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Am just here for FP. that's all. thank you ![]() |
misssclassy:
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which data plan did you do ![]() |
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A: An udder failure.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court!
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!
Q: Why did the snake cross the road?
A: To get to the other ssssssside!
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A: A milk dud!
Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed?
A: When he's a dandelion (dandy lion)
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: Pleased to eat you.
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish!
Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show everyone he wasn't chicken!
Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: What animals are on legal documents?
A: Seals!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A pie-thon!
Q: What is 'out of bounds'?
A: An exhausted kangaroo!
Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?
A: Bison!
Q: Why didn't the boy believe the tiger?
A: He thought it was a lion!
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: By school buzz!
Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?
A: B!
Q: What animal has more lives than a cat?
A: Frogs, they croak every night! |
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When i started my campaign,my slogan is "beauty speaks now beauty speaking |
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Ishilove: |
Tolzeal:hmmm. did it. |
Feranmicharles:how did you get those Smiley's? they ain't the conventional NL smileys |
noted |
seunfly:person wey dey sambisa nko? ![]() |
I don't get it . E don tey wey I do maths last ![]() |
Yongi99:He said 'Buhari doesn't have a certificate' ![]() |
Keneking: Emilokoiyawon:Bros, you sure say you read this thing before commenting?! ![]() |
wolfenstein:no mind am |
op finally modified! . Guess the shame was too much bear ![]() |
orogodoganyin:chai autocorrect changed 3sum to 'party'. smh |
Charlesdonald:OP, you Dan shoot your self for leg oo . Na you no know anything ![]() Just hope Seun or lalasticlala or ishilove move it to Front page so you'll learn a hard lesson ![]()
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one of your eyes is bigger than the other one. did you get in a fight before taking that pix @ dp @ sexybisolarh |
omo Na one chance be this oo. buhari bet Y naw ![]() |
Tonycart:pls how. help a dude out |
dridowu:hmmm, ok. |
dridowu:hmmm, ok |
great664:BROTFLMAO ![]() Chimezie250:Show us the pix or forever remain silent!! Or you be Glo staff??![]() |
simdam500:Life Lesson: Never trust Russians, even if they are kids ![]() |
iebanehita:network problem + low battery. you know the rest |
Akpos the village thief .: Joke Of The Day
One cool evening Akpos and his friend Okon went out in search of fruit
to eat.
They came across a mango tree with ripped mango fruit up and lucky
enough it seems there was nobody in the compound.
Akpos climbed up plucking the mango while Okon was down to picking
them and as well observe when the owner will come back.
All of a sudden the owner appeared from nowhere.
Okon saw him and ran away. Akpos was still up and doesn’t know what
to do.
The man sighted him and say “So you are the one that had been
stealing my mango. Ok! Wait for me”
He rushed inside and brought out big machete.
“Hey Idiot! If you ever match your fit on the ground I will cut you into
pieces. I will sit here and wait for you” threatened the man.
Akpos was up shivering and begging “Sir Please! Sir Please! Its work of
the devil”.
It was getting dark and yet the angry man is steal waiting.
Akpos thought of what to do and finally came up with an idea.
“Sir! You think I don’t know” says Akpos.
The man replied angrily “Know what?”.
Akpos then added “you and that woman”.
The man became surprise and asked “Which woman are you talking
about?”
“I will tell your wife.” Akpos threatened.
The man said with low voice “My son, my son. I have forgiven you. In
short, plug more fruit before you climb down. ”
As he climbed down, the man quickly grab him on his waits and said
“Look at that grave there, that’s my wife’s grave”.
Guess what happened to Akpos simdam500 Seun jennyblash iebathia harrysterol nihilist tosyne2much |
Akpos the village thief .: Joke Of The Day One cool evening Akpos and his friend Okon went out in search of fruit to eat. They came across a mango tree with ripped mango fruit up and lucky enough it seems there was nobody in the compound. Akpos climbed up plucking the mango while Okon was down to picking them and as well observe when the owner will come back. All of a sudden the owner appeared from nowhere. Okon saw him and ran away. Akpos was still up and doesn’t know what to do. The man sighted him and say “So you are the one that had been stealing my mango. Ok! Wait for me” He rushed inside and brought out big machete. “Hey Idiot! If you ever match your fit on the ground I will cut you into pieces. I will sit here and wait for you” threatened the man. Akpos was up shivering and begging “Sir Please! Sir Please! Its work of the devil”. It was getting dark and yet the angry man is steal waiting. Akpos thought of what to do and finally came up with an idea. “Sir! You think I don’t know” says Akpos. The man replied angrily “Know what?”. Akpos then added “you and that woman”. The man became surprise and asked “Which woman are you talking about?” “I will tell your wife.” Akpos threatened. The man said with low voice “My son, my son. I have forgiven you. In short, plug more fruit before you climb down. ” As he climbed down, the man quickly grab him on his waits and said “Look at that grave there, that’s my wife’s grave”. Guess what happened to Akpos simdam500 Seun jennyblash iebanehita harrysterol nihilist tosyne2much |
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