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HeavenlyBang:
Get the toks ES.

Please what are your reasons? I have little or no idea about these cars.

Please car gurus in the house, heavenlyBang et all I need your help. I need some inforformation about 2012/13 toyota Camry, is it better to purchase this car compared to lexus es 350 of 2008? Also is it advisable to get naija use of the 2012/13 Camry model?

We shall overcome.

The illiterate politicians in power are our major problem as a country.

Justbehave:
Simps always want validation from women. I'm a fucking playboy and no girl can break my heart.I don't leak ass like you. Mr White Knight. Continue.

Please avoid that guy. Most simps are irredeemable.

SexyFeminist:
I'm trying to start body positivity movement.

You can always alter the narrative by supporting us bro

Body positivity movement? Throw more light on this

Makavelli25:
Sure i wont kill him

I will make him marvel at my prosperity
He will tremble at the mention of my name

He will propably die of fear at last

Bro I've been down this road before, you're hurting yourself.

They have started again.

MrBrownJay1:
bro some of these oloshos are professional preying on men, like lions on sheep... your friend was "lucky"

TRUE STORY #1: a friend of mine met a babe on Tinder, took her home fukced her and was consequently drugged, kidnapped and tortured for 3 long days, before they ended up taking €30K in total from his account, spending spree and bank transfer. the worst is that they even emptied his own house, and didnt even leave a tea cup. every single thing was gone. the dude was gonna open a restaurant here, na to fly back home in shame was his only option.

TRUE STORY #2: a French buddy freshly landed in Rio, we dey warn am: "be careful be careful, dont go out alone in dodgy areas o"... he no wan hear words. one day he goes to a bar, right in Copacabana, meets a babe and have some few drinks then BLACKOUT. he wakes up the next day in a strange hotel room and his nyansh his paining him and there is blood on the bedsheet. the dude doesnt even know how he got there and his wallet/phone/money everything is gone. so he goes down to the reception and he asks the receptionist how he got there. the dude says :" oh yeah you came here last night with this fine babe, then a few hrs later she went out and came back with a dude, and in the morning they both left together".
his only option was to run and get PEP, and hope he didnt get HIV (from his busted nyansh), lol!

The GOAT

A greater Nigeria is what we all pray for. Gradually we shall get there. Governor Rufai the silent achiever.

Corrupt individuals spoiling the name of our darling president.

I keep saying it every where I go that president Buhari is not what is wrong with Nigeria. Most Nigerians are terribly corrupt. Our darling president is working his ass out to bring an end to this pandemic in our country and yet this guys are out there messing up everything.

zexy2030:
pls push her to me I will marry her Asap, in short first week of June, pls reply ur DM, I'm dead serious. Give me her Facebook name. I will marry her instata, I'm a civil servant too, introduce me to her, abeg tell her d truth but inform her that someone is interested in her and he is very serious, I swear.

See your life

holusormi:
Nope , but I have worked very closely with people who are , trust me - it’s not as serious as it sounds

Okay.

holusormi:
HIV isn’t that serious these days , bedsides if she has been taking her drugs her viral load will be too low to infect you - and if not , mostly you don’t get infected from a first time encounter with a positive person - y’all relax with the hiv brouhaha

Are you positive?

If you think that girl is a virgin then you're in for a very big surprise.

Moralgladiator:
Yeah, at her age she sure needs a sexual slave to please her till she goes home to dad. She's actually from a royal family and deserves the entertainment of a pretty slave girl like you...so?

Hahahaha. A slave indeed

khengxlei:
some women wicked sha

Na God save me. Imagine living on drugs for the rest of your life.

May God continue to keep us safe from the daughters of perdition. Op thank your stars, i had a similar experience last year, everytime she was suppose to come to my place something always came up, either I'll be having an emergency family issue or emergency work related issue, but we never saw. Early this year she called and told me that I was serving a living God, that she was HIV positive and wanted to deliberately infect me. Saying I was a proud motherfucker. I was busy laughing oo until I realized she was serious. That revelation changed my perspective about women oo. I dont flirt no more. My health comes first abeg.

Men have suffered in this life. We get blamed for virtually everything that happens in a womans life.

Make ah talk??

Peeress:
I wonder how you can best a happily married woman like me with grown up children, a PhD holder, and a bank executive director.

Lol.

So far as it is not a Nigerian woman I'm good to go.

DenreleDave:
Still prefer her fallen boobs to our naija girls standing firm boobz

Guy wetin our women do you na

Davash222:
That's not the biggest mistake..

The biggest mistake is to marry a Nigerian girl.

I concur

I have nothing to say

Kai this our obodo Nigeria na wah. Anyway we thank God for your speedy recovery sir.

laughitall:
See children I'm in same forum with .. lol

Naso