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IslamRe: Tragic End Of ISIS Militant Forcefully Married To 7 Year Old by Blockus: 12:17am On Aug 31, 2014
PastorKun: I think English comprehension is your problem here, I said 'many' not 'all' Muslims. This is the result you get when you spend all your time in quoranic schools instead of proper schools.
How many percent of Muslim have you met or sampled their opinions for you to say 'many' Muslims?





You people sit in your corner and talk Shiit about things you are clueless about.
IslamRe: Tragic End Of ISIS Militant Forcefully Married To 7 Year Old by Blockus: 5:21pm On Aug 30, 2014
Seun

Please close his thread for containing false information and ban this retard OP for good measure. angry
RomanceRe: Will You Still Date A Girl Who Sleeps With Your Boss To Get You A Job by Blockus: 1:20pm On Aug 30, 2014
MRbrownJAY: there are 4 issues that you need to focus on here:

1) if "doing anything for you" is what you seek in a partner then i suggest you go hang out in some few S&M club and find yourself a slave to marry. life is about SHARING and CARING, not about expecting people to satisfy the needs that you cant provide for your own self

2) where do you say "THATS IT".... in order to be able to look at yourself and your union PROUDLY?

3) would you still see it as "no big deal" if you had to fukc your gay boss to get her a job?! or is this low life stuff only ok when it benefits YOU?

4) why stop at using her body to get you a job? why not use her body to sort stuff out like..... getting a new car, getting a new house, feed the kids, send the kids to Uni, go on holidays etc..... ?
1. Well.. S&M does not begin to apply here per se.. So I think that is a whole nother matter..

2. In fairness, I wouldn't ask anybody to do such, just running with the scenario painted by the OP.

3. I wouldn't have gay sex for no reason..

4. I never said I would ask anyone to do something like this for me..

I believe that we were responding within the OPs range. You have made very good points that can't be ignored by those willing to ask their partners to do such for them. There is no questioning the fact that acts such as these is a No No. But if a person asks his or her partner to do such and they do, leaving such a person would be just wrong. It's a twisted world we live in and many people who would do so would either do it for love or .....
ComputersRe: 5 Gadgets That Are All Hype And Overpriced by Blockus: 11:05am On Aug 30, 2014
ayex2013: Here are some of the worst price gadgets everyone seems to want or have. You can’t win with these guys so it’s best to just keep your money and buy more reasonable alternatives. Checkout our list of 5 Gadgets That Are All Hype And Overpriced;
1. Beats by Dre

The entire line is complete crap, especially for their ridiculous prices. Did you know that Beats Pro/detox that you saved over 500 dollars to get cost only 3 dollars to make and is still a crap quality headphone? Just giving you the facts people. Yo are buying a lifestyle when you should be buying quality.





2. Samsung Phones

I do not have to reiterate how annoying these are. I mean, they are Android smart phones made entirely of plastic with a weak ass Gorilla glass thing attached to the front. Drop ones and it breaks. And you are expected to shell out over a hundred thousand naira to buy these phones most of the time if you want a flagship something. Can’t be life.
3. Apple Mac Books

Do me a favor, when you are done with this post, kindly take a stroll over to Jumia and check out Mac Book prices… The go all the way up to about a million naira. For a laptop, that needs to charge with electricity and you still have to pay for internet. No Bueno Amigo!!!! The price just doesn’t add up to what we are buying. Sorry!
4. Samsung TVs

The other day mans is strolling through the mall and I see this curved LED TV by Samsung for 30 million naira… No mistakes guys, I call the attendant and asked if there was some kind of error and she did well to hold back her laughter in mockery of my obvious confusion… Then you start to look around and you begin to notice the prices on these things. Samsung needs to be stopped!
5. Smart Watches

The new rave of the moment, everyone wants a Moto 360 or a pebble that will set you back 700-800 dollars, Money that can buy land. And all the watch will do is notify you when your phone is ringing and tell you time and weather. Alright guys, I understand the foolishness. Well done! OBO!

Source: http://www.ngtrends.com/2014/08/5-gadgets-hype-overpriced/
Rubbish..

Beats by Dre I agree is way over priced as they are no better then the Monster headphones that cost half the price.

However, to classify Samsung phones as a hype cos of the cost shows a great lack of understanding for the features of those phones. Try owning a SGN 3 and a Samsung Smart TV and see how your phone and TV interact in a mind boggling way.. If they had dissed the iPhone and co for being overpriced and hyped I would have understood.. And the curve for 30 million Naira is a blatant lie.. the 65 inch Samsung Smart TV was just a little above 1 million when I checked and the curve of same size should not cost much more than that.

All Apple devices are over-priced and over hyped.. Especially cos they are limiting in use with regards to downloads and sharing via Bluetooth and other connectivity means and also cos they limit you to Apple store mostly.


The smart TV's are dope.. The Samsung Smartwatch is brilliant, the Samsung phones are top.. and I only agree with the Beats and apple devices.. sadly, my love for gadgets and my vanity can't let me settle for anything else..


If you think these devices are over priced and hyped, try checking how much a simple Bang and Olufsen earphone costs or how much a vertu phone costs then you would know what over priced and hyped means.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Mad People In Our Society by Blockus: 10:52am On Aug 30, 2014
Drealflex: This questions have ran through my mind severally, urging men of God and also doctors and whoever has answers to them.
1. How do the mad people survive?
2. What do they eat?
3. During the harsh weather how do they cope?
4. Mad people don't take malaria drugs and still leave ok despite all the mosquitoes
5. What do they drink (water)?
6. Have never seen a mad person having cough or flu.
Please kindly give your own thoughts about all this.
The mysteries of life..

Goes to show you how sophisticated the human anatomy is.

Mad folks do have a brief period of relative sanity where they go around begging for alms and food which many Nigerians do oblige them. Ask for being sick, that one is above me though I have a hypothesis that says: Their body immune system is way stronger than the average human as frequent exposure to those filthy surroundings would have caused their immune system to mutate and adapt..

For shelter, they do find some isolated place with cover to sleep at night and during downpours.

It's almost similar to kids in the ghetto who live, play and sleep in some of the filthiest conditions imaginable but somehow thrive and survive the germs and bacteria they are exposed to.

Also, there are some charities who go around providing them with clothes and other stuff from time to time.
RomanceRe: Do U Tell ur Sister 2 Vacate D Room Wen U Want To Get Unclad? by Blockus: 10:45am On Aug 30, 2014
kernel504: Wisdom is a virtue to direct, not a showcase of strength to the weak.
I expected you to mice your language, with level of your education.
You don't know him, is not proper to start hurling insult on you.
Remember, some people committed suicide because of unguided language, #show class.
Thanks.
This issue is dead now.. Nuff said
PoliticsRe: NFF Crisis: FIFA Orders Giwa's Removal, Threatens Sanction by Blockus: 10:27pm On Aug 29, 2014
fr3do: What is wrong with this fifa sef?
Frowning on Nigeria's sovereignty.
NFA is an independent Body that is only answerable to FIFA.


That's why FIFA is a cult.
RomanceRe: Do U Tell ur Sister 2 Vacate D Room Wen U Want To Get Unclad? by Blockus: 10:20pm On Aug 29, 2014
tosyne2much: its okay evn if u succeeded in spoiling today for me which was ur ultimate goal ... Anyway God dey sha
I did?! shocked




Abeg no vex.. Seriously hommie! Forgerrabout it..
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Classes Who Find The Bible Hard To Understand by Blockus: 10:18pm On Aug 29, 2014
Vinx4Christ: the truth just got many atheist on the loose............Repent nad be save Jesus love you
You can't tell the truth based on lies hommie.. grin
PropertiesRe: What Percentage Of Your Annual Earning Should Be Paid As House Rent Per Annum by Blockus: 9:42pm On Aug 29, 2014
hmm..


RomanceRe: Do U Tell ur Sister 2 Vacate D Room Wen U Want To Get Unclad? by Blockus: 9:28pm On Aug 29, 2014
tosyne2much: thank u sir.. At least u don shine today.. Thumbs up !
Hahahahaa..

Guy! Shine wetin? You be shoe!? On top quarrel Na ehn I wan shine? When you carry baseball bat come pillow fight, wetin you been dey expect?

Anyways.. I apologize for going at you. These things count for absolutely nothing and are just the silly things I do to wile away time. You seem like a good chap, Hopefully we meet again on a friendlier note on a different thread.

Take it easy kimosabe and best of luck to you..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Boat Mishap Along Port Harcourt-Bonny Sea Route (Pics At Viewers Discretion) by Blockus: 8:41pm On Aug 29, 2014
Chai!!!

Na wah o!!
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Classes Who Find The Bible Hard To Understand by Blockus: 8:36pm On Aug 29, 2014
Vinx4Christ: 10 CLASSES WHO FIND THE BIBLE HARD TO UNDERSTAND

1. Those ignorant of its contents
2. Those too lazy to read it
3. Those biased contrary to its true doctrine(John 8:43)

4. Rebels against what it says because they have listened to religious teachers who explain it away.

5. Those uninterested in trying to understand it due to the satanic theory that it is too hard to understand

6. Those too worldly and sinful to believe it because it condemns them

7. Unstable souls who wrest at it to their own destruction (2pet. 3:16)

8. Deceivers who use it to further their own interests (2cor.4:1-4)

9. Those who permit satan to blind and rob them of the truth (Mt 13:19-23)

10. Those who refuse to humble themselves and be converted ( Mt. 18:3)
[b]1 Class this OP can only possibly belong to:: The Deluded.[b]
RomanceRe: Do U Tell ur Sister 2 Vacate D Room Wen U Want To Get Unclad? by Blockus: 8:34pm On Aug 29, 2014
tosyne2much: broda mi, I think we all mak one or two mistakes when posting not because we aint literary good or we lack writing or spelling skills but because of our typing speed, keypad problem, anxiety and so on... I have made quite a few mistakes wen typing and wat d knowledgeable and wise ones do is, to call ur attention to ur errors and tell u where to make necessary corrections and some of them humbly correct your mistakes .. This guy own jst dey somehow
I started out with a light hearted humorous punch.. You reacted by calling me foolish and all worth not.. I set you straight about all you wrote and now you are making yourself out to look like the victim here.. grin

You may wanna scroll back to see where this started a realize that it could all have been nothing until you reacted like a punk.



Odikwa wonderful.. grin
IslamRe: Abortioin Allowed In The Bible by Blockus: 8:12pm On Aug 29, 2014
truthman2012: Thank you.

But the fact remains that a blow on a pregnant woman is an accident, not that bible authorizes abortion.
A Blow to the Stomach was the Biblical Postinol 2. grin
Christianity EtcRe: So Child Molester Pastor Odulele Is Back In The Ministry But In Kenya Now? by Blockus: 8:01pm On Aug 29, 2014
pDude: Yes it is and he is a Nigerian wink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Odulele
Wow..


Isnt there a way to snitch the Nigga out to the Kenya Feds so they can keep an eye on the Prev?!

Cos in Africa, the Nigga will feel at home to carry out his evils cos Africans rarely ever come forward to report.
Christianity EtcRe: So Child Molester Pastor Odulele Is Back In The Ministry But In Kenya Now? by Blockus: 7:53pm On Aug 29, 2014
Hmmmm!!


Albert Odulele... Is that a Nigerian Name?!
IslamRe: Tragic End Of ISIS Militant Forcefully Married To 7 Year Old by Blockus: 7:52pm On Aug 29, 2014
HolyHolla: Well, I tried; (I think).
Yeah you did!! Infact, you tried SUPER HARD to be a Fhucktard and despite people catching you red handed, you red handed, you kept trying......



HOWEVER:: YOU FAILED WOEFULLY.. You failed to incite, failed in your attempt to deflect, Failed in your stubborn insistence on delfecting..



Go with Allah and hopefully you will find the light before your time is up.
RomanceRe: Do U Tell ur Sister 2 Vacate D Room Wen U Want To Get Unclad? by Blockus: 2:55pm On Aug 29, 2014
Crocz: Grammar or no grammar, the point of communication is understanding what the communicator is trying to pass...I think she did that IMO
I think op understands she makes mistake


The rest is Story for the gods!
Lol... Indeed. Still does not make it okay for a man to be referred to as a 'she'.. grin
RomanceRe: Do U Tell ur Sister 2 Vacate D Room Wen U Want To Get Unclad? by Blockus: 2:52pm On Aug 29, 2014
Sehindemi: shocked
Like seriously Blockus,It hasn't got to dis extent.
Mistakes are liable to be made,Since no 1 z perfect!
A graduate from a respected university shud behave like 1,not by exchanging insults on NL. undecided
Make op self they watch im grammar next time grin (no insult meant)
Lol.... I was careful to limit my venom towards the kid. He came at me hard, called me foolish and suggested I was a 'd' grade student. I Responded mildly.

If I went at him hard, trust me... The kid need to learn to roll with the punches.

P.S: Nothing about being a graduate says you can't be involved in a heated conversation. grin
RomanceRe: Do U Tell ur Sister 2 Vacate D Room Wen U Want To Get Unclad? by Blockus: 12:55pm On Aug 29, 2014
tosyne2much: what is dis man saying , ODE !!! The vexation of a fool is known at once, but the prudent ignores an insult. A fool is quick-tempered but a wise person stays calm when insulted.. Ride on and start displaying ur foolishness now that we know you work in Central bank
I never told you where I worked.. Just thought to let you know that struggling academically was never an issue with me even as at when I was a student so let's not walk that line.

And I am not angry.. just surprised at how brave you still are despite the fact that your horrendously scripted post stands as a witness against you.
IslamRe: Tragic End Of ISIS Militant Forcefully Married To 7 Year Old by Blockus: 12:34pm On Aug 29, 2014
HolyHolla: No hatred or malice intended here; just looking at basic truth and telling each other to renew our minds and correct our ways. Sorry to learn this is what your Momma taught you, though. But you can still learn the ways of current civilization, you know.
You are a grown A'ss man.. Either that or an Uglyass Kid.. Either ways, stop with this foolishness.

Your thread title still reads the original content and message you were trying to pass across.. angry

Apologise and stop trying to wriggle your way out of this. angry

RomanceRe: Do U Tell ur Sister 2 Vacate D Room Wen U Want To Get Unclad? by Blockus: 12:30pm On Aug 29, 2014
tosyne2much: ur profile pix already described hw foolish u are... We have a lot of scholars here on Nairaland who seem to overlook other ppl's grammatical error.. Am very sure ur type who alwz try to belittle other people"s entity jst to make fun are mostly those below average.. Am sure u ar one of those struggling to get a 'D'
[b]You tried harder this time around and still failed...

First of all, it’s not 'Am' but 'I'm'.. It’s a very recurrent grammatical error that many people make.. Consider this a free lesson.

Now to address the remaining foolishness as contained in your post.. I simply was amazed at how a supposedly educated individual would type up a post and reference a Male character in his/her write-up with a feminine pronoun. You kept referring to your Male friend as 'her' and with the way it was recurrent, it shows that must be the maximum level of your intellectual capacity. Meaning you are actually dumber than a 2nd grader.

Now it’s very unwise to attack a person who is trying to correct you. What that does is actually aggravate a bad situation to worse. I am in a very good mood otherwise I would have ridiculed you to the point that you would actually start to loathe yourself and regret not paying attention to your teachers in Primary school.

And on the Question of struggling with a 'D' grade... Don’t even go there Kimosabe grin..

The University I graduated from, you can’t enter with a 'D' in English or any of your core subjects.. The Job I currently work today, you wouldn’t have passed the 'application' process with grammar such as this drivel you put up here.. And my job description requires you to have above average mastery of the English Language amongst other requirements. grin So be cool.. If you were smart, you would have noticed how I don’t type in the juvenile short text that you do.. That shows maturity, intelligence and class.


Now your post is what is actually giving you away as a reetard. Rather than waste your time online posting such foolishness, go enroll with a tutor to teach you all that you cheated your way past in Primary school. Reason:: There is only so far cheating can take you.. [/b]
RomanceRe: Do U Tell ur Sister 2 Vacate D Room Wen U Want To Get Unclad? by Blockus: 11:21am On Aug 29, 2014
tosyne2much: who is dis bush man ?
Guy?!

Talk true? Shey you sabi copy for class well well?
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome's Wife Files For Divorce Over Adultery by Blockus: 11:18am On Aug 29, 2014
Lilimax: I know they are documents just that I wouldn't want these documents to be brought into this marriage.
They should allow them to sort themselves out privately. smiley
Jehovah Nissi is involved now..


Dont worry, his will be done.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Declares Full Sharia; Beheads Christians, Marries In Gwoza, Madagali by Blockus: 11:18am On Aug 29, 2014
fun4: come are you well upstairs?
Why?!


Does he not have freedom of speech and association?
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome's Wife Files For Divorce Over Adultery by Blockus: 11:12am On Aug 29, 2014
Lilimax: Abeg, these Decree Nissi and Decree absolute or whatever they
call it must be mad undecidedembarassed
They should steer clear from this marriage and allow GOD who hates divorce to
deal with both parties in His own way.

Nothing is impossible with GOD smiley
You can apply for a decree nisi if your husband or wife doesn’t defend your divorce petition.

A decree nisi is a document that says that the court doesn’t see any reason why you can’t divorce.

If your husband or wife doesn’t agree to the divorce, you can still apply for a decree nisi. However, you’ll have to go to a hearing at the court to discuss the case, where a judge will decide whether to grant you a decree nisi.




**Decree Nissi was ordained by Jehovah Nissi**
RomanceRe: Do U Tell ur Sister 2 Vacate D Room Wen U Want To Get Unclad? by Blockus: 11:09am On Aug 29, 2014
tosyne2much: I recently went to Ado-Ekiti and my friend accommodated me for a few days... My friend's younger sister came to chill with us cos she had been longing to see me.. My friend also invited his gf and she we were all in d room having a nice conversation while my friend went to d bathroom to have a shower.. On getting back frm d bathroom, he removed his towel and started rubbing his cream with evrybody lookin towards his direction.. There was a pause in our conversation and I was lik WTF!!! Ahn ahn shey dis guy dey craze ni ?I tried to give my friend an eye contact dat he was doing somtn awkward but he no jst gree send at all...It was as if I shld get close to him and squeeze his ear lik dat of a 5year old boy .. I became very uncomfortable and felt is was highly preposterous. I gazed at his gf and she obviously felt uncomfortable too cos her mood changed ... She later told my friend dat wat he did was awkward and inappropriate and that, even if he dresses in d presence of her sister, at least it shldnt av been done while she was present.. My friend asked me if was proper, I told him there's nothin there getting getting while ur sister watches but he ought not to have done dat in d presence of her gf, her sister and myself.

As for me, I don't have any sister so I cant categorically say If I cam get unclad while my sister watches

So my ppl do u see anything wrong with this act ? And do you still get dressed in the presence of your sister ? And to the ladies, how would you feel at dat instance ?
Nna men lekwa wetin a Nigerian do English language!! shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome's Wife Files For Divorce Over Adultery by Blockus: 10:51am On Aug 29, 2014
GreassyAss, Jerry Curled, p!mp named slickback look-alike muthafucker. grin




I knew that nigga was too greassy to not be a player. grin

RomanceRe: Will You Still Date A Girl Who Sleeps With Your Boss To Get You A Job by Blockus: 10:46am On Aug 29, 2014
As much as this plot isnt the ideal way for anyone to get a job and the fact that I agree with certain parts of MrBrownJays Post, I WILL STILL DATE AND EVEN MARRY THAT GIRL.




WHY:: Cos it shows she will do anything for me. And that is something that cant be ignored..
IslamRe: Tragic End Of ISIS Militant Forcefully Married To 7 Year Old by Blockus: 10:34am On Aug 29, 2014
HolyHolla: You write like you deserve your Moniker, Blockus. Maybe you may want to change that to something more manly someday when you grow up. I have a book to lend out, "10 steps to a Black man growing up quick", by Caucaus White. After reading, you will never use that n**g* word again.

I have no plan to 'switch up' (sic). While it appears that the post is not exactly as happened, which is yet to be proved beyond reasonable doubt, it is a known fact that those people you referred to as your brothers do even worse things! What do you do on Net, when there's so much information and news all over? Do you only post on NL without bothering to check on the news sites? Have you not been reading news about Boko, ISIL and ISIS whom you call your brothers? Have they not been engaging in similar acts? That's why it's easier to believe such stories as this rather than otherwise.

If by telling the truth, I'm 'smeering' (sic), I have no apology but to insist that we all make efforts to change and transcend into 21st Century thinking. I could offer you a road map on that if you wish to renew your mind, but you've got to be serious about it first. Holler if you need help.
You maliciously posted a False article from an untrusted source with the sole aim of inciting hate towards muslims, AND YOU GOT CAUGHT IN YOUR TOMFOOLERY..

I am a kid, but at least Momma taught me how to admit when I am wrong. YOU ARE WRONG HERE. Offer an apology for spreading lies and fhuck off this site.

I may be a diick, but you are a shameless A'sshole. When you were caught in your lies, rather than back down, you foolishly tried to deflect.

You cant offer anything of value to anybody. Go fhuck yourself you intolerant muslim hating infidel. angry

You have lost all credibility on your own thread you basic Nigga.
TV/MoviesRe: Top 20 Most Anticipated Movies Of 2015 by Blockus: 9:28am On Aug 29, 2014
rawpadgin: dumb & dumber too?
I really dont want to see this.. Jim Carrey is done.


His humor is no longer humorous.

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