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Politics › Re: Buhari’s Address At Inauguration Of National Economic Council by blessedvisky(m): 3:23pm On Jun 29, 2015
Am just here for FP. that's all. thank you smiley
Crime › Re: Policeman Kills Nursing Mothers At Edo Funeral by blessedvisky(m): 2:54pm On Jun 29, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]^^^^^ don't be deceived. This is a computer program that comments first on every thread, especially ones that make front page.
This particular program is a bit complex because it copies human behavior.

But no worries, the program will soon be dealt with and erased from this forum.

Another computer program similar to this is

»». www.nairaland.com/kabiru
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shocked shocked

Phones › Re: See Glo Oo!! by blessedvisky(m): 2:24pm On Jun 29, 2015
which data plan did you do undecided
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 4:03am On Jun 28, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer. Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm? A: Build a sty-scraper! Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? A: An udder failure. Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers! Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: They are always stuffed! Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court! Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: Why did the snake cross the road? A: To get to the other ssssssside! Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools. Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A: A milk dud! Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed? A: When he's a dandelion (dandy lion) Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: Pleased to eat you. Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? A: He felt funny! Q: What fish only swims at night? A: A starfish! Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh? A: Because it has its own scales! Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll! Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show everyone he wasn't chicken! Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown? A: Because he tasted funny! Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken! Q: What animals are on legal documents? A: Seals! Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A: A pie-thon! Q: What is 'out of bounds'? A: An exhausted kangaroo! Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip? A: Bison! Q: Why didn't the boy believe the tiger? A: He thought it was a lion! Q: How do bees get to school? A: By school buzz! Q: What do you call a bear with no ears? A: B! Q: What animal has more lives than a cat? A: Frogs, they croak every night!
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 4:00am On Jun 28, 2015
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by blessedvisky(m): 3:55am On Jun 28, 2015
When i started my campaign,my slogan is "beauty speaks now beauty speaking cheesy
Crime › Re: Ikorodu Robbery: Police Offers Five Million Naira Reward For Information by blessedvisky(m): 11:49am On Jun 26, 2015
ok, but if you ask me, Na who I go askhuh embarassed https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused005.gif
Crime › Re: Ikorodu Robbery: Police Offers Five Million Naira Reward For Information by blessedvisky(m): 11:45am On Jun 26, 2015
ok
Romance › Re: All Because Of Nairaland He Said I Won't Marry His Daughter. by blessedvisky(m): 11:31am On Jun 26, 2015
Ishilove:
Somebody hold me before I faint, but I think I'm in love with sexkillz...
Dude, you be correct FBI grin
Food › Re: See What I Saw In A Pepsi Drink This Morning(photos) by blessedvisky(m): 10:34am On Jun 26, 2015
Education › Re: Okay Guys,Let FLIRT A Little With MATHEMATICS by blessedvisky(m): 9:24am On Jun 26, 2015
Tolzeal:
Just press ;


I <3 u to your facebook. You can get the drill with that.
hmmm. did it.
Food › Re: See What I Saw In A Pepsi Drink This Morning(photos) by blessedvisky(m): 9:21am On Jun 26, 2015
Feranmicharles:
Nawa o,see sumtinshocked
Make I drink this own pepsi jaregrin Who go join megrin

https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink014.gif
how did you get those Smiley's? they ain't the conventional NL smileys
Romance › Re: Crucial Signs Your Best Friend Is Jealous Of You by blessedvisky(m): 4:41am On Jun 26, 2015
noted
Phones › Re: Rate This Glo 3G Speed (photo) by blessedvisky(m): 4:16am On Jun 26, 2015
seunfly:
The guy is saying the truth, in my area in Abuja Kubwa to be precise, Glo is the king followed by etisalat while Mtn and airtel are shit. However in my office environment jahi/katampe/kado distric, Etisalat is the king because their technical headquter is located there while Glo is a big shit.

So basically it depends on your location.
person wey dey sambisa nko?undecided
Education › Re: Okay Guys,Let FLIRT A Little With MATHEMATICS by blessedvisky(m): 4:06am On Jun 26, 2015
I don't get it undecided. E don tey wey I do maths last angry
Gaming › Re: Easy Puzzle, Test Your Intelligence by blessedvisky(m): 3:47am On Jun 24, 2015
Yongi99:
A young man walks through the forest. He comes to a bridge. In front of the bridge is a large man carrying an axe. The man says, "If you want to cross this bridge, you must tell me a statement. If I think the statement is true, you will be strangled to death. If I say the statement is false, your head will be chopped off." A few minutes later, the young man walked over the bridge, while the larger man stood pondering. What was the statement the young man had given?
He said 'Buhari doesn't have a certificate' undecided
Politics › Re: Nigerian Woman Who Became A Doctor At 21 Joins Forbes List: Picture by blessedvisky(m): 3:19am On Jun 23, 2015
Keneking:
Igbo kwenu yah cheesy
Emilokoiyawon:
Alain Nteff, developer of the Gifted Mom app and recent winner of the Queen's Young Leaders Award heads the list alongside serial entrepreneur Ludwick Marishane and air ambulance pioneer Olamide Orekunrin all make an appearance in the roundup.
Speaking on how young minds are transforming the continent, Nigeria-based Orekunrin, 29, says: "Africa desperately needs more entrepreneurs.
"I think it's important that Forbes has decided to bring its global brand to the continent and that it's showcasing African entrepreneurship."
Olamide Orekunrin qualified to be a doctor in the UK at the age of 21. And she is now the founder of Flying Doctors Nigeria Ltd.
Bros, you sure say you read this thing before commenting?! undecided
Phones › Re: Original Smartphone Mpie M7 Plus Mtk6752 Octa Core 5.5 Inch 1080p 4gbram 16gb by blessedvisky(m): 5:10pm On Jun 22, 2015
wolfenstein:
show us the front and back haba
no mind am
Education › Re: double edge by blessedvisky(m): 5:57am On Jun 22, 2015
op finally modified! cheesy. Guess the shame was too much bear grin
Romance › Re: Help My Sister Husband Want's To Be Having Sex With Me by blessedvisky(m): 11:17pm On Jun 19, 2015
orogodoganyin:
u got a good phone. record him come in2 ur room to do wotevr. keep d phone nd d video, thn nxt tym he cums, give him a dirty slap. wait till he tells lies against u to his wife, thn show her d video nd leave.
that'd b my advice assuming u really hate what he's doing.

on second thought, i think u shud tell ur sister nd organize a party. she'd hate it more if u did it behind her. cheesy
chai autocorrect changed 3sum to 'party'. smh
Education › Re: double edge by blessedvisky(m):
Charlesdonald:
I saw this somewhere and decided to share it with my fellow nairalanders........what on earth is this manufacturer thinking ........when spelling out this....
OP, you Dan shoot your self for leg oo grin. Na you no know anything grin smiley

Just hope Seun or lalasticlala or ishilove move it to Front page so you'll learn a hard lesson tongue

Romance › Re: Help My Sister Husband Want's To Be Having Sex With Me by blessedvisky(m): 8:29pm On Jun 19, 2015
one of your eyes is bigger than the other one. did you get in a fight before taking that pix @ dp @ sexybisolarh
Politics › Re: Buhari Didn't Order Sale Of Any Presidential Jet - Garba Shehu by blessedvisky(m): 8:23pm On Jun 19, 2015
omo Na one chance be this oo. buhari bet Y naw embarassed
Phones › Re: Airtel Launches Smarttalk: Arguably the cheapest by blessedvisky(m): 5:39pm On Jun 19, 2015
Tonycart:
with just 3k you can get unlimited internet plan and browse as you like.
pls how. help a dude out
Phones › Re: Rate This Glo 3G Speed (photo) by blessedvisky(m): 5:17pm On Jun 19, 2015
dridowu:
He does not need to be a glo staff before telling the truth. Everything all depend on your location, as at now i will pick glo over any other network in my area (Obadina in Lagos Island).
Despite airtel sluggishness, i know a particular town in Osun, where airtel is the king of data network.
hmmm, ok.
Phones › Re: Rate This Glo 3G Speed (photo) by blessedvisky(m): 5:16pm On Jun 19, 2015
dridowu:
He does not need to be a glo staff before telling the truth. Everything all depend on your location, as at now i will pick glo over any other network in my area (Obadina in Lagos Island).
Despite airtel sluggishness, i know a particular town in Osun, where airtel is the king of data network.
hmmm, ok
Phones › Re: Rate This Glo 3G Speed (photo) by blessedvisky(m): 3:09pm On Jun 19, 2015
great664:
Glo expected me to wait 33530+ years to download just 359mb.
BROTFLMAO grin

Chimezie250:
That depends on your locality, I get up to 2mbs on my glo better than mtn
Show us the pix or forever remain silent!! angry Or you be Glo staff??undecided
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 4:13am On Jun 18, 2015
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 3:56pm On Jun 17, 2015
iebanehita:
cheesy cheesy
Nice one bros.
You made triple post. try and edit it. Thanks.
network problem + low battery. you know the rest
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 1:55pm On Jun 17, 2015
Akpos the village thief .: Joke Of The Day One cool evening Akpos and his friend Okon went out in search of fruit to eat. They came across a mango tree with ripped mango fruit up and lucky enough it seems there was nobody in the compound. Akpos climbed up plucking the mango while Okon was down to picking them and as well observe when the owner will come back. All of a sudden the owner appeared from nowhere. Okon saw him and ran away. Akpos was still up and doesn’t know what to do. The man sighted him and say “So you are the one that had been stealing my mango. Ok! Wait for me” He rushed inside and brought out big machete. “Hey Idiot! If you ever match your fit on the ground I will cut you into pieces. I will sit here and wait for you” threatened the man. Akpos was up shivering and begging “Sir Please! Sir Please! Its work of the devil”. It was getting dark and yet the angry man is steal waiting. Akpos thought of what to do and finally came up with an idea. “Sir! You think I don’t know” says Akpos. The man replied angrily “Know what?”. Akpos then added “you and that woman”. The man became surprise and asked “Which woman are you talking about?” “I will tell your wife.” Akpos threatened. The man said with low voice “My son, my son. I have forgiven you. In short, plug more fruit before you climb down. ” As he climbed down, the man quickly grab him on his waits and said “Look at that grave there, that’s my wife’s grave”. Guess what happened to Akpos
simdam500 Seun jennyblash iebathia harrysterol nihilist tosyne2much
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 1:55pm On Jun 17, 2015
Akpos the village thief .: Joke Of The Day
One cool evening Akpos and his friend Okon went out in search of fruit
to eat.
They came across a mango tree with ripped mango fruit up and lucky
enough it seems there was nobody in the compound.
Akpos climbed up plucking the mango while Okon was down to picking
them and as well observe when the owner will come back.
All of a sudden the owner appeared from nowhere.
Okon saw him and ran away. Akpos was still up and doesn’t know what
to do.
The man sighted him and say “So you are the one that had been
stealing my mango. Ok! Wait for me”
He rushed inside and brought out big machete.
“Hey Idiot! If you ever match your fit on the ground I will cut you into
pieces. I will sit here and wait for you” threatened the man.
Akpos was up shivering and begging “Sir Please! Sir Please! Its work of
the devil”.
It was getting dark and yet the angry man is steal waiting.
Akpos thought of what to do and finally came up with an idea.
“Sir! You think I don’t know” says Akpos.
The man replied angrily “Know what?”.
Akpos then added “you and that woman”.
The man became surprise and asked “Which woman are you talking
about?”
“I will tell your wife.” Akpos threatened.
The man said with low voice “My son, my son. I have forgiven you. In
short, plug more fruit before you climb down. ”
As he climbed down, the man quickly grab him on his waits and said
“Look at that grave there, that’s my wife’s grave”.
Guess what happened to Akpos

simdam500 Seun jennyblash iebanehita harrysterol nihilist tosyne2much

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