₦airaland Forum

Chai! Just knowing she's the bearer of the name. Anyways he protruding teeth no be here o

forreelinc:
why is rape always on my mind when i see toke?

Vos you probably into olosho or sugar mummy

swiz123:
The igbo traditional attire is the best...


Igbo kwenu!!!!!!!

Every tribe loves their cultural attire so please go sleep.

For me I think the first thing will be 24/7 electricity minimum 18/7 electricity, all phone and internet charges has to drop or your leave Nigeria, all farmers begin to get loans and produce their own manures not chemical manures, all civil servants from 50 above must be retired and constant pension should be paid let the youths fill in empty vacuum left and all organisations must have a compulsory 12 pm -2pm break, fuel prices has to go back to normal, Naira's value has to increase by all means. All students from primary - university students has to have at least one sport to partake in and be serious about it so as to reduce the rate of heart diseases, every politicians in each level from senate to commissioners should be 2 from each state, and finally every one has the benefit to 60% medical insurance, then we have to bring back environmental routine every KAI official will be assigned to 2 streets, all Nigerians forces must be tried and punished for every misconduct. And any organization who doesn't obey these rules shall be sued to court by workers and say no to extra working hours except it is an emergency mostly in medical fields. Public transport has the right to no more than 150 Naira for full trip, every user of government owned buses and trains within each state shall have permanent or temporary rechargeable train tickets.

Annnonymous:
Its Savage

It's savage not "Its Savage"

9jaDoc:
My husband is less educated and makes less money but he is perfect for me

So you mean you control him abi? Cos we no ask you ma.

Due to the WY I know Chinese people I can't stop laughing.

bayocanny:
Lol, if you go to bed ehn...let's be frank, why you scared of getting married?

Cos the more you expect it the more you get disappointed na, so better just don't expect it so you don't break your heart yourself with expectations. Nowadays it seems like guys are not ready to get married too cos they really looking for money, same goes to the ladies and the higher a lady goes the higher our taste in men goes. Imagine me becoming a doctor at 25 what kind of man would you expect me to marry and attract?

bayocanny:
Ehyah, sorry I thought you're in naija...why not come home and get married then

Hmm, marry ke? I dey avoid that topic. Goodnight

Finish what you started don't ask us for advice.

bayocanny:
You funny, yours is within your reach just tell him you're ready and work things out together...but don't forget to invite me o

Shebi that is if there is someone and for this China sef you cannot know if you are in a relationship or sex zone. Better be single.

Passy089:
I've known her for 10years ...We have dated on an off 3 times, she's the perfect wife material but she's 25 now and i am 28 planning to marry at 31.she love me and I feel the same way too .she want to wait for .me but i am not sure i can marry her by then. What and how do i tell her?

Uncle just tell us the truth that you found someone else younger and you are already tired of her, stop the excuses and tell her the truth. Na you too delay her till 25.

Pidginwhisper:
You're mine

Who dash you and hope you are not an army cos I've already dated an army and navy before abeg, not going down that road again.

Cute couples tho

erimmy:
Why Na?

bayocanny:
How do u mean?

They are cute together na and now I want my own

These people are one of the people making me feel guilty of not wanting a relationship.

Whatever happens in their family is no one's business until the lady ties yeye scarf on her head and starts crying online like antie Tiwa.

They wouldn't tell us if it is in dollars or Naira so we don't start calculating expenses for them. At least Osun got money than some states and I hope they pay their workers from it same goes to Ekiti.

Things men do that are not mistakes
1. Cheating on their wives
2. Taking them for granted and not appreciating their little efforts
3: expecting them to do anything that involves the house, children and taking care of them like kids.
4. Leaving everywhere dirty and waiting for their wife to come back from work to clean and cook even when they've been home all day or earlier and ask for sex from the tired woman
5. Taking care of everyone when they are sick including inlaws but even her husband is not home he's with side chick.
Infact men have begin to define wifes as
W: wife
I: incubators
F: food tunnels
E: excessive
S: sex
Next time someone complains about ladies again think twic.

herich:
I'm not religious.
So I don't know what you meant by religious war.

Then shush and don't disrespect any religion

intrepidJ:
I am from Edo State but born and bred in Lagos, with no ties to my state of origin. My grandfather however was a native doctor, and as a kid before the age of 7 or 8 I remember my father taking me to some dirty native doctors place where I am sometimes made to take a shower. I have had incisions made on my body with blades after which some dark substance is robed on it.

My dad is a born again Christian now, prays and fasts often. My question is will the FOUR generational curses mentioned in the bibe affect me?even though my father who is now born again must have broken the curse with prayers? My life is a mess. I suffered untold emotional abuse growing up. My adult hood is no different. I am victimized everywhere, people take undue advantage and make mockery of me. What I find really bizzare is people coming together to gossip about me where ever I got I find this very odd, I am always hated, despised, lied against, unjustly accused. It goes on and on. I'm 34 now, will likely never get married because I have OCD and am Schizotipal, but i can live with that. But i am currently facing spiritual affliction by some bastards who accuse me of dabbling Into witchcraft and bewitching them. An entire family have waged a spiritual war on me, for what I did not do.

Heres the puzzling thing. I go on my knees and cry to God for help. God always responds immediately, but then they come back. I was made to understand that they are trying to take my life but God almighty stands in their way. At home I see cockroaches anywhere I am, in places they have no busines being there. When I play gospel songs by Paul Wilbur some thing strange happens, cockroaches starts coming out of their hidden places to die in my living room. There are birds all monitoring me each time I step out. I leave home and run to the hotel they still somehow locate me.

Recently my toilets keeps getting clogged. If I fix it today within 48 hours it will mysteriously get clogged again, I fix it it repeats the circle. I have another toilet downstairs exactly the same phenomenon. It's gotten so bad I cannot even use the toilets anymore, so I left the house. There us this bizzare smell that permeates my house and as a consequences i have been forced to live in isolationist. I have no friends, it seems to me %80 of my friends are into juju or witchcraft.

I was just watching a tape on monitoring spirits when I came across generational curses and its effect on generations as far down as the 4th generations. Could this be why I keep getting hated, lied about, gossiped about and taken advantage of?

Dearing don't know if you will believe me but sorry i never got to finish what you listed out since you said you feel people talk about you or gossip, as a medical student almost graduating those are symptoms of Schizophrenia not OCD cos if it's OCD you will keep doing the same thing over and over again. And you are also probably depressed too so all you need is therapy or counselling as we call it in Nigeria. Just see a doctor. On the fact where you think you are cursed I'll say you should think in what you believe and it's all in your head, act positively and stay strong for ko one but yourself. Get better soon!

Twaci:
sorry about that dear, the airtime's finished.

Hopefully someone here will help.

Good luck dear

It's ok, thanks though

tayooluwole:
I don't know if any body here is in my shoe... Since I was born I have attended many crusade and church services. During any of the services, any time the instruction is prescribed that all who wish to denounce sin and become born again should come out to receive prayers, me no they carry last to follow go out to be born again at that moment. The issue is, my being born again at any point in time doesn't take much time before it expires. Just at the moment I decide to be born again the holyholy will be there but by the time the holyholy run into 2 to 3 days it begins to desolve till I go back to the status quo. The logic behind this is that, if Jesus is to come withing the shortest time that follows the moment of my being born again that means heaven sure me die but if na after it has expired OYO is my case but Jesus will surely consider my seriousness by looking at the number of times I have come to him...

Pls how can someone be permanently born again without much sin ?

Note: he get some things wey Christians go count as sin and wey if ah no do na hunger go kill me...

Christian brothers over to you...

It's not just about being born again, it's about you striving to do the right thing as long as your mind is right with God and you don't have to always come out for alter call, jus accept his call there and then where you are and in your heart cos the more you come out sometimes the more the pressure will be and the more eyes that will monitor your each step and the more pressure you feel you will always want out and not care anymore.

davide470:
PM me with your preferred number.

I'm not in Nigeria so don't expect me to pm you with a Nigerian number

Twaci:
Wait what?

Yes! That's what students in China go through not business people.

herich:
Who told you that Christians don't receive insults, mockeries, bashing from Muslims.
this is because... Christians really don't take all those shiiits serous from you guy.
Christians are open minded, they easily don't get hurt like you guys and they can argue to convince you, reason why an average atheist love to debate with Christians because Muslims easily feel pained, hurt and are very bad losers. You guys takes it personal to the extreme.

I'm a Christian but please don't start a religious war with Muslims, better still keep peace and everything balanced and let's all respect our different religions, we don't need to trash each other, the government have put enough enemity btwn us we don't need to damage ourselves further. Love!

Omuneizzy6:
Nairalanders i need your help, i got baptised in my former church ''Exceeding Faith Mission'' in Yenagoa LGA of Bayelsa state. but due to relocation i moved to Aba, Abia state. Where i started attending ''The Redeemed Christian Church Of God(RCCG) there i am committed and devoted in services.
One of the pastors asked me if am baptised, i said Yes but that was in my former church. Though i have no certificate to prove it but i know i was baptised on that date. The pastor said for me to become a full member and get trained i need to get baptised under their mansion. But i asked the pastor do we baptise second time? He said not at all but i just need to get baptised to become their full bouyant member and get trained. Please am confuse. Should i go for the baptism or leave...... Please help

Sweetheart you don't need to be re-baptized as long gone as you serve the same Jesus and for a pastor to tell you something like that he has a bias mind about his faith you need to preach to him instead. Just tell him you are good and churches like that you have to be very careful of their teachings. I mean no harm dear, love the fact you love church though.

Twaci:
Gooooooooood morning everyone!

Happy Sunday!

The much anticipated Christmas Giveaway is here! Can't say it's first of a kinda but I can definitely say it would be the best to come (hopefully).

I've got Miss Laveda as a cohost today, she'd supervise the thread with me, feel free to mention either of us if you've got any questions

So here's how it goes, for them newcomers

- Take a picture of things you don't need or not using, be it old devices, clothes, shoes, makeup, bags, whatever comes to mind!

- Post it here on the thread and indicate your location so that an interested party can reach out.


It's that simple!

Now say you have no item to give but would love to contribute, you could gift recharge cards, apps, ebooks....even bitcoins

Even your services would be appreciated!

Nothing is too small guys

God bless each and everyone of you and we all contribute to make this a success!

Are we ready?!

I would be so excited if you consider me for the recharge card, I don't need it for myself I just need it for my granny as I have been out of the country since 2013 to study but there are hardly ways we could get in touch since I can't call out can only receive calls.

Jupxter:
Nah, wasnt doung plitics then, strictly romance chats back then

So what happened to Deetus as a username?

Jupxter:
Nah, wasnt doung plitics then, strictly romance chats back then

Really? Didn't realize. Sorry!

dieBYfire:
I wish I understood all this gibberish
Well try again later!
But am not a tribalisti nor sexist nah Haba sister Blessing

I'm so sorry to think you would understand. Have a good one and #livebywater.