₦airaland Forum

DabuIIIT:
Mallams

yea... When u wear any tight cloth in the north,they start lookin at u like a fool. So this is the best way

Honestly I love this style of dressing guys recently introduced in my school... Federal university Kashere Gombe State. You see the school management hates indecent dressing's. I guess it better this way.

That the jukun's are now fighting Tiv people staying in kente, a settlement close to wukari in taraba state.....

According to a source that called me... She said the entire place is been burnt down...

Just thinking out loud

FCT
PDP floors APC
APC-152,224
PDP- 259,997

Sorry I arrived late ,keep u guys posted from now

Kwara
APC- 308,984
PDP- 138,184

Nasarawa
APC- 289,903
PDP- 283,847


So far so good, APC is wining with a total of 1,317,976
And PDP with 1,173,437
Making APC to be wining with a vote number of 144,539

Ondo
APC- 241769

Gabriel Suswam
Orkegh Jev
Abba Moro




No shakins. Suswam and Abba Moro already is sure, remaining Orkegh Jev whom Akume is troubling... But we hope on God

How bold enough are u that just ur state elections are not prepare?









Fraud alert

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HegenIkomkeh:
Suswam doesnt have an opponent in zone A...Fact!
He is heading straight to the senate to replace that old buffalo gemade.
Congrats in advance Rt Hon Gabriel Suswam.

Dole, Allah ya e sa

garfield1:
Its a waste.pdp were projected to win here.

not always... U knw what happened to osibanjo and saraki in their home polling spot abi? Same like that in 2015.... Suswam failed his own voting point

I noticed that yesterday...I pity them. The idomas are born with PDP blood

baliyubla:
Suswam blowed the dullard away in Benue North East Senatorial zone.

Buhari only managed to get votes in Benue North West because of Akume (even there he still lost).

For Benue South (David Mark) Buhari was not even an option.

Igbobyblood:
This one heavy o

His the hardcore PDP member... No play

The former governor of Benue state and senator elect delivered his own .... So much Atikulating

gudnex22:
DISCLAIMER: Please note that these are results anounced at the polling units and not official finalised INEC results
KWANDE LGA
PU: Adikpo township ACC 1
APC 233; PDP 50

PU: Adikpo township ACC 2
APC 204; PDP 34
PU: Puusu code No: 07-11-11-001
APC 233; PDP 24
VANDEIKYA LGA
PU: Adeyongo
APC 147; PDP 42
MAKURDI LGA
PU: Tse-Ajio 1, High level
APC 131; PDP 93
PU: Tse-Ajio 1, High level
APC 143; PDP 150
PU: Tiny Tots, Kanshio
APC 159; PDP 131
PU: St. Joseph Primary School, Nyiman
APC 356; PDP 363
PU: Ankpa/Wadata 012
APC 157; PDP 113
PU: Lower Benue 001
APC 122; PDP 136
PU: Govt house
APC 125; PDP 124
PU: North Bank Ward II
APC 114; PDP 46
PU: Yagba Village
APC 204; PDP 188
PU: Tilley Gyado Gate North Bank 1
APC 193; PDP 132
PU: Lobi Quarters, Central mission ward
APC 163; PDP 130
Ankpa ward 04
APC 267; PDP 170
PU: Benue metropolitan hotel, Kwararafa 2
APC 161; PDP 81
PU: FSP Clinic, Kwararafa 2
APC 165; PDP 102
PU: Ward 05, Niger crescent, Wadata.
APC 151; PDP 24
PU: Ado Ukpe, Mbalagh council ward
APC 92; PDP 9
PU: Mbakuhe, Mbalagh council ward
APC 156; PDP 11
PU: VIO, North bank
APC 78; PDP 115
PU: Tondo Kajo, Wailomayo
APC 103; PDP 143
PU: Opp Bishop Murray Hospital, High Level
APC 71; PDP 131
PU: BSU 2nd gate
APC 178; PDP 158
GBOKO LGA
PU: Asoko, Mbatierev
APC 121; PDP 70
PU: Zomon Quarters, Yandev North
APC 126; PDP 166
PU: Anum market, Mbahyande Mbatan Mbayion
APC 101; PDP 127
PU: Abaver, Mbatyu council ward
APC 131; PDP 83
PU: Mbakpegh ward, Ipav
APC 121; PDP 61
PU: Mbatser, Bunde
APC 198 ; PDP 109
PU: Old market, Ikumbur
APC 263; PDP 99
BURUKU LGA
PU: Attah Secondary School, Adi
APC 103; PDP 155
PU: Kamalu, Kusuv.
APC 240; PDP 126
GUMA LGA
PU: Mbainyam, Nyiev council ward
APC 152; PDP 55
PU: Mbayer, Yandev council ward
APC 360; PDP 0
TARKA LGA
PU: Pipeline Polling Unit, Code No-004B
APC 247; PDP 107
PU: Mbaikyo/Mbayia
APC 388; PDP 83
OJU LGA
PU: Barracks-Ibilla
APC 140; PDP 66
PU: Iyajor
APC 217; PDP 97
KATSINA-ALA LGA
PU: LGEA Primary School Abaji Kpav
APC 90; PDP 63PU: Abaji Market
APC 190; PDP 113
KONSHISHA LGA
PU: Tse-Agberagba west
APC 176; PDP 41
GWER WEST LGA
PU: Shaapera, Ikyaghev council ward
APC 74; PDP 220
PU: Goh
APC 148; PDP 184 9
PU: Tse Ato, Mbakyuran
APC 334; PDP 223
PU: Jiwunde
APC 19; PDP 124
OTUKPO LGA
PU: Ewulo ward, upu unit 002
APC 176; PDP 159
PU: St. Anne’s polling unit Otukpo
APC 165; PDP 99
PU: Otukpo township ward 2, Igede street
APC 246; PDP 43
OGBADIBO LGA
PU: Ogwurutei, ward 2, Oko, Orokam

APC 10; PDP 23
PU: Ehaje ward 2, Udaburu
APC 48; PDP 97

PU: Odobe polling unit
APC 27; PDP 57
PU: Ugbugbu, Owukpa
APC 27; PDP 114

PU: Anumachogwu, Owukpa
APC 54; PDP 58

PU: Ekere, Owukpa
PDP 177; APC 12

PU: Eru Ekere, Owukpa
APC 12; PDP 177

PU: Adu, Owukpa
APC 45; PDP 65
USHONGO LGA
PU: Anglican School, Igbauke, Mbaanyam
PDP 194; APC 129
UKUM LGA
PU: Uvia Gbor, Iyam council ward
APC 319; PDP 102
OKPOKWU LGA
PU: Ojapo, Edumoga
APC 61; PDP 191
GWER EAST LGA
PU: Agana
APC 115; PDP 283
PU: Tseenev, Mbaikyor
APC 77; PDP 99

Source
http://www.benuenews.ng/live-results-of-presidential-elections-in-benue-state/?
utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

. So fake... Where do you think am from? Plain lie

Na so oo my dear... But is it a lie?

Akpatahan92:
Cc: channels TV lol

From the history of Nigeria as a country... Since we started practicing democracy, if Benue and kwara state vote for someone as a president , that person surely wins... Check vividly before commenting

kingkakaone:
Nairaland, a dump site for fictions.
That's how someone said Saraki lost his unit before the real result came in which Saraki won.

Imagine OP doesn't even have a source self but trying to play on the emotions of people.

MODs in this forum are not helping matters too.

I don't like doing this... And try not to doubt. One thing I know nairaland doesn't want to entertain is fake news. Why not be patient to see if am lying about Akume loosing?

There is no margin oo,see it for ursf.
(e author=omoiyalayi post=76051529]President Muhammdu Buhari of the All Progressives Congress (APC) has won at a polling unit inside the Sokoto Government House, and another at the Sultan’s palace in Sokoto metropolis.
Mr Buhari’s APC polled 190 at polling unit 008 at the government house, against PDP’s 124.
The Sokoto State Governor, Aminu Tambuwal, belongs to the PDP.
He contested but lost the party’s presidential ticket to Mr Abubakar. He has switched political support to Mr Abubakar.

The PDP also lost Sarkin Musulmi 001 and 002, polling unit at the Sultan’s palace.
At polling unit 001, where the Sultan votes, APC scored 146 against PDP’s 113.


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nwest/315548-buhari-wins-sokoto-govt-house-sultans-palace.html[/quote]

No doubt that the current senator representing zone B senatorial district has loosed his seat to Orkegh Jev ... I thank God that we didn't voted for party but individual. Suswam also wining in zone A

No doubt that the current senator representing zone B senatorial district has loosed his seat to Orkegh Jev ... I thank God that we didn't voted for party but individual. Suswam also wining in zone A

I thank God am also participating for the first time... It peaceful here...makurdi is peaceful

You see when a white lady introduces her guy, to her friends........ they will be like "wa ooooo he is so cute... friend u are lucky.



but in Nigeria? Amaka will cordially and genuinely bring her guy to her friends to introduce him to them. guess our country girls reply... " tell him we are hungry, or when is he coming to take us out"?


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chiboyjohn:
I've been calling God to give me a better job, God please answer me

He will answer u soon. Hav faith and stay fix

Hmmm ur own weak me

Crossbow:
Man existed before cell phones..

If I don't pick your call, take it that we are still in stone age, what will happen will happen.

No be small thing ooo

Ay04z:
Business men dqon't pick every calls. Expecially wen u know the caller . Borrow borrow people everywhere.

```During the burial of a young man, another young man was crying out his heart. He wept uncontrollably that many people kept wondering what is wrong with him.
The mc dropped the microphone and went and took this weeping young man to a corner, calmed him down and he started to explain.
He was with the guy that died the day he met his death. He drove off first and on getting to a particular spot, he noticed that some armed robbers were getting ready to block the road and resume operation. He managed to escape. He started calling his friend to tell him what he saw, that he should remain where he was. This friend would not pick his call. To him: “why is he calling?
He should know that I am driving right behind him”. He refused to pick the call as this guy kept calling and calling. Finally, he drove into the now ready armed robbers and they pumped countless bullets on him.
He died on the spot and armed robbers stole his car. This man was crying because he knew his friend killed himself. Many of us are just like this.
Are you the one buying the credit for him or her? Pick your call when your phone rings and know why you are being called. If the phone rings twenty times in one minute, pick in all occasions. He was saving credit for his friend because I am driving straight to where he is, he met his death.
Many people will not pick the calls of their family because they are close to the house, probably they are calling to tell u not to go into that house because there is a danger waiting right in there.
You are in an occasion and you are calling someone you are looking at because you want to pass crucial information, he ignores the call and is walking up to you instead, even when you are making sign that he should pick the call.
It is possible that this caller didn’t want you to come near him because he wanted to code something. Pick your call and say hello. PICK YOUR PHONE WHEN IT RINGS AS LONG AS YOU ARE AVAILABLE.```
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atiku Atikulate north central and he is completely going to have block votes like taraba,sokoto,gombe,Bornu and yobe. in Igbo land ,I wonder how sweet it will look and as for my state Benue....... make I no talk first

DMerciful:
Very true. You're calling your wife, she will not pick saying phone is not with her but in the room. Very annoying. You may be in distress yet cannot reach you wife on time. Women dont carry their phone within the house while outside its in their bag, you go call tire

women have questionable characters only but shall

Starpress:
Exactly. This can't be overemphasized. Pick your call even when the person is just 5feet away from you.

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very true my dear

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```During the burial of a young man, another young man was crying out his heart. He wept uncontrollably that many people kept wondering what is wrong with him.
The mc dropped the microphone and went and took this weeping young man to a corner, calmed him down and he started to explain.
He was with the guy that died the day he met his death. He drove off first and on getting to a particular spot, he noticed that some armed robbers were getting ready to block the road and resume operation. He managed to escape. He started calling his friend to tell him what he saw, that he should remain where he was. This friend would not pick his call. To him: “why is he calling?
He should know that I am driving right behind him”. He refused to pick the call as this guy kept calling and calling. Finally, he drove into the now ready armed robbers and they pumped countless bullets on him.
He died on the spot and armed robbers stole his car. This man was crying because he knew his friend killed himself. Many of us are just like this.
Are you the one buying the credit for him or her? Pick your call when your phone rings and know why you are being called. If the phone rings twenty times in one minute, pick in all occasions. He was saving credit for his friend because I am driving straight to where he is, he met his death.
Many people will not pick the calls of their family because they are close to the house, probably they are calling to tell u not to go into that house because there is a danger waiting right in there.
You are in an occasion and you are calling someone you are looking at because you want to pass crucial information, he ignores the call and is walking up to you instead, even when you are making sign that he should pick the call.
It is possible that this caller didn’t want you to come near him because he wanted to code something. Pick your call and say hello. PICK YOUR PHONE WHEN IT RINGS AS LONG AS YOU ARE AVAILABLE.```
_Pls Share to educate others. Thanks

virgoquin:
Your nyash there op

yea op nyash u back. thanks