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If truly some long-beard assassin tried to ram his car into Ekweremadu car; what were d security men doing when he was attacked? WaS there any shootout?

If u really want to kill someone through a car accident and make it look so real and effective, won't u rather use a truck or a trailer?

As far as I am concerned, PDP is just trying to gain d some public sympathy. They know that some Nigerians are so gullible and would believe anything sold to them. Just like d APC claimed GEJ trained some 1000 killers to assassinate top APC chieftains, and so many gullible Nigerians believed it.

There so many ways power that be can eliminate a perceived enemy without a trace; an example is Tunde Idiagbon's assassination (he was poisoned thru a mic)..

They sell u all sorts of lies, u believe it hook, line, and sinker...they and their families keep enjoying life to d fullest...u their supporters bears d brunt.


Anyone who believes this would anything...why would anyone in APC want to kill someone like Secondus 4 christ sake...if truly someone is after him, check d PDP.

OkaOme:
[size=14pt]When I saw the names, Lawal, Eletu and Alabi, I just let out a knowing smile. I wasn't disappointed a bit. Yellowbar people are born in crime and with crime. They can't do without crime like they can't do without smelly amala and ewedu soup. Useless tribe from the South West
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I know u are a child of 'hate'...and may God deliver u b4 it consumes u totally...if not 4 anything, at least 4 d sake of ur beautiful mum who carried u in her belly 4 nine months.

“I started robbing when I was seven after I quit
primary school."

“I will turn a new leaf if the police can release me.”

This guy don see mumu...u started stealing at d age of 7, u now want to turn a new leaf after 13 years in d lucrative biz.

Even if this guy becomes an 'Alter Boy', he will still be stealing 4rm d tithe box.

mrlaw93:
We use to live in the same neighborhood. She is a very decent lady, a good wife material. I love her so much and it took 4yrs for her to finally say yes. Four good yrs for her to accept to have a relationship with me. Now the relationship is about to crash in less than a year. Let me go in details...

During the 1st month of our relationship. It was the best thing that ever happened to me. It was full of love and i knew it will be a disaster to loose her. Our love life started during one of her long school holiday. She told me her last relationship was with a guy in her school, how they broke up due to irreconcilable differences. After few weeks of her resumption back to school i started seeing photo mixed by the guy on facebook tagged to her. Whenever i call regarding this issue she always say the guy does that just to gain her attention.

Weeks later, the photo mix grew into real photoshoot involving the both. She no longer call as she used to. She even ignore most of my calls. I started having this feeling that i have lost her but i still played along. She is again on holiday, we have met to discuss this issue. She told me she is now dating the guy due to his aunt's intervention. She said her feelings for me only come when am around her..

I dont know what to do.. I feel she as just used me to pass time. I feel cheated yet i dont wanna loose her. Pls nairalanders i need your advice. What should i do?

Lalasticlal.a, abeg reason my matter.

1. Since it took her 5 good years to give-in to ur request, it might just mean that she was never into u and only used u as a rebound 4rm her last break up; to av a shoulder to lean on until she finds her footing again. If dis d case, u might never av a chance with her again.

2. She might also find it difficult to cope with long distance relationships. Once she graduates and returns home, u might have another shot at dating her.

3. Maybe she never really enjoyed ur company while u guys dated. U might think u treated her well; some ladies are difficult to satisfy.

If he's so proud of her; and willing to flaunt her to Nigerians, why then is she still rapped up like Shawarma?

Btw, is dis not the same man dat said he fears for his family safety when he was asked a question about Boko Haram? If he was so scared to speak about them then, will he be able to do so now as a Minister for Comm?

Govt Doctors and Nurses can be nonchalant atimes ehn!!! The doc\surgeon in questn needs to be sanctioned if found guilty.

But see this man o; imagine a butcher still looking forward to father more children having fathered 5 already...SMH

Nonetheless, I pray 4 d restoration of his manhood; at least to stop d wife 4rm playing away games.

Bambless1:
Welcome To Nigeria My Motherland Abi Na My Fatherland, Where A Lawyer Is Minister Of Agriculture! Where A Banker Is Minister Of Education.

It baffles me a lot o my brother.

oismail:
He might like sports and also know about sports. Let's see

I really do hope he performs.

Let's hope he emulates his Kinsman, late Ishaya Mark Aku (one of d best Minister of Sports Nig hs ever had) who despite d fact he was a Water Engineer was doing wonderfully well in office until d unfortunate air mishap dat took his life in 2002.

And our sports suffers again!!!

Here is the profile of our new Minister for Sports and Youth Dev.

Barr. Solomon Dalong

'Barrister Solomon Dalong was born on the 26th of
September 1964 in the town of Sabon Gida within
the then Resettlement Area which was a creation of
the colonial masters to resettle and rehabilitate war
veterans of World War II. This resettlement area is
currently known as Langtang South Local
Government Area. Dalong has not buried anybody
as his parents are still alive and living in Sabon Gida. His father is a retired Director of Health of the
Taraba State Civil Service.

Dalong had his primary school education at LEA
Primary School Sabon Gida from 1971 to 1977. He
then proceeded to Government College Keffi,
currently in Nassarawa State, for his secondary
school education.Against the tradition of joining the
military that is common to Langtang people, Dalong
chose to join the Nigerian Prisons Service in the
early eighties.

In 1991 while still in the Prisons Service, he enrolled
to study Law at the Law Faculty of the University of
Jos. The unpredictable academic calendar that
characterized the Nigerian University atmosphere at
that period saw him spending a whole nine years
before bagging an LLB. He proceeded to the
Nigerian Law School, Bwari, in Abuja, graduated in
2000 and was called to the Bar in 2001.

After passing out from Law School, he took up a job
as Personal Assistant to Chief Solomon Lar when Lar was appointed as Adviser Emeritus to President
Olusegun Obasanjo. This job lasted until 2003. In
2004, he took up an appointment with the Faculty of
Law of the University of Jos as a lecturer. As a
lecturer, he has had the opportunity of attending
leadership trainings courtesy international human
rights organizations. In 2005, he combined his job
as a lecturer and study while pursuing a prost
graduate degree in Law. His LLM program
successfully ended in 2007 and was appointed the
Chairman of Langtang South Local Government Area the same year.

As Chairman of Langtang South, he also served as
the Plateau State Chairman of the Association of
Local Government Chairmen of Nigeria (ALGON). His tenure as Local Government Chairman ended in May 2008. He then returned to the University of Jos. He made an attempt at representing Langtang North and South at the National Assembly but lost.Dalong joined the Prisons Service as a Prison Assistant and rose to the rank of Assistant Inspector of Prisons.

Following his training as an attorney, he was moved
to the legal department of prisons where he served
as Legal Officer II in the prisons headquarters prior
to retirement.

Dalong’s strong condemnation of the political
regime is inherited, as political criticism runs in the
family's blood up to his great grandfather.
According to Dalong, “governance is a social
responsibility and a democratic leader is equivalent
to a human god, having the responsibility to
determine the destiny of his followers. He did not
acquire power by conquest, strength or might but
either by charisma, bureaucracy or law. There is an
instrument that confers that power on him and is
expected to exercise it within the parameter of the
enabling authority.” Abusing this power irritates
him. This is not just an additional factor that shaped
his critical political attitude but the most dire of
these factors. In Langtang south Dalong is referred
to as “the man who brought colored roofing sheets.”

He is a Christian and is married to his wife whom he
fondly refers to as First Lady and is a father to seven
children'



At no point was SPORTS mentioned in his profile...I sigh 4 our sports.

What do u think about having someone who knows next to nothing about sports leading d ministry?

CARLOSZ:
Abeg tell Wike to stop watching MTV base and switch to NTA


Cc kingeli

MTV base ke...Sorry my oga just slept off at a govt function, and I dare not disturb his nap...I'll try to relay ur msg to him when he wakes up.

May 'mami water' never av hand in their marriage o, because na jeje dem sidon 4 water wey una go dey make noise on top their head o...


Just kidding ooo...

I wish u guys a happy married life...Cheers!!!

imohchard:
DUDE I AM ACTUALLY WATCHING IT WITH MY 70 YR OLD GRANDMA... SHE NO WAN SLEEP

Oboy, you get liver ooo...

But pls do not watch d Super Eagles with MAMA biko.

What a goooAaaallll!!!!!

What a screamer dat was!!!!

hisawesomeness:
everybody wants to be a blogger nw that linda has a mansion. Even that vulcanizer

Abi o... No mind am jare

This OP needs slap I swear...Can't u tell d difference between crash landing and emergency landing?

Have u ever seen victims of a crash-landed plane walk majestically away 4rm it?

The aircraft simply developed a pressurization problem which affected the cooling system while flying at about 8,000 feet.

There was no panic at all as the pilot properly briefed the passengers and landed safely.

Mogidi:
I counted nearly 28 supporters, I wish Dakuku good luck, he's going to need it.

Almost all the house of assembly members are PDP, the senators nko, the rep nko.
Buhari can give the mandate to Dakuku through federal might, he'd be lucky not to be impeached within a week.

What u fail to understand abt Nigerian politics is that pple only lick ur butt when u av power, once u're out of office they switch loyalty to someone in power.

U watch how those house of assembly members go dey port if Dakuku wins d re-run. Moreover, most of those guys were Ameachi's guys b4 they switched allegiance to d power dat be at d FED (Wike and PEJ). Just watch how they will run back to Ameachi if Wike loses.

12:18 We hereby order INEC to conduct fresh elections.

duduade:
Nigerian Navy Secondary School. ... which of the locations...? I went to the one in Lasgidi... Please don't tell me your own na Abeokuta.. I know those guys can be mean...

Yeah I attended NNSS Abeokuta. But I wld rather use d word tough, not mean.

blazers007:
As Fela sing am ' double wahala 4 dead bodi'...in my own case it was multiple wahala.

I and 3 friends planned to cook concoction rice; garnished with sardine and geisha, but then there was no water to cook it with as there was water scarcity in sch dat day.

We went around d hostel to steal water way past lights out, and after a long search we finally saw a metal bucket half-filled with water and carried it.

We then went to d back of d hostel and made fire and used d same bucket to cook d rice.

We had to endure d cold on d night, d giant mosquitoes, and d yeye odour of blockus while we wait make d food done. We even risked bn caught and thrown into d sch cell, cut grass, flogged and/or suspension.

After about 2 hours, d food was finally done and we comot our our spoons make we begin dey carry base, but as God won catch us na hin our teeth dey land on top crunchy rice.

Unknown to us, d bucket of water we stole had stony sand settled in it. Come see as guys dey munch stony rice.

Unknown to us, God hadn't finished with us yet, half way into our munching of dis stony rice a Naval Officer caught us and we were made to frog jump, roll on blockus riddled elephant grass, all while we were bn flogged.

God wasn't finished yet, throughout dat week, na 4rm one yawa to d other. It was so bad dat I began to suspect d guy we stole his water to be an ogbanje as I ws d one who carried d water..

When I couldn't cope again, I had to go hustle a full bucket of water to return to d guy o; begging him 4 forgiveness. Miraculously or coincidentally d misfortune stopped.

But trust me, I respected and stylishly avoided d guy until we graduated 4rm sch.

See wetin STONY RICE cost me o.

During that same week, someone defecated on our corridor and our strict house prefect stepped on it while going to God knows where in d middle of d night.

He seek to knw who d culprit was, but no one owned up. As our motto was 'onward together' now, everyone on dat block was flogged ruthlessly.

When we taught it was over, he told us to form a queue and beginning to pick d watery stool with our right hands and go and dispose it outside. As we plenty reach, I still had to pick it four times.

As water no dey to wash hand now, na d dew wey dey fall on top leaves man take rinse hand. Even after getting water to have proper bath, d odour stayed with me for days.

As Fela sing am ' double wahala 4 dead bodi'...in my own case it was multiple wahala.

I and 3 friends planned to cook concoction rice; garnished with sardine and geisha, but then there was no water to cook it with as there was water scarcity in sch dat day.

We went around d hostel to steal water way past lights out, and after a long search we finally saw a metal bucket half-filled with water and carried it.

We then went to d back of d hostel and made fire and used d same bucket to cook d rice.

We had to endure d cold on d night, d giant mosquitoes, and d yeye odour of blockus while we wait make d food done. We even risked bn caught and thrown into d sch cell, cut grass, flogged and/or suspension.

After about 2 hours, d food was finally done and we comot our our spoons make we begin dey carry base, but as God won catch us na hin our teeth dey land on top crunchy rice.

Unknown to us, d bucket of water we stole had stony sand settled in it. Come see as guys dey munch stony rice.

Unknown to us, God hadn't finished with us yet, half way into our munching of dis stony rice a Naval Officer caught us and we were made to frog jump, roll on blockus riddled elephant grass, all while we were bn flogged.

God wasn't finished yet, throughout dat week, na 4rm one YAWA to d other 4 me in particular. It was so bad dat I began to suspect d guy we stole his water to be an ogbanje as I ws d one who carried d water..

When I couldn't cope again, I had to go hustle a full bucket of water to return to d guy o; begging him 4 forgiveness. Miraculously or coincidentally d misfortune stopped.

But trust me, I respected and stylishly avoided d guy like plague until we graduated 4rm sch.

See wetin STONY RICE cost me o.

I tell pple that joining a cult group is like signing one's death warrant.

More like a timed suicide to me, because if u think u have escaped it just because u graduated without bn killed, trust me, u're on a long thing.

I have seen ex-cult guys getting killed (reprisal) on their wedding days, some later in life sef. So think twice b4 u join one, because once u do (and pple knw), there is no going back (u are marked 4 life).

I knw of a guy who lives in obscurity in SA because of his very atrocious past as a cultist bck in his undergrad days in Nig.

sanc2s:
Take the 800k and go to winasbet, carry manchester united 1x, bayern munich over 2.5, liverpool over 1.5, real madrid win, borrusia dortmond over 1.5. Wen u do that, u go bak on monday and collect 2.5million from them

And if Man Utd decides to go to sleep and Man City hammers them, will u bear d cross?

Tawny17:
She should get a fiance and give him her wedding iv

U want to get d fiance killed? Such a desperate man will go to any length to get rid of any perceived obstacle.

He shld be reported to d Police ASAP b4 someone gets hurt or worse. He is a stalker, and stalkers are usually very dangerous.

Or better still she shld arrange some soldiers with her family to scare d sick guy away.

I thk God 4 ur neighbour who got stuck in the exit door. because had d robbers aimed 4 d bank, he surely would have bn blown to pieces by d dynamites they often use to break into banks.

He's indeed d luckiest of them all, he shld go 4 thanksgiving.

This is what I knw 4 sure, d delay in Amaechi's screening is connected to Saraki's trial.

Amaechi will eventually be used to force d Presidency to intervene in Saraki's trial, & make sure he retains his seat as d SP.

Amaechi's screening has gone beyond whether Wike wants him to become a minister or not.

While I have no doubt dat Amaechi will eventually be confirmed as a Minister, I must state dat it will be very
tough 4 him.

But just like d meaning of his name in Yoruba; Oluwa-Rotimi-meaning 'God stands firm with me'. If his God is indeed with him he will become a Minister. because I knw 4 sure dat except God builds a house, d builder buildeth in vain.

Why d adjournment again? The President of the court shld just dissolve this yeye marriage already.

Who does dat? Abandoning his Wife and 3 children without communicating with them, not to talk of knwing abt their well-being 4 10 yrs?

But d woman is faithful sha; keeping faith 4 a decade like Arsenal fans who waited 10 yrs to lift a trophy.

Madam, ur own miracle is on d way.

sweatlana:
Tomorrow is my CALL TO BAR. why is ameachi not being screened today Now I won't be able to watch him live

Seriously? But make sure u don't get drunk in d bar tomorrow o.


On a serious note, Congrats!!! I wish u d very best as u begin ur journey into d law society. May u attain great heights.

donbrowser:
Very good reason for success. Not one stewpid OAU girl telling us she became the best student because she didn't have boyfriend mtcheew.






BTW why is it that these efikos are not so fine.... Just wondering

Simple: Because there are no distractions 4rm d opposite sex who are not attracted to them.

apcpdpallscam:
2 mins is an overstatement actually and it's affecting our sexual relationship. It has diminished his ego and as For me, I don't ever wish to have it with him honestly, It is not only embarrassing but frustrating.

But i feel like surprising him on his birthday. So I'm wondering if there is anything i can add to his drink; drug, herbs without his knowledge to enable him last longer to his amazement and making him feel it's natural. Or is there an ointment/cream I can use to massage him. I need to spice our marriage sexually.

I see ur pain my dear. I personally thk there many reasons he's like dat. While it might be to due to his mindset, it might also have some other underlying causes, or self-inflicted.

1. It might be anxiety; you av to talk to him about how u feel and tell him to relax his mind. Funny enough, he might not even knw u're hurt and just feels like once he ejacula*tes, u're both ok.

2. Let him watch d kind of food he eats. Too much of sugary and oily foods are injurious to a man's sex life.

3. If he was addicted or still addicted to mastur*bation, it means his mind has been programmed 4 a few minutes of pleasure, as such, he won't be able to last long in bed.

4. Plus he might even have some health issues (not scare u).

*The best bet 4 u is talk to him about it in a lovely manner (not a manner dat will make him feel insecure; dat u're a sex freak dat would want to go out 4 sexual satisfaction).

*Seek help 4rm a doctor if u thk it's health related.

*You cld also employ means with him to satisfy u 1st (making u reach orgasm by going 4 a long stretch of pre-intimacy) b4 he goes inside u. This point was wat i advised a frd (male) who had d same prob to do and it worked like magic.

And trust me, once u find d cause of d premature ejacu*lation and start treatment, it's not something ur husband can overcome overnight. It's a gradual process and might take time to fix, so to cope while u work together to fix it, spice up ur pre-intimacy to accommodate u both (go oral if u're both comfortable with it).

*******My sincerest warming to you my dear. No matter how frustrated u are, do not give ur husband anything to use without his consent. because if he has any unknown hrt related issue and he keeps using any type of viagra, it might lead to a heart attack (as he will be over-working his hrt).

While wishing u d very best in fixing it, pls be patient and look 4 a permanent solution, not temporary ones all around dat can lead to other health issues. Most of these sex-enhancing drugs out there have side-effects.

Best of luck and HBD to him in advance.

lolaxavier:
When our correspondent visited him on his sick bed at the hospital on Monday afternoon, the victim who looked emaciated was in a state of near-coma.

He could neither open his eyes nor utter any word . He was also so weak that he almost fell off a chair when attempts were made to sit him up.

D cop must pay 4 it; pple shld make sure dis case is not swept under d carpet. If to sey na to come tackle armed robbers now, d yeye cop go pick race.

But o boy see journalism...dis story get K-leg o. D reporter said "He could neither open his eyes nor utter any word", whereas d pic says otherwise...No be hin eyes dey opened so?

doublewisdom:
Amaechi's Port Harcourt.

Some pple are so blinded by their hatred 4 Ameachi to d extent dat common sense av abandoned them.

For ur info ogbeni, It's an international Airport owned and operated by Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) under d FG, u hear.

It is part of d legacy Madam Oduah and her successor left behind under d leadership of d Otueke man.

iamkeyz:
please help me tell that man that the real threat is on the way via BIAFRA violent struggle........ SE and SS will take the threat to a whole brand new level if nnamdi kanu is not released soon.................... i wonder what nigeria will look like with to full blown wars at the same time.
i sense fear in buhari's camp though
biafra is coming
nigeria's sovereignty will soon end i tell you
just watch..............

All na wash...Keep deceiving urself, nothing will happen if he is not released soon... if d DSS is not thru with him, he won't be released...To begin with, has SS ever bn part of dis ur struggle 4 Biafra? No! So u're on ur own.

And if u think u guys can win d war against Nigeria, u're on a long thing. If d guys behind dis Biafra ting are serious, let them get their leaders (traditional and Political, Govs inclusive) to come out openly to support d movement, only then will we start taking d struggle seriously. Not some deluded few mumus trying to gain relevance by force.

Like how many Igbo youths are even willing to fight on d field? Nobody won die. And I trust dat once d struggle begins na una Igbo brothers go 1st turn against una.

Anyways, I wish u guys d very best of luck, because u're going to need it going 4ward. And to achieve ur aim, u guys are going to need a lot more than just luck.

You think sey civil war na moin-moin, be careful what wish 4 bro. Funny enough, it's pple like u dt wld be 1st set of pple to seek asylum overseas when it all begins.