PenSniper:


My arsenal is loaded. .

....Dude go get a life...if you have one then you should be busy tending to it...

moreeni:


I really need all the nine most beautiful things in the world now.

.....are you for real??wow!!!!!...if I could be anyfin right now I'd love to be your bathwater...

moreeni:
Hmmmm, love oh love . Isn't it wonderful to feel love for someone who loves you back? Imagine the sadness it breeds when you are doing all the loving and the other party is just passing you by.
Well, a beautiful heart is always opened for the ONE who sees all the possibilities. You saw it OP, congratz!

......Do you have a beautiful heart??....if YES then believe me when I say if you hold eight roses in front of a mirror, you'll see nine of the most beautiful things in the world....

Phema:


When he's done donating his share to charity? I think I will be better off.

.....Lolzzzz....I give up!!!!...you must be an attorney or something close to that..

Phema:


Eeeerrrmmmm. . . i thought that was vice versa? I still can remember when the Priest said "all that you have is his and all that he has is yours".

Oh well, the above statement remains practicable and valid. . .until he decides to give away all our hard earned asset to charity. At that point, we just might rewrite our own marital vows to "everybody answer your papa name"

.......hahahahaahhhha....if it comes to everybarry answering his/her papa name, who do you think'll come out worse off?....

dein77:

Very funny.

.......Sorry bro....didn't mean to knock your hustle....just searching for my own true love...hope no problems with that....

Tannie:


Alright keep dreaming, hope you wake up soon

......I'll put a tear drop in the ocean....when you find it is when I'll wake up...

Phema:


. A lil laughter doesn't hurt.

Nice day.

....But always remember everything you have is owned by the man including yourself so essentially you dnt have anything...women of these days dnt give us the slightest chance to become real men...smh

Tannie:

Sorry bro, this babe is taken
Try another person and goodluck with that

....Does it look like I care....I just wanna follow you home cos my dad told me to always follow my dreams.....

Phema:

I'm very very submissive, even to a fault.
But. . . .
My asset isn't.

....hahahahahahha....are you okay...abeg you're making me laugh out of control here en I'm supposed to be busy at work..just decided to take a peek en ran into this hilarious thread...anyways you are making small sense...

Tannie:
Awww so sweet.

God bless your home

.....I dunno what but something tells me we can write a better love story...

Phema:

Nna, na asset we dey talk about so ooo. Prolly what I spent my whole life acquiring. No be chicken change biko.
I will sharperly become d "prodigal" wife. Ask for my share and let him do whatever he wishes with his.

.....Hahahahhahahhahhahahhaa...this is damn hilarious mehn!!..we dnt have submissive ladies anymore...smh

Gbolask24:
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A 21 year old Nigerian man, Sodiq Adebayo, who resides in Ilford, has been charged to court in the UK for the murder of 22 year old Noor Hassan Barre (pictured above).

According to London24 news, Sodiq and another man, 20 year old Kevin Mao stabbed Noor in the chest during a fight in the early hours of Friday October 31st at the Middlesex University in Hendon UK. Noor was rushed to the Northwick Park hospital where he died.
Sodiq and Kevin are scheduled to appear before the Barkingside and Wimbledon Magistrates court respectively tomorrow.

Details and more pictures here>>http://gbolaskblog..com/2014/11/photo-nigerian-man-charged-for-murder.html

.....No details,no pictures after clicking on the link..you're a scammer!!!!!!!!!!!

dytbabe:
Take bucket
I need fluid

.....you need fluid!!!!!!! .......now I'm beginning to suspect you cos only a vampire says that...

dytbabe:
U are not as rich as I want
So I say NO

......owkies

dytbabe:

Ati may
Ati june
At least I have an idea

So do u have money?
#serious mode activated...
*does the rmd style in checkmate*

...Lolzzz....might not be as rich as adenuga or dangote just yet but trust me I'll give you the time of your life cos you're my kind of girl..all you need do is say YES.....

sameer1212: . oho imagine that kind of period? hmmmm bro especialy when i thought nolan ball whent in. afta d match i ws so happy... we r going to suprise pple na, oll dis one's dat r sayn united for relegation may be rooneys red card ws a blessing in disguise because i think mata is more better in no 10 dan him so lets c hw he play agains everton. one love jare.

....Now this is some dude with serious football knowledge...yeah I go with you on dat one....mata is better in the number ten role than rooney...I personally feel rooney is overrated en everton's game'll prove me right if the manager plays mata in that role..one love to u too...*chops knuckle..

sameer1212: lolz... abi ooo. no seriously women atimes r funny especialy when u r in hot seat watching football.

...On point...like the last game against west-ham...the last 10-15mins of that game would've been the ideal time to lock her up....omo the pressure no get part two especially after Rooney's red card...thank God for the eagle-eyed linesman who saw what we didn't...

sameer1212: lolz.... thank god that my wife glitest sabi united sha. if not na to dey lock her inside ni ooo

...hey I dont subscribe to locking her inside...that's 'woman abuse'...but if that's what it'll take to make her a united fan well...............

dytbabe:
Season ends june abi?
And u don dey mk plan
Ok na
Let's go dia

....hahahhahaahhahaahaha....that's more like it....but my own season ends in may dunno abt june...so how do I get across to you?...#serious mode activated...

dytbabe:
Wait
Are u scoping a married lady?

....Just a drink en I'll bring you back home...ofcourse not without hubby's permission...will ring the doorbell en ask him to take you out on loan....very simple en innocent outing so free your mind....

Missy89: baseless stereotype that makes the woman look like an 1diot.
Some of us watch and know more about sport than you can ever dream of

...its not a baseless stereotype...majority of you fall into this category...zero football knowledge but will always claim to know more than everybarryelse...ask her to name 5players in arsenal en she'll start with John Terry smh ....I fin it funny most times but not when a live game is on...

dytbabe:
Muchechechecheceh
Wish I have funny giffs of manure
U makin my day

...how do I get across to you so I'll buy you a drink at the end of the season....maybe I'll be able to convert you to a united fan.....who knows

dytbabe:
Laughing so hard and stamping foot
My belle
Oh gawd
Buhahahahhahahahahahahahaha
3 time european champions ko
Proove it now na
Relegation last last
Don't let that number 7 abi 8 deceive una, that's gonna be the point u will hold on to, is it 7/8 sef
I choose Qpr over manure

.....damn!!!!!...shouldn't have started this in the first place #thinkingaloud....its just one bad season en you're going ballistic....with our new signings (falcao,di maria en co) things will hopefully get back on track soon #fingerscrossesd

dytbabe:
Am sorry bro
Jst the excitement u are a manure fan ni
*handshake?

....ok fine bring it on...I don't usually do this with a lady but calling my beloved club MANURE is way over the top....no handshakes till you take it back en apologise to a 3-time european champion..

dytbabe:

Laughing like an over excited india lady
Clapppin hands and closing eye pointing fingers

Kuchechechechechecheche

....this is so uncool....one moment I thought I saw a lady that made my day, the next moment I got a harsh reality check...I give up!!!...

dytbabe:

Number 1 ever
We rule spain
Haters goan die

Bt smtyms these boys jst ruins ones mood, I don't like to watch my match, jst scores

I love to see either chelsea or Man u thrashed, its so much fun, I get all smiling and jumpy

Anyday, anytime, gimme Barca
Athletico too cos of diego simeone, bobo yen hawt
Bayern, pep *kisses*

....Wow babygirl you made my day....I like ladies like you......never a dull weekend....your hubby is one lucky dude...I'm a man utd fan though..

Layolaw: just leave them, e-goat crying fowl over spillt milk, all their noise about stomach infrastructure is so annoying because of the fact that fayemi shared things more than fayose, anyway this one they did now is not going to help them @ all

......I believe I know you from somewhere......I served in ekiti 2010/2011......Moba LGA to be precise....even though am an Igbo dude en despite the war that goes on here,(I've taken part in some though) ekiti is my adopted state en this news brings tears to my eyes.....

Beckytee: you really need help. Uve said it all, she's up to someting. Its either she dnt want u anymore or becoming bored with your calls..... Try and reduce d way u call her and check out what happened next if u will have to continue calling or try ur luck else where.

.....didn't call her for a brief period but after a two-day interval the craving became unbearable........I felt like I would die if I didn't hear her voice .....very terrible situation to be in.....phone loaded with airtime but nobarry to call....

I really don't visit this section but saw this topic on front page en decided to make some contributions......dunno if what I'm gonna say will change how I feel about ladies but hey,you never know....met a girl last year....wasn't really love at first sight but it kinda developed into something serious after the first three months (probably due to fact I call her up frequently cos we don't stay in the same town).....I call her up to five times everyday.....when I wake up, during lunch break, when I get back from work, in the evening en when I wanna go to sleep....I maintained this routine for almost a year until I started noticing her reluctance in picking my calls a couple of months back....she probably got tired of talking wit me bt d funny thing is I've kept up wit dis routine not minding the fact that she rarely picks en don't even return my missed calls.....I wanna stop this bad habit lol bt am a one-girl-man en I feel stuck to this girl in a strange kinda way...I think I need help.......

Yeah I guess they get tired of the attention at some point.....I'm male just speaking from experience which has taught me that too much of anything becomes boring.........

55555

Sparklesebony: Congrats OP. May God take you and your bride to the next level, and also give you wisdom to live and make the right decisions in life.

Yoruba guys/men keeping it real since the days of boys2men.

......ur last sentence was stupiid.....shows your level of exposure....anyways he's muslim en can take more than one wife as his religion stipulates.