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Oracle, who the phuck is you? Simple english dey hard you abi?

Okay lets try this shit one more time,

I am married in real life, i have two beautiful kids, 2 boys,

On line, i act SINGLE,

So in other words, i am a married woman.

Now put your lil dyck back up in your pants and get the phuck outta here. Nonsense.

I dotn mind dying by the gun, at least i know i died a hero, a super hero that sprays the shit outta beating husbands,

By the way, howz shit over there in V.I, havent been to Victoria Island since 1996, heard yall have some madd spots now, thats cool,

jossy is seyofaggot beating you

Olaak you is the type of mutha fawka that gets themselve killed due to the diarrehea that comes out your mouf.

Best believe i am a naija babe, born and bread adn best believe imma murder any damn Naija man that lays his filty hands on me. Imma make sure he dies slow.

You men murder us, you rape us, you beat us, and we are supposed to be classy about this? A thorough bitch for a thorough nigguh, imma keep that shit gangsta, glock my freaking 47 and spray any mutha fawka that touches me or any of my fellow females.

Who the hell do yall think yall are? Cause yall have dycks adn what not, thank God there are plastic gbola's for sale that feel even better than some uh yall PENCIL dyck negroes.

We cook for you, we do your laundry, we take care of you, we raise your kids and all we recieve from you nasty bastard, low life dirty scum bags is beating?

Women get up! I said STAND UP. Its time to start poisoning these people, yes. Put rat posion in their egusi, its time to go learn some Tae Bo, Billy blanks is the shit, and round house kick the shit outta any nigga that touches you. Shit.

You think na joke, okay we go see.

Married for 4 years with 2 wonderful children (my real life persona)

Single, rowdy and ghetto (my online persona)

Olaak, i am sorry, she doesnt want you. I suggest you find you a Lome Chick.

Good luck buddie,

aloib i shoulda listened to you girl!

@ EMAD, Thanks for the hug girl, you got a sistuh teary eyed and shit, hehehe.

E don finish for Bush and Osama because me and Osama sef get beef. No be only BUSH. ME, BOBBIE MAE, i dey find Osama, bloody bastard. You just wait and see, that guy is going to play ten ten with satan very soon,

Meanwhile, its all love, peace and hair grease up in here,

addiction is still there, but with a new man, dotn get it twisted.

See these damn negroes? You get a girl, she is good to you, you dump her, and now you want her back? Who the blimy phuck you think you izz

Girl listen! Dont take his trifling ass back. The mutha fawka basically told you he didnt love you. He prolly had a biatch on the side and that shit didnt work out and now he wants to come back,

Dont let him give you no massages, either!

Instead girl, make sure you look good, make sure your hair, clothes and make up are on point, and make sure he sees you looking of the chain and looking good too!

Its the year of the FEmales!

I miss partying with him, he is the only man that has been able to keep up with my party addiction.

My daddy just gave me his plane, i will be there in full effect. So far the guys there are going to be ghen ghen. Any razz mofos and i am out.

I also have an army of girls. Fine babes ooo!

Just be on the look out for bobbie mae,

I am half Italian, half black, long curly hair (red), light skinned, big boobs, nice ass, curvaceous figure (beyonce and dem aint got shit on me),
Tattoo on my titties,

See you guys there, let us know the location. I am coming with my army, i have about 12 chicks rolling deep. I roll in an entorouge!

Jay, leave EMAD alone before i deal wiff you. She is Tu Faces babe and no one can take that away from her 
After all our fighting, e be like say EMAD go be my home girl afterall,

EMAD what do you say? Lets call it truce

Okay okay, i iz sorry for allt he foul languages that i used.
I iz sorry for calling you names and what not
I iz sorry for being such an arse
I iz sorry for being so defensive,

*Stretching out my arms for a sister to sister hug*

I dey wait.

awww thank you boobooboo! You didnt have to do that cause daddy makes sure i got my own money, kisses right back to you baby.

So when you coming over baby?

My girls husband is beating her and i swear i am about to JOHN DOE that niggas azz.

They have been married for less than 6 months and this guy beats my girl black and blue, on the daily. The other day, we had to carry her to the hospital, i ammo'd up cause i own a 47 but the girl was begging me, not to go do anything, cause i swear my gat was clicked, ready to spray this mutha fawka so he can go and meet the devil, but she begged and begged and said to me "Bobbie, you know you are mad, and you can kill this man, please dont, i still love him, "

This is why i wonder why women sell themselves short. There is no way in hell that mutha fawka became a wife beater over night. You musta seen some of these traits in him. But no! Because of marriage, you married the mutha fawka not careing what kind of person he was, and now my girls eye is black and blue on a regular basis.

I say taekwando his ass, go give a bum on the streets a stick of cigga to put that nigga in the damn earth.

I hate men that beat women. They are cowards,

YOU HEAR ME.

For every man that has ever laid his hands on a woman, you are a phucking coward, may you and the ground touch basis, idiots. phucking wife beaters,

Let any man touch me, imma knock the shit outta your skanky azz! Stupid ass negroes. I am a chick but best believe your family will be mourning, courtesy of BOBBIE MAE

mo money, now you are talking baby!

Emad, i hear tuface is 12 and his background is not that bright either,
I bet you still want to shag him,

Oh piss off hieffer! Yes i am older than you. Great. Now bow down and kiss the fucking ring.

Stupid biatch!

Younging like you, didnt your momma teach you anything when you were raised? Respecting your seniors is one thing. If you think i don't have a job you are a damn fool. No one in the U S of A survives without a JOB. I bet you still live with mommy while you are there sorting small naira bills for your palm oil workers,  Bitch please, lets not start comparing our lives here.

Truth be told, you might be better off than i am or i might be better off than you are and that is highly irrelevant to the situation at hand. I can bet you 101% that i am better off than you are, so lets not even go there.

Now you talking about selling faces, it must be your SISTERS that sell their faces cause bitch you don't know who the phuck i is, so that statement is null and void.

I made a statement and you decided to come after me like you sucking Tu Faces gbola and swallowing his SKEET or something.

I am glad you wont respond anymore because you are a damn fucking fool and your ass needs to go learn a new trade than to be on here going back and forth people that probably punished and beat the shit out of you when you were in secondary school.

First you were complaining that i mighta been uneducated. Now you are bitching that i have too many degrees on my hand. Bleep the mess off!

Bitches like you aint worth my damn time. I am a hustla, i work, and i school and i am damn good at what i freaking do.

Idiot of a person!

Razz hieffer,

Sour Lips, dream on! you have been FIRED,

Mo money, you are also fired, to many bitches to deal with, aint got time for that.

Hold on, there is a knock at my door
*dude from round the way, been telling me that he want me and what not*

Good by boys, someone just brought me roses and daddy likes him and what not.

YOU ARE BOTH FIRED!

In 2002, bitch was a lesbian,
eeew! I am so strictly dickly.


When was the last time you told someone I LOVE YOU.

Oh so now the hieffer says its a joke. Omot no yawa. No hard feelings, Sorry i had to call you a hieffer in the first sentence, you pissed me off a tad bit by joking with me that way in the first place.
You came at me all gangsta and what not and i had to go ammo up to retaliate and what not. But its all peace, love and lots of hair grease, and yes, best believe i am a bonz chick,

Meanwhile, mo money, where you at?

Koko, fashi Candy jare, the guy don mess up big timeeeee! Fine ghel Italian/Naija like me. Rubbish  He is lucky i didnt call my popsies mobster buddies on him, You think the God Father is just a movie, you just come to my house, my daddy is a badd ass guy and has an army of badd ass men, and we have bodies all over the damn city, I loved him so i didnt go cry to daddy yet. Not just yet. I bet you he is scared to kiss me again, he kissed the daughter of a mobster,

Bobbie Mae Cartello, thats my real name. eat your heart out.

Executive slash Director of PALM OIL FARMERS Incorporated has spoken, lets give her a round of applause,

Like i said, i bet you Tu Face wouldnt nyash you with his eyes closed.

Put your Monkey picture up then i will put mine up.

Besides, you came too late in the game, did it take you one whole week to think of a COME BACK? You are lame.

If you are as old as you appear to be, why dont you spend time looking for a husband than to come on here exchanging words with a 24 year old.

Your mates are marrying and having children and you are there managing and executing God knows what to Palm Oil organizations.

Ode.

Meanwhile, mo money, whats up with you boo boo boo? You over there hailing Candy but i know that you want me, secret desires I am a beast when it comes to that love thang,

I know them other guys be talking about the way i do what i do, they say that i am good, you wanna see if its true?

I know they say with mo money comes mo problems, but for you sugar, i will take all the problems in the world,

Bobbie,

OH WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD THE PHUCK UP!

OMOT, who the hell izz you?? Talking that hot mess about Candy is yours and what not, if he was yours then where were you when he was all up in my grill kissin me and sexin me up, ?

Girl i guess you got a problem holding your man cause he couldnt resist Bobbie Mae, hehehe.

You can have him anyways, we are done, sadly,

You can have my left overs,

You can crawl under MY table and i can pass the left overs on to you, since you aint sitting on my damn table in the first place.

Bobbie Mae aint ever gon fight no broad over no nigguh!

Meanwhile i just found me a new man.

But lord! My candy, o my sweet candy, why on earth did you hurt thee?

Okay enough of playing around and kidding around, i am begining to scare my own damn self.

Candy its all peace, i know you still love my boobies.

Omot, back the eff up, chicks like you get smacked for messing with bigger girls,

Lesson 101, dont try to wine and dine where bigger chicks are winning and dining,

Ooops, i heard a knock on the door one sec,

*goes to check the door*

Its Candy lips on his knees begging to taste me.

You don kpansh me, but you no wan marry me?? commot,
Nigguh who the ef do you think you izzz You don got me all heated and shit. I wanted you man. The coochie was good but i wasnt good enough?
Candy, your new name to me is SOUR LIPS. Its so over, you made me freaking cry all night and wht not. Over you? Hell naw! You better get on your knees and do something nice for me before i forgive you.

Koko since you dont know the meaning of kpansh, you are off my list. Kaput!

kokolets or should i say Henry
How are ya?

you are number two on my kpansh list, so if you like siddon there dey yarn,

Jas o! your vocab is off the hook,

Sorry you are not worthy of seeing me or any of my men in any live positions or situations.

keep it moving.


The love of my life wont marry me and you are here yarning dust.

OKAY CANDYLIPS, THE DATE WAS GOOD WHILE IT LASTED. BUT NO ONE TURNS DOWN BOBBI MAE, and since i can forsee your future Bleep UP as per my proposal.

You ahve been dumped.

Dont talk to me again. Fine ghel like me, WTF

I don vex.

I call mine, Candy Lips,

So we need a pastor, who knows how to conduct an INTERNET MARRIAGE hehehehe.

I mean, Candy lips is attractive
He is funny
He is charming
His lips taste like candy
He saved my life
He is good in (internet) bed,

Oya, calling all pastors to wed Bobbi Mae, and Candy Lips, ooooooooowheeeeee boi! Its about to be crazy up in this mugg!

Warning all females and hermaphrodites, if you go near my Candy lips, by the time i am done with your face, your new name will be bloody lips, punctured lips, yes i heard i have MIKE TYSONS KNOCK OUT type of fists, i go deck you eh!!!

Okay so now i will break the norm,

CANDY LIPS, OH MY CANDY LIPS, WILL YOU MARRY THEE

Kiki, the guy might be for real, cause good girls are hard to find, so everywhere is a good place to start looking, including the internet. I know people that met on the internet and married, you know

But my own na say, WETIN BE YA STATISTICS, cause i have lots of single gal friends that are able and looking, and best belive my girls are pretty, i am a pretty gal, so i roll with pretty gals, sexy and what not.

This guy what is your stats,

How tall are you
How much do you make
Whta do you drive
where do you live
where do you work
what was your income tax return for 2005 (if you live in the states)
Whats your credit rating (if you live in the states)
how many sexual partners have you had
have you been tested for AIDs
Do you have any STD (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)
Does madness run in your family?
Do you ahve any family members that are wild, for child birthing reasons,

I mean give us your stats man.

Meanwhile Candy lips i am not dumping you, i am just trying to figure out where this dudes heads at!