₦airaland Forum

God1000:
True talk, henceforth I will work more for my personal progress.

I've tried my best, it's time to give up

No ooh no give up deh there deh fight for peter obi, na peter obi go come use spoon feed you mumu man

Go and have sex op go out there and let someone fvck you hard till your third eyes opens

techgen:
The saying is always true " HE WHO FEEDS YOU, CONTROLS YOU "

very true bro

[quote author=Nia69 post=121438349]I don't know what is wrong with nairaland abi na my phone deh do am

I swear sand no go fit enter my third eyes

ThiefnubuBandit:
Obi must fight this case in courts. Victory is for sure!

Bros anything way don reach court for naija don pass already

Ibime:
You best tell your friend she is about to marry Naija Jeffrey Dahmer

Ibime?? the God of textcee?? are you him?? is he you??

adewumiopeyemi:
Still wondering how he reach front page

Na wetin she want nah, she don get am

JackDaAlienz:
That is why they are very confident to use God's name to lie.
If they truly feared God and believe in God. They won't try that nonesense

lols and they cash out real good bro

sylve11:
Na fake story jor.

Na fake story nah, who no know that one

justyhere:
My friend is a good woman who has suffered too much in the hands of men. She says this man makes her happy, they are getting married and expecting. Please she doesn't deserve anything like this, don't say that please

You are a foolish liar common get out of here ewu

JackDaAlienz:
No mind them

Na pastors just deh lavida i swear, most of them knows the truth but they choose to scam their members

Autobot05:
They'll bring another candidate after that 8 years

Yes of course i believe that APC will rule nigeria forever

Lol bros how you go fight wetin pass you??
shey we survive buhari??
na so we go survive shettima for another 8years because i no say tinubu is only a tool

Lvgirl:
If you mean barbing hair on the head of humans no.
If you mean cutting off the head and selling it to ritualist Yes you can get it

He will get morethan 3million self

Ninobraw:
How much do barbers make daily or weekly.

I m planning to learn the work and open my own store. So I want to know like how much they make daily and weekly.

Lols bros you funny abeg

Bros kolos no follow i deh fear kolos pass any other drug in my life.....and funny enough i never use eyes see this colorado

Pearlokeys:
Regardless of who had won, the writings on the wall already point to tough times ahead. So, it's nothing new. We should all brace up.

We have to brace up ooh, we don't really have a choice

JackDaAlienz:
In 2019, my mother was part of a charismatic prayer group that fasted for 2 weeks praying for Buhari not be elected.
Upon all the fasting, Buhari won

2023 she tried to force us to join her group for praying for Peter obi.
I told her that she is wasting her time

All the prayers she has been praying since 2019 for a better Nigeria, still Nigeria gets more messed up.

Today I caught her crying alone in dinning room, turns out she was crying because of election results

I asked her why her prayers didn't work upon all the fasting. She got angry and went to her room.

I have always said that prayers don't work, church is scam filled with fake testimony to decieve members

Saying prayers is useless nah because there is no GOD

Fanikoko:
Chai 9ja which way? Whatever you do now use your head o

Cc Seun

Another pure suffering for 8years again

Beebah321:
Lol u be the boyfriends na. Na because of u I never sleep

ahh only me one be boyfriends? there is no statement to your truth, ooh sorry there is no truth to your statement

Autobot05:
Oga even lil intake is dangerous

You mean dangerously good abi

Beebah321:
Lol see your mouth

This girl you never sleep?? abi you deh busy deh chat with your boyfriends??

falcon01:
It depends on how you take it, weed can either make you calm cool and cozy turning you to the most Angelic person ever or it can F*ck you up real Good!!

You know the drill oga

Autobot05:
Lmao I once imagined this ( adding weed to the family general Sunday meal ) but the fear of someone finding out stopped me

Unfortunately weed has very bad effects that multiply with time .. and smoking is bad for your health too

Take this from an ex junkie

You took it overdoze, weed is not something you need to smoke everytime as if you are in jamaica oga puff puff pass e get why, me i only smoke when am back from work once in a day and only at night

Pells1:
How come
Op the amount of weed you added to the stew was not much right?
Because someone should have shut down like a computer immediately after eating

It was not much but i knew it would get the job done

Royal0:
Are you on weed now... just confirming something

Yeah am on a cheap weed sha

kababo5121:
Hfdgi

Thank you brother

Weed is spiritual......
i remember last two sundays when my family went to church and i was alone at home because i don't go to church on sundays, i only go to church any other day minus sundays, not to pray to a God but meditate and have a me time because church is usually quite every other day minus sundays and saturdays, back to my story i was alone at home and i smoked my weed, and put some weed in our pot of stew cus i wanted my family to relax and have joy even if it's just for an hour, they came back ate their food and i decided to take record of their movements, mehn i did not regret it at all, everyone was just vibing well with each other, it was fun mahn i saw how beautiful life could be even for just a moment, we all gisted well and after sometime they started sleeping one by one peacefully......no one suspected anything lols......crazy but it feels so good lols

Beebah321:
How you take know sef?
U ehh u wan open my nyash for this forum

Everybody nyash deh open now bee, na wetin you no know be that, so if at all, na close i wan close am

Beebah321:
e dey like Peter Obi own

Better......this wan way you remember us for "nairaland" today e be like say "cash" no deh your hand

Beebah321:
u go like am na, see your head

As far as my head no deh like tinubu own no problem