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TV/Movies / Re: Who Noticed This In The New MTN Advert? by blaze2cool(m): 3:48pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
k |
Politics / Re: Udom Set To Floor Umana As APC Witnesses Makes Unpardonable mistakes by blaze2cool(m): 3:42pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
where is the news na |
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News: Famous Tai Chi Master Jackie Chan Dead by blaze2cool(m): 3:40pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
lie 1 Like |
Education / Re: BSU Medical Student Did Not Commit Suicide by blaze2cool(m): 3:36pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
i hear |
Politics / Re: Buhari To Continue Amnesty Programme For Niger Delta by blaze2cool(m): 3:33pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
he don dey mad abi 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Njemanze: Upcoming Nollywood Actress (photos) by blaze2cool(m): 3:30pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
non of ma concern 1 Like |
Crime / Re: SAD: Pregnant Woman Attacked By Three Police Men Looses Her Baby by blaze2cool(m): 3:28pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
bad pls your source or idonbeliveit |
Nairaland / General / Re: IF Nairaland Introduce A Block Button, "Name 5 Nairalanders That U Will Block. by blaze2cool(m): 3:28pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
you |
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Didn’t Appoint Igbos As Service Chiefs — Oyegun by blaze2cool(m): 3:26pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
this guy above me....following me all the way |
Politics / Re: Check Out What Rochas Okorocha Did With The Photos He Took With Obama by blaze2cool(m): 3:22pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
k |
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: OMG!! See What Davis Busst's Leg Looks Like After 19yrs Tackle @manutd by blaze2cool(m): 3:21pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
wow |
Events / Re: Breaking New:big Brother Africa 2015 Cancelled by blaze2cool(m): 3:20pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
why |
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Super Star Actress Rukky Sanda Looks Stunning In New Photos by blaze2cool(m): 3:18pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
nice |
Family / Re: Wedlock Of The Ghost: Remarry Your Dead Wife Or Lose Your Children by blaze2cool(m): 3:17pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
ha |
Politics / Re: Was The Jan 15, 1966 Coup An Igbo Coup? A Detribilized, Historical Perspective by blaze2cool(m): 3:14pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
noted |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Coded Conversation Between A Girl, Her And Her Boyfriend by blaze2cool(m): 3:13pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
hummmmm |
Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope Odonwodo & Wife Celebrate 1 Year Wedding Anniversary (PHOTOS) by blaze2cool(m): 3:10pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
This guy above me stole ma land lets meet in court.....lol 12 Likes |
Politics / Re: Former Governor Amaechi Implicated In Multi-million Naira Embezzlement Scandal by blaze2cool(m): 3:06pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
ok am coming back to comment let me finish up my origin |
Romance / Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by blaze2cool(m): 2:59pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
FTC for the first time Happy birthday to my little prince 41 Likes 3 Shares
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Politics / Re: Army Arrests 3 Igbo Traders Supplying ammunition To Boko Haram by blaze2cool(m): 2:58pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
ok but wait where is the source 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: D’prince Shares New Photo Of His Son, Uriel by blaze2cool(m): 2:57pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
cute |
Celebrities / Re: See The Extent Nigerian Nollywood Producers Go Just To Sell Their Movies (18+pic by blaze2cool(m): 1:46pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Haywhymido:you can call it stupidwood |
Romance / Re: Poisons Naija Guys Take To Satisfy Naija Girls In Bed by blaze2cool(m): 1:42pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
LarrySogo:olodo.com its actually for pains relef u can call it pain killer |
Romance / Re: Hilarious...this Girl Nailed It At The Dinner (funny Enough) by blaze2cool(m): 2:57am On Jul 26, 2015 |
waistaa:lolz olodo.com |
Romance / Re: Hilarious...this Girl Nailed It At The Dinner (funny Enough) by blaze2cool(m): 2:50am On Jul 26, 2015 |
waistaa:wait a minute na u get my repeating spirit? if u don hear am before i beg waka pass make who never read before read olodo.com |
Romance / Hilarious...this Girl Nailed It At The Dinner (funny Enough) by blaze2cool(m): 2:02am On Jul 26, 2015 |
I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got to my fiancée's place for dinner, he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed " Darling I have a surprise for you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my fiancee was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atom like this for another few minutes. The pressure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses" ..... If you were in her shoes, what will you do.... |
Education / Re: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by blaze2cool(m): 12:50am On Jul 26, 2015 |
fellowbeing: Wait ooooo you sure say this guy won die...........? Bro pls go ahead and die jare......bet me na hell fire u go land straight Though i know how you feel, Me too i have been in such situation but didnt even thought about taking my own life what i did was to work it out Dear brother i know its hard for u right now Kindly go close to the mirrow in your house what ever you see in the mirrow... i know you will see the reflection of your self at first give yourself a dirty slap secondly smiled and shake your head with this word IT IS WELL IN Jesus NAME! if you like say amen ......olodo.com |
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