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ABUNNA:
FIRST LET ME DISCRIBE MYSELF AS AN INTERNATIONAL IGBO BOY I'M STILL IN MY 20s. I TRAVELLED ABROAD WHEN I WAS 17YRS AND SINCE THEN I HAVE LIVED MY TEEN AGE ABROAD AND DO COME HOME WITH DIFFERENT GOODIES. I HAVE HAD SEVERAL DATING WITH PEOPLE OF ALL TRIBES AND STILL HOOKED WITH FOREIGN GIRLS.

FIRST I MET A CONGO GIRL IN ABIDJAN AND WE DATED FOR 6 MONTHS BEFORE SHE TRAVELLED AND AFTER HER I GOT MANY OTHER RELATION WITH LEBANON GIRL, MOROCO, TUNISIA AND BURKINAFASO AND IVORY COAST GIRLS.
I'VE HAD FEW MONTHS WITH SENEGAL GIRL AND MALI NOT FORGETING OUMOU SANGARE MY GIRL FOR GUINEA CONAKRY.
I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I HAVE HAD RELATION WITH ONLY TWO CHRISTIAN GIRLS AS FROM MY 19YRS SOME LOVELY DATING WITH IJAW GIRLS, TIV GIRLS IN BENUE AND TARABA STATE WHEN I WENT FOR HOLIDAY TO MY SISTER THAT LIVES IN BENUE STATE. MY GIRL FROM CONGO IS ALSO A CHRISTIAN. OTHER GIRLS ARE MUSLIMS AND THEY LOVED ME SO MUCH THAT THEY CRY FOR MARRIAGE. I'M A DECENT AND COOL BOY. I LOVE LIFE AND CHRISTIANITY.
FINALLY I MET A YORUBA GIRL WHOS FAMILY IS FROM BENIN REPUBLIC AND HER MOTHER IS FROM OYO STATE. FINALLY LET ME SAY THE BOTH FAMILIES OF HER FATHER AND MOTHER NATIONALIZED IN TOGO. THE FAMILY IS A PROMINENT ISLAMIC PEOPLE AND THEY ALL TRAVEL TO MECCA FOR PILGRIMAGE EVERY YEAR. HER MOTHER IS ALHJIA AND WILL BE TRAVELLING AGAIN THIS SEASON. I FALL IN LOVE WITH THE BLACK QUEEN IN A COMMUNICATION OFFICE WHERE SHE WORKS FOR UNESCO. SHE COMPLETELY STOPPED ME FROM KEEPING OTHER RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER FOREIGN GIRLS AND WE HAVE TRAVELLED TO NIGERIA TWICE.

FINALLY SHE GOT PREGNANT AND GAVE WONDERFUL BIRTH TO MY BOY WHO'S NOW 3 YEARS. DURING WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT AND I DECIDED THAT I WILL TAKE HER TO MY PARENTS AT HOME. THE ISLAMIC FANATICS SAID THAT THE IGBOS EATS HUMAN FLESH THAT THEY WILL NOT ALLOW HER TO GO WITH ME. THE PREGNANT WAS A BATTLE OF RELIGIOUS FAITH AND I WON IT WITH MY SOFT LOVE ON THEIR DAUGHTER HEART THAT NEVER CEASE TO LOVE ME. LAST YEAR I TOOK SOME KOLA NUTS AND SOME CASH TO HER FAMILY TO DEMAND FOR HER HANDS IN MARRIAGE BUT THEY SURPRISINGLY REFUSED THE KOLA THAT I SHOULD BECOME A MUSLIM BEFORE THEY GIVE OUT MY QUEEN. THEY NEVER KNEW THAT ALHJIA MY BIG MUM ILWAY LOVES ME SO MUCH AND ALWAYS WANT ME FOR HER DAUGHTER. I LOVE MY MOTHER INLAW FOR SHE NEVER LET HER FEELINGS TO BE NOTICED BY THOSE IMAMS AND ALL THE FAMILY ALHAJIS IN EUROPE AND SAUDI ARABIA.
SHE DO SPEAK TO ME IN SECRET THAT MY QUEEN WILL BE FOR ME FOR EVER. THE GRAND FATHER, A DECENT YORUBA MAN WHO LIVES HIS LIFE IN TOGO LOVES IGBO PEOPLE SO MUCH THAT HE IS INVITING ME TO COME AROUND TOGO FOR A MEETING. HE TOLD MY QUEEN SECRETLY THAT SHE SHOULD CARRY ANOTHER PREGNANCY FOR ME THAT WILL SHOW OTHER HARD LINE ISLAMIC FANATICS TO SURRENDER TO THE LOVE OF THEIR DAUGHTER TO ME.

AFTER ALL SAID AND DONE MY QUEEN IS 5 MONTHS PREGNANT NOW AND I'M EXPECTING A NEW BABY SOME TIME XMAS OR JANUARY 2008. I THANK JESUS FOR MAKING ME WON THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND IT MAKES ME REMEMBER WHAT JESUS CHRIST THOUGHT US TO LOVE OUR ENEMY. MY FIRST BOY IS A CHRISTIAN AND THE COMING ONE WILL BE A CHRISTIAN TOO. PRAISE GOD THAT HIS LOVE ENDURES FOREVER. JESUS IS LORD AND HIS WAYS ARE PERFECT!!!!!!

MY QUEEN IS DREAMING OF A CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE THAT ALL THE ALHAJIS WILL BE INVITED TO WITNESS A HOLYGHOST UNION WITH THEIR DAUGHTER.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA AND HIS WONDERFUL PEOPLE. LET US LOVE ONE ANOTHER FOR THE GREATEST IS LOVE.

Congratulations! I am glad that things are working well for u and ur mrs! Hope u do get the wedding u want Please keep us updated with the pregnancy, and weather it is a beautiful boy or girl

danfo driver- med melons and mountain black

I know Deeper Life church does not believe in people having relaxed hair, wearing jewlery and women should not wear trousers.


Am I a sinner if i do these things?

Im stingy and proud

depends, sometimes


have u ever embarrased urself in front of a guy u liked?

Dirty Dancing

doyin13:
HEHEHE

You don mis road.

Who needs culture in the bedroom

You need an animal. An uncultured, uncouth and unmannered one.

And monkeys are best.

Lol, u make me laf
And yes, girls in wrappers can be sexy!

_davidylan:
lol makes me remember the first time i visited my ex girlfriend at her house, she was wearing a wrapper! I didnt know a girl in wrapper could be so sexy and vulnerable!

How to make a marriage spicy? - absolutely NO hair attachments!

hmmm, good luck trying to find ur wife.

lol, yes extremely


Are you into hiphop?

wham:
You got hair.

Its just that it's Afro.

Thanx for the compliment. I'm happy u are taking it more lightly now.

Firstly, u have a lot of times on ur hand to be drawing pictures like that.
Secondly, i can say the same thing about men. Not 1 man over the age of 40 i know has a flat stomach, they all have big pot bellys. Now i want my guy to stay trim for life. However, im not going to stop loving him, he still will be the same guy i married no matter what size or shape he is.

Nope, it was quite sunny.


u?

jayon:
wetin self, am tired of this nonsense can someone help, am serious, yesterday on my way back from work, i saw a bus park in front of me and friends the next thing we saw was some guys wearin G.unit shirt, and they where like buy 50 album **Curtis*** for just $2, can u believe i never did buy it instead on my way a begger begged me for $1 instead i gave him the $2, i can't waste money on sumin so wack,

loool, good for u. Don't waste money on that nonsense guy.
so when is fiddy going to resign, isnt that what he promised us

i was a good girl at school

hmmmm, rugby is a real mans sport

Saw II

no, it was boring


u?

debosky:
Oh heck no! how will it be sexy if it reminds me of my mama or grandma?? that isn't sexy AT ALL in my book, that is one of the ground rules I will lay for my wife, ABSOLUTELY NOT allowed!

kinky is not even necessary, keeping it fresh and working on turning each other on consistently is the key, you don't need to be a mega freak to do that

I dont mean kinky as all that stuff useless men fantasize about, ewwww!
I meant, like pre-intimacy and taking time b4 going straight for the kill.

BABEELOVE:
Let them ban! at least I have offloaded a whole lot off my chest! Who dey fear ban? There are other websites to occupy my time with! Rubbish! You can't insult me and get away with it! I may be silent for a while! But I am waiting for you! BAN! If you want to ban! If that busy body of a Thief-of-Heart that goes about sucking corks with torturous venous networks can't be banned for not minding her "mgbatitious" business--let them ban me then! Frankly my dear-----I do not give a damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn or a river! Nonsense! You think I am here to make friends? I got to many--in ma life to worry about useless Nairalanders with no jobs!! Useless idiots!

I say Ban!!! See the useless website is crippled with nonsensical idiots! I am only helping to thrash it! This will never happen in better websites like Nigeriaworld! Useless pussy and cork suckers! I say I am waiting for you---Thief-of-Heart! Ugly-stinking-4 ft-mgbati- father- phocking-bitch! Maroko midget!!!!!!!! Madam the madam Etteh--of Nairaland!

See me see trouble oooh, i was just saying that if u were banned then u will be missed, becoz ur funny and liven up nairaland.

debosky:
blue-sky what are your own comments on making a marriage spicy?

for me? ABSOLUTELY NO wearing wrapper with hairnet around the house, that is the height of UNSEXINESS

Lol, wrapper with hairnet can be sexy if your the right lady

How to make a marriage spicy, hmmm, im not sure, make the sex life more lively, lol, be kinky. I don't think men like women to be prudish.

Agbo2:
@ babeelove

Its very evident how sick u are now,

u apparently have no iota of decency in you

you go around different posts flaunting your stupidity.

You obviously can't get any of your baby boyfriends here on nairaland.

Better go grow up.

kiss my arse!

Its a public forum, everyone has the right to express their views, if u thinks she is flaunting her stupidity, doesnt that make u stupid getting angry over something you think is 'stupid'
Please grow up urself!

Can we please go back to the topic, even though i suspect this thread is going to close

MoOdYLaDy:
Hmmmmmm she isn't coming back !!!!!!!foolish chicken

I dont think they will come back,

@babeelove
hopefully ur not banned, every1 values ur advise aswell

yes


are you lazy?

cushy

Bourne Identity

BABEELOVE:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Now you want to go back to the topic? Whosai? That is not possible! I say next! Idiots! I am waiting or y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaall! Morons!

Are you calling me an idiot?
and what was the 'hmmmmmmm' for?
I believe in christ, and think it should be part of my marriage. Is that wrong?

what happens if you are the last person to post?
do u win a prize

+osisi:
I believe in pure unadulterated love.
I believe in having God at the center of a marriage
I believe in a man loving his wife like Christ loves the Church ie,would do anything for her.

word!
Hopefully my marriage will have these substance.

is the pic real?

I dont understand, is the guy doubledating?

denex:
You're so polite the way you post. And yes I read peoples minds by their body language and I'm not the only one that does it.

What difference does it make if all the Indians in the UK flocked there in 1761?

The whole point of me mentioning when the Asians first arrived is to prove a point. A point that the UK needs these immigrants to help with its economy.
During the 1950s there was an influx of Asians and Jamacans to help in jobs, skilled labour like nursing and menial work like being bus drivers. The Asians flourished in business and had corner shops in every street and were respectable doctors. We are seeing this now with the Polish, they are doing very well as Builders, taking the jobs which the brits wont do, and doing cheap Labour. They are now flourishing and sending loads of cash back home.

However, what can we say for us Nigerians, in the Uk we are known for being traffic wardens, curropt and taking up prison space.

Yes, the UK needs to control its immigration, like the Austrialians, who only allow people to live there if they can rovide jobs that the Aussi's need. However, the cheap labour that the immigrants are taking up is helping the economy to grow.

denex:
@Jakumo

Nigerians make up far more than 1% the population of the UK. I was chatting online with my ex and I noticed her new picture so she revealed to me she was in London to spend a little time with her sister (another Nigerian).

My cousin Suleman is in Newcastle and his immediate younger sister just joined him.

My best friend Niyi has been in the UK since 1999 and all his 4 older siblings have been there since the 1980s.

My neighbour is in London, my stepbrother is in London with his entire family.

My ex, exgirlfriend came back from London last year to get a job here ( patriot chick). Only she, her youngest brother and momsie are in Nigeria. All her other siblings are in the UK.

I have several other friends in the UK and there's one planning to go there for a visit next year.

Nigerians and Indians keep flocking to the UK without calculating that our population is several times theirs. If half the population of Nigeria goes to the UK, their population would make them the majority ethnic group.

If half the population of Indian joins them there, the English would become an insignificant minority group.

So the British Government has to find a way of tackling this influx of foreigners that is about to overwhelm them.

By rejecting visa application no matter how genuine
By charging exhorbitant visa fees where they should be none
By regular deportation exercise even if for baseless reasons
By regular quarantine exercise to curb excesses.

So I don't find it difficult to believe that Nigerians make up a very high percentage of inmates in London correctional facilities. While Indians know how to go to a foreign country and play by the prevailing rules, Nigerians always want to "show themselves" and assume they have equal rights as the citizens over there.


As for the McAnn people, just leave them alone. I don't know what they are up to, but that Kate woman definitely killed the child. All you need to do is review the tape of her first public statement. There's something about her eyes, her concentration, even her posture and the fact that she was forgetting words and looking down at a paper.

Whose daughter would go missing and would require "expo" to make a brief public appeal?

It seems that everyone you know is in the UK, sometimes u seem very arrogant by the way you post, so your now a mind reader, just by the way someone pustures themselves they are definitley a murderer, shame on you to judge some1 by their 'appearance'.
You do know that majority of the Indians in the UK came during the 1950's?

younghoodi:
bro i gotta reply 2 u because u sound like a ny nigga,weither u ridin with dipset g-unit d-block we all reppin ny,i live in yonkers i be on 354 d-block 2 gunz up.


cam kill 50 lol look at here they don't know where cam at ever since he got punched in the eye but is still dipset/g-unit/d-block all day ny we here.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5lJuleKGfI

one more thing I do fuk with niggas in jamaica queens too nicca,bang em smurf domination my nigga young red guerilla gang free mistersir u already know.

Oh my lord, *sighs*, and what is all this in English?
Read your books, and stop wasting ur time with all this nonsense. Theyre making their money out of naive people like u.

not every1 is Yoruba uno

south east baby, lewisham!

its bait your Yoruba tho, wiv ur name giving it away

so wat does l'omo mean?