₦airaland Forum

Smellymouth:
All these women screaming, "Facck me harder, baby don't cum yet, scatter the punnay, tear the punnay..."

Na dem dey make men take viagra..

If you are a sex freak, just gimme 100gm of tramadol and one bottle of Alomo, I will end your career in one night..

Some nairaland girls they think if them handle you now with your tramadol,Na you go run oo.

@op sorry to hear that,I hope you won't leave them to go free when you return to Nigeria,go and drag with them,I love this kind of thing wella,I go follow drag so tey dem go arrest both of us.

dasparrow:
Don't generalize. You don't know all women on the planet. There are women out there who were raped or sexually abused and never want to have anything to do with sex for the rest of their lives.

You are right,I'm not saying most but I think 80 % of women like sex more than men but they choose to pretend at first meeting like a tyro,but along the line you get to know the woman is a machine.

BiafranBushBoy:
But I thought girls don't like sex!!

Nawa oo...

Who tell you,Na women like sex pass man self ,dem de work like machine,some of them no de okay with three rounds you must continue to Bleep,mai guy way de always form Voltron I de surprise when he start to run for one particular girl say the girl won kill am,after all shakara d girl don do like say she never Bleep for her life before Na after she start to date mai guy we know say she be champion,meanwhile mai guy na tram addicted still run for her,but wait oo if husband and wife no Bleep shey d woman go die ni,all these cases of women talking about their husband starving them of sex de wonder me oo.

No be only oyibo be maga,them yapa for naija too,if the girl like make she send me her mama naked ,I kno de send one naira even if we don lodge our self tire,her money for mai hand no pass 10-15k that's if she sabi the play and make me go gaga way I kno go remember mai name again.

Many nairaland bae viewing this thread are scared to comment because they know they can't do that.

Tinubu don get liver Ooo !!!

EmmzyWhite:
All of una dey mad.

Serious mad,I swear noting is good to eat in this world again,them say too much of sugar not good for the body,I void eating anything sugar or even drinking soft drinks,I go do test on Tuesday them de tell me mai sugar is low,Na then I know all this doctors no get sense again.

Hello guys,I have been following this thread for a while now simply because the stupid agent I paid to process admission for my kid broda is not updating us for the past two months now,I don't know if securing admission takes that long in US,I think I have been scam of $200 application fee,please guys how do we go about doing this ourself.

Baba God give me the strength like op bf so i can be going 5 rounds when am not on tram,because I'm very sure your bf is always on drug.

This people de deceived their self,Pastort kumuyi son travel abroad to have better wedding but restrict members of his church to this rubbish.

This is type of smally I like, not the once that ask me to buy them IPhone on first date,like say Na magic I de use see money.

Captain6:
Who wan send you PM self? See as you resemble insect

Why nah,too hash bro.

NkayTiana:
And am here still searching for him

Waiting patiently for him to DM me

If you are the lucky guy say hey!!

If you ain't say nay!!

Teeeyana says so!!!

Watch me flood your box.

Vokians:
What is d meaning of pm?

Pocket money.

i think it's high time mods start deactivating girls account who don't reply their PM.

dingbang:
I go chop ur burial rice with enough chicken

who tell you say i know fit swim,Na jump of joy for you.

dingbang:
if u like u become monitoring spirit, e go do u like film, she go carry Belle for me

i wish so,i go jump enta lagos Lagoon that day.

dingbang:
will you be my girlfriend?

if i slap you,girl i don de monitor for the past three years on Nairaland,you just show up from no where de ask if she go be ur girlfriend,No vex Me oo

GossipHeart:


Afonjas

See their faces like last month Amala and Ewedu

You be werey you don make me laugh tire.

Haters de their own jeje dem de announce their relationship online,later now someone go upload the girl cucumber video,the guy go just collapsed,i know won hear na photoshop ooo

Only God can save person,Na make Person stop to de eat cucumber oo,cucumber girls full outside now.

Flavor using style to complain why he's not the one instead of cucumber,when you know I go after beauty queens.

Nigeria shop online sites are full of fake products.

shammah1:
Hello my fellow Nairaland pals, it's real that a celebrity like me is on Nairaland. In fact, there are lots of celebrities here. I also believe you are too.

Indomie crew led by Sound Sultan stormed out house few days ago to give Ice Prince a recognition award and some customised cartons of noodles. I was at the receiving end of it. I eat indomie noodles too

Good to know you be celeb,how many likes for iPhone 7?

@op since you be celeb,abeg how many likes for an iPhone 7? Waiting abeg

fados4sure:
You should be diplomatic enough to understand my proverbs

Tottenham beat Man City
Everton drew Man City

Barca white wash Man City.

How market?

you are very funny,No team has ever play a whole season without been beaten,Not even Gaudiola Barcelona,but you make it look like EPL is very hard league, such as a team like watford will beat man city if they met but reverse is the case,in as much i don't expect man city to go a whole season without losing you don't have to make EPL look like a hard League,Man city will still win d league take it or leave it,yes Tottenham beat Man city which is a deserve win draw to Everton was due to luck because i know you can't bet your money on Everton playing draw in that Match and Barcelona is not even EPL team,can we can start by betting all man city match every weekend,since you believe the coach or team is not good and playing in Hard league,can we ?

fados4sure:
Bro

How market?

which Market,na waford beat man city abi watin u de talk,i repeat anyday man city won play watford mention me to bet.

ucsparks:
[size=15pt] Op, na oloshos full Nigeria ooo. Girls that fVck for money make up 75% of female population in Nigeria, please stay away and get yourself a white girl [/size] awwwn your kids will be so cute with blonde hairs

You self don have taste of olosho relationship abi.

opedaydydx9:
not good as in?

boss the taste from one of the breast not encouraging at all and the stupid girl won't stop trying to force it to my mouth,i have to run away from her ooo.i swear if i continue with that girl,i fit get mouth cancer.

Nigerian girls are very funny,why won't i test the woman i tend to marry,that's how i dated a girl that's was running from sex the day i force her to have sex was the day i know one of her breast not good,now imagine i didn't test her,that's how i will marry someone with one breast looking bad.

very fake picture,photoshop ass.