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People wey get phone nko. How them go block those sites

Good morning fellow Nairalanders. Today, I'm going to teach you how to ensure your post hits NL Frontpage, which is the highest level of honor for a thread. A lot of people post very interesting and intellectual topics here, but without knowing certain 'secrets' the post might never get to the 'promised' land.
So peeps, here are the promised tips.

1) Make sure the post is about olajumoke. Attach a picture of her eating, smoking, laughing, or smiling. Any one will do

2) Attach the pictures of one snake or more.

3) Mention Tonto Dike and Linda Ìkejì in the story.

4) Use catchy titles like "Top actress bares all in new photo shoot (see hot photos), Top artists fight dirty on Twitter, See what Nicki Minaj wore to Grammy Awards
"
5) Make up a story about a pregnant woman fighting or killing or being killed or someone caught smuggling cocaine and other narcotics ( ensure you include the names for name checkers)

6) Make sure your post talks about the naira - dollar exchange rate

7) Make up a topic like" meet first professor of women studies in Africa, see wonder kid that twer ks inside Exam hall.

Attach phrases to the title like" see cute pics, graphic pics, horrible pics, amazing pics, funny pics".

9) Post topics like "check out wizkid's baby mama's wardrobe, see flavor's new target, see Don jazzy's latest crush".

10) ensure you mention supermods like lalasticlala, seun, ishilove.

Ensure you do at least 2 of these in any post and see if it won't enter Front page.

N:B
The writer of this post will not be held responsible for any embarrassment or shame that arises from trying the above methods without hitting Frontpage. Thank you very much.

Now that we've seen the pix? What should we do?
If her parents can't stop her from advertising herself to the world, then what can we do?

Djade007:
Yes

wow. How can I get premium tweakware

Djade007:
Na tweakware connection

Premium?

Lol. Nice piece, only problem is its fake.

port to Glo abeg

So na even water engineer. Congrats men

Gurutech201 pls add me 07050216902

Wow. I followed this story when I was in 100L 1st semester, and I just finished it now in 300L 1st semester (long story ) cool story by the way. I'm giving you a big thumbs up dice frost. Too bad the story ended like that. Really feel for her family.

Donald3d:
Since he loves all these things(even though the market is getting over crowded), why doesn't he create a Youtube channel,to review products,games,phones etc, with time he will make money from adverts.

What about investment opportunities? Like do you know any good place he can invest that will yield profit?

Donald3d:
What does he have passion for apart from medicine, that thing he does on a daily basis ?

Books, Android games. He also reads a lot and likes reading phone specs

Good evening Nairaland. I have this brilliant friend who is a medical student that got some money via scholarship, but he doesn't have the time to sit down and open a business. Pls which business can he start that won't take his time, something he can make profit from, or something he can invest his money wisely in that won't crash or lead to tears at the end of the day.
.Mature and genuine contributions are highly welcome.

CC lalasticlala

alienvirus:
Really. Some folks are utterly disgusting.

Are you OK

wow!! but Sis INTROVERT, you can use your FTC spot to preach christ

Ok

hmm. just imagine Seun marrying LadyF or Korede Bello marrying Maheeda

Which one does INTROVERT fall into?

Rip

ladyF:
Translation anybody?

It means "you will almost die tonight'tonight'

INTROVERT:
kakkakakakkakakakakk

trippleKAY:
ahhhhhhh! So u sef b costumer 4 here? Chaii nawa ooo , so ure d 1 always making trouble vic? I hail thee oo

Me ke! Trouble maker?? I be gentle boy oo!! I be Seun's customer oooo . He be like say Na jazz he use tie me for here

trippleKAY:
lolz who knw me ooo? Lemmi guess vicOfmoto?

Supreme's bro? Omo, this world is a small one oo. Internet to so aye dero!!!

trippleKAY:
OMG! Can't believe I read all of dis, if its me I must marry tope ooo even if heaven will come down.

3plekay?? Na you be this?

gidjah:
Bro,does it work on android or windows phone?

Android. Idk about windows phone oo

2dillu2:
though you are still cheating them

How exactly?

I nominate you for abobaku the ext

mjames:
This is in preparation for Antichrist use. There will be no hiding place for those that refuse the mark when the church has gone. Repentance and turning away from sin sure way to escape

Esp No 3. That one get as e be a beg. How phone go dey monitor my life? She Na monitoring spirit no or Na monitor lizard??

Why should I buy a Range Rover when I have INTROVERT?