Divsy:
stop d jokes,aint funny anymre

Dont lemme start taking it personal


I neva said it was in anyway funny earlier!!

Divsy:
blessh ehn,smh 4 u

Are u sure u are normal?


no toast me jor, i no do again!

i don marry already

Owlumeday:
u neva even see me b4 ooo

LMAOOO!!!


See this 17th century niggå

ko le ye é



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Divsy:
alakoba, na which tym me nd u sidown talk dah 1

WHEN WE FELL IN e-Love , i told u all this na!!


Buh after a short break, and the devil took possession of ur heart, u no fit remember again abi??

I go come teach u d kesson of ur life, NO BEG ME OOO !!


•••••••••••••••••
Oma baje gan oo

Owlumeday:
na u i take am resemble naaa
. Bt d last time u said twas pako biscuit

Na who u resemble?

u wey ur Ógò be like Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, my own ógò dey normal and accurate!! How u wan take resemble me?

Owlumeday:
u b star naaa

WILL U SHUT UP YA MOUTH THERE?


i don sabi say una go still talk on that matter!!! C yur head like Carton of CAPRISONNE

Dekatron:
MY goon, can i have ur number. . since u are in sch,i may need u for sme things

I no fit drop my numba here... Last time i did that Diff set of people kept on buggin' me!!



U fit add me on BBM (if u want my pin, ask in ur next quote) or better still, drop ur numba, ama call u up!!

Dekatron:
the attestation letter,is it hand written or typed?

reply ASAP please. . .

handwritten bawoo ?


typed ni jor!!

samco19:
space booker i dey hail o

NA





NETWORK!!!!!

Owlumeday:
start countibg d number of taxi wey dey pass road naa. Its fun oo

the place where i get accomodation na Inside inside one place like dat....


i neva even c OKADA talkless of now counting Cars!!

Sammydreezy:
blesh ,how many hours u wan take chop fufu?...am sure by now ur stomach must be biqqer than that of a pregnant woman.

IFFA HEAR!!

ME WEY MY STOMACH BE LIKE COW WEY DEY MAIDUGURI

****** 11 HOURS TO GO *******


Abeg i dey find reasonable person make we gada do reg togeda ( door to door reg)

i am goin to submit my ACCEPTANCE LETTER & SIGN MY ACCOMODATION FORM WITH THE DEAN!!

Wu don redi to ff me go?

Sammydreezy:
Boards (keke napep),I mean FUTA's shuttle across the thread and alights at page 224.pays #20 to the shuttle driver and picks up mic from where blesh dropped it. *Clears throat* , tests mics and starts speech.
I use this medium to welcome all freshers to the new session.
We give thanks to the almighty,all-knowing and all-sufficient God for sparing our lifes till this moment.we thank him for singling us out for admission out of the millions of candidates that wrote utme and thousands that wrote FUTA's p.utme.
Great aficionado's of this reputable citadel of learning, I welcome u all with a heart-felt joy hapiness to FUTA.
On this note, as we resume, I beseech you all to embrace non violence, Godliness and diligence and not to be involved in activities which are unfruitful and time wasting.
NB: The only way we can make our parents be proud of us for the exhorbitant fee they paid to make us be better and the best in all ramification is to excel in terms of our academic performance.
Once again I welcome u all and I pray as we enroute FUTA from our different habitations and residential abode, may God grant us journey mercies and may we all meet in joy.
Greatest gbogbo, Greatest gbagba,greatest Futarian.
Welcome to the best university of Technology in Nigeria .
*drops mic* for blesh to take over.

I DEY CHOP FUFU AND PALM OIL...

CARRY GO!!

LEMME EAT FINISH, I GO COME JOIN U

Dayzzy:
i told u, he knws almost evrytin

as explained above,
it is d process of emmiting or releasing out a substance from a partucular body at Night


tanks for d info jare, i knew u wnt fail me

raise ur hand if u stil dnt understnd

hehehehe....

LWKMD!!!!

SUPER-DEADLY SUBSTANCE!


i feel this Scholar!!!!