israelboy1:
if na ruler....hin go better.......
Omo, na with matches sticks ooooh....una go count d number of sticks from one junction to anoda....i no sabi lie ooh....i serious gaan.....if i like make sky dey up nd make sand dey down.....i serious

haaa...no talk am oo...abeg no curse na.
.

haba, hw u go want make sand dey ground and sky dey up?

omo, na end tym things oo

israelboy1:


una go measure every land for skul join self

with ruler ?

His Bumbum

am a guy tho

iskalamong:

pls stop derailing.
.
Thanks!
PRAETOR

Buh i want to go to Oyinbo Country nau.... Let him continue

israelboy1:


since you are already been admitted....they would have checked everything checkable ...so no problem
what i will advice you on is this.....develop interest in the field you are been redirected to....well, urp too fine sha...but una go draw the whole building for school

Draw the Whole Buildinv for School? Am still trying to figure out what u mean!

come again

Divsy:
if d age in ma birth cert,is nt dsame wit d 1 put down in waec nd jamb nko,any p bou dat durin reg??

u v to see me in myoffice first thing tomorrow morning to rectify that error!!

I feel like saying somethn sensible....


buh lemme wait till 2015.

Make my thumb and Index finger bend backwards n break if i click that link!

farano? Flawles? E.t.c nkor??




OP has started again...yaff start to smoke dry pawpaw leaves again!!!

ok nau....

Kyl4God:
Pls, has anyone among the coc students been able to start their online registration? Thanks in anticipation of ur answer

Iono wah z wrong wd Futa fresherz.... Reg starts Jan12!! Y d rush??



all ds giragira wey u dey do....

i give u 2months, u go dey beg God make Futa give u small break to rest!!


***runs out of thread and plucks oranges from the tree @ the backyard***

see u Jan 11

Ibadannimowa:


Lazy azz nigga. Sharap

hahahaha...

Medunah:

Oh well!!! Who is this second class citizen from yaba left?? Wats with the name calling?? I made my comment with no pun intended, you quoted me to say rubbish and now am meant to take it as joke?? Stop displaying ur stupidity nd get a life abeg ￲

Loser. I look @ ur picture n see erry elements of failure embossed on ur face... U dont have to vent down ur anger on me here on social media cus u recently found out that u are worthless...i didnt make that happen to u!

and stop tellin me to get a life...u seriously wont tell me that sh*t if u know who i am! The person wu shud get a life z u!


p.s:- Suicide shouldnt b an option for u, dont do that dear. There are alotta things a useless person can still do ti keep body n soul. Bye

N STOP QUOTING ME... I dont wanna receive useless mentions from ppl, it kills my mood n ruins my day

Medunah:

Humour me, pls??

i tried my best...joke was 1GB, ur brain has a free capacity of 120KB..

how is it nw my fault dat u cant get a simple "joke"

ode

LaurelP:


Will u shut up dat dustbin u call mouth dia
Anu mpama!
Na ppl like u Yoruba dey call "Gbeborun"

Anu mpama? U drink brown-watery shit inplace of Ogí dis morning abi?


issokay!!

continue ur search....she dey Yabaleft dey sing "baby, am missn u ...hurry hurry oo"

Medunah:
Wetin, if i don lose am, i don lose am be dat, y would i go thru all these stress again cos i wanna look righteous 4 some guy, if you need virgin, abeg go sambisa forest

makin a joke outta d Chibok girls abi? No worry, come 2029, i for don turn terrorist...na me go cum kidnap ya own daughter.


*** BASTARD KARMA***

Ur english is disastrous---i could only read a paragraph

@topic, if any lady does this stuff in naija, our GUYS go code.

QUOTE ME ANYTIME!!!!

Partner? As in business partner shey?

amadioha go strike ur willie wit weak charging naw






MANY ARE MAD.........

chimkaire:
I see...think I came-by one

am just tryna walk in ur old mans shoes....

*shakes hands* nice meerin yhu

deleib:
I hope this is nt a scam frm GNLD because i will nt take it lightly with u if it turns positive.

100% real.. I got 3jobs notifs buh m already hooked up.

chimkaire:
What exactly do you mean

am sorry i posted dat.....

i forgot some ppl v minùte brains!

Francon:
We want it to be shared. Stop being self centered.

stop whyning and simply Marry Me! I can assure u, u wont b fed up of balling hard!!

yorke1:


You again? Quote me next time and see thunder strike you!

is Sango ur daddy?

Francon:
He has joined d queue of noise makers.... u mustn't win oga 9ice. Haba

R U HIGH? DO U THINK BEFORE U POST @ ALL? Y shouldnt he win?


the man that pays for my BIS!!
the man that bought me a MAC lappy!!
the man that bought me a set of Air Jordans!!
----------------IMAGINE IF HE NOW WINS ----> Maybe na Estate and New RangeRover he go buy for me!!!


take ur tym ooo

9ICE, bigbro , ur head dey dere jor!!!! U MUST WIN, IN JESUS NAME!

Feranmicharles:
hope u dat u can't tell me that if we meet

"IF"

buh u definetely gonna c me on tv sha

u might even b really followin me on twirra n IG and wont even know its me.....

*i go PM u my real name*
U GO FEAR!!!





#NoJokes

I prefer make The Gateman wey rape our neighbour daughter pray for me!!!!!


tonto dikeh?? Ehnnn NEVER!

Feranmicharles:
Make I sha kuku buy dis land

MANY ARE MAD......

@op


i am holding BULLs-HORN with a RED CLOTH tied around it....

do u know, IF I CURSE U, IT WOULD MEET U??

yoged:
no the one on the Northern american map.

aaaaaahh..


so, there is even North-America... Is that one inside the Nigerian Map? Am really curious!!

*thank God for Nairaland*
really educating!! *thumbs up*

Ebe9ice:
That's my dept o

i hope there are gun-hiring services in Sku sha....cus when i c u, i go like shoot ur leg!!

Liar of a child so na even Marine he dey sef