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nihelimitretep:
I saw this and my mind went straight to someone on this thread.

Who can guess right who likely suffers from this??

Na joke o ..lol

Beaam and chiefnonsense are both coming for ur head.

MumJ4J:
Singing.......
You are great, yes You are holy one
Walked upon the sea, rise the dead
Reign in majesty mighty God
Everything written about You is great
You are great, yes You are holy one
Walked upon the sea, rise the dead
Reign in majesty mighty God
Everything written about You is great
You are great (Respond)
You are great (Respond)
You are great (Respond)
You are great!!!
You are great (Respond)
You are great (Respond)
You are great (Respond)
Everything written about you is great
You are great (Respond)
You are great (Respond)
You are great (Respond)
You are great!!!
You are great (Respond)
You are great (Respond)
You are great (Respond)
Everything written about you is great
Worship You today
Give You all the praise
eeeh!!!.
Mighty mighty God
Worship You today
Give You…

Seriously? Has it gotten to this? Hmmm

This is not love. This here is called obsession. You are not her first victim and you might not likely not be the last.

It is a sickness.....

Psychological sickness

Swargu:
You actually cried because of these guys?, you must be strong not to show it oh.. Oya @teaser @babawaja @gbyms @beams @larride @geniousola and co comman apologize, Infact you know what transfer her 1k each from your tfare. All of you decamped like Nigerian politicians, now you have seen the exact reason they decamp.... Money, lol.

@bolded means we are not the first to decamp. I will give her my own 1k at the Towers

Easymoneysniper:
....

Oga wetin my moniker dey do for your screen? Abi you are the one sharing apl ni.... Wait for me bro, iyam coming over

tyakson99:
, Omo na tactical change of formation. But notice how the thread full . Easymoneysniper must be a politician

Na politician I swear.... Bros jejely drop disclaimer before 12pm. God will judge you o.

eclint:
lol! We used fire xtinguiser after he left. It cant start tho, we're just pushing it.

Una Weldone o.... Alert fall on una so that you can abandon that bad project of a vehicle

LocalNietzsche:
Yes. But current theory goes: Increase in emission of CO2 from use of fossil fuels is specifically driving climate change at a very fast rate. And that is indisputable. Some are even talking about methane from cows (side note: methanogenesis is one of the amazing things that I have read. Is like a billion or more year old. Is believed to be among the early metabolic pathways in living organism.
My opinion is simple. CO2 emissions need to be curbed irrespective of the climate(not through a ban or prohibition). Technological advancement towards an energy source that is more efficient than fossil fuels is an overall progress.

@bolded. Nigeria and others oil producing countries won't pray for that

Easymoneysniper:
News getting to me now states if APL doesn't come today or probably tomorrow, it's due to outstanding TF payments. Everyone has to be paid before the letter comes out. If everyone is paid today, we get it tomorrow.

If everyone is paid by tomorrow, then it's Wednesday. Payments are being disbursed quickly, so it should all be sorted by end of today or tomorrow hopefully. All in All its coming out this very week.
This might not be what some people wanna hear. But that's the update I just got

See coded disclaimer! Bros u for don put baring last minutes change like c12112 na.

eclint:
lai lai... The bus cant crash, the're those who can wheel the bus and i humbly take over sir.
GT
3rd 1.30pm
non alertee
WE KEEP STEERING

Una go trek tire

Bus wey Teaser4 himself pour petrol and light am without looking back

Teaser4:
padi I'm home oh...home sweet home...

Welcome bro.... Goan collect alertee ID Card from BenFlash. ChasteGhuy will show you around the building.

See traffic.... Be like say there are many Lazarus shooting accounts o. Accounts just the rise up any how for local arena

tejiri4:
Same here

Why am I laughing?

Ladyjane5657:
Singing In sir bronn's voice: (GOT)

Brothers oh Brothers , my days here are done (ABT)

This Lazarus has raised myyyyyyyy account...

But what does it matter for all men must be paid ...

Cox I ve tasted .......this dreaded Alert....


I ........ Haaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeee


I 've tasted this dreaded Alert!


Local woman takes her bow away from the infamous ABT!


BREAKING NEWS::


Everyone must be paid!!

Nobody should quote that hanty that told me otherwise earlier.. Na misinterpretation of Information.

Sebi one woman don tell u say alertee no fit collect APL? Local woman, this is ur punishment: you will write *I want my APL* one million times before the association can release your papers..... See as I just they look u

Teaser4:
in Korede bello's voice " I don get alert Godwin"...

Amount:16,000
Desc: Lazarus Mikalu, NNPC owo epo..
GTbank...
time: 09:48 AM

I thought they paid Ogun folks 20k...but I got 1#16k I hope they didn't remove VAT from my money...


Local man have been paid, I know we don pass payment stage don dey anticipate for APL...in other news i don turn alertee

P.S: ABT bus right now...

My brothers are now with me. Both larride and teaser4 .


No vex say I jump bus the other day..... Just that no brothers for jungle. Now that our parts have crossed again make you chop knuckle like that. Hopefully we go lead other local men and women to the Towers without parting ways.

Kevlala:
Guy shut the f up. u were busted. wonder what ur intentions were at the time u were fooling yourself.

Guy u for join soldier o. With this kind agresssion BH boys no go fit last for ur hands.

Oliviajones:
Guy, were you paid twice?

Danxplore.... Come and see you twin brother that year.

Awon eyan FBI

CommanderMoh:
Special mention to the AOLMAW (jarus, mosgoon, bobowaja, etc. Make una no vex oh, can't mention everyone), number5 in particular, you brought me out of Ghost Mode, you are that good, thanks for this wonderful piece.

Thanks to everyone who has in one way or another, extinguished the fires burning in my heart everytime someone in this same thread sets one in it. LOL.

A certain man said "No love lost, no love found". On this thread, you'll find love, just to lost it to find it again, and to lost it again, and find it again, and...

I've always wondered what words like "Mixed feelings, bitter-sweet, etc" meant, but I assure you now, that by this thread, I can not only describe them, but draw them (and label their parts) if you give me a paper and a pencil, thanks a lot guys.

It has been a wonderful journey so far, and I pray we make it to the end.

Shout out to my families in these areas that make my CV:

Mathematics
Kaduna state
Ekiti state
Kwara state
Kogi state
Bayelsa state.

GT|2nd_July|Kaduna|TF_Paid_in_full.

Peace y'all.

Local Man hail you from Ekiti....

...

Ladyjane5657:
I thought someone was in charge of that...local woman is helping out with bringing in LOMS

Okay na

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

As number5 done take charge of the opening post and na better one he gv. Lemme take up a new role as d lead usher.

Local men and women you are all welcome to this special occasion as the next one will be taken inside the Towers itself.

Ladyjane5657, where is the association zobo?

mathology5431:
This is to inform all local men that there be a program tonight called cross over night! ........theme: Cross over Into APL"......
Introductory speech will be given by @bobowaja
Lecture 1 to be given by @mosgoon
Lecture 2 by @UncleJarus
Lecture 3 by @Teaser
Medical Orientation by @Gbriels
Item 7 @ChasteGhuy
TF distribution by the Zonal secretary himself @Mathology
Official announcement of APL by @easysnipermoney
Closing remarks by @Ladyheaven

To all concerned members of Local Men Association.
We will be releasing our official members list soon, it might likely accompany the long awaited APL !!!! Register for membership now!!!!! Pay your fee with our treasurer!!!! You can pay to me too.

Signed
Zonal secretary, Local Man committee for NNPC

Heheheheh.... We shall all cross over into APL.
Lemme go an write my speech.

Gbriels:
I be Reverend Mallam....if it were those days wen Mallam still dey mosque...e for see sontin

Okay na

Gbriels:
Bobowaja.... chaste no gud ooo...he plays too much..the only tin I'm enjoying now is d Bible verse ladyjane gave me ... I'm still on that Exodus road ..I don near one junction sef...hop it leads to d tower

Heheheheh..... You too, try to corner ladyjane na.... Eye for an eye won't make the world go blind.

Gbriels:
Chasteguy....so u fit do this to me...
Bobowaja,beeam, Jiang, teaser4, mathology even mosgoon must hear us

Baba na u dey share apl?

I hope u dey enjoy ur weekend with ur local woman.

Enireqx20:
It's kinda shredded

Pele.....

Macsjebs:
una funny for this thread sha lol
Our Perfume oil make you smell like a VVIP, different fragrances from flowery to Vanila

We no dey do Aboki perf o Lolz

Okay na brother mi

larride:
Teaser4, at this junction, I want to say it’s being a wonderful experience with you on this journey but the time has come for me to disembark and join my family bobowaja, Jarus, ChasteGhuy in the everybody will be paid group.

I wish you safe journey, may your bus not crash. Goodbye.


Bobowaja, ChasteGhuy, please come welcome introduce me to the rest of the family.


For the rest that hasn’t seen alert yet, the meme below is your case.

larride:
Alert has landed

GT
5th
12pm
20k, Lagos

lol.... I can't laugh o

Enireqx20:
Mistakenly tore 1k recharge card

use super glue na

Macsjebs:
Thank you Nairalanders
Our Oil don land
Pls don't hesitate to order from us

Why u con pack the oyel for sniper container?
Na joke o....
How much u dey sell am sef?