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cigie: A niqqa got busted again

Brother okija_juju aka okijajuju1 aka madcow aka blockus, its so easy to spot your writing pattern.

Wisdytech: Its Edible! Why destroying it?

Emperortj93: i can't believe someone in his right frame of mind wrote this
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Your problem started the moment you thought a Person with the Moniker 'Blockus' was in his/her right frame of mind.

Morotov1: You're a damn piece of work.

nmanma1: if Jonathan is a bitch den ur a big dog. Vote 4 Goodluck 2015

Nwababy'm,

I dont care who you vote for, Politics can never come between our love. If na Jonathan matter go gree you give me your number, Then consider Jonathan President till our relationship break-up.

searay: why not vote APC/

#supporter of APC Party.

Victornet: I don't mean to insult u. Please say something meaningful.

oieda: Me I thot the marriage was for better for worse. Toh, when she gets old and no makeup can make her look 'attractive' that means you will still cheat.

obayaya: Lol!!

That's a possibility tho.

But that'll be silly of him.

What he has his wife is definitely worth preserving.

I'm sure they'll sort things out.

just that churchy people can be difficult to reason with. Especially the new converts wey the thing still dey shark

True Stoyy:

Mans wife swtiches up and joins a Church and gets really close to her Pastor. Her husband still likes to sleep on Sunday morning and recover from Saturday nights hangover.
Pastor starts praying personally for Wife as their relationship gets even closer.
One Day, Pastor brings wife a vision; YOUR HUSBAND WANTS TO KILL YOU FOR WEALTH.
Wife gets paranoid. Now everytime her husband jokingly says; I swear, to kill you dey hungry me sometimes' she sees it as a serious matter.

Now, Wife is no longer living with her Husband. Pastor still visits her regularly for prayers.

#TrueStory.

That man needs to put a leash on his wife sooner than later before a Pastor becomes the head of his family.
If a Man want his wife dressing like a stripper for him, then his wife should dress like a stripper.

#The Man is the Head of the Woman, just like Christ in the head of the Church.

dealslip: Blockus why na. I believe you are actually smarter than you sound. nigeria needs to participate in the upcoming FIFA tournament. Must everything be Jonathan, go and ask Murtala Nyako who the real bitch is

Tunguy01: am sorry.,I didn't mean 2 insult u , I was just questioning ur motives on dix issue as an outsider .., moreover dnt u tink dix is an excellent tym 4 u 2 bcum a missing person on dix thread, (am tunde frm earth nd u are frm ?? )

You are Tunde! Nice to know that. I am Blockus, you are still too young to know about me.


Now young Master Tunde, Please go back and edit your post. Use proper and comprehensible english to type. I cant comprehend a darn thing you wrote in your post. Why you cant completely spell out a 2-letter word like 'To' but rather choose to use '2' still beats me.

And should you insist on writing in short texts, why dont you shorten your name from Tunde to 'ThunderFireYou'.

Now go back to playing with your Legos you juvenile delinquent.

#MothersTheseDaysSha.. See how a Mother allowed her 11 year old son acess to the internet unsupervised.

QuiverBox: Must you insult to make your point

Ishilove: Okija_Juju, how many monikers do you want to open on Nairaland??

Excuse me?!

apolonius: Cheating is such a silly response to what you are bewailing bro.

Take your time to show her hundreds of pastors and priests-so-called faith leaders-who do not joke with fashion.

Also,use the Mary of Magdala pouring perfume on Jesus' feet as a foundation to a sound theology of fashion and how Christ even appreciated it.

Listen to her reasons and give her hundreds of reasons including teachings by pastors like Myles Munroe and Dag-Edward Mills on the woman's beauty and fashion sense and its importance.

Then,finally educate her on the effect or impact of her new 'no fashion' spirituality isd begining to have on your union. These should get her to change.

Again,you can invite her to any of these churches were women come in high fashion- Living Faith,Christ Embassy,Worship Centre in Abuja,COZA and what have you. Women by their nature can't stop taking note of fashion in unusual places. She will be inspired to see what she is losing.

Of course,good luck.

He should take his wife to Churches like COZA?

After what happened to Sister Efe Walters?!

Why are you this wicked?!

obayaya: Yeah, he's still being tempted that's why he needs all the help he can get right now.

Ppl deal with changes differently.

This man married a beautiful lady that takes care of her looks and all of a sudden she stops.

He'll still see ladies who dress good just like the way his wife used to everyday.

It may not be that easy for him to deal with as you do not know if his wife appearance was one of the major things he loved about her.

Marriage isn't selfish.. Yes.. his wife ought to have put that into consideration too.

Opening this thread means he really wants to save his marriage.

@ Highlight: Or he is just looking for someone to encourage him to cheat on his wife.

#JustSaying.


I do hoever, agree with most of your post.

Tannie: Are you married?

Who in her right mind would marry me?

I am still sowing my wild oaths.

Tunguy01: are u always dix foolish or 2day is just a special day ?? ...,I cnt bliv sum1 is blaming Jonathan 4 dix .., dnt u use dix brain of urx @ all

Jesus!!

Look at the number of foolishness in one post.

And you even had the balls to talk about my 'brains'.

#YouMustBeAmazinglyRetarded.

Timijo: e-warrrior, what did you type? He took the right initiative and you are still ranting because you have allowed hatred/bad belle to be cloud your sense of judgement.

You must be a child.

Just because you want to watch 11 men chase after a ball, we should allow corruption thrive.

And you even had the nerve to use the word 'SENSE' in your post.

#MayGodHaveMercyOnYou.

#DownWithGEJ.
#DownWithCorruption.
#DownWithPDP.

snowpe: hey guy,you are harsh,its my wife we are talking about.I love her very very much.

ayukdaboss: Accept correction and storm forming Albert Einstein

kechywillz: i may travel overseas,but i aint renouncing ma hood,Naija,its fun to be a Naijarian.

experimentist: What if he contest under apga or lp? Lol..

That means he has changed, you can vote him.

Smartsyn: The Headmaster /mistress heads the Primary School, while the Principal heads the Secondary..

Na you sabi, I attended a primary school wey get Principal, a secondary school wey get Vice Chancellor and a College or Education wey get HeadMaster.

snowpe: I have been married for 4years now,recently my wife listened to a preaching on the issue of jewelries,trousers and makeup.suddenly she changed and since then she have been making her self unattractive in the name of church activities.sincerely she is making me to loose interest on her,I have spoken to her about it and she refuses to change.what should I do?l am seriously trying not to cheat on her.please I need advice on what to do to save this marriage.
please moderator move this to front page for advice

OP!!

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

One day, take her by surprise, looosen your belt and whip her like a child that she is. And when you are done, give her an ultimatum; Return to factory default setting or move out.

Dont let any pastor become the head of your family. If your biitch isnt acting right, whip her or cut the biitch off.

And its okay if you cheat now, God would understand. If Virgin Mary looked like that, she would not had been God's babymama.

Ashantiking: I always hear Nigerians are funny and fun to around and you just proved it. I am now a believer that Nigerians are funny people. You just made the joke of the century. Lol, feed Ghanaians, that's rich. Again the average Ghanaian has better life including food, security, health care, education and more.

eph12: You my friend are blockus

Clap for yaself. You can read finally.

#Principal, you can now promote him to Primary 3.