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Our own Lagos in call of duty Hehehehehehehhe!!!



Indeeed,Lagos is a unique city!!!!
God Bless Lagos State! God Bless Nigeria!!!


OP, Pls,I want to buy Ps4/Xbox 360 Which one is better

I have a budget of 80k(for numerous disks too)

ayex2013:
Here are some of the worst price gadgets everyone seems to want or have. You can’t win with these guys so it’s best to just keep your money and buy more reasonable alternatives. Checkout our list of 5 Gadgets That Are All Hype And Overpriced;
1. Beats by Dre

The entire line is complete crap, especially for their ridiculous prices. Did you know that Beats Pro/detox that you saved over 500 dollars to get cost only 3 dollars to make and is still a crap quality headphone? Just giving you the facts people. Yo are buying a lifestyle when you should be buying quality.

ayex2013:
2. Samsung Phones

I do not have to reiterate how annoying these are. I mean, they are Android smart phones made entirely of plastic with a weak ass Gorilla glass thing attached to the front. Drop ones and it breaks. And you are expected to shell out over a hundred thousand naira to buy these phones most of the time if you want a flagship something. Can’t be life.

It would be difficult for me to be objective here as I am a BIG BIG Samsung groupie..

I own the Galaxy note 3 and I have loved that phone every step of the way. I do agree it's pricey, but once you go past the plastic exterior, the rest of the phone is just devine.

ayex2013:
3. Apple Mac Books

Do me a favor, when you are done with this post, kindly take a stroll over to Jumia and check out Mac Book prices… The go all the way up to about a million naira. For a laptop, that needs to charge with electricity and you still have to pay for internet. No Bueno Amigo!!!! The price just doesn’t add up to what we are buying. Sorry!

Apple Products are a NO NO for me.. They are over-priced, too darn restricting in their usage and costs even more money to run as you are forced to purchase even more apps from Apple Store to use your over-priced apple device.

I do however still have big love for the Apple Ipod Classic though.

ayex2013:
4. Samsung TVs

The other day mans is strolling through the mall and I see this curved LED TV by Samsung for 30 million naira… No mistakes guys, I call the attendant and asked if there was some kind of error and she did well to hold back her laughter in mockery of my obvious confusion… Then you start to look around and you begin to notice the prices on these things. Samsung needs to be stopped!

The Samsung Smart TV range..

My Guy.. Please lets not talk about this device.. The only thing this TV cant do is to allow the characters on the screen enter your home live.

Then when you pair your Samsung Smart TV with your Samsung Smart Phone, the interaction is on a Sci-fi level.

The price however is astronomically high (most especially in Nigeira).. But like my Momma would say, the best things in life aint cheap.

ayex2013:
5. Smart Watches

The new rave of the moment, everyone wants a Moto 360 or a pebble that will set you back 700-800 dollars, Money that can buy land. And all the watch will do is notify you when your phone is ringing and tell you time and weather. Alright guys, I understand the foolishness. Well done! OBO!

Source: http://www.ngtrends.com/2014/08/5-gadgets-hype-overpriced/

temigracie:
Hey!

Wetin happen? Imagine, and I no ask of you oh!


Biko, no vex.... I no know ni


Welcome back oooo

BTW, why are they banning my campaigners? First twas Madcow, now you.

MizMyColi:
Sorry about that dear.

Its because of our tight schedule.

Chaleeee: 17) Pastor Fatoyinbo of COZA flew all the way to United Kingdom to straff Ese Walters. Ese Walters was at first an usher in the Abuja branch of COZA before pastor Fatoyinbo "promoted" her to head the Pastor Welfare Department.
After this, he planned his move when Ese went to UK for a masters degree program. In order to have his way with this young damsel, Pastor Fato (as he is fondly called) claimed that he can show her a "NEW LEVEL OF GRACE". Thus he committed adultery with her.
When Ese's conscience began to worry her, he busted the speakers by confessing to the world via a blog that pastor Fato has bleeped her severally. All this philandering pastor could say is "We have met with different pple and they told me not to respond. God told me not to respond. I am preparing a robust reply"

Over a year now, he hasn't replied.

He bleeped her and poured his anointing oil on her.

Suarezilla:

Emmaesty: U just described a low standard hotel....... Ever been to Airport hotel? Reinnassnce? Sheraton? Don't generalize please

Suarezilla: I'd rather pass the night in my car than sleep in such a luxurious hotel for ONE night...if it's official, then the Organisation whr I work shud payiing for it. Such luxury are for our pot-bellied-crooky politicianz whom tk money home in ghana-must-go bags

favourmic: Abege why SEX SEX SEX? what so special in it? What so special in ladies that men look for it often? what so special in men things that ladies look for it? Enjoyment for few min. This world don colaps.

bushdoc9919: [size=22pt]Nigerians......you see why we must get our economy off oil?....and go into industries, and innovation?

The day that car hits the road......is the day our treasury runs dry.
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Nigerians!....[size=15pt]Pass the books, hold the oil.[/size]

Oil is a curse.

HUSH NIGGA!


3 Yoruba Girls already invented an engine that runs on saline water (a.k.a urine) and they used it to power their house.

https://cdn1.tnwcdn.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2012/11/8161674482_6afa443513_c.jpg


Problem was they were almost shot to death by JTFand SARS because their contraption was mistaken by the police to an IED (Bomb).



We were also going to send them overseas for scholarship, but they unfortunately were not Kidnapped by Boko Haram so pfft!


Basically, Nigerians have been there done that.

#BossNation.

krall: oya more photo

This is when she want to run.
Can you not see my big head?

So you allow dem brush that babe because of 700 Naira?!

enomakos: who will sell this helios to us?

stingbreed: Coffee wakes you up in the morning and keeps you alert throughout the day, but how does its magic ingredient actually work?
The first thing to know is that part of your natural tiredness comes from a molecule called adenosine, which is produced by your body while it chugs along through the day. "While you sleep, the concentration of adenosine declines, gradually promoting wakefulness. Meanwhile, the more adenosine that builds up, the sleepier you feel.

Your morning coffee is able to hijack that process because caffeine looks a lot like adenosine to your brain cells:

Because of its similar shape, caffeine can bind to the adenosine receptors in your brain. Once the caffeine is locked into adenosine's rightful spot though, there is no way for the adenosine to stick around — which prevents it from building up and making you sleepy.

Without the molecule that usually induces exhaustion, "our natural stimulants run wild," Joseph Stromberg writes in Smithsonian. The result? You feel wide awake — at least for a while.

But all good things must come to an end, and your brain quickly wises up to your tricks.

When the adenosine is continually blocked from binding to its receptors, your body eventually creates more receptors — which means you need even more caffeine to plug them up. This can make kicking your coffee habit increasingly difficult, and make you need more and more caffeine to stay alert.

"When you try to quit drinking coffee or miss your daily intake, you might experience some withdrawal symptoms and feel more tired than you would have before you ever drank coffee."

But caffeine does more than just block adenosine. It can also pump up your levels of adrenaline and boost your mood — "the exact same thing cocaine does, just to a lesser degree,"

igwemoagbo: this was my tweet pic weeks ago..." can the USA loan us just 10 of this, so boko ll be history...i guess someone up there read my tweet then cos they seem to have taken my advice.....hahahah

Pangea:
Nigerian reporters, zero research!
Shilka is the nickname of the ZSU-23-4, a lightly armored, self-propelled, radar guided anti-aircraft weapon system (SPAAG)
It went into service in 1965 and its not modern at all!
A fearsome and deadly weapon system!
I believe Nigeria already have it in her armory!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/ZSU-23-4_Shilka_01.jpg/800px-ZSU-23-4_Shilka_01.jpg

nnamdizen: Am sorry, but it is a greater sin to miss lead your fellow man and worse still by the use of the scriptures. Point N0 1: David was a man after gods own heart i.e he can never do wrong in the sight of god. Point N0 2: He was filled with the holly spirit during the dance and his actions was not contiously co ordinated to say he disrobbed himself on purpose. Point N0 3: Back in the days there were no trousers, pants, skirt, shirt or what have you to better clothe oneself, what they had was robes, fastened by a pin on one shoulder which can easily fall off when vigoriously shaken.

nnamdizen: ok sir... Worldly things are practices which are contrary to the teachings of the church! Like dace steps where ladies through their bom bom care freely in all directions to attract mens attention to their bodies is not right inside the church.

Yungwizzzy: If you don't do those steps in the house of God where will you dance them?? club??

btw
which passage specified godly dance Mr righteous??

Even David danced till he was naked and yet kept dancing..


These puppy Christians wey no sabi read bible without a pastor being there,