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Romance / Explain This To Me by blazepascal(m): 6:40pm On May 10
When a rich woman is married to a broke guy, the guy must be a gold digger

When a rich guy is married to a broke woman then it's love

Education / Thae Irony Of Life by blazepascal(m): 5:49pm On May 10
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

Music/Radio / Re: Download Music: Precious Boldking - Run Things by blazepascal(m): 12:29pm On Apr 28
Nice song I love it
Romance / Re: My Night Bus Experience - A true Story by blazepascal(m): 10:37pm On Apr 22
This op just kept us in suspense for a long time
Romance / Re: My Night Bus Experience - A true Story by blazepascal(m): 10:11am On Apr 22
Op come and finish this story oooo I no greee
Phones / Re: Airtel Vs Glo Which Has A Better, More Reliable Internet Network? (Photo) by blazepascal(m): 9:11am On Apr 19
Airtel is better than glo as of now after mtn Airtel is the best network.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Donates Borehole In Birnin Kebbi (pictures) by blazepascal(m): 9:16pm On Mar 25
NGArmyTerrorist:
Mugû man! How many borehole had you donated to Anambra State people? Just doing eye service..
he has done a lot in anambra state stop hating
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Donates Borehole In Birnin Kebbi (pictures) by blazepascal(m): 9:15pm On Mar 25
Where are those people saying peter obi is stingy we just lost a good president who could have saved us from this hardship
Romance / Re: Which Site On Facebook Can I Bomb To Get Client by blazepascal(m): 4:30pm On Mar 15
cool
SisterAnn:
Lookatew embarassed
Romance / Re: Which Site On Facebook Can I Bomb To Get Client by blazepascal(m): 4:29pm On Mar 15
TonyBby:
Facebook don cast. Hit me up make i give you new levels but comes with a price.
drop your wassap number
Romance / Re: Which Site On Facebook Can I Bomb To Get Client by blazepascal(m): 8:37pm On Mar 14
Tecnophone:
Pages to bomb includes
Eagle Rising
Sportsmans Hub’s
Mechanic Nation
God’s Not Dead
FreedomWorks
National Association for Gun Rights
Jeff Foxworthy
Classic Trucks Magazine
Toronto Blue Jays
Vancouver Canucks
Luke Bryan
Billy Talent
Keith Urban
Miranda Lambert
Kenny Chesney
Leicester City
Middlesbrough
Reading
Bolton Wanderers
Concord Rangers
Gosport Borough
Outlaw Trucking
thanks bro
Romance / Re: Which Site On Facebook Can I Bomb To Get Client by blazepascal(m): 8:04pm On Mar 14
Lumarstone:
Follow my page on Facebook.


I left..!
follow your page for what if you don't have there is no need to comment
Romance / Re: Which Site On Facebook Can I Bomb To Get Client by blazepascal(m): 8:03pm On Mar 14
Tecnophone:
Did you mean Group, page?
yes bro group
Romance / Which Site On Facebook Can I Bomb To Get Client by blazepascal(m): 7:31pm On Mar 14
Please if you have any group on Facebook share with me the hustle

is real

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Crime / Re: Mother Arrested For Attempting To Murder Her Epileptic 1 Year Old Baby In Lagos by blazepascal(m): 8:58pm On Mar 10
Where is the so-called jenny clay..everytime you are bashing men
Food / Re: Transport Fare Terrible, Garri No Longer Snacks’- Nigerians Weep, by blazepascal(m): 4:51pm On Feb 26
Those people who supported tinubu during the election awfa would you still vote for him again in the next election
Crime / Re: Victory Izekor: 19-Year-Old Girl Stabs Her Boyfriend In Edo (Pictures) by blazepascal(m): 8:35pm On Feb 23
Jenny clay is always looking for attention just ignore her

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Crime / Re: Newlywed Wife Murders Husband In Niger by blazepascal(m): 11:09am On Feb 13
Jenny clay should come and defend this one
Food / Re: I Just Bought A Kg Of Cooking Gas For N1300. Am I Still In Nigeria? by blazepascal(m): 2:32pm On Feb 09
All those people that voted tinubu can you now see what you have done..rubbish
Religion / Can We Have A Thread On Favorite Bible Verse by blazepascal(m): 10:41am On Jan 28
My favourite Bible verse
I Corinthians 15:33
Do not be Deceive bad company corrupts good
Morals

Crime / Re: 26-Year-Old Woman Kills Married Lover In Rivers State (Pics) by blazepascal(m): 2:53pm On Jan 21
Stop fighting a man if you can't beat him ,you might end up kiling him
Sports / Re: Morocco Vs DR Congo: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1) On 21st January 2024 by blazepascal(m): 2:39pm On Jan 21
Dr congo will lose
Sports / Re: Afcon 2024: Who Is Your Personal Favourite Super Eagles Striker? by blazepascal(m): 5:13pm On Jan 13
Rashidi of course then yakubu

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work Online : Do Simple Tasks To Earn Money In 2024 by blazepascal(m): 5:13pm On Jan 12
Pls add me 08127368888
Romance / Re: Dear Seun, I Am Impressed. by blazepascal(m): 10:18am On Jan 12
Op your hate for men will put you in trouble one day

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