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RickRichards:
I spent 23.461 seconds trying to come up with a bad statement about her outfit; alas, I have nothing but a compliment. She looks gorgeous.
You might have won today, and yesterday, and the day before yesterday, and the day before the day before yesterday, and the day before the day before the day before the day before yesterday, but one day soon Genevieve...one day soon you will make a fashion gaff, and I will show no mercy.....

Hahahahahahahahaha
Tinubu is battling with mouth odour and u are battling with bad belle

Tinubu must come crashing down..

IF he is clean then he is not supposed to be scared na....Nawa o. I for like watch that film sha

Take this matter to media house @ Op.if Possible, sue the whole Ejibo division police that were on duty n the bastard wud come out...Pls make sure u shout till ur voice is heard. Enough of this oppression

SMH

abokikhalifa:
see this akwa ibom man way dey drive keke up and down? Who thief pass between akpabio nd tinubu?

Abokii shift ur master cow go corner trailer dey come.
Ur own mumu never get measuring instrument. The mumu don defile technology

Back then we wud just use Lucozade boost nylon to cover the front and induce colour .
Everybody watching wud just turn yellow
Lol. My dad also had a special spaner for tunning the stations when the twist button was bad....lol

Better person. May God replenish ur pocket n give u a very good job and Beautiful wife when u are done

I hope she didnt include naija men?...Those ones wud just rub her jam ñ chop her raw

Olympus has fallen

THe Ancestrial spirit of corruption himself has spoken!!"
Baba park well Cus trailer dey come.

Meanwhile, GEJ no be ya son anything mbok!!.
If ur son bin lost then check tinubu/Thiefnuubu birth mark

Lmao........ Yeye dey smell

Lord have Mercy!!..thats why I hate any moving vehicle that is taller than me

As Human beings, we'all do the best we know to do But Jesus the great physician would do that which is beyond us, he'll do the healing.


Op u need to provide more info

Abi the guy colour dey wash?

Chai!...A whole SAN nai dey talk like this?... God help ur brain Fashola.

Its is obvious that this supposedly wise Gov has never been to the norh or seen An Almajiri except in Pictures.... These schools no matter how unfeasible it is, is the best thing that happened to those kids.... At least they wud gain the knowledge of how their destiny is in their hands and how they can be anything they want to be, as opposed to the other brain washing teachings they get..... Finally, even if the only thing they learn is Personal Hygiene, That wud be a major achievement..

armadeo:
Ep2 was quite funny, me and roomy dead broke all we had was 30 bucks bread and 2 pure water.

We were cooking beans to eat with the bread no onions sef then they came ( note: same place as ep1).

We heard the sounds of doors being kicked in panick gripped us, the entire apt having a beany smell and my roomy calmy gets up, unlocks the door and opens it wide.
Are u mad I scremed in diisbelief as the first omila shows up. He is hesitant and we are hugging the floor, my roomy says to him
" Bros notin dey here na only beans dey fire, we no even get money to give carpenter repair door thaty why we jeje open am" bros abeg na beg we dey.

The guy just walks off.

When we were sure they had left as we jeje open door na so we jeje close door chop beans and bread go sleep.

We were the only ones to lock our door that night.


Repping B side greatest UNiBEN.

Lmao. Heard this funny gist then in Uniben...so na una be the culprits Abi?..The story was so funny then.

searching4love:
Mumu ni e

Never knew u cud be a bit sensible o!..Ah!

thewarrior72:
Bless u

Thank you

omat20:
Some demons are evil while some are good.The evil ones posesses while d good ones do not. U can be posessed if u engage in drug abuse. Demons enters their victim not to steal to kill or to destroy as some religious pple believe, d demons' motive is to experience what it feels to be a human being and to show d pple living on dis earth dat WE ARE NOT ALONE

Unbelievable!!!.. Demon na Demon, They are fallen angels with beef especially on humanity.
If I hear say some demons are good again ehn!...All demons are bad and not to be associated with. Whether Coperate or Native Demon. Better not patronize them. Light and darkness wud never have anything in common . Never

cramjones:
Please a true Nigerian respect two things - Age and Authority - I have them both. Do not be a nitwit, for I am neither your mate nor your acquaintance. Take caution!

-CramJones

Insults on Nairaland is just something that comes as impulse to most people here......
As much as I may not be on CramJones side, you guys really need to go easy on the way u insult people. Not every one on here has a face to their profile hence u may not know who is who

Heaven n Hell is real... Jesus Christ is real and he is Love, Peace, Joy and everything good. Follow him and have rest. Best gift to mankind.
All hail King Jesus

Heaven n Hell is real... Jesus Christ is real and he is Love, Peace, Joy and everything good. Follow him and have rest. Best gift to mankind.
All hail King Jesus

kestolove95:
When I was primary 5...d girls name is Vivian

Tatafo, who asked u the girl's name?..Basket mouth kinda guy

All that in one private part?!!!!!..Hers has got to be deep!. And why is it glossy?, Lubricant?

adebayo201:


you can add yours

This is really cool n FP worthy..Y not mention the MODS to move it

Lol....Don't also forget to learn Yoruba language.
LEarn the Curses n insults
Memorise the following
Oloriburuku ni e!
Aye e o ma baje
Weere, Kuro mbe joh, Olodo...
At least these ones wud help u survive on Lagos road while I learn more ..
Lagos sha, it is in Lagos that someone wud bash ur cash and still curse u on top.....

Meanwhile, Kudos to all the ladies that drive in Lagos especially those ladies who ply Mile 2- Apapa, Cele-Ikotun and other tough routes.You are strong mehn!.....Sometimes I ride with my coleague fro Apapa n I see the way she contends with those trailers n tankers n containers and I'm like "If na me I go jejely park the car trek go house".......Still doubting weda id eva drive in Lagos

WOah!!!!..I'm so Loving this, Especially that Flu and
Acidic stew ish lol....
Pepper in the eyes and the salt lick though.That one is a Shocker , How?

All the same, Kudos @ OP. Very Educative

After this oyibo people go dey wonder why they experience Earth Quakes, Hurricane, Tsunami, Tornado etc....Mentally deranged sets of people....
And they want to come polute my country with their Gay Rights bullshits but we SAY NO!!!

Joblessness disguising as creativity.....Rubbish!!

Picture of the receipt of the purchase the broom or..........