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I don't know what to say or maybe I do but can't say it out loud

o lor far - it runs deep!

those takedowns changed the whole game. before it, adesanya was leading.
he needs to improve on how to extricate himself from takedowns

thiagoteres:
It seems T212 has resumed registration.

can one register from Nigeria please?

omor na good business idea oo

just arrange one babe and one guy, and pay for dem knacks. record and upload. finish

total investment like 10k for each. pata pata 40k. chai. and earn foreign exchange for 9ja

this is just terrible. a fine would have been more appropriate

pls the ib details

[quote author=Obagoblog post=94970812]Cc: blueheart
already marked the register, bro. thanks. she tried lol

bad guys

just imagine

Blackpearlous:
Ok no problem. Eat your pancakes in peace.

Uncle go and marry sha .

Do you have a match make/made for me

Blackpearlous:
Loool, this is hilarious. So you are forming I can't cook so you wont be called upon to cook. Oya upload for few mins and delete, I will quickly download the image

You Waka come food thread. Welcome again.

I have a reputation for knowing many food haunts around my city as lazy bachelor I be. Its fun that way

Let me just be watching and learning from the shadows. For now, I do not wish to change that perception lol

It makes it easy for my good friends to keep making go and marry jokes at my expense.

Thanks for the welcome

Blackpearlous:
Lool, oya give it a try and lets see how it turns out. Might try it too. Share a picture on this page when you do please.

Good God!!!

I will be mortified with embarrassment if i should share a picture. I don't even let it known that I can cook lol. A quick death to my rep hahaha. I like my lazy ass terrible cook cred abeg. Its my best kept secret �

I didn't even know how I found myself on this thread � lol

Blackpearlous:
Did you actually make the fluffy kind yourself?..

I didn't experience the lack of pepper thing but more like popular demand, let's put pepper jor.

yes I did. Actually, I used a bit too much baking powder and accidentally got the fluffy result lol

I try different stuffs when cooking to enable me get a different taste every time

I might try putting pepper in it this weekend. if i don't like the result, I will remember you and hold you accountable loool.

Blackpearlous:
Honestly I agree with you, I'm back to my usual that has pepper sef.

I like pepper a lot but I had an open mind towards doing it the traditional way, so far, i haven't experience that stuff that we always imagine happen when you eat foods without pepper in it lool

One gets tired of the fluffy one easily than the common on. its why I stopped. I struggled to finish a few slices lol. tastes kinda like cake ;

The irony

Chindooooo!!!


Back then, he is always a controversial selection in every of our National lineup.

On hindsight, he was an ever present player in the Super Eagles. Happy birthday, sir

dazzlingd:


I'm tired of snake threads....
I've been too cautious lately checking my toilets, my window and all, my laptop charger scared the hell out of me recently.....
No more snake threads

I thought I'm the only one. It's traumatic

Dreyton36:
Part 3
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Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call
10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat
One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly
I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron

I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all

I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter
Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo

I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick wahala

Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit
She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year

She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today

Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle
Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover
About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o poor man na poor man

Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere
I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything
The guy na born and gifted womanizer
He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab
I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area
I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire
I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts

She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house
Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo
But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot
I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody
Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come
I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume , guys just surprise oo
I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight ,
She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac
I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , for my mind okpe oooo
I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own
Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in

Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am
She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything
We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself

I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho

I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland
Yawa don gas be that
After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today

I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo
I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary

I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all
She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum)
I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die

We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm
Security tight gan
We park well and went inside
I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo
So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha
The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me
But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to

She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly
She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo

I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha

As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds

When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo
I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment

Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me
Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?

Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?

Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code

Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo

Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each

Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction
We rushed him together and questioned him,
STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THEY BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE

I dey laugh alone like craze man here.

Good grief.

Your descriptive power is lit. Please continue. You have a fan here, no homo lool

Ooh my days
Some people need to be shot!!!
Unbelievable

udemzyudex:
It powers on but no display right?

I believe the engr might have tried another screen or flex to see if it will work before concluding.

I have an engr in Ibadan, at challenge to be precise.
He is a chip level engr, from what you explained only a chip level engr can work on it properly.

08055 753116 CHIPSCLINICk
That's his NUMBER, just tell him from engr udeme.

Thank you. I wish I was patient for your reply.

Due to my workload piling up, I needed a fix urgently so I already paid through my nose for another board.

In addition to the issues of the screen, the lappy was so hot when I took it to the engineer. He told me yesterday that the processor is faulty and that due to it being an onboard processor, the motherboard would be changed entirely.

Gurus in the house

Please I use an HP Folio 9470m. The screen suddenly went white while using it and subsequently it stopped displaying.

I gave it to an engineer in ibadan, he says the motherboard is now bad. I bought this laptop barely 3 months ago. Please how much is the motherboard and who has it please?

Cc: sotall udemzyudex nettynelly

Surely, there is no smoke without fire.

Maybe the deputy was caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Strangely, I live in ibadan and I have never seen or heard of this deputy governor before. No visible presence at all.

Good stuff op

I don't agree with the 5 hours in front of TV part. What if I'm watching a business channel to monitor market trends, business discourse amongst other productive programs. I watch dragon's den, another business startup program. Review your ideas please. There is a reason why many corporate organizations have TVs at work.

MRAKBEE:
U are really having a swell time..
As for movies, Pls refer me to one or two sites where I can get some more hit movies.
This lockdown ahhnnn

Knock yourself out bro lol

Topnow.se is the website

It has subtitles as well. Virtually few adverts unlike others but it's Data heavy


Cc: seanjy4konji I once sent u a pm, it wasn't responded to, bro

Lockdown is fun for me.

Partial lockdown in Ibadan tho but I work from home.

Thanks to YouTube, my cooking skills has vastly improved.

I have taken up gym exercises to develop abs lol. So many latest movies to watch, thanks to free unlimited Spectranet browsing at night and I have ebooks lol

Ozid:
Good morning good people of Nairaland. I hope you all are doing great and keeping safe during this period of corona virus endemic..

Pls I need help!! My younger brother has been battling with a certain rash on his head since 2013. We keep on treating and after sometimes the rashes disappear and appear later.

He has used all kinds of creams and was even on pills to treat the rashes yet the rashes refuse to go. Pls is there anybody that knows the name of the rashes and how it can be treated because my younger brother is gradually losing his self-esteem because he can hardly go out without putting on cap to cover the area that is affected by the rashes.

Suggestions, criticism and possible solutions to the problem are welcomed. Doctors in the house your input will be highly appreciated. Attached below is a picture showing the true state of the affected areas

Pls mods move this to FP for wider coverage

Very stubborn.

I actually have the scars of it on my head. Took me years to get it solved but eventually only Funbact A works on it. Just #320 per tube despite all the specialists treatment I underwent.