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Culture / Re: Do You Rember This Old Times (throw Back) by blazepascal(m): 11:08am On Jul 13, 2023
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Culture / Do You Rember This Old Times (throw Back) by blazepascal(m): 11:06am On Jul 13, 2023
As I drifted to sleep yesterday, I had a lot on my mind.

I thought about how life was for everyone of us while growing up and how it is now.

The truth is that, whether we fail to admit it or not, then was better. It was peaceful. Even if you came from a humble background, it was not this bad.

Let me refresh your memory a bit.

- There was a time that 1000 could last for two days, for even a family.

- Remember these sweet games we played back then: Monkey post, Bread and butter, If your mama cook Ogbono soup, Tinko tinko, police and thief? Remember?

- There was a time when N200 could get you the biggest size of bread.

- There was a time that we could walk freely at night without the fear of being nabbed.

- There was a time when the prices of goods were affordable and friendly to the common man.

- There was a time when our electricity wasn’t at its best but was good.

- There was a time when one cup of rice was N50 and sardines was 150

- There was a time when a dollar was just N150.

- There was a time when we used “promise card” during Christmas to get free money and items.

- There was a time when graduates land huge jobs in their final year to secure their future.

Even..

- There was a time when the best way to win a girl is to write her a letter with a beautiful handwriting or even a card.

Someone. Anyone . Do you remember these times

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Romance / Be Intentional About Your Life!!! by blazepascal(m): 4:41pm On Jul 12, 2023
As a young man, just know that yuh MUST settle bills whether yuh like it or not!
,,
This is non negotiable! Money must come out of your pocket to foot bills!

The earlier yuh realise this, the better for yuh.... Be intentional about your life!

Yuh will become a full grown man One day and nobody is coming to take full responsibily for yuh! Nobody is coming to save yuh from yourself!

Nobody is coming to save yuh from the nagging of your wife and children!
Yuh MUST foot their bills, yuh MUST make life easy for them! Yuh MUST be a tap that runs water for the whole house!

Whether yuh bite a snake or not, when yuh step on it the snake must bite yuh!
The clock is ticking and your beards are growing! Those beards are signs!
Those beards are indirectly telling yuh it's about time!
It's about time to be ushered into the life of DEBITS!
Whether yuh plus or not, yuh must minus!
Whether yuh hustle or not, yuh must remit!
The day yuh stop remitting, yuh start loosing your home!
That's the price to pay as a man!
That's a cross to bear!
The cross will be more easier to carry if yuh start gathering momentum at a young age!
The life of chasing more than one woman at a tender age and calling it fun is a waist of energy, time and resources!

The life of drinking too much alcohol,weed and smoking is not fun but slavery....yuh are enslaving your future...

Most especially if yuh come from a home where you don't have a solid foundation laid for yuh.... Yuh must quit all life of luxury and Bend your head and start digging that foundation now that you have TIME!
Life no get pity and e no get partiality, anything yuh give am e go give yuh back!

Cut down the extravagant life and cut down unnecessary "Outings" and "Life of partying" until yuh get things right!

Be intentional about your life!
You are the man!
You are the prize!
You are the crown!

#BLAZE

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Romance / Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by blazepascal(m): 6:59pm On Jul 11, 2023
While walking along the street today, this particular man that was Putting on a slightly dirty corporate which was drenched with Sweats

Werey was shouting and advertising his Agbo products,"If you no dey Enjoy Sekxual Interkors again Papa and mama the Correct obonge helper dey here...Come collect Scatter Madam's Engine tonight"

I smiled to myself, as I walked over to Oga EMA's shop to buy Bread which I will use to download my Hot Bean's at home...

While I bought the bread I was still watching this man, as he was still advertising his Agbo products under the hot sun while he was sweating profusely

"Oga and Madam no commot this market without buying this product, Because the next Time u fit see me I fit Aso Rock... Better come buy this my Ogbenge herbal Drink Wey go make your body and system strong kakaraka...and you go strong kankwe!!!"

I kept on Laughing at this man from Oga EMA's shop "with the current Hardshíps of the country na who strong and don chop belefull dey get Strength to Knack"

I paid for my bread and headed home

Boom "I heard someone shout *2mins man stop there"
No my ears might mistaken,no it can't be me...who will call me that when I never had any Intercourse with any girl in this street

The voice came again “heyy 2 mins man na You I dey talk to!!!

I looked back and behold it was the Agbo seller, and it was obvious everybody was now looking at me💔

He walked up to me,and was Shouting with his Mc...“Country péople make una look this man well u go notíce say na Infeketion Dey disturb him life, see how he lean
Infuriated by his statement ,I gently asked this man "Why he was embarrassing me”

He went on and shouted "Mr Man talk your problem make I solve am...Your Prick dey itch you??
U dey get painful urination??
Shebi u no dey last 2mins ??

The last statement was Soo paínful to me that I couldn't stand it any longer, I looked around and all I could find was one empty 501 bottle, I took it and tried Bréaking it on my head just like lagosians do when they wanna show how angered they are, the man run for his life when he saw me lift the bottle,I landed it on my head to smash it,but the thing no break rather na my head break,and bloód started oozing out.

I covered it with my hand, and headed for home
I was doubled with pain
The Bottle I smashéd on my head by myself
And the Agbo seller calling me a 2mins man
And it was true all my Girlfriend's broke up with me Cox of my 2mins Interkors section 🙁
I reconciled with the Agbor seller the next week,and bought one of his herbal drink, I invited a girl over to my place after having the drink

And guess what
I cúmmed after 10sec🙁💔

chaii

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Romance / Re: Have Anybody Ever Heard Jim iyke Speak Pigin English Before? by blazepascal(m): 3:06pm On Jul 11, 2023
He hardly speak pidgin

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Romance / Re: This Is What Every Man Goes Through Every 3 Months (PHOTO) by blazepascal(m): 3:04pm On Jul 11, 2023
Op this is unbelievable!!!

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Romance / Look At What I Did To This Facebook Girl by blazepascal(m): 5:21pm On Jul 10, 2023
I met one babe on Facebook and I do like her, so I planned to shoot my shot.

Two days after our chatting, I invited her over to my place.

She came, I began judging her by physical appearance, body posture, conversations etc.

She came with an IPhone 12 wow, I asked her what does she do for a living, babe replied me that she's still a student and she's jobless.

It was at that moment I know that the girl I'm dealing with is a hookup girl who follow yahoo boys that have cashed out.

Immediately, I lost interest on her quickly.

I know she has overstayed her welcome so I dismissed her codedly.

When I was escorting her, she got to a fish joint and say I should buy her fish... I said No that I don't have money for fish.

No problem.

When we got to a place where they are selling suya, she asked me to buy her suya.

Me I said I can't buy her.

Babe become angry...... And remove her own money and buy the suya...

She asked me if I would join her, as hoodlum wey I be I wanted to drag the suya with her but I calm down and said no.

When we get to our area of departure, she left and I didn't give her t.p..( she should be the first and only girl who have visited me and I gladly refused to spend 1kobo)

When she was going I waved her bye bye because that's the last time I will ever invite her agian.

Now the point is this......

I already know the type of girl I'm dealing with, someone of her nature do not come to me with any atom love, she purely came for money.

I don't want to begin a relationship with an energy that I can not keep up with.

A woman who has no self control over her appetite for her love for money is a very dangerous species.

I understand that women love money but it's wise to date a woman who has self control over her love for money.

I understand her nature, I'm not bargaining for that, I'm not a pussified man, who would do anything for money.

Before she came, I already prepared myself to give a good visitors treat but from her attitude but olosho dont deserve that.

I had money to even buy the fish and suya for her but what have she done to deserve that extent of show of love??

Why should an innocent man spend that kind of money to impress a woman who has done absolutely nothing for him??

Kai...

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Romance / Re: I’m Loosing My Erection Please Help! by blazepascal(m): 2:05pm On Jul 10, 2023
Stop masturbation for a while
then allow your sperm to build you
You will definitely come back stronger
Trust me.
Romance / 20 Unspoken Rules For Men by blazepascal(m): 1:39pm On Jul 10, 2023
1. Always keep your word - if you make a promise, keep it.

2. Respect women - treat them with dignity and respect.

3. Take care of your appearance - dress appropriately and maintain good hygiene.

4. Be honest - don't lie or deceive others.

5. Show respect for elders - listen to their advice and guidance.

6. Be loyal - stand by your friends and family.

7. Be responsible - take ownership of your actions and their consequences.

8. Be self-sufficient - learn to take care of yourself.

9. Learn to forgive - holding grudges only hurts you in the long run.

10. Be humble - don't brag or boast about your accomplishments.

11. Be patient - good things come to those who wait.

12. Don't be a bully - treat others with kindness and compassion.

13. Be a good listener - pay attention to what others are saying.

14. Be a good communicator - express yourself clearly and effectively.

15. Be confident - believe in yourself and your abilities.

16. Act with integrity - do the right thing, even when no one is watching.

17. Be disciplined - have self-control and focus on your goals.

18. Show gratitude - appreciate the people and things in your life.

19. Be open-minded - consider different perspectives and ideas.

20. Be a lifelong learner - never stop growing and improving yourself.

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Health / Re: What Can Be The Cause Of My Friend's Childlessness by blazepascal(m): 1:32pm On Jul 10, 2023
This is real issue
Business / Re: Why Do Nigerian Traders Frown When You Want To Buy Things On Credit? by blazepascal(m): 1:23pm On Jul 10, 2023
My mum owns a provision store she only sell credit to does she knows..even at that some rain insult on her if she decides not to sell .they will normally say it's not only her that is selling that they will go to another shop and buy it.so in order to suceed in business you have to accept insult for you to sell your goods.

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Education / Eople Spend Unwisely And Are Heavily In Debt Because They Don't Know This by blazepascal(m): 11:44am On Jul 10, 2023
Just because I have the money to buy an iPhone does not mean I must buy an iPhone.

Just because I have the money to buy the latest designers wears doesn't mean I must buy it.

Just because I have the money to lodge the best hotels doesn't mean I must lodge it.

Just because I have the money to be going out on dates with ladies, friends and families does not mean I must go out.

Just because I have the money to give doesn't mean I must give you.



Until you realise that having money and having enough money are two different things, you won't really know how to manage money.

People spend unwisely and are heavily in debt because they don't know this

They prioritize mirroring their life based on others peoples lifestyle and opinions and at the end of the day they fall into deep shits.

Don't live a competitive life with others but yourself.

Before you buy what your mate has bought make sure you have wisdom shrouded reason for buying it.

Don't waste the money that is suppose to be useful to your destiny tomorrow just to satisfy your untamed craving for materialism just because you wants to fit in into another man's life menu's..

Until you see the need,the wants is inconsequential.

Before you must buy anything make sure there is a more tangible and accountable reasons for buying it, don't sheepishly follow others to crucify themselves.

Be different, let them laugh at your unpopular choices that doesn't correlate with their spending habit.

It won't matter in the future.

A man who building must not live like a man who is not building.

I hope you got value.
Romance / A Letter To The Single Ladies. by blazepascal(m): 11:33am On Jul 10, 2023
Many young ladies would have gotten married but the quality of men that they are looking for can only be found in married men and sugar daddies....

The reason why so many ladies at 33+ are still very much single is because they have sets standards for marriage that a young man who truly and genuinely love them and is willing to marry them can not match..

They wants an already made man, which is not bad but the thing is that they don't know that a man's life barely begins at 20s to 35.

Before a guy could try to figure out his life mostly when he is born into a very poor family and then want to settle down he must have been getting to his 35-40s.

And when men, gets to their late 30s to early or late 40s, the ladies they begin to admire or would want to wife would be within the age range of 20-27 and by that time the single lady who is waiting for an already made man must have been aging 33+ and have exceeded 20-27.

The the young guys on the other hand, who lucks of financial fortune has smiled on them early, would not want to settle down early but will want to flex, cruise and enjoy life. Anything marriage to them is like a prison.

Think about this.

Setting standards is good but don't set an unrealistic standards.

Many standards that single ladies sets today can only be matched by married men or sugar daddies and this is because those guys have figure life out to an appreciable level.

Many ladies are afraid of marrying a guy who is yet to figure life out,

When a hardworking, diligent young gent. man who is still working tirelessly to figure his life out tries to wife them due to his love, all they do is reject him, just because he doesn't fit in to their financial curriculum/scheme.

Young ladies be wise, use wisdom don't be afraid to build a life with a visionary man even though his current life doesn't match what you have envisioned for yourself now.

Don't just think Now, think future.

A man is judged by his future, not his past or present.

If you love him and he loves you and he is having little comfortable life but wants to marry you, don't hesitate to marry him.

Don't leave him for any frivolous reasons except you see someone who is more profoundly better than him that you love and you also believes strongly that he loves you.

A boy of 20 and a girl of 20 are not age mate.

Keep that in mind.

#BLAZE

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Romance / How To Test If Your Woman Loves You by blazepascal(m): 11:25am On Jul 10, 2023
Withdraw every source of privilege that you have been giving her for sometimes and sit back and watch her attitude towards you.

If she asks you for money, don't give her even if you have.

If she asks you for sub, don't give her even if you can.

If she asks you for gifts don't give her even if you can get her one.

Don't take her to any date, nothing nothing.

If possible on her birthday, don't get her anything, celebrate with her but don't give her shishi.

ACT EXTREMELY BROKE, behave as if your condition is worst than an almajeri.

Beg her for little little money, ask her for favours.

Behave this way for two months only.

If she can bear with you, understand your pain, stick with you, suffer with you, behave well, still give you sex, does not misbehave, still remains submissive and respectful, don't cheat on you or compare you with other guys that buy her gifts, she supported you, my brother just wife her immediately you have the opportunity,

She truly came for love and not for your money alone.

She has passed the test, my brother spend recklessly on her after that, she deserve an award.

But if she misbehaves, nags, complain and start giving you unusual attitude just know she's a gold digger, she never came for your love, pipe and swipe.

The best time to know when a woman love is during your worst time, if she can stay, support and fight with you during your bad day's, just know she's an innocent woman but if she can't my brother Hit and Japa.

King's I have giving you a formula, apply it now, don't wait until the bad days, try to intentionally make one now.

Be wiser.



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Nairaland / General / Re: Share A Quote That Always Motivates You. by blazepascal(m): 5:11pm On Jul 09, 2023
It's too late to fail

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Romance / Help A Brother Today And You'd Be Saving A Life. by blazepascal(m): 4:07pm On Jul 09, 2023
Bro,

You need to learn to help another brother more. This ain't a joke, you need to be there for Men more than you're for Women.

Men don't always seek help, they only seek help once there's no other options. Unlike Women, women seek help for everything, they believe they deserve everything just because they're breathing.

A girl that asks you for help is also asking 11 other men for the same favour, if you don't do it for her, another Man will but if a Man ask you for help, you might be his last hope. If you don't do it, that could be the end for him.

If you give a Man 1k, he will appreciate you for many years and will always seek for a way to repay you. But if you give a woman 5k, she'd only appreciate you till the money last ( nowadays, some will even as if it's for agbado or cassava ? 😂 ) Imagine your hard earned money.

If you help a brother, He will help another brother and that's how the community grows. But if you help a Woman, she'd only help her Family and as long as her family is Okay, she doesn't care about anything again.

Most Men end Su!cidal because they felt so left out and rejected.

Help a brother today and you'd be saving a life.

© #BLAZE

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Sports / Re: Armored Tank: Kylian Mbappe Causes A Stir In Cameroon by blazepascal(m): 1:27pm On Jul 09, 2023
Wow mbappe can never forget his roots.. what an amazing footballer
Romance / This Is The Mistake Most Ladies Are Making by blazepascal(m): 5:05pm On Jul 08, 2023
You show the world that you are dating this person, you parade him everywhere like a won trophy and even chook him in our eyes. After some months, you breakup and you assume the only way to show him you have moved on is by clinging to the next available guy and start parading him to make your ex jealous again. Few months later you break-up, you move to the next available guy and the media show continues.

In doing all this, you forget the most important thing and focus on the distraction. You forget that you are showing the world 4 different guys in a year as boyfriends. You forget that your body counts are piling and you are not the only one counting them but the whole world.

Let me tell you the fact, no matter how beautiful a lady looks, no matter how a man loves you, if he discovered like 5 men that has slept with you already, the whole love will die. He will never even trust you with his younger or anybody again.


The whole life is created in favor of a man that is why you need to be coordinated as a woman to have a better life. A guy that knacks different girls is called a sharp guy but once a woman knacks anyhow, she is called ashawo and disgusting.


Break-up are devastating we all know, but don't let the excitement to prove a point ruin your life. Take a little time and think deep after breakup and make some adjustments if possible. Most of the worst decision in this life are decisions taking in a hurry.

Stop advertising your fornication in public and expecting some reasonable man to take the liability someday. Na only pesin weh u deh date know how he carry you for mind....
#BLAZE

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Literature / Let's Start A Thread Of Just Random Advice. No Specific Topic Just Great Advice. by blazepascal(m): 4:44pm On Jul 08, 2023
Drop yours
Let's see who has the most motivational or inspiring quotes
Romance / My Message To Men by blazepascal(m): 6:54am On Jul 07, 2023
Stop comparing yourself to the ladies.

We don't have the same privileges. They have all the chances to live and experience a better life.

They might never go hungry. They might drive the latest version of car, they might live in the best apartment in the city, use the latest technology, fly first class.

But you as a man will have to suffer to become someone or experience these things. Working should be your moto.

Suffer today so you can have a better life tomorrow, don't compare yourself with your sisters, don't hate the females in your city for living a life more than you.

We are different, a man must suffer to become someone of importance. That's why you must understand what is taking your time and little money and cut off with them.

You identify your wastrel in your life. In this journey of life, a man's worst enemy is idle time.

Let this message scare you, wake up and stop comparing yourself with the females. A broke man is nothing even to his family. A broke girls is something to her family members.

Don't be delusional, we are different and our chances are not the same to smile or be respected. A broke guy is not respected, he has no value to his community, they laugh at you when you walk by, the beautiful ladies call you loser. Get up.

Get up! Be scared of your future.



#BLAZE

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Crime / Re: Man Cuts Off Friend’s Hands During Fight In Bauchi by blazepascal(m): 1:34pm On Jul 06, 2023
Dog eat dog
Politics / Re: President Bola Tinubu Signs Executive Orders To Ease Tax Burden On Businesses by blazepascal(m): 1:12pm On Jul 06, 2023
[center][/center] grin
Romance / Re: How To Control Your Urges As A Man by blazepascal(m): 1:11pm On Jul 06, 2023
Nawttiboi007:
Are u sure you're not obsessed with her? 👀 talk true
hell noo
Politics / Re: American Singer Swae Lee Spotted On The Streets Of Nigeria by blazepascal(m): 4:27am On Jul 06, 2023
fixitbyjal:
Pls we need another UNFORGETTABLE track
I dey tells u
Politics / Re: American Singer Swae Lee Spotted On The Streets Of Nigeria by blazepascal(m): 4:26am On Jul 06, 2023
Parachoco:
First time I will be hearing of him
you didn't watch davido Pere video davido featured him..who dosent know swae leee ..unforgettable ft french montanna...chaiiii better song
Politics / Re: American Singer Swae Lee Spotted On The Streets Of Nigeria by blazepascal(m): 4:25am On Jul 06, 2023
Swaw lee featured in davidos pere for people that don't know him

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Romance / Re: How To Control Your Urges As A Man by blazepascal(m): 8:49pm On Jul 05, 2023
Just avoid that girl jennyclay..guys

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Romance / Re: I Bet You, Many Will Fail This Question Woefully!!! by blazepascal(m): 4:04pm On Jul 04, 2023
Sirchiboy:
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KG 1 fast
lol for ur mind
Romance / Re: I Bet You, Many Will Fail This Question Woefully!!! by blazepascal(m): 7:19pm On Jul 03, 2023
The answer is b midnight is around 3
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Like This by blazepascal(m): 7:13pm On Jul 03, 2023
Simp..chaii

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