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Dayzzy:
oga blesh go explain
he understands almost evrytin


*dnt read beyond if u aint blesh*

pls help me xplain it to im; i neva knw d meaning. Na 1 spirit push me, I jst write am noni. Help me pls

*picks up Microphone from Dayzzy*


Ehmm ehhhmm..

NOCTURNAL - having things to do partaking to Night! Like eating at night, e.t.c ( or stealing food at night!! )


EMMISION- process of emmiting or releasing out a substance from a partucular body


NOW, MR DAYZZY ,combined the two words together,

leaving us with NOCTURNAL EMMISION!!!




I no go lie uuu, only one thing came to my mind!! hehehehe!!


*sings in Olamides voice*

OTI MU DONGOYARO

HAAA, MONKEY TAIL

BAMI GBE CLARO

I WANT TO DO SINA TODAY!!




*forgets to drop mic*.
*takes it home*


*remembers that i didnt drop the mic*...

*runs back to thread*

*DROPS MIC*

Dayzzy:
over ur dead body
me ke? I guess u neva pass thru dat place b4
*in horrifying voice*
it is a place where snakes, lions and eagles live
place of evil
pigs,livestocks & cow made it their sh*tting place
it is a place where ppl faint
it is a place of death!

See as una dey sound like MERLIN

oga Park well jare

Horluwahighdee:
lolz...broda na u sabi o. no b me u c 4 fcmb o... bro i sensed dat u luv money die o.

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL -

Bible












With all d things have done in Life u go sabi say me sef EVIL...

inorder words ,since money is d root of all EVIL, then MONEY is my ROOT!!






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na joke oo

Horluwahighdee:
chai!help me o pls lemme cover my head 1st &my eyes gan...b4 dz ur language bgin 2... work n a bad way o .i dnt even knw mayb na curse gan.

easy kid!!

i no even sabi weda i dey curse myself too gan, cus me no sabi wetn i dey type sef!!


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BUH WAIT OO, NA U I SEE FOR FCMB bank yesterday... wey u dey eye me like say u go wan Kiss me and tell me say u Love me??


if na u.... U F*CK UP OO, cus me no too dey recognise people quick quick except if na person wey owe me money!!!!

Dayzzy:
i hate dat road die...na to say i won vomit
yet i used to c ppl smooching for that place; kai!
Dirty ppl

Sharrap jor!!


if na u dey smooch d babe nw , una no go talk like ds ooo!!

Naijas are Hypocrites oo, chei!!

seguncool13:
pls guys I nid help hw do I reply posts here...I couldn't figure it out

Horluwahighdee:
kk i don hear u partially! interprete oga o?!

I no knw oo...


My papa na Yoruba buh i be Itsekiri boy to d core i no sabi d meaning of "Oga o"

saier dasyri swepoy bliba weyo !!!!! ---> Na my own Language , ITSEKIRI , be that !!

Owlumeday:
old or new hostel?

BOTH

Horluwahighdee:
my boss lngest tym o. u just neglect me.chai! oga o! he tall gan o!@bleshh,worisj...

iamphilips:
pls who is resuming on tuesday with me Payment of school fees starts by 8pm on monday via etranzact. Source: registrer.

Is this a Joke?
After i don pay for School fees and Hostel join?



abi una dey pay 2 school fees ni?
mayb 100level and 200 level together!!

Owlumeday:
ah u b big brother ooo I haill thee ooo

NEVER IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE HAIL ME AGAIN!!!!







only HAIL HOLY MARY!

Owlumeday:
guy u go don old ooo. Cos okin biscuit don enta extinction naaaa.

Ol'Boy , no b small ooo...

if u see me for road sef, u go prostrate greet me, thinking say i be one H.O.D of a Department!!!

White hair don scatter for my head like say i dey use cream wey get Elubó inside !!

Owlumeday:
guy u don turn GAYbriel nii

That ur head wey b like Ökin Biscuit!!!

No b only GAYbriel, Na alliGAYtor!!

Dekatron:
ahem. i don get home and i don sleep small. . . . . .oga bleshh,where art though?? (i knw say una don dey write songs/raps). . why ground come dry na?



enjoying my Dj khaled& M.I

GOODEST GUY EVER LIVETH!!


Na when Alaba neva pay me my money nau!! We go drop am for Sch na

worisj:
217 at last lolzzz ......@bleshh and owlumeday i sight Una o......na lack of mb and Phcn dey cause rubbish o.......2 days to go Akure loading 90%

I no get time again... So i jus free you!!! Na onto say i like u ooo

honeeeybabe:
I dnt want dick ,but guys to stop sayin all girls ar after money .It is only greedy girls dat dier sole aim of being in a rela is money .Pls take ur tim to find a girl with high mentality den u wld knw nt all girls ar dsame

NA SO HIN PAIN UNA REACH NI?


Calm down your nerves, this is a faceless forum, why judging me nau


ANYWAYS.....

*singing my Davido ft Bleshh - Aye Remix*

She no wan my money, she no wan My D1cky, she say na my love ooo.... AYEEEEEEEE

Divsy:
na only me u see abi

Will u shut up?

whoelse i go c

kristein:
*sprinkle water on him*

now that you are awake,how can you able to handle 1,000,000 punnani? u wan die for ur tender age?

WETN I WAN USE UR WATER DO?

UNA NO GET PEAK MILK FOR HOUSE?

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well as a sharp guy, i go try knack 1000 punnani's (my grandpa - SOLOMON -did it!! Am just walking in his footstep ) and then, the remaining 999,000 punnani left, i go just dey look them for pleasure or better still, turn P.I.M.P!

Maryllyn:
please has anyone summited his or her accommodation form to d student affairs and were u allocated a room immediately

honeeeybabe:
everytin money ,wen u ar always after d wrong girls ,u den claim everygirl wants money.

So u want D1ck abi??

Cheiii...

Yu r different ooo

kristein:
nna ehn! i wan give u one million likes but i find out that it can never be upto that million xcept i write it myself..

oya take am 1,000,000 likes for you!

GIMME 1,000,000 Punnani instead!!

Owlumeday:
i hope its not same procedure dis year ooo cos dey didnt tell us to download 4 cps ooo nd i wud naaa go and pat anoda 5h. Na fotocopy sure pass

AMEN

FUTA IYAFF MAD!!

anthoniaz:
Na exclamation oo. (Lord)
Your previous comment fit make persin choke wit lafta

For where, my husband know sey I be manager

I sabi werrn Lawd mean jare...

abi u think say na Cassava Flour dey my Skull ni??

Make i no vex for una oo

anthoniaz:
Lawd!

Werrn do Lawd??

Abi LAWD na d name of d guy wey u don suck hin acc dry ni

iamphilips:
oh sorry, didnt see that......emmmmmm some1 got on ma nerves last night, had to deactivate ma account. Im actually sick cos of that, was admitted today. Would be resuming on tuesday...

eeeeyah

and i feel sorry fo' u sha!!!

God dey fo' u jare!!

israelboy1:
u fit re-apply......guy, u go enjoy akindeko....no dulling moment....water dey like mad....no potter problem....no too much rules and regulations.....and also a peaceful place to relax and enjoy ur moment....like seriously...i enjoyed my moment dere.....chai.....i learnt some bad bad tins too sha...bt i still remain loyal.......
Pls....it's not like terrible bad tins ooh..... na tins like stealing kerosene from people's stove...lolzzz.....like entering anoda person's room carry hot plate.....pour water on top am so dat hin go cool...without d owner suspecting ......akindeko...lolzzzz...i am already missing d place sha

THESE ARE THE TYPE OF PEOPLE MY MUMMY USED TO WARN ME ABOUT!!!


OLÉ OLÉ !! THIEF!!!


Buh why should i steal Kerosene and HotPlate?

am a child of God nau

iamphilips:
i came here peacefully, nw u are calling me attention seeker? Ok

iamphilips:
hello guys, guess wah I am back!!! NOTE: I just came back here to observe. Thanks.

Attention Seeker !!!


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take no offence over that tho




I hope u r back to Change n Turn a new Leaf ?