FIRST TYM AM QUOTING MULTITUDES!


aaaaaw

you for walk ontop the Sun na!! :-)

philipstweets:
pis what type ov rubbish z dis na?? Just got home nw. Been walking unda d sun since 1pm. Nw dat ave signed it, im seeing that it has been changed.

E no mean oo...carry on with ur reg my sister! Am doin the same too

Highkey:
I have stamped signed and uploaded the old court affidavit so there is no going back

i wan enter the Emotional Realm wen i first dey read ur post, but as i come see ur signature below.....
i just dey laff @ my self!!! Poetic Master!!

israelboy1:
just like yesterday....it came like a dawn
now we re here with lot of resolution
thinking if it's even a solution
to the questions bothering us
few hours to go i say
still soaked in tears "cos of my unaccomplishments"
i thought i could change the world in just a year
not knowing it ought to start within
a year now gone another coming
i hope and pray won't make same mistakes
happy new year all my friends
wish you the best this new moment
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

Van Damme kor, Van Ayomide ni!! C ur head like gala

Owlumeday:
na so d guy dey do jare. E go just dey form van damme.

11 DAYS TO GO

simmieyoung:
For those of you that stamped your court affidavit elsewhere apart frm d akure high court stated on the affidavit form una don do rubbish oo ..I jst confirmed it on futa page on facebook,plus I heard court pple re going on an indefinite strike on january 2.

i feel like slappn ur mouth...


*thats d new AFFIDAVIT*

Oya , go and sleep..

For those who are not in AKcity and are scared about signing their AFFIDAVIT in their own state.... **GOOD NEWS**** FUTA has changed the AFFIDAVIT on the portal with a new one, in that new one, there is no AKURE on it anymore, u can fill in any state and any HighCourt u want to get it signed in!!! Goodluck n HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Dekatron:
see mouth. . . hero koo, broken sword ni

denying me abi?

Dekatron:
oga israelboy and baba chinks. . . is the o'level result the one that you printed out yourself or the original waec result from your secondary school? i mean,can you use the o'level result you used during post utme or YOU MUST USE THE RESULT YOUR SEC. SCH GAVE YOU?

THE SCH I DID MINE WAS IGBOTAKO COMMUNITY SEC SCHOOL,igbotako,OKITIPUPA LOCAL GOVT. AND I live AT IBADAN. . . .. . . Bleshh,ah don miss your comments die, i dey always dream about them day and night! You are my HERO!!

Aaaaaw

Owlumeday:
i dont tink d nxt thing shud be uploading documents. U wud hav to download affidavit and medical form. Cos d affidavit wud be part of d tinz to be uploaded after its been signed and stamped in a high court.

Na wa for u...

tell me u have Paid ur school fees and i would gladly sharrap for u!!!



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thats d next stage FOR YOUR INFO


buh u still have to download the medic. Form and Court Affidavit!!


if u like ,before starting wd SectionA, download the forms,

if u like , after u r through wd sectionC ,download the form.




what am jus tryna point out to u us thar after the section where u gonna upload ur Primary school and secondary sch year info is.......the section whr u would UPLOAD YOUR DOCUMENTS!!!



No Vex me oo...harmattan dey catch me and na cuz of u i dey manage type this nonsense post!!

Sammydreezy:
I Wanted to upload the documents today but wen I heard the price I juzt fled from the cafe...100 per document for scanning....its quite exhorbitant....will it be lesser@Akure and can I proceed to pay the school fee without uploading the documents?

u can neva find somtin cheap in Akure..lol



u v to upload ALL doc. before payin ya fees

Sammydreezy:
I ensured that the contents were well filled and Ive tried it in about 3 cafes.....its been wastinq my money

same here....jus click on the item on the topleft of ur screen!!

it says UPLOAD DOCUMENTS(i think) and move on!!!

philipstweets:

*singing in M.I's voice*




YOU SEF U BE HUMAN BEING OO

God punish e-liers!!

philipstweets:
Freaking pissed off atm......spent ma last 2hrs on f#cking bank line only to be told dat i cant pay ma school fees.......dat there z no place to click on freshers school fees.... Ill spend this money o!!!

baba, i advice u make u start to dey fry akara.... Invest that money into akara business and in no tym ,u would get mad profit!!!


YOU CAN DO IT, ITS IN YOU

ShirelleBaby:
oh,little wonder!


Pls update us on ur date.

after lambasting me, abi?

now u knw...

NAIJA BABES ...

ROZZAYY:

U wicked o. Chai see as u just make d guy run. Lolz

Rozzayy mi,


calm down na...

na joke...i b Like girl ni?

Elkewwty:


Behold! rantings and ramblings of an id.iot

i am thinking of writing my own Diary sef!!

If i comment more dan ds, i swear Farano go ban me till next year Ileya Festival!!!

P.S: one dude commented above dah DEAR na animal? WTF??!!!




Lemme noh talk sha...

nezykel:
I'm visiting ibadn tomorow and staying till sunday,I'm in need of a female companion who can show me around town.wanna do sight seeing.if u are interested please beep me on,08033775749. Thanks

Baby, lets hook up...


so that , that yeye mod go resign and dat BigHead go deactivate his account!!!

buh are u sure u need a tour? Or u wanna Shag a Lady?

well, as for me oo...the price is 88k per bustop we visit!!

and for the night tour, 90k per hour!!!

IB girls ain cheap u knw...bye my lovely mugu-nistic Maga-licious Friend to be!!!!

FriedPlantain:
eh ehn, so that means my landlord's daughter actually likes but I have been dulling my self since....... I must yansh that girl soon

@least Build ur own house!!!

If this thread enter FP, omo, i go drink one bag of Purewater at once , walk naked to buy another bag, drink it at once again!!!!!!




idiotic OP with more idiotic thread!
me sef b idiot for reading it...
the people above me are also idiots!
the people wey go comment below me too sef get idiotic-gene in their system!!!!


What an Idiotic World!!


*drops mic and walks out off the stage feeling like Nelson Mandela after he might have given a sensible and reasonable speech*

RedEboe:


Sorry bro but you can't desire fresh bush meat if you are unable to enter the jungle and hunt for it. However, paying for bush meat may not be such a bad idea. Thus, if you have 0% confidence with women as you say, you might as well consider paying one to be nice to you at least for the night. Yes, you heard me right, a good 'A$hawo' can help you demystify your real or perceived fear for women but PLEASE use condoms. It's either that or you turn your only friend 'a boy' into a gay partner.

No more questions from you son.

Good luck.

Ayaayaaayaaayaaaa!!!

OP iyaff mad!!

iskalamong:

lolz


u diz guy!


U welcome.
.

U welcome!
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PRAETOR

send me a whatsapp msg before u quote ...do u know its a rare priviledge u got that i am replying u back?

adewalle1:
I sight u here, dear Frnd? u b MTN everywhere I go? I see u

quoting two peoole and using "dear friend"

after-effect of jedi fifa

i hail ooooo

victorazy:


Nawa o!
Just dey curse person wey no know u!
Foolishness at its peak!
No love, how do we survive?

0k

#sympathyComment

IDGAF!

Uselsess old skool king!
wit ur flow wealth dey run away from ur life!!

Out of 57million users, am ranked 7th!!!!

gmyguy:
Show us now....so we can offer the best advice...how can we help you when we havent seen what all the fuss is about

or rather ...." show you now, so that your dic'kz can stand upright"

sexyseun:
@OP Every Girl craves for attention, infact if we dont get noticed in a day we will feel there is something wrong..
All you just want to do is for people to notice you, both in the real world or on the internet, if not, why would you come here for an advice? you have already done 99% of what we would have told you to do(Covering up dat asss) so what do you want us to tell you again?
kaiii... come and gimmie some yansh jare,,, i have been longing for that Big Black Asss ever since i was 11

this one aff mad again o!!!

I lamented about how Santa Claus Raped a teenager in RCCG! My thread got closed down and deleted!!!


now this isiewu open thread say her bumbum dey give am attention!! One wayray pedophilic yansh-loving psychic went to move it to FP!!!

haaaaaaa.... Seun, You need to Delete Nairaland and start it all over again!!!!!

oloriburuku mods!!! *ya papas*



P.s: Ban me if u like, the truth has been said!

Divsy:
wat?

Divsy:
shrugs

Owlumeday:
Guy abeg i no b bros. Bros na persn wey no fit do nd i b small boi Go to d LGA and tell them. The one they wud giv u wud be frm NPC.. They wud ask u som questions sha. Nd hold moni

whats this one saying nw

Futarians no go kee me o