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good good
now we are getting somewhere, im not disgusting,
what am i?

silly in human terms, im more righteous than u
i doesnt necessarily mean me
neither does u mean silly in particular
they refer to all those partial to either arguments
that said


i'm more righteous
i get a gift, i dont like or need it
i give it to other deserving people

u sell it and keep the proceed
u be the judge man

ur bathroom will sure be cluttered

^^^ roflmao!!!!!!! ;d ;d ;d

Adam Brody:
@bluespice

Is that what you tell yourself that you have features?

No fattie, you don have features but loads of mass of disgusting fat stored everywhere around you! Am sure your one of those dumb chicks who always ask guys "Do i look fat in this dress?" Haaaaaaaaaaa! Irony of the highest order!

I am also sure than anytime you go window shopping for clothes, the shop retailers will be scared of their scales!

From today, anytime you look at the mirror, repeat after me:

I am a fat F***k

I eat too much

I can't stop eating

In fact i must eat more than yesterday

I must drink more than yesterday

Until i bust

grubbido!

Another thing i remember about fat f**ks is that they sweat alot and stink due to all that secretion of fat that you emit to the ozone layer? Is that why you were wearing a leather jacket to prevent others around you from knowing your a fat smelly sweating warthog?

Meanwhile here is a link to see your exact look alike:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDULk1GLgfQ

yep, thats what am talking about
now more passion
let me know how disgusted u are by my appearance

silly boy
scenario 1:
vals day
after dinner ur girl brings out her gift 4 u
u open it, the silk tie u dreamt about yesternite honest!
u say thanks with sincere gratitude
u bring out her gift
u hope she appreciates it as much as u appreciated hers
she opens it
she says "oh,
u really shouldnt have,
i really dont use Jasmine scented Candles
thanks tho but u can have it back"


silly wat will u do?

Muza i pass on all the insults passed to the OP for generalising to u!

lmao! stillwara

sisi we need not say more

seriously dude
ur going to have to be more explicit when
describing my features

oya see classic example silly
she has 2 boxes of china that she doesnt use
i bet u say she still keeps em yeah?

oh my gosh! https://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-happy-smileys-819.gif https://img3.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/happy/happy0187.gif
ur kidding rite?

silly keep?
no thanks i dont hoard
i love me space
moreso why not give it to someone that will appreciate it more

karma he's spoiling for a show down
ish is i dont exchange words with kids
not when they havent offended me in anyway

phoenix  

JJYOU, its a lost case

JJYOU
that thing is def not qualified to use that term to refer to me

Phoenix, girlfriend the poor thing is hopelessly pathetic
ignoring him is the greatest service to nl

uhhh how hard is it to ask her?

and good gawd! are people this stupid?
like seriously?

babsongudus:
ol boy my advice is that u try n suck her clit if it tastes like egunsi that means she don bornu bornu

Adam Brody:
Through her boobs. Most of them already have sagging breasts that looks like a mallams slippers and because they still want to do sisi eko, they will now buy those kind of brassiere with iron supporting them, popularly called "koste Oni rin". This koste is a poor imitation of a wonder push up bra and when they try to cover their baby factory, the iron refuses to hold those flabby breasts and it ends up over lapping with their belle.

So check the titties. If it is not firm and upright, then know say she don drop one container for port before!

phoenix!
u got that right!

agaba!!!!!!
ive been all over looking for u!!!
where have u been?
ive missed u

wats so wrong in it?
ive told lotsa guys when their flies r open
same here, been told by guys
its nothing just dont push it by saying anything stupid
thats embarassing enough!

lol the law of attraction states that burriful dates burriful
wugly dates wugly
we however have exceptions
seal

roflmao!
wetin na only u
haba  

doyin13:
hehehehe. . .

so assuming i just blink pere like this
i for miss the spice

doyin!

uhh but since when was it expected for boyfie to pay for girlfie's hair?

na wa sha
poster u sef, idnt u catch glimpses of the kind of person before asking her out?

y'all have issues jare

he he he
u is a male beech!

mother tongue?

pls that's overated why cant u use the word traditional language?

my first language is English ill always be most confident speaking it than any other language
dont get me wrong i know the meaning of mother tongue i just think its an overated word

now about it being a shame if one cant speak one's native language,
it depends on so many circumstances
i say it, i had to learn my language at 15 cos i couldnt say jack
not cos i was embarassed but cos i wanted to
it gives one a sense of belonging with other speakers
however never in my years of not being able to speak, was i ever ashamed
it was a choice my parents and i made for me
why sweat over someone else's decision?

he he he

he he he

i give pressies tho i must admit most 9gerians r not into the whole gifts xchange tradition

cant blame them

but hauwa ur friends sha

yoruba culture
not all of it tho
the speaking of the language,
i miss hearing people insult themselves in the most hilarious terms n yoruba

well sisi, i gotta give it to u
im loving this section
wonder why ive never even dropped by b4

brash didnt see non can u see mine?