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According to the last two digits of your phone number, when are you expected to have sense? Me is at 44.. I fit die without sense self

Joislim:
Abusive, hell no!

so u are "JOY"

Headlesschicken:
Sharap son,lucies r always good in bed...

heeeeeeey nawaooo.. see xpo.....! Am not the one who said it ooo

Valerie47:
But I'm not what you post there .

can't even see ur name on the list.. but if u run a cool check you discover what am saying is real

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Mary -- boyfriend snatchers

Brenda -- Never satisfied

Abigail -- Intelligent but Harsh

Veronica-- Cheater

Rose -- Big headed

Mildred -- down to earth

Jessica -- Always Hot

Esther -- Boring

Vanessa-- Brave

Anita -- Seducer

Mercy -- Stubborn

Monica -- Proud

Blessing -- All round Public Service

Deborah -- Lazy and sleeps alot

Melissa -- Happy for Nothing

Emmanuella -Can't Cook

Lillian -- Dormant

Vivian -- Naughty nd wicked

Lucy -- Not good in bed

Issabella -- Loves BJ

Diana -- don't know how to scream in bed

Felicia --Stunted

Ebere -- Busty and Harsh

Priscila -- sex hunter n stubborn!

Theresa -- Loving

Ovieme -- Stubborn and cute

Charity -- Singer

Elizabeth -- Back ward in love

Ruth -- Cheat

Odegua -- Drinks alot

Natasha -- Crazy

Gloria -- Talkative

Sarah -- poisonous

Divine -- Liar

Sandra -- Bitter

Precious -- Cnt do witout makeup

Jackline -- Silent burner

Wendy -- Thief

Hildah -- Heart breaker

Harmony -- Allergic to vegetables

Stella--Gentle

Thandy -- Gold digger

Ada -- Dirty nd Proud

Eve -- makes boys to suffer

Mariam -- Friendly

Christiana -- Drug addict

Christine -- Humble

Justina -- Hot tempered

Caroline -- Complicated

Racheal -- Cool but confused

Anna-- undecided

Nancy -- Slutty and A Sly

Rita -- Pro statutes

Amanda -- Reads alot

Cynthia -- Attention seeker

Helen -- Wise

Nancy -- Fun lover

Grace -- Dry

Catherine -- Selfish n foolish

Emeldah -- Quarrelsome

Susan -- LovePeddler

Dorcas -- Greedy

Faith -- Bleached

Queen -- Jealous

Josephine -- Confused

Peace -- Quick to Anger

Rejoice -- Fat and foolish

Cleopatra -- talkative

Joy -- Abusive

Margaret -- Lost

Gladys -- Demon possessed

Sylvia -- nite dancer

Tinashe -- Always wants a kiss

Violet -- Drunkard

Doreen -- Shy and stupid

Princess-cute

victoria -- Careless

Tina -- Lesbian

Juliet -- Fighter

Sharon -- Classy and annoying

Gift -- beautiful and view attractive

Gold--sex machine

TRUE OR FALSE

We are here waiting for arrival of Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, the PDP presidential candidate. updates will flow as soon as he arrives

sage101:
A friend of wine was asked to come back after the Election.....


***Dude register some years ago but couldnt get his PVC so he applied for "omitted Pvc" but as it is, he ain't gonna get it


Quite sad
This Country is a DISASTER

Lalasticlala
Dominique
Seun I think this is FP worthy what sayeth thou?

Hope they are not planing to use other people's PVC to vote? I heard the INEC boss saying if the card reader rejects you,u will vote manually in the register... think about it. they actually don't need you there

Tamarapetty:
Abeg drop me here, i forgot to carry transport.

don't worry,relax.... That drivers reply

DanDeeBoss:
Oya driver jump comot make I drive.... .

you fit?

Seriously it hell in Benue state. Added to the heat in the state capital, I finally received mine today,making it day four of my going there everyday. we even fight at times,it makes me laugh as it not too important .. more over obasanjo onced said,two years to election time in his country , he knows who will win.


Now the INEC boss said in case card reader rejects you, there is a register that voters will use to vote. hundreds of thousands of PVCs have not been dispensed, what do you think? Are politicians not going to use the ones not received to vote in the register themselves?

Oga I follow dey game for this tin wey u the talk...

If you are traveling in a public vehicle and the driver receives a call and then start shouting "me am tired with life, I want to die...."

That if your food fall to the ground and you pick,Satan is also eating it with you.... that kind tin

What if on the last day,you come to discover that sin doesn't actually exist,what will be your greatest regret?

I never wanted having sex until one guy like that raped me. hmmm

A former Chief of Defence Staff, Alex Badeh, is dead.

Mr Badeh, a retired air chief marshal, was shot dead along the Abuja-Keffi road.

The air force confirmed the death in a couple of tweets on its official Twitter handle.

“It is with a heavy heart that I regretfully announce the unfortunate demise of former Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal Alex Badeh, who died today, 18 Dec 18, from gunshot wounds sustained when his vehicle was attacked while returning from his farm along Abuja-Keffi Road.

“On behalf officers, airmen and airwomen of the Nigerian Air Force, the Chief of the Air Staff, Air Marshal Abubakar, commiserates with the family of the late former Chief of Defence Staff over this irreparable loss. We pray that the Almighty God grants his soul eternal rest.”

The content of the tweet was later sent to PREMIUM TIMES by the air force spokesperson, Ibikunle Daramola, an air commodore.

Mr Badeh before his death was being prosecuted for alleged N3.9 billion fraud while in office during the Goodluck Jonathan administration.

Am sincerely not writing this to downgrade or castigate anyone, am just curious to know the reason(s) why some people choose to be a cultist.

Over the years, Cultism has been the greatest problem in most Nigerian higher institutions with many students boasting of belonging to a secret cult to scare lecturers and form big boy on campus.

Fast forward to now, the numbers of Cultists in higher institutions has reduced immensely (someone said Yahoo Yahooplayed a great role in this development).

Everyone’s attention has shifted to chasing Money and having a better life while in school instead of wasting their time & life as a cultist.

Well, with the great things & achievements many young guys are unlocking these days, it baffles me when I hear some guys still belong to a cult group. The funniest thing is that new ones are still being initiated daily 

Well sha, I think Thugs, Illiterates and Riff raffs are the ones who choose to be a Cultist in this time and era.. I lie?

I have a question and I want a candid and sincere response from you all.

Here is my question

What Do People Really Gain From Being A Cultist?

Let’s hear from you all.

A lot of guys have been asking you out and you think it an easy task....
Today is your turn to toast that guy that will post a quote with your name.... please make sure you win. Just type hello to her in quote and picks it up from there...

dating for four years? if na admission you get ma you suppose for don finish by now... the guy no love you self

how

amaniro:


Oba NwaAmaikpe

How stupid does this sound?

to some extent baa

MJBOLT:

so out of all the things that could make NL better,king and queen of NL is your biggest concern

Nairaland is so many years old now and even up till date, there is no Queen or King of nairaland...what up guys? What do we do about this?? Why is the owner of nairaland not putting sosome of this things into consideration....?

Nairaland is some many years old now and even up till date, there is no Queen or King of nairaland...what up guys? What do we do about this??

[quote author=AryEmber post=73048614]What's the story line?[/quote) THE STORY LINE IS........ NAIRALAND LOVE

Pick your part let roll..... Am going to act as the pastor....

blazesam:
What that thing you will never forget that happened to you during your primary school days?

I hated maths so much that whenever it math period,honestly some times I feel something else should just come up so I won't attend. If that math teacher should ask you a question and you fail to ans, he will surely whip ur ass,and when he discovered me in the class. I BECAME A CUSTOMER

What that thing you will never forget that happened to you during your primary school days?

BeardedMeat:
You have no mind of your own joor

Atiku is a detrabalized fulani.

Atiku is an administrator extraordinaire.

Atiku is an astute politician

Atiku is a successful businessman.

If you had a mind of your own, why couldn't you Atikulate all these before surpporting rubbish?

Atiku is loved by majority of Nigerians.

Atiku is not uncouth

Atiku is not terminally ill.

Atiku is honest.

Atiku is not a religious fanatic.
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Atiku is not Lifeless!

I wonder how some of you think, must it be them,don't you think people who have never tested power can even perform better than this repeatation human beings? If you Are saying Atiku has money and all you've mention,have you ever been in contact with someone who is from Adamawa to tell you how much unimportant the above is? That why I hate posting here, you people's reasoning sometimes is below what I do imagine of. Pls comment wisely.

The DILEMMA for BIGOTS in 2019
PMB is 76, Atiku is 72 PMB is Fulani, Atiku is Fulani PMB is a Herder, Atiku is a Herder PMB is a Muslim, Atiku is a Muslim
So my question; who is going to stop this crisis, Fulani herds men.

hahahaahaahahaha funny oooooi,I was beginning to imagine what I will use as good morning message to you all my fellow nairalanders.