₦airaland Forum

Blackbeauty:
See how u just want to buy wahala!I was using an iphone 5 I got as a gift which I had to sell!I laugh at you in greek if after all I wil say,you still decide to get the 5s!.I'll start with the pros-1.it is a small cute phone.I love the design and size.
2.It is an overhyped and annoyingly overpriced phone which makes it command respect.You can't see jst anyone using it.when u are out and people will be like 'wow,you use an iphone?' And u say 'yep'( with u smiling internally),that's as good as it gets!
Cons-
1.You can't use bluetooth.you hear a nice song playing or u intend getting a picture.brother,you can't use bluetooth o!except its a transfer from iphone to iphone.now how many people wwud own an iphone where u work or sch?
2.You can't download songs,videos,pdf files...in fact anything from d internet.yes..so if u love free music don't bother!I remember I had to buy ed sheeran's bloodstream and thinking out loud songs from itunes for like 400 naira after d naira got devalued.the frustration I felt that day eh!
3.when u buy it,u can't just add your favourite songs o..u need the itunes app on ur pc to sync the songs into ur phone..if u r foolish enough to give it to slot guys to add songs for u,that's ur doom.The day u get your own itunes app on ur pc,all the previous songs and videos not synced with ur apple I'd will be wiped!
4.The appstore is the crappiest av seen after that of windows os..for files over 100mb,you wud need wifi or no download!you must upgrade to the latest ios 8 or you can't download some apps!once you are on ios 8,you can't downgrade it or jailbreak ur iphone!you see?
5.Many of the fun stuffs on it are better enjoyed in u.s eg hv u seen someone using imessage in nigeria?nada!
There are many more cons in buying an iphone..bt let me stop here!now the decision is yours to make.

nicely and intelligently dissected and most especially coming from a female...I luv u , pls marry me!!

Woged2005:
But every business is gambling including some church business (investing on ventures with some level of risk and uncertainties. Sometime you win, sometime you lose). Pastors open churches not knowing how many people will be converted and join the church (risk). People may join or may not join leaving a 50-50 chances (gambling) So who really has the right to call another a 'sinner'?

Sometime I feel that the way majority of Africans have hard time comprehending how a cellphone works, how Airplanes fly, and how a spacecraft is launched, same way they don't comprehend foreign religion. Therefore they simply use it 'cut & join', and out of over over-zealousness over-do things. If we Africans really grasp the concept of 'God is Love', there will be no outrageous level of poverty, corruption, wars, militancy, massacres and wickedness on the continent. Honestly, call me naive, I don't let an African preach to me.

Does a liar have the right to call a thief a 'sinner'?

This is the most reasonable post I hqve ever read on nairaland coming from a female. I love u so much, pls marry me!!

ok

antontech:
Unlimited

thanks

antontech:
Here at Unizik if u hv money and can sort urself through the workers, it will not take time. Also if u hv processed it before, it should not take more than 3 days.

Please how many times is one allowed to apply for transcript? Is there restriction on it?

Pls I need an answer to this.
As an Accounting graduate, how long will it take me to get ACCA and how much in total including tutorial fee, training materials, exam fee, tutorial center etc

As a patriotic citizen, I will call the police







to EJECT all tenants in that compound to be extra sure that the money will not dissapear by mistake

deeb:
hi, am also doing ACCA, I started after my masters in finance. ACCA is really good,

it just needs dedication, but it can be done at least am doing. i am writing my last exams in december.
so if you are ready to dedicate time to it, then go for it.

Were u taking ACCA full time or Part time with a job on the side

divinepen:
It depends. If you have BSc or HND Accounting, ICAN is the fastest route to be chartered. Two diets and you are a qualified accountant. The pnly downside is that ICAN is a national certification. Outside Nigeria, you may not be recognized.
ACCA is international but it is expensive(exchange rate issues).If you are ACCA-qualified, you can get ICAN without writing any examination and can work anywhere in the world as an Accountant.

Thanks bt how do u mean I can get ICAN without writing exam as an ACCA holder, how do I do that?

divinepen:
If you need private coaching for the following subjects, kindly call 08033587126:

ICAN :Auditing and Assurance,Information Technology,Advanced Audit and Assurance

ACCA: F1:Accountant in Business, F3:Financial Accounting, F8: Audit and Assurance,P7:Advanced Audit Assurance

O.P which one would u advice me to write? ICAN or ACCA

Asaigbo:
....and sleeping with the models is not part of our screaming

my dear who is SCREAMING at u?

axortedbabe:
guys search for their vaseline..
what do I luk for..

my dear, cucumber is just 50 naira for small size and 100naira for big size

very insightful piece...thanks O.P

omisakint:
Try ur luck

ok

omisakint:
U can put anything there. But who knows this application might be a fast one by this I mean the successful once might resume by may and as part of resumption u will need to tender your nysc cert during clearance. My advise apply for the schoool cert cadre and pray that if u re employed u will have an easy ride while attempting to change to ur degree although most cases its always slim.

Thanks. Can I put my rounding up date, as in October 2015

In d application, they are asking for nysc discharge certificate number and date and I have not yet rounded up the NYSC programme, will be through by October this year. What do I do please?

aguiyi:
anuofia, simple economics you don't know yet you will be typing trash every now and then on topics that are way beyond your mental capacity

faints!

leofab:
are you a CIA personnel?

my dear, u never can tell who is who.

DonaldGenes:
Then you haven't meet my babe yet




Cc my babe

smh for paedophiles in nigeria.

changes1:
Mods please take to the appropriate section.

Hello House,
I'm going to make this brief and explainable.

I have a program to run at a location and its supposed to last for six months. I wasn't having enough money to rent and furnish a place for a year since that's the minimum one can pay in that area.

Luckily for me I have a friend (Whom I'll refer to as "Mr A" who has a room to himself in that town allocated to him.

I spoke to him and he willingly and happily agreed for me to stay with him.

Now Mr A has a friend (whom I'll call "Mr B" who later became my friend too.
Mr A who is my mate is far older than Mr B.

Mr B stays with his parents and they have an only daughter who is almost 16 years old (Let's call her "Miss J". Mr B loves his only sister to the core.

Mr A started a kind of training that would lead to work and he invited Mr B to join instead of constituting nuisance at home. Mr A & B related well and did everything together.

After some time things became "rough" for us as our money got finished. My host Mr A told me not to bother organising what to eat for both of us as he will be taking care of himself. (I later got to find out Mr B's parents were constantly feeding Mr A cos they were happy he meant well for their son and also took him as their soon too)

Mr A told me how he badly wanted to "have" Miss J and I discouraged it and let him see reasons that she is still 15+, the only daughter, "our friend" Mr B's sister and her parents trust him and feed him.. I continued to kick against it until I travelled in the month of Miss J's birthday.

Sadly, I returned and told me he "deflowered" her in the week of her birthday while I was away. And since then he has been a regular visitor in between her laps.

I felt bad and still feel hurt cos its not good and I see her like my younger sister. I told him to stop or I'll expose him. We had exchange of words and I finally held my peace.

But now I'm confused.

Should I tell Mr B (our friend) and his parents?

If I tell them there will be serious "war" (if you know what I mean) and Mr A, my host will be ejected from the house meaning I'll have no where to stay too. There's no space in Mr B's house cos they are already chocked up in their house.

If I keep quiet and people find out it'll look like I've been in support of this wicked act and we might receive same punishment. (police fit dey involved)

If I talk it'll be like someone willingly offered to help and accommodate me and I paid him back by back stabbing him.

Pls what do I do?

Mature response please cos I really need it.

After using mr A,B and J u still went ahead to put a profile picture. what if Mr B is on nairaland?

sexyattorney:
From using intimate gadgets, she might start to compare to her friends own, then they might even decide to share, then her friends might have some young boys who could use it on them, then before you know it lesbianism and threesomeness have set in. Control yourselves people! Man shall not live by sexual pleasure alone!

mmmmh...well dissected. It sounds like u been there, done that.

AsherStorm:
The reasons have already been stated in my opening post sir...
do d needful by reading thru it above

that was a rhetorical question bro

Liability:
no boy can use that trick on me.

I too strong

my dear that's because u may be a liability, just like ur moniker suggests

Can u pls tell me why I need a spy watch?

Nerds be like......

rationalmind:
Sexual encounters in NYSC camps are generally over exaggerated.

maxmills:
good day guys,I have been using my h6,for like a month and half,just 3days I restored it back to factory settings, and after I noticed that wen am playing a game d phone pauses it ,and when am typing too,it takes in the keyboard itself,the way its behaving its like am pressing the back key,the thing is that is only affecting my typing and gaming,any 1 with the similar problem,or how it can be solved

Reset factory settings and format ur memory card.
stop putting that game, its corrupt.

ammyluv2002:
Thanking Jesus.....I can't stay a day without doing it

without doing what exactly?

ammyluv2002:
Thanking Jesus.....I can't stay a day without doing it

without doing what exactly?

how does broom go with coke? cant imagine any scenario at all

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emerich:
Nice one Op, got most of the signs you mentioned but wasn't sensitive enough to detect from ma ex, thought she never luved me enough.

Were u expecting her to die for u?