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vizkiz: Op,please can you borrow me 20naira?? I wanna buy poki

are you willing to clear 12 yards of stagnant gutter?

That was what we agree I pose as her boyfrend in front of her frends and she cook for me everyday. I even provide the money for ingredents . Now that eboela is in the air and I can't eat fastfood and suya and other assorted animal flesh again, I need her to prepare this tins. She do strong head all the time and say "I be your wife".
She is breaking the agreement, and am seriously considering to break her up and pick one of her friends to start work asap...
But on a second taught, her food is very sweet(I don't even know if its charm) so how do I force her to continue cooking for me?

Mature and reasonable advice only

goalburner: k...bruh
buh is boiledcorn ur favorite meal?

NO

Anyone that eats boiled corn unknowingly pays homage to me

Egopersonified what is ya say on this matter?

nikkypearl: Awwwww!am sorry darling!

Btw where d hell is KRAL.L,IT.BOMB and TALLESTY I misss una funny but factual comments

will soon be back, burt Boiledcorn is here for you.

goalburner: bro i fear u oooo
na only girls u dey follow on ur profile

I don't send pms God is my witness. Forget who I follow and who I don't follow.

PrettyHausaGirl: someone exposed you to me. That's scam. You just quoted and modified haha...gotcha!

so you believed?? next time don't believe anything you hear.

PrettyHausaGirl: wow this website is something else. How do I use it too please

just think of anything you want to post and it will be posted.

Obinoscopy I need your help!! I will send you a message later

temigracie: ...yinmu...

what is "yinmu"? Insults is in the air!!!

temigracie: ......am in support of mencade5 oooo.....he has neva pm'ed any chick b4....ayam a testifier

is that an achievement? Me too I have never pm and nairalander female.

Uncle Andyblaze tell us a story

temigracie: ..haba,spacegoat.....love unconditionally....

so you are supporting evils

SpaceGoat: removing you from my crush list. this is the outmost turn of !!

OP even spacegoat that crush anything with (f) hate you now.

Normality: imagine where no guy ever tried to seek ur attention, my sista,[size=15pt]osukosu[/size] go kill u....u go ask ur friends and mama if u no fine, mirror will be ur best comforter...

I don piss for body

Have you read this thread, "123 reasons why you should never seek advice on nairaland" ? It will help you out.

PrettyHausaGirl: how did you do that ? I never kissed you lol

that is the new Nairaland "mindread feature" it post what you are thinking , you thought it so it was automatically posted

rozzay: Abeg make una no lemme laff na church I dey, me wey dey receive 20pms per day or my oga temigracie wey dey receive 50 we neva open thread. Anyway na ur time

you wey put ur mail on display. Abeg wetin u dey sell? Why u no go get mails.

lonzo2214: na only you carry mat come here? Na woman go kill you. Look at the following list no single male i fear 4 you oooo.

oya make I follow you.

PrettyHausaGirl: boiledcorn

christian hausa girls are the best. Av handled one or two.

Okay

ladycomfort: Did u just say u slapped the young lady? Thats too much. Its means u can beat up ur wife if she misbehave. Hmmmmm

no I can never raise my hand on a "lady". And I can't marry someone that misbehaves.

ivyy: Must u put dt on full display

chidyhels: Dnt be silly gal,its a private msg.

she is just seeking attention. Just 60 likes, and some few mentions is shaking her head. when I used to handle a popular........



Lemme not talk before I expose myself.

Gooci: yu de fear for yur life abbi..... make dem nogo ambush yu unknowingly

that's why I always wear face cap in public..... But let se_un pray he doesn't jam me outside NL( it won't be funny at all)

Do you know how many pms I received from you ladies until I had to remove my picture. Also for the fear of "jamming" a nairalander I have offended in public.

Ok