₦airaland Forum

Now here is getting toxic as usual. Connections here and there. Major reason our leaders cant be blame because some will do worst if they can get that position. Cutting corners is always in our genes and we always praise the evil doers..... Anyways I am out.

mathology5431:
So the mighty yaf fallen to the sword of Alert!!!!
I rep 5th, dem still never pay us ooo....abeg in as much as we dey reason not to collect alert before, it seems this alert thing has nothing to do with APL, hence, please I need this alert ooooo......5th alert loading.....
...........
@chaste @bobowaja @teaser @beam.... una don gbagaun!!!!
@mosgoon, na we b the last man standing o

I hail u brother man

Jaolad:
From Oyo State
CBT centre - Ibadan
Interview date _- 4th
Yet to receive alert..

What's going on please?

A friend on 4th just received this morning on the said date as well. Wait for it except ur bank details ain't correct.

I collected my share yesterday tho same centre with you.

Alennaa:

Finally ..
I told you...
T.F impact would hit you soon..
Team 4th July...

You said it o. I will find you at the towers and buy u zobo

Teaser4:
so dem get my brother bobowaja las las...local men bus don dey empty oh... 5th army...egun nla lon keyin igbale... make we dey prepare for tsunami tomorrow oh...even olasunky95 don collect...i weak sha...

Teaser4:
we go miss you brother...we still dodge here oo oh...

Come and meet me bro... Me self dey miss u

Teaser4:
really bro... chai

Yes o..... Na real really o

Uricas:
I no tell you? APL next.

You told me jare.... Now eyes fixed in apl without distractions

tejiri4:
Eya Farouk finally caught you

Na so o

Teaser4:
na full tank bro....na safe ride lol...

Ur motor no fast reach jor. I was targeted by Farouk

theSpark:
I saw page 815 and I thought "Perhaps APL has landed on local men".

Well it appears that several more local men and women have joined us to share in the blessings of NNPC TF.

Una welcome o. Special shout out to Beam and bobowoja . I don keep seat for una for our God Is Good hummer executive bus that's taking us straight to NNPC Towers Abj.

Broda mi Teaser4, I don save seat for you and larride. We go pick you up for the next bus stop.

Chop knuckle my brother. Teaser4 go soon drop from that rickety bus.

hayesconcept:
Local man cannot can again

I don join the group of everyone will be paid iffa hear anyone talk ABT theory for here eh.... I go send lion to that person doormouth. Which kind useless theory be that one first? We were all told that we would be paid stipends na

So finally Mr. Farouk Freedom has caught up with me
I am in sifia pains as I am typing this

July 4th
UI Cbt centre Ibadan
16k From Farouk
Ekiti indigene
Next Destination: NNPC Towers, Abuja

Teaser, drop me from that bus I am not following that rickety bus again as I have seen God is Good Motors of Farouk.

Now, everybody will be paid and if you are not paid that means you have problems

ChasteGhuy ur prayer has been answered

Beaam kindly prepare a conducive sit for a local man to manage in this new association thanks.

I am off this thread till evening......

Alennaa:
..

Brace yourself up for impact.
Cos NNPC alert will hit you soon.
You are 4th right?
This is our season..

Lol..... I will jump and pass.

BTW it seems alert has located ur doors

semitones:
4th July paid before today
GT
Owerri CBT center
Who else like this post

GT? This cup is nearing my table little by little.... Who get safe house where I fit hide?

olatunji1187:
It's confirmed, today is the day for 4th of July

ALERT RECIEVED

4TH July
Location: Osogbo
Cadre : EH
Amount : #16k

Now awaiting APL.
God bless Nigeria.

My real local people. Where u dey for osogbo?

Teaser4:
Good morning local men(non-alertees) our brother Beaam don alight from our bus oh... as the conductor of the bus I'm gonna lock from inside so farok,king, or lazarus wont get more local men...larride, bobowaja, terij4 and other non-alertees i forgot names oh...no vex oh...fasten ya seatbelt...the bus no dey stop again oh...na Towers be the last bus stop oh.....

Abeg se enough fuel dey sha.... I no want make alert meet us for road till we reach towers o.

tutuwater:
For 4th of July
IBADAN CBT.
16K Just enter ooh
Description NNPC PAYMENT

Tutuwater... Are u gt or eh? I am just checking something pls.

souljar:
hahahaaa... Coman have your seat on this 85% (née 1%) theory train...
@bobowaja, we are preparing your seat

I am still dodging bro..... I dey peep behind closed doors. 4th paid today ke? Local man is in deep thinking

Uricas:
If you beef me, you are against many people.

Mention their names so that I can count the numbers of stones I will use.

Good morning brother

femokleen:
Wa gbayi.. This one wey analyst Benflash dey help NNPC think laidis, I cannot can at all

Swargu:
Uricas please come prepared, this is actually what he meant

Now u revealed my secret...

Uricas:
If the payment continues tomorrow, then you will get paid. Lol

It is like me and u get beef wey I bin no know. Bros come make we settle am before first light tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile who liked ur post?

GeniusOla:
Bobowaja how far? Anytime i see your Monika, na that
song "no matter where u go o, remember the road that leads you home" bobowaja(bodethomas) lol dey always come my mind. You are right nnpc just dey burst local men jaws anyhow like Muhammad ali (na only teaser4 get the right meme to describe this) #lol, however none of us called our claim the truth of what's happening rather a reasonable explanation and the explicity i emphasised is in regards of beam making the hypothesis clear, still not a claim of what we said being the truth, keep up the good work guys

Chop knuckle brother man.

GeniusOla:
@femokleen hope this is explicit enough. I call this a clinical finish #lol

Just because it aligns with ur view doesn't make it the truth. Nnpc don dey useless our logic since and only dem sabi wetin dem dey do. Let's just enjoy this time and wait for APL.

Kevlala:
If truly u are a local man, command ur APL to come tomorrow morning. Smh

Dey take life serious bro..... Those who lived 100yrs ago are no more. Relax have some local hot tea

Kevlala:
May the APL not come within the storm and u are still under the table.

It is raining..... No attract thunder. No vex me o else I will show u say I be local man.

ozoebuka1:
Be open minded so that when the alert hits you, you won't be in siffia pain.

I will quickly port na... No time. I don prepare argument for 1% theory self in case (but 1% don turn to like 70 to 80% now o) we don't know which one again. Local man is thinking of what and how to can.

ozoebuka1:
Bros, 4th has not been massively paid so relax... Lots of us never see alert.

So what are you trying to say?

Bad guy
I will still hide under the table tho until the storms are over.

Uricas:
APL, TF... All nah impact. Lol

APL yes I am available. Tp I am still thinking and dodging until coast clear well well....

Uricas:
Baba! Get ready for the impact.

Which impact? No allow me vex for u this evening o.