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A woman has claimed she got pregnant by a gust of wind that entered her honeypot, which caused her stomach to start expanding and she gave birth just one hour after.

Police are investigating after Siti Zainah, 25, said she gave birth just one hour after realising she was pregnant in Indonesia.
Her baby girl was born last week in the town of Cianjur in West Java.
Siti told local media that she was in her living room when a gust of wind blew across her house, Times Now reports.
She reportedly said: "After afternoon prayer, I was lying face down, and then suddenly I felt a gust of wind enter my honeypot."
Just 15 minutes later, she said she began to experience pain in her stomach which started to expand.
Siti claimed she was rushed to a community health clinic, where she gave birth to her child.
The news of her bizarre pregnancy spread quickly around the town and has gone viral on social media.
Eman Sulaeman, director of Cidaun's community clinic, said: "I went to the location with the sub-precinct chief and district head. The mother and baby are in a healthy condition and the birth process was normal. The baby's gender is female and she weighs 2.9 kilograms."
Eman added that it is likely Siti experienced a cryptic pregnancy - where the woman is unaware about her pregnancy until she goes into labour.
Following the birth, cops visited Siti's house to start their investigation.
A police spokeswoman said: "The point is that we want to straighten out the confusing news about the pregnant woman who gave birth in a way perceived to be unnatural.
"We don't want this matter to foster wild rumours among the public."

The Inspector-General of Police, IGP, Muhammad Adamu who had been under ‘fire’ recently over his tenure elongation by president Muhammadu Buhari, has received fresh knocks from Nigerians after the arrest of EndSARS protesters at Lekki Toll Gate on Saturday.

The EndSARS protests that led to the death of many Nigerian youths across the country late 2020, resurfaced when the Lagos State Judicial Panel of Inquiry which was set up to by the state government to investigate the alleged extrajudicial killings by the Nigeria Police, ordered the reopening of the Lekki Toll Gate where Nigerian Military allegedly killed many protesters on October 10, 2020.

Following the reopening of the facility, the protest organizers with the hashtag #OccupyLekkiTollgate scheduled a fresh protest which commenced on Saturday.

DAILY POST recalls that despite threats from the Federal Government to forestall the resumption of the EndSARS protests, many youths stormed the toll gate on Saturday morning, vowing to shut down the facility.

DAILY POST had reported that the Nigeria Police arrested a popular comedian, Debo Adebayo, also known as Mr Macaroni, and many others during the #OccupyLekki protest in Lagos.

In a video making the rounds on social media, the arrested protesters were allegedly brutalized by men of the Lagos State Police Command.

The arrest and brutality have triggered reactions from many Nigerians as many have ascribed the development to the IGP’s incompetence in handling such cases.

A member of the Nigerian Union of Teachers, NUT, Mr Dare Falani told DAILY POST correspondent in Abuja that the alleged order by the Nigerian Police to arrest and ‘brutalize’ unarmed protesters was condemnable.

“Are the policemen not Nigerians? Are they not affected by the innumerable hardship? Are we not using the same market or is their own price different?

“I don’t see any reason why the youth will be demanding end to bad governance which has affected all of us negatively, then another fellow will beat them up just because they (officers) want to please their boss who has no regards for humanity,” Falani stated.

Mrs Elizabeth Chukwu, a trader in Wuse Market Abuja also said, ” As far as I am concerned, the office of the IGP is currently vacant. Adamu has completed his tenure and should have been made to vacate the office while we trust God for a competent successor.”

Reacting to the arrest and molestation of the protesters by some police officers, a legal practitioner in Makurdi, (Name withheld), told DAILY POST correspond that every Nigerian has the right to protest. According to him, “Protest is simply the expression of disapproval and objection. It can come in different forms, verbal, written, physical, gesture, social media and others. Both under the constitution of Nigeria and under the African Charter on Human and People’s Rights, persons in any part of Nigeria have the fundamental human right to privately and publicly protest over any issue, any time and any day.

“This right is captured under section 39(1) of the 1999 Constitution as amended, it provides that ‘every person shall be entitled to freedom of expression, including freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart ideas and information without interference.

“Protests play an important part in the civil, political, economic, social and cultural life of all societies. Historically, protests have often inspired positive social change and improved protection of human rights, and they continue to help define and protect civic space in all parts of the world.

“Protests encourage the development of an engaged and informed citizenry and strengthen representative democracy by enabling direct participation in public affairs,” he said.

Meanwhile, Abdulaziz Muhammed, a Civil Servant in the Federal Capital Territory, argued that the protest was needless, stressing that their grievances had been registered in the 2020 EndSARS protest, hence the Saturday protest was unimportant.

“I really can’t imagine we are talking about EndSARS this 2021 after the shock we had in October last year.

“They claimed they are protesting against bad governance and I ask, can they point to one thing that has changed since the Lekki shooting and the killing of protesters when the protest was hijacked by hoodlums?

“And if nothing has changed, then why stimulating something you know that would still lead to pains.

“I’m not in support of the fact that the protesters are being molested by the security personnel, but I think getting them arrested can serve as a deterrent to others,” he said.

However, the Lagos State Commissioner of Police, CP Hakeem Odumosu, has condemned the molestation of the arrested protesters and demanded an immediate investigation into the incident.

The Lagos CP in a statement on Sunday, ordered the Deputy Commissioner of Police, State CID, Panti, DCP Adegoke Fayoade, to analyse the viral video which captured some officers maltreating the protesters and figure out the offenders.

The Commissioner charged the DCP to ensure that the erring officers are brought to book.

The federal government has commenced the reform of the Ministry of Defence and the Armed Forces of Nigeria (AFN).

Minister of Defence, Bashir Magashi inaugurated a 21-man committee to facilitate the process at the Ship House on Monday.

The body includes former top Generals, including an ex-Defence Chief.

Magashi announced a 10-point Terms of Reference as contained in the Convening Order.

The retired General told the committee to address perceived administrative and operational gaps in the military in line with 21st century standards.

The Minister advised the team chaired by Air Vice Marshal Mohammed Umaru (rtd) to ensure their recommendations was in tune with efforts against insurgents, bandits and kidnappers.

Magashi said President Muhammadu Buhari believes their submission will drive his campaign promise to return the Nigerian military to global reckoning.

Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Defence, Musa Istifanus said the committee, which has Air Commodore D. E. Abdullahi (rtd) as Secretary, was “carefully selected and balanced to meet national representation and aspirations”.

In his remark, AVM Umaru (rtd) assured the federal government that members will bring their experiences and expertise to bear in the discharge of assigned tasks.

Members are ex-Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal Oluseyi Petinrin (rtd); Lt Gen Chikadibia Obiakor (rtd), ex-Assistant Secretary General, UN Department of Peacekeeping Operations; Goni Aji, former Head of Service; Rear Admiral A. G. Adedeji (rtd); Maj Gen A. M. Jibril (rtd); Rear Admiral F. D. Akpan; Adviser to the Minister, Maj Gen Ahmed Tijani Jibrin (rtd); Rear Admiral J. A. Ajani (rtd).

The team also has Brigadier General J. N. Temlong; Group Captain S.G. Shehu (rtd); Maj Gen O. F. Azinta (rep – Chief of Defence Staff); Maj Gen Charles Ofoche (rep – Chief of Army Staff); Rear Admiral O. E. Eyo (rep – Chief of Naval Staff); AVM I.O. Ojeyemi (rep – Chief of Air Staff).

The rest are Professor A. S. Nwankwo, former Provost, Nigerian Defence Academy; Director Joint Services (JSD), Mrs O. M. Mustapha; Director Reforms, Mrs Ochida Ahubi Suzan (rep of Ministry of Defence); former Permanent Secretaries in the Ministry, Aliyu Ismaila and Ambassador Danjuma Sheni.

this man they lie. without woman bin laden would not be kill.. he better go watch the documentary how they kill that man.. person that was kill Inside is room by u s special forces and no women among those gallant soldier... like for US share for NIGERIA

YoungBlackRico:
How dafuq does gambling and scam affects fertility?

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Important It is the desire of every human beings to live healthy, long life and fulfilled lifestyle but we have engaged in so many illicit act that are crippling us slowly and it can be shortening our lifespan. In this article, we will be enlightening approximately a few the matters As a man shouldering a lot of responsibilities, we need to stop the manner we are endangering and harming us. A number of things we do have emerged as threats to our wellbeing and often times than n or, we do not see any wrong in doing it but it isn't real. A few guys interact in these things due to the fact they may be not privy to the risks that these items convey.

LET'S CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING FACTORS: 1. Smoking Weed/Cigarettes: Though smoking may additionally have its blessings, it is nonetheless not desirable for our body. In a packet of most cigarettes, they commonly positioned those quote " smokers are vulnerable to die younger". These rates are meant to warn humans towards immoderate smoking. Smoking can purpose harm to some of our frame organs like the Lungs and coronary heart. We should try to forestall smoking excessively as guys as it kills us slowly.

2. Involving In Scam: If as a guy, you pick interest in scamming and defrauding people of their hard earned money than fending for yourself and make a living, then you are slowly killing yourself because it is very wrong and karma may also come calling sooner or later.

3. Taking A Lot of Sugar: Too much sugar is not really good for our body system. As a man, you need to avoid taking a lot of sugar or things that incorporate a great deal of sugar to keep away from diabetes and an unnecessary increase in weight.

4. Taking Excessive Alcohol: Many men are going through this particular one. Alcoholic liquids are not bad but it is ideal that you to reduce its consumption into your body system.

5. Gambling Rather Than Investing: The fact is that some men feel that going into gambling is better than making a genuine investment and a lot of them are becoming addicted to it. Most guys have become so broke and indebted due to immoderate playing games and lotto and some have died of poverty.

President Muhammadu Buhari has received the first effective Coronavirus vaccine after a successful human trial phase.


This was disclosed by one of the President’s media aide, Garba Shehu in a statement issued on Monday.

He tweeted, “President @MBuhari has welcomed the arrival of first effective coronavirus vaccine after a successful human trial phase. . . Reacting to the news that the vaccines have recorded 90% effectiveness against the disease, the President described the development as a major milestone in medical advance but warned that the world must unite in facilitating the equitable access and distribution of the vaccines to protect people in all countries.”

Actor Nana Tornado who rose to fame via the defunct Afia Schwarzenegger TV series has blown hot again after he exposed actress and Instagram model Pamela Odame Watara in a fresh interview with Nayas.

Appearing on the Nayas Adult Show, Tornado said Pamela was a big time prostitute who plied her trade at Osu, a very vibrant and rich suburb of Accra. According to the ever controversial Tornado, when their path first crossed, Pamela told him she was a Kenyan.


He further disclosed that they had sekx the first time they met and added that Pamela is a fake girl so he dumped her tiny ass somewhere.“I had a one-night stand with Pamela Odame, she was a prostitute. She told me she was a Kenyan and I believed her”, he said.



Continuing, Tornado said, “I showed interest in her but I later realized she is fake. I looked stupid when I saw her on TV because she lied to me”, Tornado added.

This is a very complex question with several different possible things to address, thus, I may only make general comments.
As most are aware, a husband and wife should not "defraud" one another accept by mutual consent (1 Cor. 7:5). The King James English uses the word "defraud" and I use it here because it brings up an interesting point: a theft is taking place. However, your question is not whether this is wrong but rather what should one do about it.
First of all, one must not jump to conclusions about why this is taking place. Having no interest is sex may be the result of several things happening in a person's life. There may be emotional struggles with past abuse. There may be a present issue with relationship with God. There may be a medical impairment which is causing a lack of desire. Childbirth, particularly when recovery is prolonged by postpartum depression, may hamper a woman's arousal. Various prescription drugs may adversely affect sexual urges in males and females alike. There may also be unresolved problems within the marriage (Eph. 4:6). Or, as everyone's mind seems to jump to first, there may be another person. Still, it is best not to jump to conclusions (Rom. 12:1-2; Heb. 12:1-4; Phil. 4:4-9; cf. Prov. 3:5; 4:23).
When dealing with such a situation, prayer and the Word of God is essential. Just as breathing is to our survival as humans, prayer is the Christian's life force in this present existence (Psa. 66:19-20; 69:3; 102:1; 1 Thess. 5:17). Individual communion with God is extremely important. It is part of the armor of God in Ephesians 6:10-18, and we cannot stand successfully in the midst of trials without it. In addition, the Word of God gives us wisdom to act wisely (Prov. 3:1, 3, 5; 4:21; 10:8; 12:8; 15:28; 16:9, 23; 18:5; 19:21). As one also seeks godly counsel (Ps 16:7; Prov. 8:14; 11:14; 12:15; 15:22; 19:20-21; 20:5), decisions will have to be made, and communion with God will aid in making such decisions. God may teach many things during such a trial, one of which is not to let this trial turn into a temptation (1 Cor. 7:5).
Lastly, I recommend seeking the counsel of "a" pastor with counseling abilities, keeping in mind not all pastors are gifted in this area. "A" pastor may not necessarily be "your" pastor. One should submit to "a" pastor, but a loving and wise pastor should know his abilities and giftedness or lack thereof (1 Cor. 12:4-6). It may be better to go "out of town" and away from prying ears to discuss such situations. Regardless, what is important is that such situations be shared and discussed with someone who iscompetent to counseland who will listen and be able to give biblical advice

thanks. I realy appriciate this. I wil give it a try

I just notice that white fluid is cuming out of my penis tip. What can i us. Names of drug or any natural ways of curing it.. No insult please

Compliments are fundamental for every being to keep moving. I acquiesce what Benjamin Stockham said, “Other people’s compliments motivate you.” In fact, the simple compliments mean the most to the person you’re saying it.
Below, we will examine some words to use when complimenting someone. These words have proved to be effective and revived dying souls.
Let’s examine them.
1.You help me feel more joy in life.
2.You are a great listener.
3.You should be thanked more often. So, thank you!!
4.Our team is better because you are in it.
5.You have the best ideas.
6.Happy are those who raised you! They deserve to be given a medal for a job well done.
7.You are a wunderkind; you are so thoughtful.
8.You are a reason why people smile.
9.Whenever you say you will do something, I trust you that you will.
10. I am grateful to goodness for knowing you.
11. In all honesty, you are more stressful than you really know.
12. I am proud of you, my friend.
13. Your kindness is a comfort to all those who encounter it.
14. You inspire me more than you think.
15. The best version of people has been seen because of you.
16. Thank you for being there for me when nobody was.
17. You are a good laugh, you make a difference when you are around.
18. Because of you, I have come to understand why it good to be good.
19. You thought me what honesty truly is; you made me.
20. You are a great exemplar
21. You have amazing creative potentials.
22. I enjoy even the little moments I spend with you.
23. I am grateful that I met you.
24. I have never met anyone as caring as you are.
25. I want to keep our memories alive forever. I love you more than I do anybody.

We know that social media is very powerful. The hundreds of research that have been done on it prove the point so there is no need to over-flog that matter.
What you might not know, however, is that your social media habits are ruining your relationship. You may think that you are not a social media addict but you just might have habits that are snuffing the life out of your relationship.
1.Phubbing
This refers to snubbing someone in favour of your phone. With instant messaging these days, our phones are usually buzzing and we can’t help but look at our phones, even when our partners are talking to us or right there in the room hoping to have some quality time.
2.Oversharing
You might say, “No, I don’t overshare” but look at your status updates. You are always saying where you were, what you were doing, what you have been up to or even talking about a meal you had the night before. This means that bits of what you are doing with your partner get leaked on the internet and your partner may not be down with that.
3.Accepting random friend requests
If you were single this would not be a major issue but if you are dating someone, your partner may not be so comfortable with the fact that you are accepting friend requests from anyone and most of whom are guys who end up flirting with you.
4.Narcissistic tendencies
Social media approval can easily get to the head if one is not careful and make the person feel all-powerful and too important. This is common among those who call themselves ‘influencers’. Social media feeds the desire to put yourself out there as the ‘it girl’ and you may carry that haughty attitude into your relationship.
There is so much more that social media can do to hurt your relationship. We’ll see more in a bit.

Intimacy is a beautiful experience that should in no way be confused with sex. It is way deeper than a mere fusion of bodies, rather it is a soul-connect with two people obviously in love whose hearts beat as one. Sexual intercourse between lovers transcends from just plain sex to actual lovemaking and a fusion of the body and soul, here is why intimacy is an important element every relationship should have.
Continue reading to discover ways of attaining this deep connection with your partner even without hitting the sack.
Have deep convos
It isn’t enough to tell you're significant other how your day went, that gets shallow and boring overtime; strike up real-life conversations involving your passions, dreams, and your future together. You let down your guard in the process, open up your vulnerabilities to each other and this brings you guys closer than ever before.
Meaningful touches
Not every caressing should scream pre-intimacy in your relationship if you’re aiming for some intimacy. The power of human contact is quite amazing, it lets on that you care about that person and will definitely ignite the spark between you both further. So, linger a bit in that embrace with your man, feel his heart beat against yours, stroke his hair affectionately, etc., this makes you feel more connected.
Enjoy each other’s presence
It shouldn’t matter if you are in the comfort of your sitting room hooked on Netflix rather than cruising on the beach. As two people who love each other deeply every moment spent with each other inside or outside the bedroom, doing or not doing anything at all, should be enough to keep you happy and content.

The Dutch defender has been heavily tipped to join Juventusafter the Serie A side and Paris Saint-Germain seemingly priced the Nou Camp club out of a move.
But whilst they may not be able to match their Champions League rivals in financial terms, the Spaniards are pulling out all the stops to convince De Ligt to join them.
De Ligt is currently enjoying a holiday in the Bahamas with his girlfriend and is expected to make a final decision on his future once he returns.
According to Mundo Deportivo, Barcelonastar Gerard Pique, also holidaying in the area with girlfriend Shakira, was sent to meet De Ligt to try and convince him to join the Catalan clubThe pair could become central defensive partners next season if De Ligt decides to follow Ajax team-mate Frenkie De Jong to the club.
But he has also had Cristiano Ronaldoin his ear trying to convince him to join Juventus, with Italian newspaper Tuttosportclaiming on their Wednesday front page that his transfer is a done deal.
Ronaldo reportedly asked De Ligt to join him in Turin when they met in Portgual vs Netherlands in the Nations League.But the Dutchman has yet to put pen to paper with a new club as he gets prepared to depart Ajax for a new challenge.
The 19-year-old is arguably the hottest property in world football, with Manchester Unitedand Liverpoolalso interested before Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain emerged as the front-runners only for Juventus to jump to the front of the queue.
Juventus are now considered the favourites to land De Ligt, but Barcelona will be hoping Pique was able to work some magic to convince him to have a late change of heart.

(1) Female students should wear mini-skirts only
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(2) Lunchtime takes 3hrs while each lesson takes only 20mins
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(3) If you are quiet person, sorry!get the Bleep out of my school
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(4) If you wanna get high there's a room for Smokers
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(5) Wednesdays and Fridays it's party time no lessons
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(6) During examination all students will be provided with text
books
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(7) All students are free to bring their laptops and phones
because free Wi-Fi will be provided
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( If you insult a teacher your punishment is to play FIFA
with principal
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(9) At lunchtime students eat every kind foods you want the school will provide
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(10) On Mondays you'll come to school at 10:00 just to discuss what happened over the weekend
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WILL YOU JOIN MY SCHOOL ?

I add 5 year join...

When member of his family get kidnap now. They wil nt inform us b4 the pay urge amount of money to them. Making mouth up and down. Dont worry

Praising God is a normal response to what He has done for us and who He is.

The book of Psalms, the largest book in the Bible with 150 individual psalms, is full of praise to God. In fact, Psalm 150, the last psalm in the book, concludes with the injunction, "Let everything that has breath praise the LORD! Praise the LORD!" (Psalm 150:6) Psalm 92 begins with the statement, "It is good to give thanks to the LORD, to sing praises to your name, O Most High", saying that it is good to praise.

If we want reasons to praise God, we don't have far to look. First, God sent His Son, Jesus, to pay for our sins so that we could enjoy being in the presence of God forever. We cannot pay for our sins ourselves, so God paid for them.

In addition to Jesus' sacrifice for us, we can look at the many attributes of God. God is all-powerful (Matthew 19:26), all-knowing (1 John 3:20), greater than anyone else (Colossians 1:18), love itself (1 John 4:, merciful (Psalm 86:15), faithful (1 Corinthians 1:9), wiser than any other (Romans 16:27), and even more.

A list of God's attributes would be as long as the Bible itself. Looking at these attributes makes it plain that He deserves our praise.

An example of the importance of us praising God is Jesus' triumphal entry into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday (Luke 19:28–44). When the crowds of people were praising Jesus, some of the religious leaders in the crowd asked Jesus to rebuke His disciples because of their praise (Luke 19:39). Jesus' response, in verse 40 was, "I tell you, if these were silent, the very stones would cry out." Praising God is so important that if people don't praise Him, creation would praise Him. Eventually, everyone will praise Him. Philippians 2:10 says that at the name of Jesus every knee will bow.

This is not restricted to those who love Him—it says everyone will bow.

Since we all will eventually praise God, it is reasonable that we acknowledge His greatness now while we are not compelled to praise Him. Praising Him is His due, and we, as Christians, have the chance to praise Him now.

What is Praise?
Praise means “to commend, to applaud or magnify.” For the Christian, praise to God is an expression of worship, lifting-up and glorifying the Lord. It is an expression of humbling ourselves and centering our attention upon the Lord with heart-felt expressions of love, adoration and thanksgiving. High praises bring our spirit into a pinnacle of fellowship and intimacy between ourselves and God — it magnifies our awareness of our spiritual union with the most high God. Praise transports us into the realm of the supernatural and into the power of God.“Blessed is the people that know the joyful sound: they shall walk, O LORD, in the light of thy countenance” (Psalms 89:15).
There are many actions involved with praise to God — verbal expressions of adoration and thanksgiving, singing, playing instruments, shouting, dancing, lifting or clapping our hands. But true praise is not “merely” going through these motions. Jesus spoke about the hypocrisy of the pharisees, whose worship was only an outward show and not from the heart.“This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me” (Matthew 15:.Genuine praise to God is a matter of humility and sincere devotion to the Lord from within.
Unpretentious praise and worship pleases the Lord. He delights in the love and devotion of His children. According to the scriptures, the various expressions of praise bring blessing to the Lord. He eagerly awaits the fragrance of our affections, desiring to manifest His sweet presence and power in our midst.“...the true worshipers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him” (John 4:23).
Praise to God is a Lifestyle
All too often, praise to God is something that many people leave at church, an event that happens only when they come together with other Christians. However, praise should be a part of a believers lifestyle, inter-mingled as a part of their daily prayer-life. At work, in the car, at home in bed, or anywhere; praise to the Lord brings the refreshing of the Lord’s presence, along with His power and anointing.“...I will bless the LORD at all times: his praise shall continually be in my mouth” (Psalms 34:1).
Praise is an expression of faith, and a declaration of victory! It declares that we believe God is with us and is in control of the outcome of all our circumstances (Romans 8:28). Praise is a “sacrifice,” something that we offer to God sacrificially, not just because we feel like it, but because we believe in Him and wish to please Him.“By him therefore let us offer the sacrifice of praise to God continually, that is, the fruit of our lips giving thanks to his name” (Hebrews 13:15).
Praise Sends the Enemy Running
Since praise manifests God’s presence, we also realize that praise repels the presence of the enemy, Satan. An atmosphere which is filled with sincere worship and praise to God by humble and contrite hearts is disgusting to the Devil. He fears the power in the name of Jesus, and flees from the Lord’s habitation in praise.“Whoso offereth praise glorifieth me: and to him that ordereth his conversation aright will I show the salvation of God” (Psalms 50:23).
When the children of Judah found themselves outnumbered by the hostile armies of Ammon, Moab, and mount Seir, King Jehoshophat and all the people sought the Lord for His help. The Lord assured the people that this would be His battle. He told them to go out against them, and He would do the fighting for them. So what did the children of Judah do? Being the people of “praise” (Judah actually means Praise), and knowing that God manifests His power through praise, they sent their army against their enemies, led by the praisers!
So on they went, ahead of the army declaring,“Praise the Lord, for His mercy endureth forever!” And the scripture says, “...when they began to sing and to praise, the LORD set ambushments against the children of Ammon, Moab, and mount Seir, which were come against Judah; and they were smitten” (2 Chronicles 20:22).
When God’s people begin to praise His name, it sends the enemy running! I challenge you to become a person of praise, and you will experience the release of the power of God! Some Biblical Expressions of Praise
Declaring of thanks (Heb. 13:15)
Clapping hands and shouting (Psalms 47:1)
Musical instruments and dancing (Psm. 150:4)
Singing praise songs (Psalms 9:11)
Psalms, hymns, & spiritual songs (Eph. 5:19-20)
Making a joyful noise (Psalms 98:4)
By lifting our hands (Psalms 134:2)
By being still (Psalms 4:3-5, 46:10)
By being loud (Psalms 33:3, 95:1-6)

Just spoke with Muideen Oladapo a.k.a Lala who confirmed the death of late veteran Yoruba actor, Fasasi Olabanke popularly known as DAGUNRO.
According to him, the star actor gave up the ghost at his Lagos residence yesterday after a protracted illness.
The Osogbo born actor said they are currently bringing the corpse of the late actor for burial in Osogbo, the osun state capital.
Oladapo, who referred to the late veteran as his boss added that he died at age 70.

Nigeria first lady wear cloth that worth #1.5m.. And u talk say no one can buy this in africa. See government house buy 36 to share 4 state governor b4 next week.

1. when she says “Get my kini” and believes with
all confidence that she gave birth to a mind
reader.
2. when you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she
replies “Sorry for yourself”.
3. when you ask her where you should drop
something and she says : “drop it on my head
now.”
4. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag
from a party.
5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and
she replied: “why wont you have malaria when
you have been pressing phone since morning”
6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and
she replies: “soo the person that came first has
two heads, abi?”
7. When she takes the dstv remote to work, just
to punish you.
8. when you’re watching tv with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change
the channel
9. if when you tell her you are going to friends
place and she be like: when last did they come
here to play with you?
10. when your mum asks you if the food is
enough and you reply no and she says go and
drink water
11. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will
hear ween.
12. when she touches hot pot comfortably
without a napkin
13. when with one look she tells you, you will get
the beating of your life when you get home.
14. when you say: my wedding will be
baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your
wedding will not be bad in Jesus name.
15. When she tells you: ‘I didnt kill my mother, so
you cannot kill me’
16. When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse…
17. When you ask her to help you with your home
work and she advised: go and meet your brother.
You then say, so you don’t even know it and she
repliesit is your father’s family members that are
dullards)
18. When you ask her to refund the money you
lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve
been eating at home nko?”
19. if she is more accurate with her slippers than
Robin Hood is, with arrows.
20. when the seller of cow meat says “Madam
na #7000 for this meat she say, lemme give you #1500.
Naija mums we dey try! loooooolz.

TAKE A BREAK AND LAUGH*
Baro went to His Pastor one Hot Monday Night .
*Baro:* Pastor, the Enemies are after Me!
*Pastor:* My Son, what is it?
*Baro:* My Business is going down.
*Pastor:* Ah! That's a small issue! Kneel down and let me Pray for you.
Aahhhhh, your business will surely rise Again!
Our church members will buy from you! My family will buy from you! I will visit to patronize u soon!
Aahhhhh, the neighbors will buy from you.
Aahhhhh, Say Amen.
*Baro:* Amennnnnnn ooooooh Pastor!
Thank you very much Pastor.
*Pastor:* You're welcome my Son.
By the way, what do you sell? So that I can announce it on Sundays and Weekdays Services.
*Baro:* Oh Sir, I make and sell Coffins.
*Pastor:* Fireeeeee!!!
Nobody will buy from you!!!
I shall not know your shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My family will Never see your Shop!!!
Our members will never buy from you!!!
I Decree and Declare, that your business will run dry in Jesus Christ Mighty and Most Powerfull Name.......
Amen! Amen!!
Don't Laugh Alone.
Help Relieve someone's stress Level.

One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank on Friday, over an hour we're still looking for the cashier and two security men
2- And This Nepa will Bring Light when someone is sleeping, as if someone paid for (MTN) Night plan.......
May sense locate u people today
3_One Hausa just called me and I said its wrong number, he still called me back and say I should tell him the right number.. You can imagine. Zoological republic
4- Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll be like ''Baby i see my future kids in your eyes'' Well-done sir chairman of national population census, Hope you're seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too?
Am not feeling fine jare
5_Those of u that never missed assembly in secondary school
Hope you're now working at the National Assembly?
6.One problem of dating identical twins is
that you cannot honestly tell her,baby
there's no one like you
7_*She Posted.”No one can ever take what
God has given to me “... I commented.
”Where’s ur virginity ?
”..She blocked me*
8- Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you, You'll get angry and tell a girl "Go to hell" She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport
9_Instead of learning how to cook, every girl is learning how to apply makeup. Don't worry my sister, your mother-in-law is waiting for you.
10- I mistakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi, the next thing I heard was " are u in ZAIN", something was telling me to reply "no am in MTN" . . No God forbid ooh, the devil won't get me dis time
11-An albino still using bleaching cream, I
think she wants to turn invisible
12.I was coming back from town when I
met Jehovah witness people knocking my
door.
I joined them.we knock knock knock till we
got tired and they left
13- I was dating a girl with big mouth and lips.
I was always scared of kissing her. The first
day we eventually kissed, she almost
swallowed my head. What nonsense!! I won't
try that nonsense again.
11_Hello guys*
*Anyone single here? If yes please whatsapp
me your details. Am selling a single bed.*
*Thank you*
14-. I will marry you. ...I will marry you "After
sex u vanish" This is 1 of the reasons why
some men are inside Fanta bottle in some
villages. .
13_You have wooed 30girls in one month and none of them agreed to date you....
My brother can't u see that womanism is not your calling?
Why not try Evangelism?
14. I'll never buy film from this street hawkers
again. Today i bought IRON MAN from them.
When i got home and played it, I saw a man
ironing his clothes
12. A girl came to me today telling me "I need
a guy who will be able to give 50 percent of
his profit or salary"... My sister even God
himself takes only 10% of our salary who do
you think you are? God's mother??
15_ Breakups are really dangerous. I remember
the last time i had a breakup, i was looking
for my shoe in the fridge
16. When superman flies you call him a hero..
But when your granny flies you call her a
witch.. Guys let's support our locally made talent, it's not
easy.
17.Relationshipstress can actually make you
look for a seat belts in the toilet
18. .Thank God body Part can't be borrowed if
not u will be hearing things like Ugonna Blessing
borrow me your breast, you know say my own
don fall finish.19_ You've been receiving engagement rings for
over 5 years now and u are not yet married,
sister are u lord of the rings?
19.Umbrella is for slim girls, fat girls
should make use of canopy please
20. Some girls be like."my ex left a big hole in
my heart which nobody can fill. My sister
don't deceive us we all know where the big
hole is
21. It's so funny how some guyz will buy PURE
WATER and finish it in less than a minute...
But when they finally buy a BOTTLE WATER, it
will take them like 3 hours to finish...and will
keep opening and closing it as if it is doctor's
prescription. Plsss Bros stop decieving
urself
22. Black people should stop praying in
English, i heard someone saying "Lord i
forgive u"
23. You are slim, no ass, no boobs, you keep
visiting the gym and you are always drinking
lipton...My sister are you contesting for "MISS
SELFIE STICK"??
24. If government bans make up for ladies,
some men will not recognise their wives or
girlfriends.Thegirls will be chasing their guys
like "baby it's me Sandra your wife" GUY:"No
the Sandra I married is fair and has eye
brows. But you are rather BLACK with no
eyebrows. You are not sandra"
Impossibilitiesin the world
1- you cant count your hair
2- you cant wash your eyes with soap
3- you cant breathe when your tongue is out
please put your tongue inside and STOP
acting like a dog. I knew u were going to do
that
Fada lord, i don do my work finish, u said i
should be making people to laff and fall inside
gutter and i have done it... U see those
heartless people wey their job is to read
without liking my post and as well drop a
comment, fada lord blind dia spiritual eyes so that they
won't see diz post again
16- If you read all this post without liking or dropping any comment, I promise you, your phone will fall inside hot oil.
I mean d condemming one

1. You see identical twins,
youstill dey ask 'na twins be
dis'?
No bros, na picmix...
.
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy
ask me, O boy na light be
that?
No oh, Na thunder lightening!!
. 3. You see person dey vomit,
you still dey ask am 'you no
well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice
how to vomit.
. 4. You just wake up from
sleep person come ask you
"you don wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey
I go chop for dream.
. 5. You see woman wey born
new pikin u ask her "madam
u don born? " No ohhhh, she
buy am for OLX...
.
6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my
pikin
you don wake? no ohhhh,
I dey sleep walk...
.
7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i
dey bank, nd him ask me
"Wat is happening there?"
Nah new yam festival..
.
8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out
and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new
gateman...
.
9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na
film u dey watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with
the DVD plate...
.
10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na
indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber
band mixed with thread... Follow me 4 twitter.. Www.twitter.com/bms4love

hey say boko haram don poison beans i cum take small from d 1 wey i buy keep 4 house cook, i give my dog 'bingo' make e first taste am, after 45mins bingo still dey waka,i cum eat my own after i eat finish, my gateman run come tell me say bingo don die,i run enter house, drink 2 gallon of palm oil kari 2 gallon of kerosine drink. I dey think about my life and the tinz i go miss if i die as i cum outside, my gateman tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan cum beg me.{if na yhu wetin u go do d gate man.

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers'attention, he is yelling,"Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"A pastor hears this and asks,"Why are you calling them'dam fish.'"The boy responds,"Because I caught these fish at the local dam."The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised,"I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way."He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds,"That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!