ictjobber:
Useless people... They can't even differentiate between satire news and real news



Bloody illiterates

You be illiterate. Who told you the stuff is not real. Typical black monkey. They use satire to confuse all you monkeys. You are here talking rubbish with your cheap data when you have not done any investigation but you are saying with all certainty that it is satirical. Typical black monkey.

blinking001:
I can see some people are very well pleased with this sad news, not to worry, Nigeria will scale through every obstacles thrown on its paths including obstacles from IPOB miscreants, terrorism, banditry, religious intolerance, etc. Nigeria belongs to us all, let's make it a better place.
God bless Nigeria.

Nigeria is not scaling through any shit. What the East is doing is ridding the enemy within after which we will declare Biafra the moment the enemies of the Biafra state are gotten rid of. With that done, we will have only the external force of the Nigeria Military to combat. Nigeria is a zoo and the gates of hell are about to be let loose upon the animals in the zoo. Biafra is here. Long live the King! Long live the free men! Long live the Land of the rising sun!

Okay

Useless professor wey dey reason like a high school leaver. He no reach the level of University dropouts. Stupid Afonja he-goat.

nextstep:


What I've been saying is: the only thing that matters is that the various groups join together with one voice; that they start stockpiling weapons and food; secure fuel lines. We don't want oyinbo's false promises of 1966-1967. Nothing being said by the UK can be trusted. Even this document can be their way of encouraging Biafra hopefuls, yet they won't be there when the chips fall. I just don't want ndi-Biafra to get distracted from the real work.

Naani IPOB nke Maazi Nnamdi Okwu Kanu na-edu puru inye anyi Biafra, naani IPOB, enweghi ndi ozo. Biko nwannem gbaghalu m na m kporo gi efulefu sabo. Iwe obodo a bu Nigeria na-enwem karia ihe mmadu ga-echewu. Ka odi oge ozo nwanne.

nextstep:


You do realize you're talking to onye igbo? Didn't think you did.

Efulefu sabo.

nextstep:



And ironically, it's you who is so enslaved to the UK, that you swallow what they say with joy without stopping to consider their past behavior. How can you call somebody who's asking questions an enslaved fool? Enslaved to whom? Learn to think man. Don't just copy-paste an insult you saw on another post.

Incoherent bastard. Who told you we are rejoicing over what they said? Maybe you are too r etarded to know that with this development, Nigeria is getting close to destruction. Aboki, anything Biafra dey give you painful erection. Enslaved zoo animal.

nextstep:


Sad to say, [s]but remember how UK supported Biafra during the war?[/s] Sorry I mean, actively worked with the Nigerian government to massacre then starve our people? What makes you think UK give a rats ass when it will come to brass tacks?

UK is just gassing us up. If we're foolish enough to assume what their saying mounts to any kind of support for Biafra, we have not learned our lesson yet. What we should be doing is quietly securing arms, building alliances within and without, preparing blockades to prevent oil from reaching other parts of Nigeria - no fuel, no Nigerian military capability. All this happiness over the report from a hypocritical UK government... las las na scam.

You no get yarn. You just dey talk like the mumu wey you be.

nextstep:



Eyah... you guys don't seem to understand clues: a file that was on a UK government website is no longer there. You can find it elsewhere, but not on the site of the government that generated it. Even the link from the BBC that used to work no longer does... in just a matter of days.

UK says: "we're thinking of you", and Black man's eyes open wide, like a good pet.

You are talking like a mentally enslaved fool.

dederocs:

Watch and see, it will self implode, egotistical buffons, a place with no values is doomed.

You are really pained. I can feel your pain bro.

dederocs:

Stating facts, lots of Ibo leaders hate each other.

Is it your hate? No kill yourself for another man headache, mumu.

nextstep:
Interesting things to note:

1. the PDF has been withdrawn from the site, suggesting pressure from FGN (or it from too much traffic)?
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/nigeria-country-policy-and-information-notes
https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/974875/NGA_-Biafran_secessionist_groups_-_CPIN.pdf

2. The UK govt only cares about its interests (and its companies'), so don't get excited this document exists. It's only a suggestion to grant asylum on the grounds of persecution - not an indication of support for splitting.

3. A United Nigeria is much weaker (and better for) the UK, since it will never rise to challenge it.

4. There are so many groups agitating, they never come together as one: MASSOB, IPOB, ESN,Oyigbo , Kanu and Uwazuruike. That's not how you successfully agitate and get things done.

5. Governors are not in support of Biafra (at least in public). It was the governor of Eastern Region back then that threw his support behind Biafra. I don't see anything close to what is needed for its take off this time.

Of course what do I know? IF they are going to acualize it, they should hurry up. I want to live in the promised land.

Mumu carry your stupid analysis and shove it up your black ass.

dederocs:
I see a lot of infighting, if they get their Biafra.

E concern you? aboki.

Something wey dey make me laugh all the time na when Nnamdi Kanu talk say, "for us Biafra we are going. If you wish to remain with Fulani in Nigeria then bye bye to you." That man is not only mean but also very humorous. Long live the King of Biafra!

MummyD2020:


Your miserable mum is the mumu. You god forsaken son of an idiot. What gives u the right to judge her? U dey feed her? You illegitimate son of an armed robber. Do u know the maggot u call ur dad u bastard. May thunder from east, west, north and south locate and strike u dead. Foolish non entity like u. Ozu nwuru anwu

When you go home, you tell that your harlot of a mother and your drunk dad what you just said. irritable junkie.

wany:
Dicks full street Na you go run.

Hoelosho spotted.

MummyD2020:
This one people are getting over sensitive becos a woman threw a party. No one knows why she threw it or whether she was was in a near death situations. Whether we like it or not, she has divorced and we dont know the story behind it. Learn to divert your attentions to better things, people.

You be mumu. So, this kind pesin dey like pesin dem dey maltreat for your eye? Na the stupid hoe dey maltreat the husband. I know they say don't judge without hearing from both parties but I can tell you that everything about her shows she is the horrible type. Tell yourself the truth, can a virtuous woman twerk like that? She looks to me like a hag who will be fucking people's husband here and there. Mtcheew.

I think she is pained. And I strongly believe that her friends were behind her decision. When she craves the man's dick she will regret her decision patapata.

justtoodark:


no no....nigeria is happy when they are gone....drug pushers,notorious liars,people that dont care to sell drugs to students....no no....let the rest of the world suffer them....

Na your papa be drug dealer.

justtoodark:

that foolish clown from london is igbos headache....
when south east start burnin dont blame nigeria....

Muturu banza.

Karlovych:
Les refugees du Benin Republic have come again

Avec leur sudwaste media propaganda. Lol.

Toeyean1507:

1. I pee on myself while bathing.
2. Peeing while in rain. This one dey sweet pass the one in the bathroom.
3. I lick my plate with tongue after eating a delicious meal.
4. Sometimes, I forget to wash my hands after a sumptuous meal, especially.
5. I wear my slippers 'banana' style sometimes.
6. Add yours.

I watch cartoons more than kids.
tom and jerry
top cat
Lion king
avatar
yankari yankari
papyrus
princess of the nile
tanzamania
bucks bunny
mickey mouse
samurai jack
scooby doo
aladin
pj masks
power puff girls
jettson
flintstone
betty boop
ratatouille
frozen
tarzan of the apes
wacky race
crash bandicoots
africa
shrek
dexter
south park
spoonge bob sq pants
cave man
beauty and the beast
el dorado
peter pan
sleeping beauty
rumplestealthskin
star wars
ice age
pokemon wars
ben 10
afro samurai
x men
super man
Rio
Adam's family
Ed Edd and Eddy
Batman

One thing I know for sure is that most of them are lesbos. You no see Ellen degeneres, you no see Dua lupa, you no see that girl wey Olamide sign, you no see that one wey talk say she go destroy naija if anything happen to am. Wait. don't go nowhere, I am coming with their pictures.

Only simps wait on girls to reply them. If I manage send you message you read am but no reply. highest wey I fit give you na one hour after that I block your bitch ass. Bitches reply in milliseconds when they need urgent 2K or help from you.

Even married women deny that they are married. So, this is no news. Op you cover the girl number come leave her picture?

Not bad. Not Good.

Mcslize:


You meant seun has a YouTube channel too?

No. I mean davido not seun.

Are you sure it was not done by a jilted lover?

Owerri1stSon:



The thing is, Even the richest blogger, Linda makes at least N1m to N2m million daily and Seun doesn't even make 500k daily because display Google AdSense once in blue moon due to the copyright contents on his blog..

He depends on paid ads, sponsored post which again Linda has more than Seun ....

Davido is by far richer than Seun

Thank you my brother. People just open mouth they talk wetin them no know. I have checked and checked the whole of nairaland, na only paid ads wey the guy dey use chop. Person wan come dey compare am to Davido. Davido wey be international superstar with millions dropping into his account every damn minute.

ThiagoKid:


Lol, Davido's monthly income is Seun's daily income.
Is God not twoderful?

No dey talk rubbish. Seun earns how much if I may ask? He earns about 19 million in day. Let's just say it is 20 mil. So in a month, he earns around 600 million. And that is the only channel he has. But what about Davido? Davido dey make 26 million in a month from youtube even without posting nothing; what about Twitter, what about Instagram, What about Snapchat fanbytes, what about Facebook, what about his endorsements, what about iTunes streams and what about his tours, what about his record sales and so many other channels that we don't even know of. Davido made have a billion from O2 Arena concert, that is just in a day. Davido gets paid a whopping $74,000 per each paid Instagram post. What about money he makes from his record label?
Even if Seun earns more than Davido, It won't be by a long shot. Davido fit even dey earn pass Seun.

Get Rich Quick Never Pays Yo.

As someone just said, there's this product girls hawk nowadays
No be me talk am ooo.