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Our comedians sef stealing the beautiful ones since the time of ali baba

Durentt:
please dont be its just a cemetery

I won't try it there though

Durentt:
lol. Why u no get comment 4 numba 12 naa. Are u scared?

Maybe

This is old news na she even gave birth b4 Anna

Durentt:
Everybody wud die one day but before u die why not make the best of ur sex life by trying out new things. Sex shouldnt always be in the bedroom so check dis out:

1. The drive thru (Traffic stop): Tinted windows and long wait time comes in handy for this one. But be finished before the traffic light says green.
2. Ontop the washing machine: Yea, then when u just remove the cloth u are wearing and dump it into the washing machine, ur partner comes in and you two get ontop that washing machine. The vibration from the washing machine also adds to the fun, What a heavenly feeling!
3. The Zoo: Yes, it possible just like they do on discovery channel.
4. On the horse'sback: Yes, its very possible and u can commonly do the 69style. Inventive but dangerous
5. Parachute: Dangerous but very enjoyable. Talk about being on Cloud9 But u and ur partner gotta hav good stamina though.
6. The stairs: If u get overpleased u'll just fall off but apart from that its fun.
7. The Elevator: When u are going from 1st floor to 50th floor, its a very huge opportunity.
8. Shower: This has to be the best u dont need whatsoever clean-up after sex. Yikes!
9. On A Plane: Dont try it where people are sitted, go hide somewhere and do it. Maybe in their restroom.
10. In the Lecturer's Office: Most ladies are guilty of this but no wahala it also made my list.
11. At a church: Oooops forgive me father cos am sinning right now but sex in the shurch is very possible!
12. In a cemetry: Gross but when u nd ur partner are very horrny and u see a cemetry around, go and hide behind a corpse and do it. At least no one wud disturb you. Forget about fake naija movies tellin u corpse would wake up and stuffs like dat, its a Lie! You're not the first neither wud u be the last!
13. The Library: Shhhhh, remember, u have to be kwayet!
14. On A Motorcycle: I mean a motorcycle stopped and parked already. Make sure it wasnt running recently lest u'll get some nasty exhaust burns.
15. On top of a hill: You'd have quite the view and feel like u're ontop of the world.
16. On A Rooftop: Rehindeers aren't the only ones that can make noise on rooftops *shrugs*
17. On a bed with Silk or Satin Bedsheets: Why not pamper yourself?
18. In A Tent: Not having enough space and being in the wilderness just makes it all that much exiciting.
19. In Front of An Open window: Show the world!
20. On A Chair: Practically, u can find one anywhere!
21. Under The Rain: (Anywhere really) At least Beyonce did it and enjoyed it.

Dont knock em off till you try em.

3-the zoo?dont even think abt it
4,5,15,16,19.your fall shall be great
7 & 9.pray u don't get caught
11.
12.no comments
21.not until thunder fires u
2.dunno abt dat
17,18 & 20. The right place shaa
1.u r definitely looking 4 trouble
2. That's new

If it is not ur bday or any other event,forget it,u have no business as far as my DP is concerned

bukatee2015:
Inlove for about 2 yrs nw

U and ur bae,not u and ur crush

The woman is seeking for a divorce when she is not even married in the 1st place?
Oga never pay ur bride price and u say u r married?
my friend just carry ur bag and ur kids and go bk to ur father's house or wherever u want to go

I dunno shaa,but 4rm my own point of view,she wanted u to get a job 1st b4 having anything to do with u 1st
Secondly,i think u should still gv her some credit 4 giving u info abt de job,my opinion though

And she just sat there while he did all that poo?

This list is complicated,i can't even choose from any category

Following

Touch that same lady 2mao and u will get a dirty slap...na because same em na celebrity

pxdaniel:
prepared ke?? I feel like I should quit d rship right now and deal with the heart break dis holiday b4 resuming sch....dunno if its a wrong move

It's ur choice bro

pxdaniel:
I agree with you. She told me she would like to get married by 24 or 25yrs but I would jst be finishing my nysc by then

U seem prepared,I guess it won't come as a shock to u then?

be careful with that girl,she might invite u to her wedding







#BOB

Hmm

Ikennakenn:
OK maybe Stiles is more cooler to you but Scott is the real deal.

I agree with u that Scott is the real deal but recently he's messing up
Have u watched season 6,the dread doctors?

Ikennakenn:
really nigga really?

Really what?

Teen wolf 6
Scott is meant to be my fav character, but he's more into kissing these days than acting like the strong.
So I pick stiles

K

Their real dad

Twaci:
First to come....

But u sef, after giving him her number and being fully aware of his feelings for her, u still go dey kiss her...

Not cool.

He didn't give his friend the number na,the friend wan buy better phone 1st b4 em go collect number and that's where he bleeped up

This ur question sef enh?

ihedioramma:
The bad eggs

Which bad eggs?

1)Some people will see this as change,but then come to think of it,70million on independence and 2billion 4 buhari's trip to the US nko?
2)Why will anybody compare 50yrs independence with d rest.check a marriage that has lasted 4 50yrs to knw Y it should be celebrated like dat
3)They are complaining jonathan this,jonathan dat but then after spending dat amount on independence,shebi ppl go still receive their salary at the end of the month?