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Food › Re: If You Were Asked To Eat One Meal For The Rest Of Your Life, What Will It Be? by Bluffly: 5:20pm On Apr 12

Amala gbegiri and Ewedu with boild titus fish..Balanced diet

RevenuesBoost:
If You Were Asked To Eat One Meal For The Rest Of Your Life, What Will It Be?

One Of Baby Light's Favourite: Fried Ripe Plantain
She always Dance and Sing while eating Dodo.

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https://youtube.com/shorts/F9MXxP7E-TM?si=SPvfEjbvxWkUIX7-

Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Sent Guns To Protesters In Iran - Trump Says (Video) by Bluffly: 12:51pm On Apr 06

A president should not be reckless with such statements

Crime › Re: April Fool Prank In My Compound Almost Led To Bloodshed… Now Police Case! by Bluffly: 7:42pm On Apr 01

This is an example of a f**lish woman destroying her own home.

tobeezman:
Something happened in my compound today that still feels unreal.

Around 11am this morning just like about 3 hours , I was in my room when I started hearing serious shouting outside. Not normal noise, the kind that makes you pause and listen.

It was my neighbour.

Apparently, earlier in the day, his wife had called him sounding very distressed. She told him that some guys had beaten her up badly and broke her leg, and to make it worse, she mentioned the name of a guy he already had issues with.

That was all the man needed.

He rushed home immediately, full of anger. Instead of even entering his house first to confirm what happened, he went straight to confront the guy. I even heard he arranged some boys. At that point, the whole situation was about to explode.

Just when things were about to get out of hand…

His wife called him aside.

He entered the house, and that was when she told him the truth:

“It was just April Fool prank.”

Everything changed instantly.

He then asked his wife to come down and apologize to the wife, which she did. But instead of calming things down, the man made it worse by telling the guy:

“You’re lucky it was a prank… I for don knack you something.”

That statement didn’t sit well at all.

Everybody thought the matter would just end there.

But later on…

The same guy came back to the compound, this time with police officers.

Yes, police.

They went straight to pick up both the husband and the wife. The guy is insisting they must sign an undertaking stating that if anything happens to him, they will be held responsible.

Now the whole compound is tense.

What started as a simple April Fool joke within a few hours turned into:

• Near physical attack
• Threats
• Police involvement

All in one day.

Honestly, not everything should be used for prank. Some jokes can easily destroy relationships or even land people in serious trouble.

This is Lagos reality

Have you ever seen a prank go this wrong before?

Travel › Re: Life In Abuja by Bluffly: 4:17am On Mar 27

Kajaard:
That is outskirts of Abuja. A crime ridden area

You are oponu. How is Ushafa Crime ridden. Yes Ushafa is FCT not Abuja but not lesser. Ushafa is safer than Garki, Area 1, Wuse, Mabushi, Jabi....

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Says Strait Of Hormuz Open To All But Enemy Nations Not Allowed by Bluffly: 9:33pm On Mar 22

Watcharena:
US ships should pass through let's see

It will pass. Do you think Iran controls it in its entirety. It is jusy there own end. And the closure will even affect them and their allies mostly. Iran has no choice.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Says Strait Of Hormuz Open To All But Enemy Nations Not Allowed by Bluffly: 9:31pm On Mar 22

It is opened to all

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Says Strait Of Hormuz Open To All But Enemy Nations Not Allowed by Bluffly: 9:27pm On Mar 22

ahmedio2017:
It is not totally closed, and it is not totally open now, the enemies are not allowed stop all these unnecessary lies

How will it be opened if all shils won't pass through. Not workable. Trust me

Foreign Affairs › Re: Badenoch: Labour Party Is Making The Same Mistakes Nigeria Did by Bluffly: 3:37pm On Mar 22

omooba969:
Can you align your comment to Kemi's proposal?

be intelligent to know that that statement is addressing Kemi

Foreign Affairs › Re: Badenoch: Labour Party Is Making The Same Mistakes Nigeria Did by Bluffly: 3:17pm On Mar 22

I do not think she understands where comparative advantage and economics of scale comes in

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Badenoch: Labour Party Is Making The Same Mistakes Nigeria Did by Bluffly: 3:11pm On Mar 22

Mattswaggz:
Seems like this woman wouldn't be a bad PM after all.

It is easier to be a spectator

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Travel › Re: Sokoto-Badagry Highway Reaches Silame-Katami Corridor (Pictures) by Bluffly: 9:08pm On Mar 19

Tyre go chop quickly well well for thi concrete road

Romance › Re: Man Refuses Bill After Woman Who Invited Him Demands He Covers Everything by Bluffly: 9:22pm On Mar 16

Sonnobax15:
His Pride made him lose a rare gem

No be only rare gem m, you go soon see rare fo*l

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 14th March 2026 by Bluffly: 10:55pm On Mar 14

Somebody shout Hallelujah

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (2 - 0) On 14th March 2026 by Bluffly: 8:29pm On Mar 14

Sonofgod1990:
Yesssssssss
Arsenal 1 vs everton 1. Thank God

in your dreams

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (2 - 0) On 14th March 2026 by Bluffly: 8:26pm On Mar 14

Sonofgod1990:
I said it earlier una think say na joke. Everton go win dis match

How market?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (2 - 0) On 14th March 2026 by Bluffly: 8:05pm On Mar 14

The ref has been awarding free kick to Everton at will

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Education › Re: Bola Ahmed Tinubu Federal Polytechnic Abuja Gets ₦2bn Take-Off Grant by Bluffly: 4:19pm On Mar 14

OlujobaSamuel:
Thought there is an embargo on new tertiary institution, also, why are we still establishing new polytechnics since it's not serving purpose, can't they learn from Lagos state that upgraded all her associate degree awarding institution to a university, or what's the logic in using same or more years for associate degree compare to a full degree.

The problem is not the certs but the structure and lack of sense of purpose, vision, mission and objevtive. If not so
* Universities would have lived up to turning out true and life impactful researches
* Polythecnics will focus on their primary purpose of technical knowledge transfer and build the right structure rather than setting up themselves to compete with a university otherwise OND to HND should not be more than 3 years of study, neither will a polythecnic would want to award B.tech yet as a polythecnic under a rector. Upgrading Poly to Uni has already defeated the purpose of poly
* NYSC is not a ground for academic equivalency but service to the nation and anyone who has attained the required age for service should be allowed to serve right from WAEC.
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Health › Re: UCH: Dwindling Fortunes Of Nigeria’s Celebrated & Foremost Tertiary Hospital by Bluffly: 10:18pm On Mar 12

bigpicture001:
An Igbo Alumnus graduate recently donated 1m dollars to the institution...

What did the Management do with it?

Definitely embezzled to the last kobo

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Politics › Re: NNPC Cuts Petrol Price By N100 In Lagos, N95 In Abuja by Bluffly: 7:55pm On Mar 12

donleo92:
So it means that cost of transportation can go back to its normal price

How?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mansfield Town Vs Arsenal: FA Cup (1 - 2) On 7th March 2026 by Bluffly: 3:23pm On Mar 07

Sonofgod1990:
Arsenal will go down today

Is like you don't know Mansfield

How market?

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Politics › Re: DCP Abba Kyari Discharged And Acquitted by Bluffly: 2:38pm On Mar 05

HausaIgboYoruba:
Disu worked under him, that's what I said. I never said Abba Kyari joined Police before him. Get ur facts right, Dude

Tunji Disu never served under Kyari at any point in time. Disu only took over from him when he was suspended.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Destroys U.S Radars, Early Warning Systems In The Middle East (Photos) by Bluffly: 6:33am On Mar 05

WriterNig:

Easy to run your mouth when you're fighting with about 7 countries backing you.

Why don't you fight Iran without support from anyone?

Have have thorough thought through. Most of the weapons in use are that of Americas and the military in this loations were strengthened by USA. War requires strategy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 4th March 2026 by Bluffly: 10:36pm On Mar 04

bluefilm:
You call that wisdom?

That's nonsense

Barcelona under Pep back then in 2009 were winning and yet were also playing entertaining fußball

They discovered that what worked for Barca can't work for them. This is same for all clubs. Why is Guardiola not playing tikitaka with Mancity?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Navy Release Video Of Iranian Ship Sunk By torpedo by Bluffly: 9:27pm On Mar 04

sleek214:
Iran will fall before the end of the month. US and Israel combo is the best thing on earth, US should pull out of NATO. US and Israel have the best Airforce in the world. The money they spend on NATO should be invested in US and Israeli military. Just last month, Iranian navy and the Russians had a military drill,, week 1, Airforce and Navy wiped out . How they think they can stand the two most powerful military in the world beats my imagination. These Iranians reason like Tinubu supporters and are delusional like obidients.

War is not just about equipment but strategic presence as well. Do you think USA would have been able to pull this off comfortably without strategic alliances which gave them bases. No country has military presence across the world like USA

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Hypersonic Missile Strikes Tel Aviv (Video, Photos) by Bluffly: 6:05am On Mar 03

Isreal-USA and allies are being strategic but Iran is reckless with the war.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 1st March 2026 by Bluffly: 7:51pm On Mar 01

Reference:
Even with a man advantage, Arsenal is still struggling to put this team away.

Na so Una go yarn when it is Arsenals turn. 2021 Leeds won Mancity with 10 men, Una no yarn say dem dey spineless o. Haters.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Wigan Athletic: FA Cup (4 - 0) On 15th February 2026 by Bluffly: 6:37pm On Feb 15

Winterhaven:
With two champions league won, Nothingham forrest is a bigger club than Arsenal.

Feed yourself and be enlightened.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 12th February 2026 by Bluffly: 9:41pm On Feb 12

E be like se this referee wan spoil this game

Politics › Re: Fubara May Submit Commissioners List Following Aso Villa Talks by Bluffly: 8:04pm On Feb 10

tiger28:
Don’t EVER TRUST repeated UNGRATEFUL INGRATES!!!!!!

Btw I am not a Wike Fan.

let me ask you this simple question. See yourself as the governor whose cabinet members rather regard the directive of an ex-governor other than you. What position will you take?

Politics › Re: Fubara May Submit Commissioners List Following Aso Villa Talks by Bluffly: 8:00pm On Feb 10

Pierocash:
Fubara should be removed, he is not fit to lead. Immediate removal is the best thing. the dumb 001

You mean he is not fit to be a puppet

Crime › Re: Man Killed By Angry Mob In Delta 4 Days After Returning From Italy by Bluffly: 5:26am On Feb 09

If you know you have future and see violence, walk away

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Politics › Re: We Don't Need To Have A Governor To Mobilize For Tinubu - Wike by Bluffly: 8:04pm On Feb 08

Lithiumite:
Fubara like wike? Move to the jokes section pls

You should move to the Jokes section since your reasoning is below par. Wike betrayed, Fubara also betrayed him. So what next.

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