooor!

I don't use 'lmao'. . . I use Mu he he he he

So nothing to trace. . .olodo!

Busy body detective!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8527461#msg8527461 date=1308191775]^^sorry if i find it hard to do that.

you should know at my age, i have no other hobby.

and yes, calm down especially since the person you're fighting isnt even on the thread at the moment.

i believe i've explained my reason for posting here.

you dont have to accept it, but there's nothing i can do about that.[/quote]You are really a slow-poke!

Oh, you thought because we were 'banned', you had the priviledge to start a 're-buttal' discussion with your peppersoup gang huh?

MADAM KNOW ALL!

I hope I have made myself clear to you too? Next time. . .DO NOT DRAG ME INTO A TOPIC THAT HAS NO BEARING ON A THREAD!

If you do not get that. . .I can't pay for your brain transplant either!

NEXT TIME STICK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND OR OPEN ANOTHER THREAD TO DISCUSS ROFO ROFOS. JOBLESS WOMAN!

TYPICAL YORUBA OLOFOFO!

ODA BO OOOOOOOOOOH!

BUSY BODY OF ODUDUWA LAND VIA NL!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8527447#msg8527447 date=1308191404]^^helloo!!!


is the name copyrighted?


i think you need to calm down. [/quote]No, the name is not a copyright infringement. I am only trying to make you understand why old ladies like yourself should not be gossiping on NL. I am indeed as calm as cool cumber ma'am.  If you need to be put in your place. . .I will do you the honors! Just learn to mind your doggone bizzz!

in any case, i'm not going to exchange words with you all day.
i've noted what i want to note

No. . .that would not be your stock in trade. Better suited for 'other' purposes. Madam note taker and commentator. . . SIENNE ALL-BROWN OF NL!

Please, make your notes without referring to me madam.

I don't read your posts. . .DO NOT READ MINE.

Thank you! GOOD NIGHT!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8527414#msg8527414 date=1308190578]^^carry go!!!!!

you like wahala too much.

the other thread was locked, which is why i made my observation here.

i didnt feel like starting a new thread and needed to note what i saw!!!!![/quote]Not that I ever thought you were the sharpest knife in any kitchen drawer,
You are too dense to gerrrit!
Of course I like wahala too much.
The reason I would like you to keep my name off your 'problem-free' finger tips!

kandiikane:
?

Oh jes o!

Not dark and ugly like some peeps have shytted out. DARK WOR-WOR MONSTERS!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8527376#msg8527376 date=1308189372]if i knew, would i be asking the questions?

think before typing plz.

no, i dont.

and? [/quote]Please, Madam Goody two shoes. E don do abeg!



This topic is about Platimumnk!

[size=20pt]NOT BLAZAY! FACE THE DAMN TOPIC AND LEAVE BLAZAY OUT OF YOUR FINGER TIPS. UNA GO SOON QUENCH BICOS OF MILITIA! KAI!!!
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Why did you drag my matter with 190 into this thread?

Please, my man is home. . . . You sit on NL and try to get one of your own ma!

Have a good night! Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!  Tomorrow is pay day too. . .time to shop for my fine yellow children. E-badu belle and e jelosi barren, wor-wor single old cargos of NL keep off. . .

Ta ta!


UGLY OKORO Yoruba ABORTION QUEENS!



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[size=20pt]BACK TO SENDER O YE BARREN SINGLE OKORO-Yoruba WITCHES OF NL AND NVS. . .WITH YA FAKE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATES!!! MWAAAAH!!!!
MAKE UNA STOP TO THE PHOCK WITH UNA ANUS FOR LONDON. . .YOU CANNOT FIT TO BORN WITH ANUS. . . HEAR YE HEAR YE![/size]

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8527327#msg8527327 date=1308187266]^^ey, easy on the attack mode.

i simply stated my observation, that's all.

yes, i'm a permanent resident of nl- it's a public forum and i'm on the www.

i happened to catch that thread and was following it with interest- i dont pretend like so many people and i'm not going to fake like i didnt see it. Or exchange gossipy yims while chopping and wiping mouth here like a backstabber.

now, i understand you're upset due to 190's harassment and being banned, but that's no reason to jump on me, plz.


i still stand by my assertion post #31 wasnt typed by 190 and if so, that means multiple people are behind that id.[/quote]Na today?
When you know all these. . .why do YOU keep asking rhetorical questions? Not that I care.
As you can see. . .it takes a whole lot more to intimidate a woman of my caliber. . .especially where cyber nonentities are concerned.

I am upset due to 190s harassment? Frankly irritated more than annoyed. Because that has been the ongoing MO on NL and all other websites with una e-badu belle and e jolosi gang.

HA! I still dey for hia!

I STILL DEY FOR HIA. . . MU HE HE HE HE. . .

ONLY 190. . .? MAKE THEM MORPH INTO MODERATOR AND SUPER MODERATOR ASHEWO KPA KPA. WHICH WAN CONSIAN ME?

I AM SOOOOOOOO SPECIAL TO SOME LOW-LIVES AS YOU CAN SEE. THEY JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF MY EXTREMELY RICH AND BEAURRRRRRIFUL LIFE. MWAAAAAH!!!

WITH ALL THEIR FAKE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE, PLUS WOR-WOR BLACK SKIN PLUS BARREN TOTO! WE NOR DEY THE SAME 'ABORTION BELT' CLUB OF NL O!

Please, I have dealt with the 190 of a facebook wor wor gang of barren cyber gossips/I go marry/born for cyber airways.

No need digging it up.

Find something better to do with your time than play ye ye detective concerning "Blazay"!

Thank you!

This thread is about Madam fatty bor-bor Abia State 419 crime spree! Please, do not derail the thread any further.

Face you own life. . .if indeed you have one!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8526903#msg8526903 date=1308178246]i also went through blazay's post history and couldnt find anywhere with lmao- dont know if her comments on this thread were what's being referred to, or not.[/quote]HERE COMES ANOTHER PERMANENT RESIDENT OF NL. . .OMNI PRESENT. WHO BEG YOU FOR SUPPLICATION?

I HAVE WARNED YOU OKORO-Yoruba PEEPS TO KEEP TO YOURSELVES! E-BADU BELLE E-JELOSI NOR GREE UNA REST.



Madam omni present Yoruba nay-ked sympathizer.
Na which wan be your consain ma?


Weda na you use 190 account or na your grand mama. . . make I nor see my name for your post o!

You can go and join him with all your useless tatafo gossip in that una face book.

Please learn to mind your business ma!

Thank you!

Any where 'Blazay' matter surface, you go show your ugly face! You nor dey taya for my matter?

I still dey kamkpe!

Who can I hellep you ma?

Your thing dey lost?

MADAM BLAZAY IS DOING SUPER. . . NOT A DAMN THING YOU OR YOUR GANG CAN DO ABOURRRIT! MWAAAAAAAAAH!

MAKE I NOR CATCH MY NAME FOR THOSE YOUR JOBLESS FINGER TIPS AGAIN YOU HEAR.

ABEG. . . CARRY YOUR 190 GO.

ARRRRRRRRRRANTUS NONSENSICUS!!!

MAKE UNA QUENCH IF UNA WAN QUENCH!

Wuusup with all these insecurty questions?
Who wants to know?
If he quenches there on top of one woman or two. . . the life insurance policy is minzzzzzzzzzze to 'do' anoda man if I wanno if I don't quench with 'im oooh!!!
Why should that be any gainfully-employed woman's problem with children to worry about?

Who cares?
Who wants to know?

Frankly, I am NOT interested. Thanks.
He is an African man and has the right to do whatever he damn well pleases like my very self.
If anyone gets tired of running around, you either stay put or move da heck on!

Who first quench from AIDS we bury am. . .!!!


OBLADI OBLADA LIFE GOES ON. . . YEAH!!!
TRA LA LA LA LIFE GOES ON!!!
MWAAAAAAAH!!!

[size=16pt]The pursuit of letting endless idiots become my friends is draining. Having to then show off about it with a wall comment, more so. "Georgie is wondering what is happening to her, her friends and the man she married? Txt bak!"

No, Facebook is not for you, mother; it is for the bored, the boring, the unfulfilled. Install it on your BlackBerry or iPhone at will (my husband just did), but don't let it fool you. Just because you're mobile and telling us about it doesn't mean you're going anywhere interesting fast. [/size]

Gbam
Gbam
Gmamology!

More to come. . . .

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/jan/31/facebook-sex-divorce



[size=16pt]He two-timed me on Facebook.[/size]


But our divorce will be for real




Georgina Hobbs-Meyer discovered her husband had had cyber sex. Now she has two warnings for users of social networking sites: your whole life can be exposed - and don't get dumped online


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Georgina Hobbs-Meyer: 'Their lusty emails touched on poetry, but were infused with textspeak.' Photograph: Jessica Zamora-Turner/Observer

My mother emailed me last week to tell me she had joined Facebook. We don't chat on the phone; we email. Soon I expect she will want to poke me, write on my wall and, worse still, tag me in photographs of my wedding last May. Well, not if I can help it, mama. I love you too much to expose you to my online self.

You see, she doesn't yet know that I, her 24-year-old daughter, am about to divorce. She can't see my Facebook status, so why would she?

Mummy, how do I tell you I'm a Facebook divorcee? That the son-in-law you try so hard to like cheated on your only daughter using the social networking site you so adore? That your daughter learnt of her imminent divorce via Google Mail's free chatting facility, Gchat?

Prince Harry may know how I feel. Would he even have known that he was single again if Chelsy Davy hadn't flagged it up on Facebook? Her recently changed status cascaded through her friends' newsfeeds to inform all that she was no longer in a relationship. Snap went the trademark red heart, sending gossip rocketing offline and on to the printing presses, neatly bypassing Clarence House. Headline: "Chelsy Davy: A change of heart on Facebook."

Oh Prince Harry, yours is a state I know too well. You, me, all of us, we're helpless to defend ourselves once our partners rush to Facebook our misery over a thousand flickering screens. The sad truth is that, once you announce your relationship on Facebook, and for as long as you are linked to one another by html, your status – hell, your love life – is on show to all. Even though I've opted to delete my relationship status rather than modify it Chelsy-style (she, like my husband, distastefully rushed to invite comment on fresh singledom), people will see the photographs of my wedding and draw obvious conclusions.

Not that many people take relationship statuses to heart. Even if they should, they do not read "X is married to Y" and immediately write off the object of their affection as unobtainable. My divorce is proof of that.

It began with a woman he met at a party. But it was within the sticky web of Facebook where they really got to know each other, despite the photos of us and our "married to, " status. I know this because my husband once logged on to Facebook and foolishly left the room. I began to use his Mac, only to find myself blasted into the middle of a sizzling cyber romance.

And once I was in, I was hooked. Their lusty emails touched on bad Beat poetry, but were infused with textspeak, their coy cyberflirts rife with emoticons. It felt like I was stuck in a hyper-reality where Douglas Coupland wrote Danielle Steel novels. "Could this really be happening six months into my marriage?" I wanted to comment on my own Facebook wall.

And whatever Facebook was before that – a relatively innocuous way to keep up with friends, I suppose – it has since taken on a more demonic intent.

Most infuriating is my near-constant Facebook-style method of internal communication that I cannot switch off. Whenever I do something, I narrate internally. Something like: "Georgie is hacking into her husband's Facebook account just to see if she knows the password,  Georgie is pleased she knows the password!,  Georgie is disturbed to find her husband chatting to a very pretty 19-year-old rather a lot,  Georgie is furthermore disturbed to discover her husband is partaking in CyberLove with said 19-year-old!,  Georgie is slowly realising that while she has been Facebook-chatting with her husband, he has simultaneously been sending the 19-year-old dirty messages!!,  Georgie is considering divorce." That's pretty much how it went.

Actually, I didn't get round to asking for a divorce. Pathetically, I did feel somewhat vindicated when my husband, once caught, deleted the 19-year-old at my request. And what did her status read? "Someone deleted me! I know who you are!" Scary stuff.

So, divorce. I don't know anything about getting a divorce after you have caught your husband having real sex, let alone text sex. If a poke is slang for fornication in real life, but polite in social networking terms, where do I stand?

Instead, I asked him to fly back to his home country so we could take a break from one another. I still wasn't sure how fatal a crime two-timing online was – me and her duped by the same typist; sex with me in the marital bed, sex with her via keyboard.

I received a curt Facebook message from him a few months later asking to "book some Skype time". This was serious. Skype, the videophone software that allows you to talk face to face to anyone in the world with an internet connection, was not used lightly between us. When we courted but lived in different countries, it was through Skype that we would have our most intimate conversations, eye to eye. Almost.

Playing cool, I demurred: "Just email your concerns." But before he'd got a chance, we found ourselves on Google chat. Here is a transcript of the conversation: Me: "why cant u just email some of what u want to chat via skype?"

He: "i think we need to get divorced, and move on from this point in our life, I still love you, but our marriage has failed and needs to be over."

The typing is appalling – but not unusually so. It's also inaccurate. The marriage didn't fail. It's just that he couldn't resist typing things that he thought would have no consequence in the flesh and blood world. But no longer. The two worlds are on a collision course. The question is, which will take precedence – the Facebook hyperbole where all and nothing can be summed up with a "?" and a "!", a world where self-promotion cuts out the middle man and you're the last to know if your own daughter is married? Looks like it.

I know divorce was never nice, but wasn't there a time when communication, on the whole, was romantic? Painfully slow, granted, but perhaps a chance to reflect is what we need. Where once it was smoke signals across the American plains, homing pigeons over chimney tops or calling cards plucked from silver trays, we now have the puerile, typically misspelt, Facebook status update. With all the charm of an overbearing town crier on a caffeine overload, the monster of Facebook feeds off our ids, leaving us bored office workers and near-royalty wrecked after a day of reading between the comments.

Now single and unable to delete my husband from my list of friends (I am paralysed every time I try), I'm acutely aware that he can see my every move, just as I can see his. Foolishly, I fiddled with my settings and ramped up the amount of information I am fed about him. When he adds a friend or pretentiously quotes the vacuous Bret Easton Ellis in his status updates, it makes me want to vomit. And still I ramp it up.

This perverse circumstance has seen me go the way of the online bunny-boiler. I've added more friends than I care to mention just to infuriate him. I've got buddies I've never met in New York and Australia, a Canadian spammer who believes that raw food cures cancer and – worst of all – people I dislike in real life. I even tried adding Chelsy Davy since, from hard-nosed appearances at least, she's doing pretty well.

[size=16pt]The pursuit of letting endless idiots become my friends is draining. Having to then show off about it with a wall comment, more so. "Georgie is wondering what is happening to her, her friends and the man she married? Txt bak!"

No, Facebook is not for you, mother; it is for the bored, the boring, the unfulfilled. Install it on your BlackBerry or iPhone at will (my husband just did), but don't let it fool you. Just because you're mobile and telling us about it doesn't mean you're going anywhere interesting fast.[/size]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/09/second-life-divorce-woman_n_165291.html

Internet Addiction, John Best, Lisa Best, Second Life, Second Life Divorce,

Media News week, a man informed his wife that he wanted a divorce via Facebook. This week, a woman wants a divorce after catching her husband in a virtual affair on Second Life!

The UK's News of the World reports that Lisa Best caught her husband, John, "with his online trousers round his ankles--having gay dungeon romps in the web world Second Life."




[size=16pt]Last week, a man informed his wife that he wanted a divorce via Facebook. This week, a woman wants a divorce after catching her husband in a virtual affair on Second Life![/size]



The UK's News of the World reports that Lisa Best caught her husband, John, "with his online trousers round his ankles--having gay dungeon romps in the web world Second Life."

The News of the World report continues:

The van driver was sitting up beside her at 4am tapping away frenetically--living out his fantasy through his avatar, or online character, called Troy Hammerthall when Lisa opened an eye and caught sight of the screen.

"I saw John's little person having it off with another man in a dungeon on the screen," said horrified Lisa, 28.



"I just froze with my head on the pillow, silently watching what he was doing. I felt sick to my stomach.


According to the report, Lisa is divorcing John over the incident and claims it speaks to a larger problem in their marriage — an apparent internet addiction:

^^^

Getting off NL is the answer. (can't wait. . . nothing to do in Nigeria I tellya)
If one has a healthy network of friends in reality. . .why bother with FB?
I agree, a cheat is a cheat,
But that FB is the evil of all evils.
Takes quality time from family and friends. Not just the risk of cheating.

All to chase phantoms that are nothing but fake.

Often times, as soon as you get to know those 'figments' of imaginations a little closely. . .you discover they are ALL psychos.

Mu he he he he

Wonders will never end.

I only lasted two weeks on that damned Face Book. Never to be revisited. No, I did not find anyone or anything interesting about it. Too many gossips and a whole load of juveniles. You really have to by unemployed to keep up with the buzz in that place. Well, to each his or her own. What ever floats right?
More Face Book/Online Romance horrors to come.

Searching. . . .

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/08/03/she-found-out-her-husband-had-another-wife-via-facebook/

[size=16pt]Facebook Betrayal? Wife Discovers Husband's Second Wedding Online[/size]   

Here at Lemondrop, we know love is complicated.

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But you better sit down before you read the story of Lynn France, her husband's betrayal and his surprise second wedding to another woman, which she found on Facebook -- all of which she took public on the "Today" show this morning.

First, let's review: Last week, the mother of three from Cleveland was going only by "Megan" in a local TV report, and we can understand why. While it might sting to find out that an ex is now officially hitched via Facebook, it's another thing altogether to discover your current husband is not only having an affair, but that he married the Other Woman in a very public wedding at Disney World.

What's perhaps even more shocking is the fact that, after she discovered the wedding online, Lynn TOOK HIM BACK.


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But let's back up. To 2005, to be precise.

That's the year Lynn and her husband, John, tied the knot. They wed in Italy, in an elaborate destination wedding on the Amalfi coast. John became a stepfather to Lynn's son from a previous marriage, then the couple had two more boys together.

[size=16pt]As early as 2008, John began taking more frequent business trips, and Lynn suspected -- upon finding his passport at home while he was supposed to be in China -- that he was cheating. Smart girl. [/size]




Then, in October of that year, she discovered him in a hotel with another woman, who, when Lynn confronted them, told Lynn she planned to marry her husband. John moved out.

Awful so far, but understandable. We really feel for Lynn.

[size=16pt]Then one day, Lynn logged on to Facebook, and up popped over 200 photos of her husband walking down the aisle at Disney World with his Other Woman. Felled by privacy settings! Turns out the woman's friend had posted the photos, and She Who Shall Not Be Named had recently changed her settings to Public.[/size]


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To make matters more surreal, at the wedding Lynn's husband was dressed as Prince Charming, the Other Woman as Sleeping Beauty.



And now comes the weird, we're-really-not-sure-what-to-make-of-this plot twist: Three months later, Prince Charming came crawling back, promising to annul his marriage to Creeping Beauty and make good with Lynn.

Against her better judgment, and her lawyer's advice, she took him back.

[size=16pt]On May 21, John returned, took the couple's two sons with him, and headed back to Florida with his other wife. [/size]



Now, says Lynn, she hasn't seen her kids since, and she's watching "someone else live her life online."

Though still being wed to Lynn would officially make John a bigamist, his lawyer says that the two were never legally married, citing legal loopholes about "crossing their T's" on the marriage certificate in Italy.

What We Make of All This
-- Sadly, as we've reported before, stories of guys living double lives are more common than you might think.

-- Even the fact that Lynn found the second wedding on Facebook is becoming hair-raisingly routine. "This is very common," one lawyer told WKYC. "People do and broadcast silly things on Facebook ,  because they're silly, or because they want to be caught."

-- What apparently isn't common knowledge yet: If you catch your husband cheating and then marrying the Other Woman, it's not a problem with privacy settings. We suggest you quit clicking photos and look into divorce.

See the whole heart-wrenching clip below:

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20023157-71.html


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November 17, 2010 4:22 PM PST
Minister: Married couples should get off Facebook
by Chris Matyszczyk Font size Print E-mail Share 37 comments Yahoo! BuzzShare 80712diggsdiggIt seems we can't all get along. It seems that everyone is splitting up these days.

Today, one reads of Eva Longoria filing divorce papers against the San Antonio Spurs' Tony Parker. Indeed, the Huffington Post now has a whole section devoted just to divorce.

Can we possibly blame the Church of Social Networking, Facebook, for these woes? Or at least some of them? Might Facebook be to blame for creating so many desperate housewives and husbands?

One man of God, the Rev. Cedric Miller, believes that all married couples should close their Facebook accounts in order to protect the sanctity of their marriages.

According to the Associated Press, the pastor of the Living World Christian Fellowship Church in New Jersey declared that, merely in the last six months, 20 couples beneath his wing have fallen into marital woes because one or other partner friended a former paramour on Facebook.

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He is so concerned by the havoc that such online stealth is wreaking on his flock that his first instinct was to order 50 officials of his church to close their accounts or leave their posts.

Sunday, he will reportedly preach that all of his married parishioners should shun Facebook from their Garden of Eden. He told the AP: "The advice will go to the entire church. They'll hear what I'm asking of my church leadership. I won't mandate it for the entire congregation, but I hope people will follow my advice."

It seems that the minister has already suggested to all of his married believers that they should exchange their Facebook passwords with their spouses. Which, some might say, aligns him with Mark Zuckerberg in the belief that privacy does not exist.

[size=16pt] "The temptation is just too great," the Rev. Miller, who is married, told the AP. He is, indeed, closing his own Facebook account, which he used to communicate with his six children.[/size]

However, one wonders just what the consequences might be if not everyone follows his advice. Will the Facebook status of your marriage define it as strong or weak? Will it become, as they say in the romance business, a deal-breaker for a husband to reveal his Facebook password? What if that password is actually the first name of his former lover? Or, indeed, of his first wife?

This social networking thing is attacking the very fundaments of our society. How can we defend ourselves from its relentless battering of our mores? Let's start a Facebook group and talk about it.


Read more: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20023157-71.html#ixzz18AbNQWPx

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