passionate88:
Make we just put in something na.... E no good to jump am pass

LMFAO ROTFL**


oh i get bro

Na Charity Comment ?

Dayzzy:
I won die oo...na wed me dey kum and dis one wey blesh dey talk na die

...bettygal, abeg help me beg ur dad to call d prof to ask if we fit submit am anyday this week cos me neva prepare enof to kum 2mao ooooo

But why??

ok, come on Wed , make we test wetin Futa go do for people who wan come late.

passionate88:
Are you guys dating?.

Yu sef don fall for this Nollywood movie starring our dear sister Divsý
issokay!!!


cc :
ggrin
iceberylin
tosyne2much
farano
ishilove
lalasticala
Flawles


come and see something o

Divsy:
blessh na u dey mad,seriously d next tym u'll use foul words 4 me...

Foul kor, Turkey ni

Divsy:
blessh na u dey mad,seriously d next tym u'll use foul words 4 me...

coprakay:
hey girl! Is Tuesday also the day you are moving?

HMMMMMNNNN


I SENSE SOMETHING FISHY


carry go sir!!! Bettygirl ,no go fall coprakay's onechance oo

fijiano202:
Gay in the making

AMEN

vizkiz:
The brain on your friend's head is equivalent to that of an house-fly and people do say "birds of the same feather______________"

Owlumeday:
guy wu b ur informant sef. Hw u go talk say all reg is to done on or b4 monday wen we all knw first week is for reg nd we just resumed

HEHEHE HAHAHA LMAO


Submission of Fura Acceptance and Admission Letter should be submitted on or Before Monday!!!

Regustration still goes on till january 25

Mayb his "informant" dey high on Jedi

Dekatron:
yes o. . alas!!! i just boarded vehichle@ a whooping price of #1000 and four people on a seat. . ahh no fit buy film o. . i budgeted #800 for transp . if i buy am,una go _______. . what title of film self??


i'm already abt movin. . if can gt it@FUTA gate,i MAY buy it

Dekatron:
lol funny you . . i dy charge ni

spoke with the boss,his voice sexy die. choi!! i dy envy dat voice. . nw@ iwo road

I SWEAR I GO MURK UR ÅSS WHEN I SEE YOU THIS NIGGÅ


abeg, all na wash ooo!!


DEKATRON BABA!!!

Iwo road for IB?

when u r coming pls buy FILM wey we go watch, light dey!!

Horluwahighdee:
my brotherly & sisterly dat has landed 2 schl aw was d journey@oga bleshh,mhiz holareh and others aw was the journey? hpe it wasn't stresful... api sunday 2 u all

na yest. i land oo

Journey was fuçken slow.. Spent like 3hours or more on d road!! Thanks BTW..

YOU NKOR?? hope say u don dey come sha

holareh:
lol wetin u wan tell small me..... We are on our way to chicken republic

the REPUBLIC of CHICKEN

make i come?

holareh:
owlumeday wea una dey??

I suspect Something

holareh:
N NAW HMMM





WELCOME TO FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY AKURE

Wait @ North Gate for me

i wan tell u something

Dekatron:
nw thats wat an talking about. . .BLESHH,i need ur number nowww


this is mine: 08139078969,i dy wait o

see ur big head like the tyre of JULIUS BERGER trailer!!

i don call ds numba, its switched off na

seguncool13:

where d church dey make me sef collect fanta na

I jus check am na MALT !!

i go put am for fridge later, i HATE malt products

wu go come drink am for me?

seguncool13:

Lolz u guys ar funny
gimme ur pin or number make I add una

Bleshh:
52E61B26

na true na

seguncool13:

gimme ur pin guy

holareh:
Hmmm I b d only gurl in d car

RAPE ALERT!!!!



Una don enta ONE CHANCE!!

Accept my symapthy

seyirock:
u sure?,dsame issh tire my leg.

thats what happened last year...

hope they wont change the system

Jherry93:
is there any deadline for d submission of acceptance form? Cos I don't tink I can still fall in on sunday or monday.

how does that sound to you, sir?

Pls, yu berra dont joke with FUTA o

worisj:
@last who says I can't prove my haters wrong @owlumeday.........sips chilled bottle of coke....its about to go down page 229

from ALOMO to COKE?

hmnnn... Thank God for ur life

holareh:
na weac ishhh jawe ( statement of result n testimonial abi na certificate )

In Life we need to b Informed!!

You can use ur waec result PRINTOUT only if its within 3-YEARS!! and FUTA would accept it!!

You can also type ur testimonial urself!!!

dnt waste ur tym gurl

Dekatron:
Like play like play,count doen from 60+ days don finish. . .

First of all,i go miss that head usher wey always dey disturb me,join USHER,wey fimipa infront one 'oloju fanta,elese coke' babe on new year eve. . Wey dey always buy/give me gaari after service

i go miss that girl wey always want mk i take am PHYSICS at nite(I UGLY O,NO B FINE BOY).Her father go CASTRATE me ni if i toshh ha(na so i tk free am o),he be CHRONIC MUSLIM(NO INSULTS)


I go miss IYA SHAKÍ(a town),wey always gv me #60 bread to chop wit d NOODLES IYA ODÚN GIF ME.

I go miss my FINE LOCAL DOG(MIRANDA).She do eye service die. . Wen u pick up stone to chase goats away,him go run chase dem,wen u go him go dy look

i go miss THAT WOMAN WEY DY ALWAYS FEED ME SHOPRITE BREAD WITH BEANS AND COLD WATER. THAT WOMAN WEY GO DEY DO IYANGA WEN HER HUSBAND REACH HOME. THE WOMAN WEY GO DY LOOK U DY LAFF WEN U DO RONG. THAT WOMAN WEY LIKE WHEAT AND EJA KOTÉ DIE.THE WOMAN WEY LIGHT WELLA,ME COME DUDU. . .I'LL MISS MY MOM!!!!

THAT MAN WEY GO DY FORM VOLTRON. . WEY GO DY TELL ME STORY HOW HIM HURSTLE TO BECOME WAT HE BECAME(DAT ONE CONCERN ME??). THAT MAN WEY LIKE DOVE TV DIE(THE STATION TOOOOOOOOO BORING,AND SETANTA AFRICA). . THE MAN WEY NEVA GIVE U MONEY TO DO HAIR PASS #100. . MAN WEY WAN FOLLOW ME COME SEE MY H.O.D(THE MAN SELF. . ). THE MAN WEY BOTH HIM AND HIM WIFEY DEY USE D SAME GLASSES. .THE MAN WEY FIT BUDGET PASS OKONJO. . . I WL MISS MY DAD!!!!


That boy for church weythink i be hum mate. Wen i come back,him go fear. .

That boy wey we dy run packaging together. Him mouth sweet die. . I go miss my baddest goon : TIMATINS

I GO MISS PEOPLE CHAI!!!



Seydam,jdrake,BLESHH(I NEVA UNDASTAND D GUY,HIM B MATTER AND ANTI-MATTER OF HIMSELF),Philips and dayzzz(our rich boiz)owlumeday. . .i go meet una,and if una FIMIPA wen u all see me,i go swear for u with my IWO MAALU. Divsy,holareh and bettygirl,et al. If dem born u well, make UNA NO SET,WALAHI,KASALA GO BURST.AND FINE TOO O. .IF una like,go use all d MARY KAYS(foundation,lol).


Doyin-i for don woo u tey tey for sch,d@ tym'i dy mad,U GO HEAR AM. Peace,this time i go show u say na MR ONIGBINDE BORN ME. Simbi-No worry,my parol for UTME GO RESUME,FASTER. . . Ronke,God bless ur soul. .


(all na joke,bt real names)


Happy resumption!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^

EVERY NL FUTA FRESHER SHOULD BE DOING THIS

thats how we roll

Well, u fit come hang out with me wen u don reach Akure, na only me dey ds apartment and its so boring

Dekatron:
make i go thief smart phone? lemme break it down- me phone got spoilt,gave it out. . . .i dnt have,and d symbian my bro dash me(uses BB and TECNO G9),one petty thief came and stole it from the window-my room and my parents rooms were affected. stile my dad's phone him dy charge for him room o,and used stick to carry MOM's bag. took the monies and dropped it nearby. my batteries that are bad, he dropped them around. na one asha 311 i dy use.. . inshort, i no dy BBM. .

MY NUMBER:09038586282

gonna drop the reachable one-nt mine( i too dy borroe,na my great grand pa i resemble) lol

Hahaha...

i'll call u, all ba whyning!!!

na iPhone 6+ u go dey use like ds nau

Dekatron:
oga bleshh,u fall my hand o. . . @ Op, if it were to be.me.o, i go just laff wicked laff come tell am say: MY SISTER,let me pray about it. . join me in 3 days dry fast,i'll reply wat God.says then. / / immediately,my goons go.hear. . . . REMAINING NA ACTION FILM,eh ni woo tan(u wnt finish am). i case my rest

NA DEVIL CAUSE AM!!!