Well for me its all about the benjamins... married to money,the greatest love story..no quarrels,no divorce, just fun all the way...guys make your money,then sit back en watch the ladies chase you like Tom chases Jerry..

LushGreenz:

Dude,you ok?

...Yeah am fine...just that a friend of mine said that there are classy ladies on nairaland...i almost believed her till i bumped into your post...show some class en apologise..am waiting..

jhidey08: Imagine, one bolanle76 joined nairaland in 2011 and she's neva dropped a comment here nt to tlk of a topic. Abi na ghost she be?

...lolzzzz, how do you spell S T A L K E R?

LushGreenz:

You're so damn right. Believe me,today I was on break,picked up my phone and decided I'd check on the male folks on Badoo...damnnnnnnn! Behold,there were crazily frustrated faces,weird beards and moustaches, big-up tomato noses,bizarre picture backgrounds,pseudo head-shapes,hideous dress sense,Thick & darkened lips of different shapes and sizes,some with total display of immaturity despite their supposed profile age. I had a good laugh just surfing on my phone. But I'll tell you,there ain't No Air in that Nanjeriya much less a "Fresh" one.

...Where are the mods when you need them?!..you deserve a ban for this post for crying out loud!..am so outta here..

thareta: All I know is we ladies are too fake. And 4 dat the average nigerian guy is fyner than the average nigerian girl. Girls that don't wear make up and fake weave and all that and stil look really beautiful are very few. I repeat, very few when compared with guyz that are always natural. Girls are prettier when they are younger but once a lady getz addicted to fake hair and heavy make up, shaving off the eyebrow, when your without it, you start looking ugly even to your self. The best thing is to keep the make up light so when your without it you don't look too different.

...Wonderful post..i really dunno why i dnt fall for flashy ladies..by 'flashy' i mean ladies with heavy make up..it turns me off for real..i prefer my woman with lil or no make-up..ofcourse dark,bootylicious,average height with moderate boobs en fleshy shapely legs not chopsticks legs lol...once again thanks for making my day with that wonderful post..precise en straight to the point..

fairygeh: I shall not die but live and testify to the glory of the lord in the land of the living.Those who wish me dead DIE FIRST.

...Very shallow en immature post..smh at these people..nairaland is a joke!

meccuno: you see the problem is that most of these people like looking for trouble....I come here most times to get current info and all I see is tribal rants....the reason why these threads are put up is not to tell us that at least retail shops are coming to their area,but to tell their eastern brothers that they are better than them....I see that as stupidity of the highest order.....imagine....when you check the first 10 comments, you would know what am saying.....if a development comes to the east,its bad.....but if a lower development comes to the south west then that means that the new jerusalem is in the south west. Even if the hype or lagos is actually rubbing of on the rest of the south western states.....the other south west states are overrated...

....Spot on bro..you hit the nail on the head..infact as my people'll say 'i gboro ihe ewu na ata'...i really dunno why these people can't gloat en dance skelewu inside their new shoprite without throwing jibes at the easterners..its really pathetic honestly..inferiority complex is not only a disease but also a curse..

Tosin7: But another problem is that, the last time I was in Ibadan I was embarrased by the dirts and filthiness in the town. In the past 10 years of my touring Nigeria am yet to see anywhere that is as dirty and decaying as Ibadan. Just hope that shoprite will help us clean the town a bit. Again how are they going to tackle the issues of our mud houses and brown zinc that is defacing this our beloved city? Please oo they should do well to assist us.

...Hahahahahahaha...coming from a yoruba girl, mehn this is priceless!..can't stop laughing...

Ninilowo: Okpari....at least I can watch other programmes now. My wife had taken possession of the sitting rooms remote control for some wks.

...Lolz!!..sorry about that man..i can feel your pain..yet we say they are the weaker sex while they silently torment us..smh

Not to be mean but i suggest the JTF close in on their hideout,round them up en put a bullet through the head of each of them by placing the gun barrel directly on the fore-head in-between the eyes...this is because these guys are no longer normal humans en therefore should not be re-integrated into the society cos having eaten human flesh before,they'l still do it again..

The info he gave was incomplete...did they pray to allah before each meal or they just start devouring the flesh like hungry lions??...was it roasted or boiled??...how did they share the meat??..was it survival of the fittest or according to some form of seniority or rank??...who ate the eyes,tongues,balls,livers,hearts,kidneys en the sh1t-laden intestines??...how do they manage to sleep at night with skulls en bones of their eaten colleagues littered all around the place...with one eye open i guess....bunch of pathetic clowns!

nadia_SA:
Super Chickens

...Hey thats the african champions you're talking about..show some respect girl..

OLE-BRUKU:
If na for naija, dis boy for don turn to burnt offering sef!

...This post is sick!!..what exactly do you mean by this crap??..have you heard of genetics before??..damn am outta here!!

Its no big deal...i have perfect night vision en am nt an alien so wats this noise about end tym en poo??

Its no big deal...i have perfect night vision en am nt an alien so wats this noise all about end tym en poo??