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Stop fighting a man if you can't beat him ,you might end up kiling him |
Dr congo will lose |
Rashidi of course then yakubu |
Pls add me 08127368888 |
Op your hate for men will put you in trouble one day |
It's good to help people irrespective of the gender,but men will appreciate more than women do and some woman can even insult you even if you helped her before. |
Self control.is the key if you like deactivate your account the way girl dress can make the urge rise again. |
doggedfighter:lol |
Burnaboy is the new cat |
Stop this bullshit |
Samantha124:no Way i will report anybody i catch practising homosexuality...disgusting |
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Man u will lose and win |
In omahlays voice like damn damn damn ....damn damn..dam damn |
elonmuskbaby:i think you are the problem |
AlexAlozie:I can't send mail I am restricted is there no other way I can reach you |
YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 17 Things you must not do. 1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos. 2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind. 3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!! 4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you. And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. 🤣 5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer. 6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌🤣 7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean). 8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. 🤣 9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!! 10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o🤣 11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅 12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first. 13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo. 14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.😂 15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mád in this Lagos!!. I am the only nórmal person in my area. 16. There's one popular "Den of scámmers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case of buy a swapped electronics.😁 17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around. Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place be SMART and WISE!! EKO ILE OGBON!
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Yesterday I had to visit somewhere and it was raining so I did not want to drive there since I was not too familiar with the road, so I parked my car somewhere close and used a keke (tricycle). While I was there I got a call from a long time friend reminding me of my promise to her husband over a job, so I quickly told her my location, and asked her to tell her husband to meet me up ASAP since I will be leaving town soon, but I told her to tell her husband to meet me up where I parked my car since that place was a popular land mark . I don’t know her husband and we have never met before. As I sent her the address, she called me back and was so excited that I was even around her area which will make it easy for him because he did not even have transport to come out,things was that bad. So I told her that he should pick a drop and I will pay. In other not to keep him stranded I had to start rushing back to where I packed my car. God, I even entered under the rain, cold, just to meet up with him so he will not be stranded. As I was walking under the rain I saw a keke and stopped it. The keke man asked me to beg the man inside so he will allow me join him since i was drenched, so I started begging. The man refused and said I was wet. I told him I will sit to one side, and he refused, saying except I pay for both his fare and mine. I agreed, then he allowed me. As I entered this man kept me uncomfortable, saying if my wet clothes touch him again I will get down. I just kept my cool until I finally got to my destination. I did not even reach when I stopped at the junction and paid then used my legs to walk to my car, since it was very close. I was inside my car warming myself, then I got a call from my friend saying her husband was around, so I described my car and he came. I saw someone knocked on my car glass, wound down and it was this same man in a keke with me. Gosh! I was suppose to pay the keke man, and recommend him for a job? Tears rolled down my eyes, I brought out N3,000, gave him, started my car and zoomed off. My friend has been calling and sending me messages, I had to block her. Be careful, many times men of gold don’t wear gold. Be nice! Angels do not wear ID cards.
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congratz |
Lol una never see anything |
You don't really know what you want. |
Nlfpmod |
People are passing through a lot please if you can render help please do |
Op you don't have sense..it's a pity normally man is the provide but sometimes his salary is not enough that's when his wife can assist him. I don't why you guys like to twist things around .. in many home self women are the breadwinner due to circumstances their husband can't meet up again ..if you want your marriage to flourish stop seeking advice from social media.. rubbish |
NOwazobia:they don't know that's just it |
My own is just have good character weather you bring something or not the economy economy alone is harsh on us. |
