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ahnie:
I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.

I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers.
My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.

So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.

I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.

I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate

Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?

I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.

From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).

He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.

I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.

I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.

Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.

E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.

Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.

I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.

Sis, may God bless you abundantly.
Shey una see my life?

As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength.
I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.

If I come beg you money, you nor go give me
So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want.

Hi ma'am, I sent you a mail already. Can we talk about this business?

No matter the situation, believe that "it will soon pass and become a memory"

There's so much you still do with your life.

Daveambition:
Don't Owe Any Man..
Distance Urself From Broke & Unproductive Girls...

What a nice opportunity to preach the gospel to him/her, a very short an inspired one and at the end get him/her to saved.
My opinion.

Hmmmm

bolaayenimo:
ban has been lifted

Very easy to predict

Lagos view
E shock you?

slyydave:
she came with three girls to a restaurant.i just ask them to order anything they want and japa ran away..the next day she say me and started insulting me that am not man enough .imagine
i didnt even answer her

That's mind-blowing one bro. if you can afford the expenses, it isn't a big deal though.
And if the situation surpasses your budget you could discuss it with the lady in question nah, you just flee the restaurant like that? That's very funny to me. I only watch that in movies

What wi happen when Mr President wish to visit his doctor?

AfonjaConehead:
Whattt are what!!!!!?

Just imagine scence, it saddens my heart.�

courage9:
Woaw......
Thanks very much for your suggestion.
I think this would go a long way....

Glad it's a welcome suggestion.
After you might have introduce the vowels and consonants sounds to them, start the pronunciation by adding two or more words together...along the line get an interesting story that most of them were familiar with(afore knowledge of the story makes them grasp faster while reading) then here you go....

Have tried using Bible for Adult Christians and it works so well.

Was impressed with your Hustle.
Keep it up.

What happens to third born or you assume everybody give birth to three kids?

Does all this secession looks like a coincidence...yet the present administration is thinking that the plan is to tarnish it's image.

How on Earth will someone kills another human and be thanking his god for that. I don't see that as a reasonable thing to me.

How can a god be pleased with you when you kills....?

TheSourcerer:
14 year old Australian boy, decided to run away from home to the US after fight with parents , Heigh hid in the plane tire shutter , immidiatly the plane took off and tires retract back to the plane , a photographer trying out plane shot could not believe his horrible discovery after developing the image , he fell only 2minutes after takeoff

What!!!!

Hmmnnnn
It's beginning to look real more than before. Negative business moves faster than positive ones. In fact in this country, negative contents is regarded as agood way to get people's attention rather than positive ones.
Literature: nothing inspirational again, want to make money write on Sex, sex, sex and sex.
Music: nothing like good music again, just get a danceable beat with cheap talk.
Comedy: mad contents everywhere.
Business: fraud everywhere....
Content writer: spamming, fraud content, sex, fake reports, plagiarism....
Blog: nothing new to learn, it's about promoting your purse through madness blogging.

What a pity.....how will Nigeria looks like in 20250?

Location?

Following......
Try to get water inside a bowl and place it very close. Also, each time you turn, the part that you want to change from must be marked it charcoal (*). So that you won't continually put one side while the other side not growing....
Note: hole you're very sure the eggs were fertilized, hope you confirm that?

My input...

I'm planning something around Ondo state, do you care or partnership?

I thought Western Education is bad
Boko Haram

Let's see how it goes...

BMathew:
You're unconsciously going to fall victim of scam and you unconsciously hit your leg against a stone it brought your consciousness to the fact that you're going to the part of regret, is that Superstition?

The fact that you said you pray before stepping out means you've surrender your will to the leading of the Holy Spirit. So the Spirit can use anything to avert such regret.

You're unconsciously going to fall victim of scam and you unconsciously hit your leg against a stone it brought your consciousness to the fact that you're going to the part of regret, is that Superstition?

You've done an outstanding work up there @OP.
The most devastating one is number 4.
An idle mind is the devil's workshop, never allow Satan to think through your thoughts.
Shalom

This is not too good.
I will appreciate Precious summons highly profile people to apologise to FFK than to discredit him in every opportunity given to speak about him.

Why do people feels they always remain in power, why can't they remembered that the most dreadful man on Earth is now a memory.
Don't know who told them they will remain relevant till the end of time.

OderaOdesigo:
Thanks, bro. I appreciate you loads.

Hoping to have more intellectual exchanges with you on this forum.

Hopefully bro, really appreciate your understanding.

OderaOdesigo:
Maximum respect for your temperance. I 100% respect the way you make your point. Indeed, you’re a gentleman. Sane people don’t fall into double digits on this forum.

Thanks, bro, even though I must mention that, in as much as you claimed Kemi can sue Adah, you must also note that Sylvester’s family can easily sue Kemi for defamation, especially if investigations are concluded and it turns out she has made false allegations.

You're highly valued bro.
Kemi is always like that and before the family will sue kemi I know so many people we ask them not to do so because they knew Kemi is wired like that. By the time they sue her, they will be the one to even dismiss the case out of pity.
Just concluded week, kemi had two different personality kicking against her for her acts.

Law enforcement officer