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funny people... when they were drunk in love, they were busy showing off and even got matching tattoos. now they are throwing jabs at each other

I think they should start producing the venza and cross tour again because the way boys take like that car now enh

lol... and the same country wants to help Ghana fight corruption. how is that even possible?

I just don't want to imagine how Toyota stopped producing venza and r still producing this ugly car

Stephanie cover, Nancy isime and Lilian esoro all look alike

I can agree with every other car on that list, but not the Lexus Es 350...the 2007/08 model still d sell well na

ubi rest abeg...today is for banky and adesua jare

take it,it's ur pension

ABF Education nko
Dis 1 helps her with assignments,tests and sometimes exams...Infact he is the machinery in the exam hall

Lol...counter thread

So solidstar has a babymama and still posted this rubbish in his WAIT video

1st of all sumec firman is more expensive than the tiger generator
The sumec firman carries more load than the tiger generator like refrigerator and AC
Forget whatever they tell u abt noise from sumec wait until tiger blows out of proportion,u will c noise
When it comes to fuel consumption,tiger is d best...1 litre can last 4 four hrs while sumec can last 2-3 hrs

Nice piece...really interesting

ireneony:
there will always be mutual support. Just that some men like shying away for their responsibilities.
My sister sex is not everything. If sex can keep a man, I'm sure alot of "ashawo" would've been married by now.

From the lady's story, the guy have the habit of giving her 1k continously. He is trying to run away from his responsibility.

pay back with her body?
What if she ends up contracting HIV all because of 1k what will she tell her parents
It's better if she is not in a relationship.

Are you trying to tell me it's right to have sex before marriage? A girl sleep with her guy and he gave her expensive gift...and a girl sleep with a guy and he gave her nothing. #both committed fornication (according to my bible: all sinners shall rot in hell). The former is smarter than the latter. The former will enjoy her life on earth and suffer in the after world..while the latter will suffer here and perish in the after world.

See the logic#

Ur take on the 1k is funny...do u knw how much a guy spends when a lady visits?
Even a student will try as much as possible to make any girl that comes to visit him comfortable,they will make sure that they have foodstuffs, also have small money as back up to take her out when she doesn't feel like cooking, buy movies to keep her company,even those that have generators will buy fuel and keep their generator on, just 4 her to b comfortable until she's ready to go
All these cost money..check it na,u can spend close to 5k or 10k just 4 a weekend visit on one girl o..

My own problem is that 1bag of pure water is d same price as a litre of fuel...I don't even knw which 1 is better nw,buy fuel and pump water or just buy 1bag

Nawa o,ppl d o

Estharfabian:
We're talking about two different things here...

Remind me again

Estharfabian:
Lol.

That's some gender segregation you got going.
We're talking about Both sexes . male and females.



The only player my granny Knows is ''kanu nwankwo'' ..That's if I even got the spelling right?
She knows a lottta musicians. and I mean a lot.there's Jim Reeves, Dolly Patton, Kenny Rogers and all. same goes to my mom, Brothers...friends and whatnot.

People feel for music. Music is food for the soul. music is life...
Football I'll pass baby ..

Lol...gender segregation
Nah...I don't mean dat
Even women do it sef,i remember when ever we put music videos in my house,my mum will b passing and peep,she will just sigh and say 'rubbish' Lekwa Ndi nke a gbo oto(i.e this ones r naked) so they don't even care to watch it these days
But football nobody is running around naked,so they r more interested in football than music

Estharfabian:
Who's neymar? Who's Suarez?
...Never heard of 'em tho.




Buh I knew all the musicians You stated.
So many peeps Ain't A fan of football..Buh everyone Loves A good music.

Beyonce
Nicki Minaj
Rihanna
Drake
Iggy Azlea.
Tupac.

Who doesn't know these peeps?

The person Was probably Dipped in coma throughout the 21st century. or maybe lived in A deserted rock..

Even my granny knows Beyonce!

Not everybody knws dis ppl,the only musician our old men and women knw is Micheal jackson...u don't expect them to watch Beyonce and nicki minaj twerking??
But some old men knw some footballers though because most of them watch the WORLD CUP and they can even tell u ppl dat played in d 80s

anichizara:
i still wonder my brother

1.07M gone just like dat?

anichizara:
i saw an advert by FortuneVal around the 2nd week of November 2015 for an AUDI A6 C6 which he tagged 1.25M and i really liked the car(i cant even find the ad on nairaland again, i wanted to share the link). i

checked out the car online and i really loved everything about the car and also the one he was advertising was really clean and fresh... i

gave him a call and he told me the final price of the car was 1.15M and that i should try and act fast because someone else was really

interested in the car and that its 1st come 1st serve... i stay in Enugu and he stays at lagos, so i checked out his profile on nairaland

and saw that he has plenty adverts in his name and that a couple of cars have been tagged SOLD. so i said to myself that he might be

legit, since he is not too new on nairaland and he has supposedly sold a couple of cars. so i called him back and asked him how much i

would deposit to hold the car down, he said he doesn't really like the deposit thing that he would prefer me to come and pick it once

because he wouldn't want a situation i might end up saying i wont be able to buy it again, but after everything he said a deposit of 500k

would do.. so the next day i transferred it to him and told him that i wasn't in town but would be coming back by the 1st week of december

and that by then he should bring it down and collect the balance, which we both agreed on.
He now said that he will need to renew the registrations of the car which just expired which will cost me about 37k and that the driver

he called charged 30k for getting it down to me... so i sent him 70k, he said it should take him up until the last week of november to

finish the papers and he will now bring it down for me once i'm back. i then sent a friend over with a mechanic to go check out the car

for me, which they did and said the car is good shape, that its still very healthy.... so i was now happily waiting for the discussed

time.
up until the 1st week of december he said the papers are still being arranged but that he needed my help, that there is this toyota

camry that came in for him which he needs to clear and that he doesn't have much money on him, that he will need like extra 500k to fully

clear the car so it doesn't incur any extra cost for him. i thought about it and said since my friend has seen the car, why don't i just

give it to him, so i sent him the money, 2nd week came by and he said it just remains the road worthiness paper. like 3 days after he

called me and told me that all the papers are ready and that they just need to arrange fuel(which was that period that fuel was scarce and

costly) and hit the road the next morning. after getting the fuel, he told me that they are on their way, around 3pm that day, i called

him and he said they are still at ijebu ode, that they are having a small issue with police but it will soon be rectified. in the evening

he then called me and said they impounded the car that the custom papers of the car is not authentic. he now said that he will head to

lagos the next day to rectify the issue. the next day he now said they require him to do another customs paper and that it takes 5 working

days to be out. after like a week(this was now like 2 days after christmas) he said the papers were now out and that he will now send only

the driver...
on the 29th of december, the driver supposedly hit the road with the car, in the afternoon i called the driver and he didn't pick(i concluded that he must be driving and thats why he didn't pick). towards the evening i tried again and his number was off. fortuneval called and told me that the driver's number is not going through. it stayed like that for 2 days before fortuneval now called me and said that the car's gasket blew in Benin, thats why the driver didnt make it again and that they even stole the drivers phone. he now said i had 3 options, 1. wait for the audi to be fixed and sent down to me, 2. ask for a refund or 3. choose another car in his inventory that he would send down for me instead. i asked for a benz e320 and he said he can make it available for 1.6M. and i told him to send it down, he said its with a fellow dealer, that he would discuss with him and then tell me wen they will be ready to bring it down. he called and told me the owner of the car is with the original papers of the car and that he hasn't come back from the holiday. i waited for a couple of days and he now said the owner is back and that he has now collected the benz from them, that he just needs to take it to a mechanic to make sure everything is in order, that he doesn't want any more stories, that he feels bad he hasn't delivered since. the next day he called and told me that he is with the mechanic, that the only problem the car has is the sound system and that it will soon be fixed. towards the evening he called and told me that everything has been fixed and that the car will be with me soon, no stories this time. i was happy and said ok...... since then his number has been off till date........ thats how i lost a total of 1.07M

Bros na jazz??

I love tall girls,although they play 2 much shaa

Two questions
1) does it sweep demons too?
2) does it sweep d house on it's own

I still don't get all d rubbish hash tags d put when posting pictures,it makes no sense at all

Jadekitana:

Whatever

Jadekitana:
No the issue is becoming annoying. I told a friend I was bored and let's go to Elegushi to chill, he said he doesn't like chilling in open places and that we can always chill in his house with vodka and play truth or dare.

Vodka to get me drunk abi?
Who even plays truth or dare anymore?

I would stay in my house instead, but guys you all need to stop this "come to my house thing" can't this generation just hang out peacefully and have fun outside the house?

Oh!U find it annoying?
Take it or leave it, 'come to my house' is annoying to girls as 'come and take me out' is to guys

Davido in the 1st pics b like 'so I had kira and I went 4 Sophia?nw I'm in deep sh*t'

Ok

The way he treated her wasn't fair though especially after applying the makeup to look beautiful.
But then his wife should have come out with her makeup kit and continue in d car na
Waiting 4 women to finish their make up when u r ready is always frustrating shaa

This dude ryt here doesn't care