Wait ooooo you sure say this guy won die...........?


Bro pls go ahead and die jare......bet me na hell fire u go land straight

Though i know how you feel,
Me too i have been in such situation but
didnt even thought about taking my own life
what i did was to work it out

Dear brother i know its hard for u right now
Kindly go close to the mirrow in your house
what ever you see in the mirrow...
i know you will see the reflection of your self
at first give yourself a dirty slap
secondly smiled and shake your head with this word

IT IS WELL IN JESUS NAME!

if you like say amen ......olodo.com

That nigga is a broke ass nigg men

octopusfreaky:
I did that for one guy, and he didn't value thee love....yeye man he is..

anty u can lie ooooo

lie.........iro nla ni won pa

Captainswag225:
such things mostly happens in the u.s

i guess it happened in another country, what the OP did was edit and later change the name to Jide as he has claimed.......well Idonbelieveit

cant find any bicycle......

smelling lies

Yes I am seeking divorce already! We met about a year ago at a friend’s birthday party. We started off by exchanging numbers then became friends few weeks after we met. On a dinner date one cozy night, Joojo Bentil asked me to be his wife. I laughed very loud. Then I said to him, “But you barely know even my name, and I do not know if your name is what you say it is.”
“I see in you all the qualities of the perfect wife I have been praying to meet,” he said with conviction and an obviously lump in his throat. He swallowed hard. I smiled. Then he asked “will you be in a relationship with me, please”? This time, I didn’t think twice, I just said yes. You know why? I had waited too long for that. You have no idea the things I imagined when he refused to let go of my hands after the introduction.
Do you remember the things you did in the first two months of your relationship? Ours was awesome; we spent so much time together and a talked on phone the little time we were not together. There were days that we could go to the beach, sit and watch the sea waves till dawn. I just can’t describe how I felt during those days, we could sit for hours especially at night, without a word but it still felt so good. We could walk hand in hand for hours, talking about nothing in particular and time seemed to fly faster than the shuttle that took American astronauts to the moon.
One of those nights, I turned to face Jo, as I often call him, looked into his eyes and said “I wish we would be like this forever”. Jo looked at me and said he wished so too and we sealed it with a kiss. Before we knew, the sweet two months were over and the problems had begun.
Our first fight was about a phone call. Jo promised to call me back after someone had interrupted our discussion on phone one evening. I waited for some time but he did not call back. I tried to call and guess what? Jo’s phone was off. I don’t know why exactly I was worried but I was. What made it worse was that, Jo had told me his ex-girlfriend had not gotten over him and she sometimes bothered him with phone calls.
A lot of thoughts were running through my mind - was Jo with his ex? Was he speaking with her on another line? I know this wasn’t right but the thought of him being okay was the last thing on my mind. I laid on my bed thinking about the lie Jo was going to give me the next day.
My phone was the first thing I grabbed when I woke up the following day. I checked and saw that Joojo had called three times already and sent four messages. The first message read
“I’m sorry I couldn’t call back bae (slang for baby). My phone went off and there was dumsor, the lights came back this morning. Then the second one said “Please pick up and let me explain, hun (slang for honey).”
The third one that got my head spinning went like “Baby, you’ve become part of me now and I won’t do anything to hurt you…pls let’s not allow this to destroy the great union we have started…I love you and nothing can change that…please pick my call. Love, Jo”. Honestly I wasn’t angry with him and I asked myself why he thought I was angry with him but I forgot about it.
We rode on like nothing had happened but the problems kept coming, most of which had to do with Jo’s ex-girlfriend but we managed them.
In one of our conversations one day, Jo asked me about how I wanted my wedding to be. The question got me smiling and rolling my eyes. Then I told him about the fairytale wedding I had always dreamt of and the honeymoon in Barbados. Yes! I wanted that because I had always believed that my wedding day was going to be the start of something extraordinary and we both deserved a wonderful beginning that would resound throughout our lives. Then Jo said, “Most women say they want very simple and classic weddings but they always have very grand weddings, hmm…but I’m in for anything that will make you happy my love. I just can’t wait to make you my wife” Those words got me smiling the rest of that day.
I couldn’t wait to be his wife either! Jo was the best of all the guys I had dated. I had always thought my ‘first’ (the man I lost my virginity to) was my best until I met him. I could see my husband anytime I looked at him and I felt so safe whenever I was with him.
It got more serious after Jo took me home to meet his parents after church one Sunday. Jo told his parents that we were going to get married soon. I looked at him in surprise. Yes I did, because he hadn’t proposed. I had forgotten his words on the day we met. When we left his parents home, I asked him if he meant that and he said yes. Fact is words can’t express how I felt on that day.
Jo came with his father and some two elders to declare his intentions to marry me. The date for the marriage ceremony was set when they came to do the ‘knocking’ or ‘kokooko’ a week after. Preparations for the D-day began immediately. Jo and I discussed the wedding almost every time we met or talked on phone. I told him I wanted an all white outdoor garden wedding and a dazzling wedding reception. We sat with a wedding planner and drew a plan, set an amount for the wedding and noted our expenditure. After a few consultations, everything was set.
Jo came back from work the following day with some good news. Joy FM wanted to open the 2015 beauty and Bridal Fair with our wedding ceremony. That was good news! Then I started imagining how that was going to be like, being on the cover of the Joy FM Beauty and Bridal Fair magazine. I couldn’t wait!
We hired vendors, bought the wedding gown and the groom’s attire. Photographers, caterers, and invitation cards were taken care of by Jo’s parents. Some things changed from then. The traditional wedding was slated for Friday at my father’s house and then my dream wedding ceremony was going to be held at the Accra International Conference Center and the dazzling reception, at a location in East Legon.
I checked the countdown calendar and we had just two weeks to go. Everything was almost set. The pre-wedding photo shoot was scheduled for the week before the wedding. That was done successfully at a location outside Accra.
The traditional marriage ceremony day arrived so fast. Unlike the wedding itself, the traditional marriage ceremony was to be done in a short and simple way. The whole house had been decorated. Some family members had come from our hometown to support and everyone seemed so excited. I had relaxed enough on the previous day so I woke up very early on that day. Did you just ask about bachelorette party? Well, I did not consider myself a bachelorette because I was in a committed relationship.
Phone calls and congratulatory messages started coming in as early as 4am, that day was about Jo and me, we were the topic for discussion in both families. I started feeling like a star already. The ceremony was attended by close family members and few close friends. It was a very brief ceremony. Both families made merry after the rites were performed. We took some pictures and went to rest for the next day. I thought Jo had gone to do same because he left earlier and his phone was off. “He wants me to miss him ahead of tomorrow” was what I thought so I stopped calling after trying a few times.
That night, I had a wonderful dream. And guess which part of the wedding I dreamt about? The part where Jo was looking straight into my eyes and saying these words “Until today, the day that I told you I loved you, the day that I knew I was going to marry you, that was the best day of my life, I vow to protect you, care for you and love you forever.”
Touching! I woke up with tears in my eyes and saw my mum sitting next to me on my bed. She smiled, said good morning and handed over a little box to me. It contained a beaded necklace. I smiled back, thanked and hugged her. I know mummy is going to miss me styling her hair, doing her make-up and taking photographs of her before she stepped out every day but she was happy for me.
What I was worried about was time. Thankfully, the make-up artist and hair stylists arrived very early. I peeped through my window and there it was. The 2012 Bentley Continental GT from EuroStar Limousines was parked in front of the house. After some hours, we were set to go. Jo had phoned earlier to say they were leaving the house. I could see the crowed that had gathered in front of the Conference Center as the car entered the place.
“So in the next two or so hours, many things were going to change”- this thought kept running through my mind. Everybody was waiting to see the bride-friends, family and all. The thousand cameras and eyes that were ready to see me got me feeling nervous. And omg…It felt so great! It was my day! The ‘ayefro-oo-oo- dondo-oo’ screams from the crowed and the- I’m- proud -of- you- smile on my parents’ faces added to the great feeling. I hadn’t felt like that in my whole life.
The procession was smooth. Before I knew it, I was facing Jo in front of a congregation at the Accra International Conference Center. The exchange of vows and rings did not take so much time. The opening of the Joy FM Beauty and Bridal Fair was done after the marriage ceremony. Holding hands, Jo and I visited the stands and shops at the fair and took photographs with almost everyone who came. I smiled throughout the period that my cheeks hurt after the recession.
My dream had come true. It was time to go home and change for the reception. Jo and I had practiced some dance moves for the occasion. We did not spend much time at the reception. Something else was calling. Hellooo! I know what you are thinking and yes you’re right. Lol
We wanted to open our new home with it but, at the same time we wanted to do it in Barbados when we have arrived and relaxed. Hmm…confusion! Jo put me in the mood when he carried me into the car. “I will be back shortly, my lobe”. He said, kissed me and run off. I picked up his phone to take a selfie and guess what I saw?
A picture of Jo and his ex-girlfriend kissing was his screen saver! I blinked and looked at it again and said nothing. This got me to go through his pictures. The screen saver was just a tip of it. I saw naked pictures of Jo and ex-girlfriend in bed. Just like you are thinking now, I thought they were old pictures but no, they weren’t! I checked the details and they were taken the night before, the eve of our wedding!
Jo came back and met me crying in the car. He asked what the problem was but I was speechless. I didn’t know what to ask, why I should ask and what I wanted to hear. I was so confused! I threw his phone, got out of the car and started running. I didn’t know where I was going, I was just going and he followed with screams “hear me out, please”.
I don’t know how I ended up in bed but I woke up in my father’s house. And that was how my one-day honour as the proud bride at the 2015 Joy FM Beauty and Bridal Fair came to an end. It was all a show but I enjoyed every bit of it.

http://www.myjoyonline.com/opinion/2015/July-14th/inside-asieduas-chest-my-divorce-a-day-after-my-wedding-day.php

Dharniel:


Direction of light and shadow you say, simple thing...
now check out this picture.

Man the image u uploaded look so fake because the size of the boobs on the chest is not equal to the size of the hand, so the image now and the one at the OP is not to be compared okay......yourself look am well na haba

Dharniel:
wtf?
buh i'm perceiving photoshop.

wait ooo na everything be photoshop self......let me tell u.....i myself uses photoshop and i tell u this insnt one of photoshop work pix......so this should be real looking at the direction of light and shadow of the image formed so my friend this wouldnt be any edited picture.

thinkdip:
lols

that should be as a result of long prayers.....lol

Harbigail:
Well, i tink it's all about luck.i met ma man via fb,started wit a simple helo,hi.messages,n den calls.(even talked 2his family n frnds even b4 seeing dem)we continued 2chat 4 a ova a year b4 we finally decided 2hook up.i realy cnt tel u in details,story 4 anoda day...it's 4yrs nw n we stil growing strong. (to tink dat it i neva liked anytin abt online datin).i guess God jst gave me a comforter 4 d yrs i suffered in d hands of others n am grateful.

him don marry u or the four years na boyf and girlf ni

ireneony:
if i hear...

fu...ck the orientation, blind thought making sense to you

kilo kon mi.....next

The All Progressives Congress, APC, has said, in the area of fighting insecurity, President Muhammadu Buhari has already surpassed former President Goodluck Jonathan’s achievements within three weeks. Alhaji Lai Mohammed, National Publicity Secretary of the APC, who disclosed this in a statement issued yesterday, maintained that President Buhari had done in three weeks, what Jonathan could not achieve in six years.

The APC said, Buhari has invigorated the fight against Boko Haram by rallying a regional and global front against the terror group adding that Buhari had been able to restore Nigeria’s integrity and that many countries were beginning to respect Nigeria again. Mohammed stated that President Buhari was already doing better than Jonathan even though Buhari is far older than his predecessor. It stressed that the PDP had no moral right to criticise the APC within less than a month of Buhari’s administration since the PDP had failed to make any meaningful change in Nigeria since the past 16 years it had been in power.

Source: http://thesummary.com.ng/index.php/national-news/item/1473-buhari-has-done-in-3-weeks-what-jonathan-cannot-do-in-6-years-apc

Today is Kiss Daniel’s father’s birthday and the ‘Woju’ crooner took to Instagram to share an adoring tribute.
Woju Singer Kiss Daniel lost his day a few weeks ago and in his tribute he writes about so many things – from his daddy’s last moments to things that could have been done better.

He wrote:
FORTY days… Happy birthday daddy*
it’s being 40 days since i lost my best friend. Let me mourn daddy, have being strong For too long ,let me cry… I was not there for u when you needed me the most, I confess daddy and I’m sorry … I fell in love with my job and cheated on my Family, it’s not worth it daddy, now i know… I never shuda listened to u wen u stated ‘… It’s just typhoid , I’m fine’…U left before I cld buy u dat Car i promised for ur birthday which is today, dats not fair dad* u r d reason I cld make such promise… U my number 1 fan.. U called me 12am d day after I dropped WOJU to tell me it’s a HIT,dat day was the beginning of it all…dad, at least ,come back 4 d car, pls
…. D last day I saw u was d saddest day of my life, cuz u were in so much pain, I could feel it dad… I could feel it even though u were trying too hard to be strong in my presence… I let my self be fooled by ur actions daddy, dats not responsible. av bin avoiding anything dat cld remind me of u ,but it’s not working, I av to do this, I av to let the world know u such an incredible being. Ur last words to me , “u are star among stars” u are daddy among dads too n
Ur boy is doing fine .Folu is back on his feet after d accident and hez running the house now, tolu is just too wonderful a daughter, shez d manager of ur empire. Timmy and tummy r in good hands too with grandma.
I hope Jesus got u a giant cake for ur birthday daddy .. I love u so much , Happy birthday.
Stupid Son, oluwatobiloba.

http://naijabreeze.com/2015/06/17/popular-singer-kiss-daniels-tribute-to-his-father-on-his-birthday-its-been-40-days-since-i-lost-my-best-friend/

Nigeria has been described as the second most deadly country in the world after Iraq and has also been ranked amongst the most violent nations globally following incessant attacks on the country by Islamist sect, Boko Haram, in 2013 and 2014 by Global Peace Index rankings.

According to the ranking, Nigeria is now the second most deadly country for terrorism after Iraq, experiencing 140% increase in deaths to 4,392.
Boko Haram’s massacre of over 2000 civilians in Baga, Nigeria in January 2015 was also labelled the most deadly terrorist incident since 9/11 - See more at: http://www.clairedeo.com/2015/06/nigeria-ranked-2nd-most-deadly-country.html#sthash.AkzmYQgP.dpuf

It happened in LAGOS yesterday. I heard it today
at lunch.
This world is becoming even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed
seductively by the road.
She was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked
her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel.
He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he
was on top of her.
The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he
was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a
'hissing snake'.
But he was carried away with her moves and
didn't really give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her over and over
again.
Paid her more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of
having another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom.
He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom.
He opened the door.
His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons talking to each other.
He screamed loudly.
The pythons leaped on him.
He ran to the door and found it locked.
The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help
and banged the door.
The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him.
""
""
Immediately he woke up!
And almost screamed but couldn't when he
discovered it
was just a nightmare.
The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he felt...He felt
something cold touching his body.
He searched with his hands and it felt like a
cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales.
He finally felt something trying to swallow his
head.
He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying
to swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's
mouth.
The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face.
He started struggling and struggling.
But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't because
if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will
flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He
kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too
strong.
He managed to bite the snake's tongue.
The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits
him.
He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth
and discovered it was a big python.
He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the
python.
The python collapsed.
He jerked up and jumped out of the bed.
He started screaming for help.
He dashed out of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool.
His wife was asleep already.
He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept
off.
He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his
wife has turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did and how he
stroke a python dead.
Before he could apologise, his wife tod him she
was her mother disguised in a different body.
He cheated on her with her mother.
She got so angry.
The man almost committed suicide.
His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry
her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him.
He left immediately and rushed down to the
hotel.
He went straight to the hotel room and found his
wife,
mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room.
They were all hissing like snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the same
secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying
a word.
Great panic gripped him by the throat.
He couldn't talk.....

And the only problem now is
**I don't just know how I will end this FAKE
STORY...***...

Happened in LAGOS my foot ..... Fake story
joor...
I'm sorry if I scared you.
Anyway this is one way of saying *be careful in
life*Good night

************Subject: 4 WIVES*****************

This is something to think about: 4 WIVES

Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives.

He loved the 4th wife the most and adored her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always
showing her off to neighbouring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.

He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with him.

Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife. Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her!


One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short.
He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, I now have four wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone."


Thus, he asked the 4th wife , "I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me
company?"


"No way!", replied the 4th wife, and she walked away without another word.
Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.

The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I loved you all my
life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"No!", replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good!
When you die, I'm going to remarry!"
His heart sank and turned cold.


He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me.

When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?"


"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!", replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave."


Her answer struck him like a bolt of lightning, and the King was devastated. Then a voice called out: "I'll go with you.
I'll follow you no matter where you go."

The King looked up, and there was his first wife. She was very skinny as she suffered from malnutrition and neglect.

Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much
better care of you when I had the chance!"

In truth, we all have the 4 wives in our lives:

Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and
effort we lavish in making it look good, it will leave us when we die.

Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, it will all go to others.

Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the farthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.


And our 1st wife is our Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power pleasures of the world.

However, our Soul is the only thing that will follow us where ever we go. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of us that will follow us to the throne of God and continue with us throughout Eternity.

Pass this on to someone you care about - I just did.

them go use am like that....because this is too cost na haba

Kunlegzy:
is it that u couldn't root it or what ?

yes i was unable to root the phone

k

Hello guys, do anybody knw how to change tecno m5 imei without Mtk enineering mood? i have been trying my best to change the imie even tried to root the phone using this following apps. kingroot, frameroot so if you knw any means of solving this problem should pls kindly share.

Hello guys, do anybody knw how to change tecno m5 imei without Mtk enineering mood? i have been trying my best to change the imie even tried to root the phone using this following apps. kingroot, frameroot so if you knw any means of solving this problem should pls kindly share.

Hello guys, do anybody knw how to change tecno m5 imei without Mtk enineering mood? i have been trying my best to change the imie even tried to root the phone using this following apps. kingroot, frameroot so if you knw any means of solving this problem should pls kindly share.