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Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 1:53pm On Jun 17, 2015
Akpos the village thief .: Joke Of The Day One cool evening Akpos and his friend Okon went out in search of fruit to eat. They came across a mango tree with ripped mango fruit up and lucky enough it seems there was nobody in the compound. Akpos climbed up plucking the mango while Okon was down to picking them and as well observe when the owner will come back. All of a sudden the owner appeared from nowhere. Okon saw him and ran away. Akpos was still up and doesn’t know what to do. The man sighted him and say “So you are the one that had been stealing my mango. Ok! Wait for me” He rushed inside and brought out big machete. “Hey Idiot! If you ever match your fit on the ground I will cut you into pieces. I will sit here and wait for you” threatened the man. Akpos was up shivering and begging “Sir Please! Sir Please! Its work of the devil”. It was getting dark and yet the angry man is steal waiting. Akpos thought of what to do and finally came up with an idea. “Sir! You think I don’t know” says Akpos. The man replied angrily “Know what?”. Akpos then added “you and that woman”. The man became surprise and asked “Which woman are you talking about?” “I will tell your wife.” Akpos threatened. The man said with low voice “My son, my son. I have forgiven you. In short, plug more fruit before you climb down. ” As he climbed down, the man quickly grab him on his waits and said “Look at that grave there, that’s my wife’s grave”. Guess what happened to Akpos
Webmasters › Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by blessedvisky(m): 1:49pm On Jun 17, 2015
wow misstechy. you're finally being recognised smiley cheesy. I visit your blog sometimes . Good work. Keep it up. Haters, go and jump inside oil wellangry undecided.
Education › Re: 5 Things You Don't Know Have Names.(pictures Included) #1 by blessedvisky(m): 4:27am On Jun 16, 2015
tremie:
Haba, easy na undecided
wink
Phones › Re: Airtel Launches Smarttalk: Arguably the cheapest by blessedvisky(m): 6:33am On Jun 15, 2015
Deblow:
On the MTN plan that I use it is 6 naira per minute to all networks. No daily access fee and I even have an impressive bonus which though is used at 24 naira per minute to all networks attached to the bundle. I gbadun the plan die
which plan is that? undecided
Education › Re: 5 Things You Don't Know Have Names.(pictures Included) #1 by blessedvisky(m): 6:13am On Jun 15, 2015
charix:
OP post more. I like these type of threads.

Everyone, don't forget to always tittle your i's and dot your t's.
SMH, it should be tittle your i's and cross your t's. angry undecided
Phones › Re: Hilarious Infinix Hot Note PRO Vs Infinix Hot Vs Tecno M3 Pictures by blessedvisky(m): 11:15am On Jun 12, 2015
SPAGGYYY:
[size=15pt]OP u need to keep ur electronics zone more tidy, those wires are 2 loose, something might hook d wires and pull down d entire electronics..

.get a plastic trunk to pack in those wires, bring d tv to a moderate height even if ur bro is tall, he won't watch d tv while standing, but u can leave d tv der if only u share it with ur neighbour upstairs,


Click on my signature instead of like!!! u will thank me later [/size]
your domain has been suspended!! TSK!undecided
Celebrities › Re: Miss Zimbabwe 2015 Dethroned Over Unclad Photos by blessedvisky(m): 5:35pm On Jun 11, 2015
Lolz. so the predecessor also was axed for the same reason.!! looks like they have generational problem grin
Celebrities › Re: Miss Zimbabwe 2015 Dethroned Over Unclad Photos by blessedvisky(m): 5:34pm On Jun 11, 2015
Lolz?
Politics › Re: Photo Of National Assembly Gate Today's Morning by blessedvisky(m): 2:52pm On Jun 09, 2015
Seun
Politics › Re: Photo Of National Assembly Gate Today's Morning by blessedvisky(m): 2:51pm On Jun 09, 2015
How come there is no 'gate' in the pix angry angry
Celebrities › Re: See Waoh Super Realistic Drawing Painting Of Nigerian Star by blessedvisky(m): 5:10am On Jun 08, 2015
cool
Nairaland General › Re: Drop The 5 Websites You Must Log On When You Are Connected by blessedvisky(m): 11:25pm On Jun 06, 2015
simdam500:
Nairaland.com
TheEdwardian
2go.com
Twitter.com
O2tvseries.com
2gohuhshocked dude, common undecided
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 12:42am On Jun 04, 2015
Aikon:
And it's 1000th!!!
1001st undecided
Family › Re: Missing Girl by blessedvisky(m): 2:14pm On Jun 03, 2015
May God guide her back home safely.
Phones › Re: Tecno 8H - The Most Affordable Lollipop Tablet by blessedvisky(m): 2:06pm On Jun 03, 2015
what's d imei? pls help out a bro grin
Phones › Re: Meizu M2 Note Launched. $130/N30000 Only. by blessedvisky(m): 10:38pm On Jun 02, 2015
what's the ram capacity?
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 10:16pm On Jun 02, 2015
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 10:15pm On Jun 02, 2015
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 1:36pm On Jun 02, 2015
iebanehita:
oga, where's the breakdown na?
undecided
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 9:43pm On May 31, 2015
iebanehita:
We have missed you grin

Cool Facts

Hearing is the fastest human sense

If you're at a party by yourself, join the nearest group of 3-people who are talking. A group of 2 are less accepting of new people

Things that are easy to understand are easier to believe

Creative people tend to be more arrogant

Gandhi believed that sex for pleasure was sinful & that husband+wife should live together as brother & sister

Jerusalem is one of the oldest cities in the world
It's been destroyed twice, besieged 23 times & attacked 52 times

In Ancient Greece, it was common for men to have male lovers until they were 30 or so, then settle down w/ a woman & have kids

Creative pple tell more & better lies than thoz who're less creative

EDITED

The whole world watches less porn on Christmas, except for Japan

There are 4 types of drunks: Nice drunks, mean drunks, introverts that turn extroverted when drunk & drunks who retain mental faculties

Graduates wear a cap & gown b'se, in the 12th-13th centuries, universities were founded by religious order that wore such garb

Qn 1:
What's the only bird from which leather is obtained?

Qn 2:
Pic
one camel is worth 2cows.
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 9:34pm On May 31, 2015
iebanehita:
Edited
undecided
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 4:44pm On May 31, 2015
iebanehita:
We have missed you grin

Cool Facts

Hearing is the fastest human sense

If you're at a party by yourself, join the nearest group of 3-people who are talking. A group of 2 are less accepting of new people

Things that are easy to understand are easier to believe

Creative people tend to be more arrogant. Thank God Seun and harrysterol aren't like that embarassed

Gandhi believed that sex for pleasure was sinful & that husband+wife should live together as brother & sister

Jerusalem is one of the oldest cities in the world
It's been destroyed twice, besieged 23 times & attacked 52 times

In Ancient Greece, it was common for men to have male lovers until they were 30 or so, then settle down w/ a woman & have kids

Creative pple tell more & better lies than thoz who're less creative. Lolz compare buhari and GEJ tongue

Qn:
Pic
Politics › Re: A Nairalander Selfie With Goodluck Jonathan by blessedvisky(m): 8:32pm On May 29, 2015
Vikkiboi:
Check out a nairalander Selfie with the former president of Nigeria. grin

CC: lalasticlala
ok
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by blessedvisky(m): 8:30pm On May 29, 2015
Seun:
i like what i see, either na foam or flesh.
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by blessedvisky(m): 6:40pm On May 29, 2015
kendrick9:
You've got a bright future behind you. damn!
its like you can't differentiate foam from flesh wink
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Know Who Liked Your Posts on Nairaland Revealed. by blessedvisky(m): 6:06pm On May 29, 2015
Seun
Crime › Re: 60-year-old Woman Bites Off 22-year-old Man’s Ear In Zaria by blessedvisky(m): 5:01pm On May 28, 2015
Seun
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan Close For Two Weeks Due To Fuel Shortage by blessedvisky(m): 3:20am On May 28, 2015
simdam500:
Awon Eleyi o ma ni nkan se ooo... how many days is the fuel crisis that they can't wait undecided
are you OK?? angry angry .
Education › Re: Amazing Facts (photos) by blessedvisky(m): 8:35am On May 20, 2015
iebanehita:
Cool Facts

In order to sell his sets of Shakespeare, David McConnell offered free perfume to his customers. He realized the perfume was more popular & began selling cosmetics door-to-door. This began a company that grew into Avon

Mastur.bating more often helps you last longer during sex with a partner

Nigerian staple food cassava was brought to West Africa from Brazil by the Portuguese

One in every 7 Africans in a Nigerian

The Dutch colonized Indonesia for 350 yrs

In Toraja, people take tea with a corpse

A study found that, on average, a woman's friendliness will be mistaken for sexual interest 3.5 times a year

Happy wife, happy life

All married couples tend to fight over the same 5 things:
Money, sex, work, parenting & housework

Taiwan, the 1st country to offer free Wi-Fi to all tourists
4,000+ hotspots all over

USA has 19 aircraft carriers, the rest of the world has 12 combined

The men are slightly more than women in Nigeria

Java island is as big as New York State

Norman Whiteside was 17 yrs & 41 days old when he was the youngest player in a World Cup (1982)

Riddle:
What do u call a cow in an earthquake?
wow. I go like go that Taiwan Oo. but men are larger than women generally now. na wa for Indonesia share. dem no try. but that women friendliness stuff, you sure say no be 350 times per yearhuh? undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Naruto:The Seventh Hokage and The Scarlet Spring(anime/manga)Discussion Thread by blessedvisky(m): 4:23am On May 19, 2015
wow. cool thread. lemme settle down here

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