whatdafuvk:
shut da fuvk...dat implies u are a small boy still depending on ur fada's car...i wld take u crious wen u stp taking credit 4 ur fada's wealth...u were proud 2 sai u attended st gregory...like u sent ursef dere..am sure its ur dad dat's paying ur futa fees...shut up next time big boys are talking....ok??

*ROTFL*



















U might b wrong u know....

it might be his Dad depending on Him!!!!!!




buh this sh*t just made me laff!!!!!



WTF!!!!!!?






Mayb the Toyota geh flat tyre!

Jdrake:
Guys please am in a state of delinma oooh....my ma'am sed she's gonna giv me wat I nid in terms of doodstuff on saturday,which means I wil cum 2 skul only on sunday..nd nw I hv nt completed my reg of which d actual prob is signin my affidavit nd courts are nw on strike,please am rilli a confused dude nw..ur advices are urgently needed ooh plsSsss

state of Dilemma ,u mean?

and u mentioned "Your Ma'am"

Am sure u know wah a "Ma'am" is?
A Ma'am cannot be ur Mother, so am guessing u are living with another woman (not soo old i guess) who aint your mum



no mind me jare

SIGN UR AFFIDAVIT WHEN U RESUME NEXTWEEK-- thats d official time when registration begins!!

u can sign d affidavit in FUTA for 300box!!!

Dekatron:
no bad blood bro . . . Make we serious small . . . Care 4 some lil math competition? (nt so advanced,bt still advanced integral calculus)

Hope say money dey involved sha

philipstweets:
ok nw, im nt boasting o. I have officially covered political rally for mimiko 4 times. Through the help of my boss. He is one of the offical photographers of ondo state government. So when it comes to being mouthed, i got direct contact to 2special advicers and the office of ondo state governor (media). They knw me personally...wat would i be doing in futa if i didnt have connections Incase u dont knw, i would be the pro photographer dat would represent ma boss here in akure to cover some selected government programs.......so lets nt even go to the connections or being mouthed part....do u actully fink i bought ma iphone wif ma money?? LOL. Awoooof!

*yawns*

u know Mimiko's "errand boy" ...


i know Fayose's Last Born ...




^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



Oya talk another one!!

Dekatron:
just like israelboy would say: infact,i give up. . . . YOU SAYING THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE TRUTH THAT I WAS SAYING IT FOR FUN. . GUESS I HAVE TO SHOW MY SERIOUS SIDE. THESE PLAYA PUT ME IN TROUBLE WITH MUM,MY BROTHER JOHN,MY FIRST AND LAST GF. . .IF U THINK I MEANT IT,sorry. . . AND CAN U ALL OVERLOOK MY PREV POSTS?
BLESH,serzly,i wz likin u,laugh to ur post sometyms,even@nite neva expected this poo and all. . ANYWAYS,1 LOVE BRO( am nt shyin away ) . i jst dnt like uneccesary attention . .YOU AINT AN INTERNET POLICE. boss,watch it

ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR



wu z lookn for "unnecessary attention"? Definitely not Me

still goh love fo' a nigga bro :*

****CASE CLOSED*******

Dekatron:
THERE ARE SOMETHINGS YOU SEE AND LOOK OVER. C'mon boss,as old as u are,u can't diff btw sarcasm and tru talk. .mehn,u musr b boring o. kai

Sarcasm?

thats wah u meant in ur prev.post?

just noticed somfn here:
Guys here try to Form Sh*t,when they get beaten up to their size, instead of soliciting for Help on their matta, they quickly try to redeem their already Broken and Shattered Image under the pretence of " IT WAS JUST A JOKE"!!


+ How exactly would u know if am boring or not? Dude, u are typing behind ur phone..i am Anonymous to you. How can u possibly know if a guy is boring over 'Simply Reading My Post' ?

You baby-ish level of Reasoning and Ignorance is Completely Overwhelming!!!



***you just got served****

Dekatron:
ISRAEL BOY. . A MA RI YIN BA O. ADVERT: 4 dos wey want babe for F.U.T.A, i fit help u,bt ontop any pay by d babe,dividend go dy(clothe,FOOD,MONEY)________________ 0ga is®aelboy, shey we fit access WI-FI?? i go nid WI-FI BAJE

Help guys with babe keh

U think say na still your OLODO COMMUNITY CENTRAL GRAMMAR SCHOOL you dey go wey guys for there Mumu pass Muyiwa for my area?

Baba open ur eyes and wisen up!!

Real Men dont do this sh*t...Face ur book and chase 5.0!
Girl matta na small thing (make nobody hold me responsible for this statement oo )



anyways, i no say una no go adhere and flow in the same spirits with my given thesis above..!! Ride on jor!!

Knack all d Punna u see for FUTA jare !! BOSS!!

alkines:
hw can u count it wen it wasn't sure dat u were goin to c end of dat day buh CONGRAT u made past it hw can u count it wen it wasn't sure dat u were goin to c end of dat day buh CONGRAT u made past it

Dekatron:
oga,u sure sy una no b newscaster for futa radio? ordinary thing u don deliver advice 101(kiiddin) /. . that 1b gyration 4 ur eyes. i said this first yr,i go eat first timer food. . if i wan gyrate,y did i tell dad i wl live in d skul hostel? y didn't i live off,lie t home to cllect money? buy myself packet of golden circle afta all,i hav like 4-5 babes at F.U.T.A without livin home(1, she was d head girl at school den. babe 2, babe 1's friend. babe 3,met ha durin p-utme(if i no klet atlist a grl's no,my go yarb me die nd mk dad disown me lol)babe 4,was my crush,attended d same jamb coachin,babe 5,gav me go ahead to crash at ha place anitym,met her@2go rum) na God. .i can rid 4 lng. . FYI,i was the ASSISTANT HEAD BOY/BEST CHEMISTRY&BIOLOGY STUDENT. 2nd best physics and economics student. . . ISRAEL BOY. .U FUNNY SHA

philipstweets:
do i need peg for hanging ma cloths when i wash them Do they steal cloths when u wash them?? Can i costomize ma cloths to avoid theft

big boy

israelboy1:


u never enter skul...u don dey sell market, if u con enter ko I pray u no go sell school and VC join...chaiii.....infact, i give up on ur matter

FUTA BRANDED iPHONE6 is also available

Dekatron:
haba,bt u can lie o.u wey b say the smallest ride ur father dy push na TOYOTA VENZA?

Dekatron:
AHEM. . . . ISRAELBOY,hope fellowship dey yafunyafun for F.U.T.A?? cos as a sharp ibadan boy(nt indigene o), i gats gyrate o. . FOR THIS FIRST YEAR,I WL NOT GO TO A FELLOWSHIP TWICE,i gas EAT FIRST TIMER FOOD /MENU MENU EVERY SUNDAY. .ANY BODY IN WITH ME?


Tag:Jdrake,bleshh&philips (our rich boiz,lol.) seyirock, et al.

Shey the one wey dem dey put for inside mouth and Sh*t out for yansh?



and na who tell u say i b Rich Kid?
if u c d car wey my papa dey push, omo, u go wave am down, thinking say na "KabuKabu"

Gboskee:
bro, its so pathetic for you,,because no "likes"

emusmith:
Picks mic... Thank you.

I've come to understand that ladies are special, as such should be treated with honour and dignity.
They can never be as strong and fast as we are so we have to overlook their shortcomings and focus more on their strength- Their Emotion.

How do i help a lady bring out the best in her and not by cause her to mourn, feel pain or regret ever knowing me? This is my pursuit.


In this thread, I highlighted Seven Unfair Situations Guys Get Ladies Into...



1. You get her to trust you and later cheat on her with her bestie.
You then call yourself, RoboCop or a Bad guy. She may still forgive you because her nature allows it but know this: One day, she can fall your hand or in some cases kill...


2. You tell your friends about your escapade with her just because she left you to get married to one who was ready. Do you know what? Everyone has a past and that is her past...you're holding on to. Get a life and move forward, bro!

3. She discards all her other suitors because of your promise of marriage only for you to call it off. Chai, you're wicked and if she speak words, e fit affect you!

4. You knew she was an "introvert" before you toasted her. Now you have her as your girl friend, you have the effrontery to be complaining here on Nairaland that " My girl friend is too quiet"- When you saw her was she talking?


5. Both of you agreed "No Sexx", three months after, because you spent a little on her na, You are changing to " Just One time, Please". Na wa for you o... Are you a learner?


6. You saw she had a big nose and bulgy eyes. You told her you loved her like that and the nose and the eyes were sexy. Now you're asking her, Aren't they too big? If you ask her, who she go go ask?


7. You tease her till she fell in love with you. You know she loves but you make her look like a fool around you. You won't even stylishly insinuate "Red light" to her to keep her at arms length but you keep flashing "Green Light". Guy, what do you want from her? You wan destroy her life ni? You send her texts only a guy could send to his girl, yet you say we are just friends. I laff!
She sees you every evening with other smaller girls not her age and you even greet her...You call yourself a Player? Time nor dey only pass girls, e dey pass guys too.


Guys, let's turn a leaf this year. Women are highly emotional and we should not take them for a ride. Let's honour and respect the ones we call our Love.

Drops mic ..

YOU FOR CARRY AM GO YOUR HOUSE NA

Bleshh:
All these Bleshh Wanna-be's you had better change for good!!

this is a new year!!

anything u start ur year with (curses, insults, or blessings), u would surely live your life all through the year with that!!!


-----Its not a Curse, its just the normal way of Life!

its NATURAL!!!

so TREAD WISELY!!! so as not to find urself in a catastrophic abode in the latter days of your life..

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S/o to errybody who holla'd @ me on previous pages.



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6 DAYS TO GO

philipstweets:
guy....we are nt fighting o.....im a cool guy,just wanted to heat up the treand a lil bit...u can quote me o, but carefully.

Jdrake:
noooo,I b confirm redeemer oooh thoo was once a catholic nd an mass servant...winks

philipstweets:
english is a bastard

philipstweets:
a#shole, dats a typographical error

WELCOME TO PAGE 201


worisj




6 DAYS TO GO

philipstweets:
english is a bastard

philipstweets:
guy....we are nt fighting o.....im a cool guy,just wanted to heat up the treand a lil bit...u can quote me o, but carefully.

ENGLISH IS REALLY A BASTARD

Jdrake:
Ahhaahah.lwkmd,lmao.chaiiii,cnt stop laughin...c some dudes dey claim ajebo,dey form james bond,if u knw say una rich,watin u cum find 4 futa,ur papa 4 just carry u go caritas uni na,abi even fly u out make u go cambridge uni na.rubish..I just dey pity al d fake niggas wey dey form.na God go catch una wen we resume....me wey na management we dey,we just dey pray make God elevate us niyen,abi no b so my fellow ajekpakos,lol......

Stepsse:
respect to my bosses in the hauz....i hail u all....i be small boy wey carry rap music for head like gele....hope am welcomed here....i rep QSV............sTc



Tag:
Blessh
Worisj
Ucee
Israelboy
Philipsweet
Owlumeday and so on

GELE KEH?

philipstweets:
im proud to say i attended st.gregory's college ikoyi lagos. 2014 set

philipstweets:
b*tch, dats why u'll always fail english, i didnt mention jamb score...i said post-utme. N i said dont quote me if u dont have up to 76. I didnt say i got 76. Why cant sum nigerians break down simple english.

worisj:
If Gp na credit I sure say your own no go fit flash!!

worisj:
Actually he said 76 what's up na......wetin me wey get 84 go do now?