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I think i was about 16 years old the last time i apologized to someone.

When was the last time you bitch-slapped someone?

Kai! where can i find Ekaite's phone number again oooo!

You see, this is the shit i dont like.

EXPOSE THE MUTHA FAWKA lets deal with him.

Rubbish.

He has a wife and child and still has time to be chasing girls on the internet. He still has time to be blogging. Instead of making money to cater to his family, he is making noise.

You too, walahi if i see you now, i go tear you slap. You are meeting with married men and confiding in them What if his wife showed up and embarrassed the shit outta you? What would you have done then?

Be very careful of the internet.

My only suggestion is this.

Send Area boys to go and meet him at his house. End of story.

madd

ah shit i guess i am americanized then.


Candylips you can continue running away from me,

stop asking questions and get to action.

Story was nice,

Nice way to toast, HECK NO!!!

Give it to me straight.

Dapo: Babe i saw you walking down the street and i like what i see. I will love to get to knwo you better. By the way my name is Dapo, what is your name
Bimpe: Bimpe
Dapo: Okay Bimpe, lets do it like this, i have to rush back to work but i will love to call you sometime so we can go to the movies or go grab a bite to eat. Can i call you sometime
Bimpe: fa shizzle my nizzle, my number is knot nine knot dozen dozen.
Dapo: Thanks. I will surely call you so we can hang out.
Bimpe: fa shizzle my nizzle wizzle.
Dapo: Byeeee
Bimple: later-izzle.

Okpari.

All that tyra banks yarning is complete DUST.

He called and hung up because dem don swear for am

Unfortunately i have no desire to date other races. Talkless of other culture.

Naija men rule!!! Yes give yourselves a round of applause. The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.

Plus i hear say oyinbo man totolie resemble pencil, GOD FORBID. I no dey interested. But wait ooo, i hear say dem dey chop toto pass dudu men Anyways! I still no dey interested.

And who told you that white men dont find black sistuhs attractive. Let me let you in on a secret. Every white mans secret desire is to be with a black woman. Believe it!

If you are in a position to help then help. If that babe dies then you will live the rest of your life knowing that you coulda help saved her.

When you bein to dey see winch for ya house then you go know how far. If you no want dead body to haunt you for ya life, make you help the girl.

Bobbie Mae don yarn.

come wetin dem teach you for sunday school sef?

He is trying to say Biggie killed pac now, thats what he is saying.

True or not, Biggie shoulda been a bigger (that he is physically) person and stayed with the lyrical battle, instead of getting all personal.

But again if someoen said to me (thats why i Phucked your Binsh you fat Mutha Fawka), then i will prolly crase too.

Kai, Tu Pac wicked oooo!

Poor biggie. Obvioulsy Pac murdered him on the mic that he had to go seek revenge, physically.

Now where is Biggie again Ode.

Send an email to isawilliams2@yahoo.com

He owns Isa Williams Acquisitions. He sells laptops. I told him of you but he deals with a lot of clients so he hasnt been able to reach you.

If you want HP Laptops, he is the one to contact. Good rates too.

He actually enjoys it. The whole process brings him unexplainable satisfaction. Thats why he cant leave me,
cause i train him.

Ofcourse i know they are not diss songs, trust me you dont want to go there with me. I was simply reminicing on songs that Biggie and Pac have sang, i never mentioned that they were Diss Songs.

Mr. Mr. Me Too,

G Nature, thanks jare.

Candylips, so you are a dude, its official, very good.

Thank yall for welcoming me and ofcourse my beautiful breastesses!

Thank God i didnt have to sweat before my man proposed. He proposed one month after he met me. Yes i got it like that.

Uch! I know what you mean. I cried too, i usually dont cry lots (even though i am female) but PAC was an amazing lyricist, an amazing fighter, an amazing poet, an amazing actor, and the list goes on.

Just today they played "Keep your head up" on the radio and i near died man! That guy was deep.

Dont get me wrong i love Biggie but rolling your rolex from side to side with idiots like puffy looking like morons on a video doesnt cut it for me.

Mr Me Too who told you Biggie didnt want to respond, are your Biggies cousin? And besides your user name Mr. Me too, is a diss. You know that right?

Anywhoo, nobody can match up to PAC. Pac was real. What, !!!!!!!
The only son of a BLACK PANTHER! The only surviving Black Female Panther, lets not go deep into that. Pac was a real nigguh.

Biggie was watered down. Commercial, way too commercial.

Go PAC, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

Come you guys, there was this IDIOT in my secondary school that claimed that Pac was still alive and that Pac was somewhere in India, chillin and that PAC was even his cousin. See the kind flogging awon boys flogg this guy eh? As in he got trashed for the DUST that came outta his mouth. Pac Cousin ko, Pac Cousin niii! Pac is now Naija abi? HISS.

This guy, God took 18 ribs from you to create woman, meaning that i know you inside out. Meanwhile nothing from me is inside you so therefore i can defeat you.

Women are superior but lets not change the subject.

We dont need training. I never got training from my man. Instead i am the one that trains him. I handcuff him, pull out my whip, and the rest is history. So lets not talk about training here,

candy lips, thank you jare, my boobies are gorgeous, i have a nice big red rose tatoo'd on the right one and i have the left nipple pierced.

Before i carry on describing my breastesses, are you male or female because me na only man i dey phuck with, i am not into all that lesbo stuvvs,

This is why naija girls never get married. DONT PRESSURE THE GUY. What is wrong with you? Are you a desperado Na by force? You use nyash cook stew??

Be patient, and let the man do shit at his own time.

If na marriage dey do you then yall should talk about it. For all you know he may not see you as wifey material. Go figure.

Kolabode, what makes you feel like a WOMAN NEEDS TO BE TRAINED? Are we wild beasts out of a jungle or something, are we dopemu's that we need to be trained

Well it has its pros and cons

1) when your skin begins to fall off, your girl will still be look a tad bit beautiful

2) when your kini is no longer functioning due to old age and espeically when Viagra is not available to you, she will be chasing the younger yuppies, because body no be fire wood.

Good luck buddy!

I rep GHANA at the moment.

Ghana has some of the best Universities out there!

come, dem use fresh fish swear for you? If the chick is a hoe then fashi her now?

whats love gotta do with it

until ya kini begin dey scratch you (syphillis) then you go know how far.

Free give me FIVE jare! kpa!
What is your point true true

Okay if dem kiss you, dem nyash you, and you no dey feel the bobo, then you are a scrobo now abi how una see am?

Thank you jare,

Pac and Biggs stuff was insane. That shit had Nigeria jumping. Fake ass naija boys repping west coast and east cost, all because of music. I will never forget that time in my life.

Pac and Bigg for sure,


No mind 50 kobo, by the time dem shoot that in jaw, wey dey screwed together by metal, he go know how far,
Nas on the other hand should grow the phuck up. First he had Ether and now he wants to beef 50 kobo,

Dem neva halla!

Thank you ice and free.

legs i pick the right one because i hear say the thing big pass the left one. So if the right breast fall, then everything else go dey even!

@ Jay baby, you ask me if i am Tu Face's father, and i ask you if you are a dunce. First of all Tufiakwa for me to be Tu Faces father because i for don castrate am long long ago.

I am beefing because Tu face is an idiot. He his here in yankee walking around with his JINGOLO wagging hungrily at everything that walks around in a skirt.

Infact, May thunda faya his left testicle.

Candy lips, the bobo no dey complain, so the boobs dey kampe!

Good idea but do you know how many parties are going down this December? Its going to be insane. But hey! If you are throwing a party, i am so there. I just dey fear the amount of razzos wey dey naira land wey go come show up that day.

Okay so if you see me that day and you have no game, please back the phuck up, i dont play with razz mutha fawkas!

However i am very friendly, very very friendly.

Okay so i will be the chick at the bar, acting all stuck up and shit, acting like her shit smells like vanilla.

See yall there.

And hey! Buddy! keep us updated with this party thing.