Sijo01:
This babe use to be dark skinned.

She is still... Open ya eyes

I pray so... The movie The Revnant

anonimi:
The man who was SQUATTING in Gbenga Daniel's office and home in 1998 now practically owns Lagos state plus.
How did we allow ourselves to be SCAMMED so easily

Mrpauloo:
Racism

Is dis for real....I mean d data stuff

Her legs are not fine

175:
Badt Guy!!!


Girl: baby please I want to fix my
hair for xmas I want you to give me some
money to do that. (The guy
reach his
pocket, takes out N10,000 gives
it to her and say)
Boy: baby take this N10,000 I know it's small, but
please
manage it.
(The girls collects the money,
counts it and it's N10,000 just
as the boy said. She took
N1,500, returned N8,500 to the boy and said)
Girl: baby N1,500 will be ok for
me. So take the N8500 balance
and use it for something good,
you don't have to start
spending too much on me now. When we
get married, you can think of
doing that....
Does this kind of girls exist

Yes

Viktor1983:
These ones are small....
I didn't see epilepsy.

Abi ooo I was expecting dat one

ebyjoyken:
He is not a bad person. But i dont wish to marry him in my next life.

Why?

khattab02:
if this your score line goes through, I will ban myself for One month!

Now u fit ban urself for three weeks at least

KINGTELLER:
Seun

My greetings to you. It's with great pleasure I minute this important observation to you. I commend your good effort in making the world a global village, since that is what we in IT are born to do.

Nairaland is a great forum and we all are trying to build it to compete with top notch media, but I've notice the abuse of power/priviledges exhibited by some of your moderators. We africans are known to act irrational when conferred with power. Your mod acts as mini gods not knowing that a single tree doesnt make a forest. Banning people simply because they air a view (I dont mean those that incite hate speeches or use vogal languages ) and now twist the Nairaland rule to suit their action. I believe ban should suffix after a caution and not just hacking into a user account without users knowledge (fine you can delete the users quote or comment with warning, not outrightly ban). Baning people without warning connotes users privacy are not secured. It simply means your mod can give his password to God knows who and the person mindles with nairaland users privacy.

There are hackers out there who will want to spoil the reputation of this forum with the way your mod are running the show. I was almost tempted to hack one of your mod account not until I discover he is someone I know.

Please, caution your mods, we all are benefitting from this forum. If a mod mis-act and a complaint is made to you, kindly reply even though its a mono syllabic response.

Long Live Nigeria
Long Live Nairaland
Long Live the founder and members of this forum

KT

N.B Dont mind my grammatical blunder, I will review it later

Afi vogal languages na

Pictures

Don't be fooled. The i there simply means "interactive"

Chelsea 0: 1Man City

Brilliance9000:


Keep fooling yourself untl she slap that yoruba divisive demon in you. Also tell Anna Ebiere she not Igbo too. Both women are from Igbo part of Rivers and Bayelsa respectively...and speak Igbo.

Maybe Rivers speak Igbo i.e Ikwere but Bayelsa don't besides dey dnt agree dey r Igbos dey r south south( Niger delta)

So this means there is hope for Genevieve and Rita Dominic

OK oh

mfaith:
Please this is for interest of those who really needs a job, I already have published the thread click on the link http://www.kleeqers.com/forum/job-vacancies/135-vacancies-in-a-new-3-star-hotel .I will keep updating for the course of interview and directions. Successful applicant resumes immediately. Salary; Very Attractive

Can't access d site

Na wa ooooo

Strongbest:
Like I have said earlier, will like us to play with as many recipes as possible. I will also try to give us the health benefits of each of the recipes, so you know how good and healthy a natural juice can be.

Recipe 1:

Orange...........1 piece

Carrot..............2 pieces

pawpaw.............[papaya] should be times two the size of the orange used

Direction:

*Peel the pawpaw and remove the seeds
*scrape the back of the carrots
*squeeze the orange to get the juice out of it

Procedure:

a.Drop the peeled pawpaw into the blender

b. Drop the carrot into the blender and set the blender rolling.
Continue to blend till everything blends well together.

c.Now, pour the extracted juice from the orange into the mixture and set the blender rolling again for like a minute or two.

At this point, you have a thick juice ready to be served chilled.

You may add a little water to it if you want it more watery................you will only get to see the beauty and sweetness of this juice if you try the recipe your self.

We'll continue to work with fruits that are I know are within our reach to avoid excuses.
we'll continue tomorrow probably to a more advanced recipes. yawns....



Thanks.

How do we do it without blender?

TCF1980:
@Doobabe and Oga Strongbest. Where can I get stick blender, measuring plastic containers and cutters for soap production? Also, is there any company you know that can customise carton for me to my own size specifications?

Doobabe, sent you a mail yesterday and awaiting your reply.

U really spoke my mind, please answer d question Uncle Best n Madam Doobabe, d moulder is really wot I nid n d nylon for packaging

Doobabe:
Just removed this shea/lavender/lemon luxury bath sprinkled with spearmint from the mold.
Waiting for it2 toair more before giving it final touch ups

With God you n I can make a better tomorrow.
Who says it must be a paid job.
Start from where you are n watch God help you.
Thanks Mr Strongbest once again for helping pple in this forum

Please where did u get lavender n lemon?

Strongbest:




Ma'am, but there are a lot of chemical stores there, just move to the next store and ask for it. i'm sure if you check 3 or more stores you'll get it. please don't limit your self to a particular store if not, you will not get the best even in term of price and varieties.


thanks.

Thank you sir,it seemed they did not know d type they wanted to confuse me dey said d fragrance for liquid soap is d same as bar soap which I don't believe

Have sent my details

Is the housekeeper an hotel job?

pattybf:



u only learn dis line of Biz by practice. and its a gradual process, but d good tin is dat u will be making money along d line.

u can whatsapp me for further discussion. it will be easier if u r Lagos!

Ok what is ur WhatsApp number?

Strongbest:



Great job ma'am. I'm so impressed with your effort........ bravo Ma. Seriously, this is what I want to be seeing, not just pilling up formulas or buying my ebooks for buying sake.



Thanks.

Oga good day... I could not get the fragrance for d bar soap in d market (ojota) what can I do?

pattybf:
its nice u r thinking ahead but u ve to remember d kids will soon come by his grace and she will need lots of time to attend to them.

so, u must think of what she can do and still ve time to attend to other things. being a wife n mother, I must tell u it has not been easy being steady in one biz. I have tried my things, in d process neglected d kids when I had no choice.

but thank God, finally I believe I ve found what suit me. it gives me freedom to work while d kids r at school, I even close for d b4 they get home. my weekends r solely dedicated to them, and what's more? the money is coming in.

I am talking abt car registration. many nairalanders r looking for biz while d market for this biz is very large. imagine the number of cars that come into d country daily, which needs to be registered, their papers renewed yearly, drivers of this vehicles get driver license etc.

even though I am still looking for other ways of promoting and branding myself in dis line of biz for maximum success, I must say I am very comfortable at d height I ve reached.

as a lady, I assure u she will do well if she put her mind to it.

How can one go into it?

Strongbest:



Heyllo ma'am, everything is about creativity. You just have to figure out what works for you..... The passion must also be there. There are a lot of people here who are doing great, when you see their products you wont believe it all started from here. It's all about what you really want to do ma.



Thanks.

Ok sir, I sent a mail to you and where can one get P.K.O infact so many questions I want to ask you but let me not bother you. I just made my liquid soap and it came out fine.

owosweet:
Ds are some of my work sir, our oga @ d top.

Pls did u get a Nafdac number?

fruzzy:
if you want to earn a living all by yourself without working for someone,at your own pace and convinence,then send me an email through my signature and get info sent to you

taricole41@gmail. com