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Some of these 'men of God' keep making mockery of God's word. Some others make statement like 'my God is not a poor God' (ofcourse no one wants to be poor) So does it now mean that the the man in the village who toils everyday to make ends meet doesn't pray enough or serves another God ? All this kind of practices keeps converting pple into atheism.

U go confession, u no tell priest say u self-service, #God go nack u akpako#

(Back to biz) That awesome moment when the conductor skips you while collecting money on a molue.

Pls, kindly move this topic to the jokes section. Thx.

Pls, kindly move this to the joke section. Thx.

That awesome moment when the lecturer says instead of test, we u wld be having an assignment.

That awesome moment when u have been heavily pressed, then u bring out ur joystick and just pour it out.

That awesome moment when u ask her out over the phone and she says yes and U are like 'YES'

I have seen some topics about awkward moments, but there are times we have awesome moments too. U can also drop yours. I'll start.

If u dnt believe God exist, fine. If u do, better. At least one gets to find out after death. We all have the freedom to believe whatever we want to.

E bi like say jehovah witnesses full here. For christ sake we all know these celebrations started with pagans. Its like one goes into a village where they have a day set aside for the worship of their local goddess. The person brings the good news, the accepted it, and then the person decides that instead of worshipping the idol on that day, the coming of the good news is rather celebrated on that day. The question shld be, is it that pagan festival we still celebrate 2day ? 2ndly, do pple still even celebrate this so called pagan festival ?

Funny how chelsea fans are behind city and man utd fans supporting arsenal.

I travelled from kaduna to lagos on thursday. And was stuck there 4 about 1 hour 30 mins. Guess it wasn't so bad then.

I cant believe this, after all the noise...

NTA no go gree report this one 4 a.m express.

[quote author= toothpaste makes food taste funny.[/quote]I have a problem with this too.

Ever tried sniffing a trapped meat strand

u removed from ur teeth few hours after eating?

imagine it now staying till d next day and u eat without brushing,nyama[/quote]It actually taste better overnight.

It is a waste of toothpaste.[/quote]This got me laughing hard.

Go to church, eat, watch utd's game & hope ars beats city. All 4 now, unless something pops up.

My favourite colour and my name. Though i wanted something like di.ckson.

Nothing wrong with no 8

By the time city plays arsenal, we might not be needing a win when we visit etihad.

My younger brother believes whenever he misses a man utd match they never win.

That continues blinking of the eye meant someone would visit u. * That story telling was only done in the night, if u must say or listen to any, remove one eye lash.

If your biscuit or groundnut falls on the ground, match it to powder least the devil eats it. * If your tooth comes off, rap it on a paper and throw it on the roof, least a lizard sees it and swallows it and your tooth wld never grow back. The lekeke thing did worked.

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Somebody is still not getting it.... I really hope this new nairaland is another april fool.

agb2011: lol @ all the comments. Except for the no 2 girl, the rest look like lovepeddlers esp the first one. What's with her openin her laps &covering her ***. Who is she trying 2 seduce?

Okija juju and he is falling

Okija_juju: Look at the juggz on that last picture!! DARN!!

I could hum the entire solfa notation with my face buried between those pillows!!!

agb2011: lol @ all the comments. Except for the no 2 girl, the rest look like lovepeddlers esp the first one. What's with her openin her laps &covering her ***. Who is she trying 2 seduce?

No doubt, they are looking at what will happen in 2015.

onoti: Where is d joke

This is the joke - one who laughs last, (if u eventually do) didn't get the joke at the first instance.